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Tew remove grease from a man’s karakter let him strike sum sudden ile. Angels handle the dice when doublets are thrown into the cradle. Flattery is like colone water, to be smelt ov, not swallered. ifs man hain’t got a well-balanced head, 1 like tew see him part bis hair in the middle. Ihere is only one good substitute for the endearments ov a sister, and that is the endearments ov some other phellow’s sister. Piety is like beans ; it seems to do the best on. poor sile. Going tew law iz like skinning a new milk eow-for her hide and giving the beef to the lawyers. About the hardest thing a fellow kas do is tew spark tew girls at onst and preserve a good average. I had rather uodertaik tew be tew good doves than one decent serpent. A good wife iz a sweet smile from heaven. A lie iz like a kat—it never cums tew you in a straight line. It ix better tew kno less than tew kno so much that ain’s so. A broken reputashun iz like a broken vase; it may be mended, but always shows where the krak was. If you kan’t trust's man for the full amount let him skip. This trying to get an average ou honesty has always been a failure. There is no treachery in silence, silence is # bard article to beat. Don’t mistake habits for karacter. The men of the most karacter hay the lowest habits. Thate iz cheats in all things—even pizon is adulterated. The man who is thoroughly polite, is tew thirds ov a Christian enny how. Kindness is an instinkt, politeness only an art. Thare iz a great deal ov learning in this world, which iz nothing more than trieing to prove what we don’t under- stand. Mi dear boy, there are but few who kan commence at the middle of the ladder and reach the top—and pro- bably youor I don’t belong to that numberr, One ov the biggest mistakes made yet is made by the man who thinks he iz temperate, just because he puts more — in his whiskey than his neighbor oes. ————-- 4 ----——- Ohoosing a New Denomination Old lady (to street gamin)—Little boy, don’t you want to join the Sunday school, and grow up to bea good man ? Little boy — What Sanday school is it ? Old lady—The Methodist! Little boy— No! I tried the Methodises las’ year, and didu’t get nuthing but a stick o’ broken candy an’ a I’m goin’ to try the ‘Piscopal this year. es a The Homovpathic Method. ‘Good morning, Mrs, Gilligan. How is Patrick this morning ! “Sure he’s no better sir.” ‘“‘Why don’t vou send him to the hospital to be treated ?” “fo be treated is it? Faith, an’ it’s the delarium.trimmins he has already.” — oe ee In Disguise. Who is she.—Visitor to the dime museum (to the little girl who takes the cash). “We have madea bet and want you to settle it. Is the bearded lady your mother or yourannt?” The little girl—‘‘You are all wrong. She's my father.” a Any miscarriage of justice is a great public misfortune ; but when it errs on the side of harshness, the mischief is far greater than when it fails to punish. line biiS NOTES. Not the promissory, but /facte about Wetcome Soap, an article that does not con- tain one particle of the adulterations used to reduce the cost of ** Pure Goods,” but does possess the value of legitimate Washing Qualities, the demand for which proves the advantage gained by the use of the genuine over Soaps of donbtful character, None should be deceived even by Ked and Yellow Wrappers, or any of the imitations of the WELCOME, a8 a pair of clasped hands is stamped on every bar. 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I, Dec 22, 1885 TELEPHONE COMPANY OF PRINCE COWARD ISLAND fJ\HIS COMPANY is now ready to transmit written and verba' messages, by Telephone, between Charlottetown, Hunter River, County Line, Freetown, Kensington, Summer- side and St, Eleanors, at the following Rates ;— From Station to Station, when the distance is 5 miles or under, for each five minutes’ con- R. R. FITZGERALD, Agent, Ch’town, P E, I. 