terms: Four Dollars per Year eee ptaeinehineniinee GOT AMPLE ¢ ATISFACTION, army 4 CHAR | | ‘Is the kind we keep. ican show you elegantly tailored suits, — All our garments are « fan With the Carpetbag Squared Ac- . - : eounts Wilt Miean Man. On the cars ¢ gto b- Was a stal ggft wan, BOs Sew } tO DU) weds. He was hi Hat micht called xa sstingy or cl se man, OUD he was a man eho when tl Vasa ¢ t at him that minding ! : ! would gerifice $50 to sa copper He had started in the morning without | gy breakfast and when K—-— hove in gght he gathered himself up for a general girmish for any and all kinds of provi- gos. He had # carpetbay with him, gd, gOINL into tl iinit room at E —~ 7 ye dep &} 1; DIS Curl - ¢ Gli CHAI, ghile be took another at its side. He was lost for about ten minutes, per- @ily oblivious to everything save that he pd 8 blessed consciousness of some thing my rapidly and agreeably replenishing is inward man About this time the landlord came gond, ejaculated: “Dollar, sir!’’ *4 dollar!’ responded the eater. “A far} I thought you only charged 5u ameal for one? Isn't that so?’ *That's true,’’ answered Meanness, Ieount your carpetbag one, since it pies a seat."’ Now, the table was far from being h. q and the gentleman expostulated, well | the landlord insisted, and the dollar i reluctantly brought forth, paid over, the receiver passed on. rv Oar victim deliberately rose, and open- ey his carpetbag to the full extent of its ie mouth, addressed it as follows: ¢ “Carpetbag, it seems you are an individ- al abauman individual, since you eat— a east I’ve paid for your eating, and now J must eat!’’ lyon this he seized everything eatable Was carriable within reach—nuts, bs, apples, cakes and crust pies—and, ithe roars of the bystanders, the de- mtof his brother passengers and the dis- Mture of the landlord, phlegmatically out and took his seat in the cars. He fhehad secured provisions enough to tim to New York after a bountiful had been served out in the cars. wwas atleast $5 worth in the bag, Which the landlord realized nothing we way of profit.— Toronto Globe. bvoman’s headaches may come from causes. She may have a headache gfrom nervousness, or from digestive rhances. Nine cases in ten, her hes come fiom disorders peculiar to wx. It may ehow itself in the symp- which are characteristic of a dozen ers. Thousands of times, women bern treated for the wrong disordera. Fierce’s Favorite Perscription was smded for the sole purpose of reliev- wmaakind of these ills and pains. wands of women have testified that taking treatment from several phvsi- without benetit, the ** Favorite Pree AL. tion” cured them completely ard ’ ly. I) has baen used fer over thirty if sand bas an anbroken record of ruc- woman who hesitates is invited to 31 one-cent stamps to cover only the mailig a copy of Dr. fierce’s + Mun Sense Medical Advirer, whieh acid wos plain, clear information about all Wi a Pe organs of the human body and their 5 j - Ona, i WJ he a“ = Ujee eR a YN _ Tas MN) Rel 4 Wi (ayy : ts ~ Cpe Ta, ‘eS Ft SA. Sd yl fi ee > “= ‘a \ i ‘ \~ 4 ' . ~ ‘ 4 - ee oA = 7 ‘ 9 > : BY’S OWN SGAP is made j : larly for littlefolks. It @ purest soap in the world. @yand truly the purest. @EXS good ; BS good - VOC, . ’ Me’s good to the pink. and Me skin of infants. Bands of men ABY’s Own SOAP— be- is . nd 8 they like it—but for _*tTOiLer Soap Co., MONTREAL. ne Makers are erste BEWARE | Me 10 acre jot situated op- trie, cn Mt, Fd. Road. Sitis indispensable. 76 or soap FOR SaLE “he office of ’ L. L. BEER. and women | E DAILY his is True Liberty, when Free Born Men, having to LOLLETOWN,.. BB. ISLAND, SATURDAY, APRIL High Class, Perfect Fitting - - CLOTHING advise the Public, may speak free.”—Evxipipzs. ) 4898. You don’t have to goto the merchant tailor for satisfaction ; we sal r You Neti WT. D. McRAY THE BARGAIN CORNER. CACHES. The Reliance of Arctic Travelers For Food on a Return Journey. An arctic expedition moving overland practically always intends toreturn by the same route. HKyen in these days of com- pressed foods the weight of several months’ provender fora lhirge party is considerable. In caches it is, therefore, stowed along the route several days’ journey apart. What is simply a hole in the ground is first duy, a matter of extreme difficulty at times. Then, painfully digging else- where, earth is brought to the surface and a quantity*®f this is dumped into the hole. Ice is melted and the water from it poured upon the earth, the entire mixture freez- ing in a few moments into a compact mass. This is the bottom of the cache. On it the provisions the party want to put uside for a future day are laid, so many pounds for each man, carefully calculated. There should be just enough to support life comfortably until the next cache is reached on the return, with two or three days’ rations over for emergencies. With stones, ice and snow the walls of the cache are now built up, water being poured over the snowy structure hermetic- ally toseal it. It is a point of honor, among even the poorest natives, not to rifle a cache unicss in cases of the direst necessity, but the provisions must be kept safe from the bears. Properly built the structure is impregnable, and it needs the work of pickaxes to tear it open. It is marked by anything that the ex- plorers can spare or find in the vicinity, generally by a staff of wood. In Siberia the tooth of a mammoth is not infrequent- ly used. Despite this precaution, however, many caches can never be found again. If rendered provisionless in this manner, the party must resort to its guns and hunt for the musk ox, the white bear and the seal, which sometimes are in easy reach, more frequently not to be found at all. Game in these regions is never to be de- pended wpon.— New York Tribune. mee matt = a A Nihilist’s Definition of *ihilism. I was so fortunate as to meet an Amer- jennized Russian who has been instru- mental in bringing more of his people to this country than any other person He had been a medical stadent in lvussia, be- came connected with a nihilist plot, was suspected, arrested and sentenced to Si- beria, but made his escapo and came to | this country five years ago. He at once took steps to become naturalized, and now, as Dr. C. C. Young, is an American citizen, intensely proud of his adopted country, enthusiastic concerning its instl- tutions, particularly its liberty of speech, and is able to converse in excellent Eng- lish wholly acquired since coming here. “A nihilist,” said Dr. Young, “is not an anarchist or even a socialist. He is merely one who desires with all bis beart and above everything else in this world the liberty of speech and action that is the birthright of every living soul and which is guaranteed to every American by the constitution of the United States. Oh, you Americans should be the very happiest people on earth, for you have everything that the rest of the world is striving to gain!"’—Kirk Munroe io Harper's Maga- zine. : : ’ ee a : \ f These abound with fine points that appeal irres- ‘istibly.to men of taste, especially to those who from motives of economy are shy of the custom tailor. The collar fits snug to the neck, the arm hole is sufficiently large. cut according to the latest fashion plate patterns, we have is right in get up and price, Every suit Perhaps you are not a regular customer of ours Can’t we show you a fewsitu just to give you