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Sum- merside at established rates, and to treat with persons requiring private or toll lines. For further information apply to the Subscriber, at Charlottetown ROB ANGUS, MANAGER. Ch’town, Oct. 19, 1885—lyer eod ROVAL CANADIAN INSURANCE 2 oe ee ee A’ TAR. ones lw kw Re O- ---- Head Office—MONTREAL. Halifax Branch—J. SCOTT MITCHELL, Agent. | WK=S> RISKS TAKEN ON MOST FAVORABLE TERMS. ow Agent for Prince Edward Island :— F. H. ARNAUD, MERCHANTS BANK OF HALIFAX. $2,000,000, a Ch town, Jan. 1886 CHARLOTTETOWN =SASH RD DOOR FACTORY | Peake’s No. 3 Wharf, R, PALMER & Cit... PROPRIETORS. 0 We are now manufacturing and will sell at the lowest cash prices’: Sashes, Doors, Window and Door Frames. Architraves, Spouting and Conductor Mouldings, Ballusters, Newel Posts, Stair Rails, Twists, &c. We are prepared to do all knds of Jobbing, in Planing, Jointing, Morticing, Tenoning, Jig and Fret Sawing, Turning, &c. All kinds of Gothic Windows for Churches made at shortest notice With new and first-class Machinery, and the latest appliances, we can insure the olmost satisfaction to all who favor us with their patronage, Oh’ town, Sept 22, 1885 ~wkly 1 yonr CO. | Feb. 17, 1886—2wks 2 aw Canned Salmon. | } FEW cases of the ‘CAIRNS’ BKAND’ | for Sale, in cases, half cases and quarter | cases, This brand is far superior to the, British Columbia Salmon. | HORACE HASZARD, Queen Square. Ch’town, Feb, 11, 1886.—1 mo eod LONG CLEAR BACON ESS PORK, Breakfast Bacon, Spiced M Rolle, Sugar-cured Hams, Cumberland Bacon, and Lard, in car-lots or less quantities, Address J. GRIFFIN, Pork Packer, St, Thomas, Ont, Jan. 15, '86—2aw 32mos PIGKARD'S BAKERY. RS. B, PICKARD desires to thank the patrons of her late husband, and would announce that she has re-opened the Store and Bakery on Upper Great George Street, and will be plesaal to see al] who may favor her with their patronage. In Store—200 barrels Kent Mills FLOUR, bought very low, which will be sold at a small advance on cost. Also—A_ full supply of fresh Groceries, Bread and Pastry of ali kinds; MRS» BARTHOLOMEW PICKARD, Upper Great George Street, —————— TRUE VALUE . BAKING COOK’S F rowDER As compared with two other brands the strengths, only, of which have been pub- lished, carefully ométiing cost, 1tin “Royal” costs 60 cts., gives 2,033 cub. in. of Gas, or 34 inches for a cent. 1 tin “Princess’ costs 50 cts., gives 2,408 cub. ins. of Gas, or 48 inches for a cent. 2 packets Ceoks Fricnd cost 50 cts., give 3064 cub. ins. of Gas, or 6@ inches for a cent. Cooks Friend is therefore 23 per cent. better value than Princess, and 75 per cent. better than Royal. The purity and healthfulness of Cooks Friend are unquestionabie. Cooks Friend may be had from store- keepers generally. _ hill Hachinery ior dale, MHE Subscriber offers the following Machin ery for Sale at a bargain : l Leffell Water Wheel (large), 1 2-foot Cireular Saw with 40 foot Table, 1 Large Circular Cross-Cut Saw and Frame complete, 1 Shingle Machine (Smaliwood & Bovyer), old style, 1 Up and-Down Saw (Meiley Frame), and Carriage, all complete. a@ ‘‘orrespondence by mail dressed, Box 34, Charlottetown. JOHN F. BAKER, ; Runbary, Lot 48, P. E. Island, March 4, 1886—dli 4i eow TENDERS. ANEALED TENDERS will be received by the undersigyed until the 3lst day of MARCH, from persons willing to contract for the erection of a Presbyterian Church at Lot 48, according to the plans and specifica- tions to be seen at Messrs. Norton Bros, Store, Charlottetown. The Committee do not bind themselves to accept the lowest or any tender. Two good securities required for the faith- ful performance of the work. DANIEL McLEAN, Sec’y of Com. Southport, Lot 48, March 5—dyli wk tl dt FOR SALE. RIGHTON TANNERY, with its Steam Engine, Boiler, Splitting Machine, Stuf fing Machine and other Plant is offered for sale at private contract The above Taunery was formerly operated by the late Donald McKinnon, of the late tirm of MecKin»on & Oo., of this city. It is fitted up on the most modern principle, and has hitherto paid a large percentage on the capital invested. ‘To capitalists no better in- vestsent for their money, either by Bank or Manufactory, can be offered, Possession given immediately. MARY J. MACKINNON, Executrix, to be ad- Ch’tawn, Oot. 17, 1885. PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND RAILWAY, 1885-6. Winter Arrangement, I885-6,. N AND AFTER TUESDAY, DECEMBER ist, 1885, Trains will ran daily, as follows (Sundays excepted) :— ———_$$_____ Seen ee — TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE WEST. TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE WEST. ~~ STATIONS.' No. 1 No. 3 STATIONS, | No. 2. No. 4. . 2, ae % | ia Charlottetown...... eeeeees.. 7 15 1 50 Chariotletowl.cocsedeccccs,. ; 2 = ie oO Royalty Junction.......-.... 7 34 2 12 Heras Rs 5 os unas 2 12 9 37 North Wiltshire.,........... 817 305 (North Wiltshire............. 1 29 8 45 ee 2, eS 8 30 320 ||\Hunter River... o.00. coos os oe 1 15 8 30 Bradalbané.................. 9 00 367. ||Bradalbane.................. 12 45 7 53 County Ldne.«-<cccccccee...- 9 09 4 07 RT RO a oe 12 36 7 43 Freetown .......-,.00- 0b seers 9 23 Ge NP RROCO WE 0.65 800 0 dein ok kad | 42 93 7 28 Kensington........ wecbdoececd 9 40 OOD | ROE La codecs)... e000 12. 05 7 05 ar}; 10 10 5 20 dp A.M, 6 30 Summerside............ P.M, Summerside...... cn | 11 35 dp} 12 40 (ar, 1035 Miscouche...........++000+0s 1 06 MiSCOUCHE. «2. .000008.....4.. | 4015 } omen Be ee 1 27 eI i io elas i | 949 | Port SN isn o6 assess neneiad 2 08, TE a ee oo . AE 3 22 i eee 565.0 ¢h4,.0 | 7 ot Bloomfield..+++e+.......0400 3 45 cde des ccckete inetd : 22 |] Alberton,........ oonettanss s 4 20 PT th cpnecteuiinesasaie 655 | TROD 645 05. 5K os Hogi. ar 515 RARE gS dp| 600 - TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE EAST. TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE EAST. — I STATIONS. No. 5 | No. 7. 1 STATIONS, | No. 6, No. 8. , 2, i| yew 3 Charlottetown...,..se00...../ . 2 30 | | ;Chariottetown .............. 10 25 Royalty Junction.,.+++-+..+- 2 50 | Royalty Junction............ 10 05 " ord Hees eeneteee We Werr. nn. 3 23 I || Bedtord POP POET O ces eesasese ae | 9 ua ar 3 55 1 dp 9 00 Mount Stewart......... ; || Mount Stewart......... dp, 410 beau ar, 850 | SIN is ktbetapsihcnncess 5 22 || Cardigan.,.........0.23.++.. ii 8s oe eS ES: ar 5 45 P. Mi. }Gevrgetown....ccssee.... dp' 7 16 A. M, Mount Stewart............. : + £05 | Mount Stewart........... dp r; 3@ Moreil «eves SOC. o co c SOCREOR, 443 }"Morell.... Sedticn tc cceeOeicesss x 17 errr $00. wan 512 =| St. Peters..cccc.sccccessecees | 7 48 Bear River...+-scccesiee.... 5 57 ||Bear River.,.... cede teense 7 03 ccccsencces oalh > neal as 6 40 SOUPIS.. +0004. .eeceee..... GD i 620 a@ Trains are run by Eastern Standard Time. | JAMES COLEMAN, Superintendent, | Railway Offtoe, Charlottetown, Mov, Uh, 1885 —wkly py a Executors’ Notice. VHE Undersigned Executrix and Execu- tors of the last Will and Testament of the late Donald Mackinnon, of Charlottetown, tauner, deceased, carrying on business under the name and style of “MACKINNON & ©O.,” hereby notify all persons indebted to his estate to make immediate payment to them at bis late office, in Grafton Street, in Charlottetown, and all persons having claims or demands against the said estate are hereby required to furnish the same, duly attested, within twelve months from this date. Dated at Charlottetown, the 2ad day of OCTOBER, 1885. MARY JANE MACKINNON, - xecutrix, W. 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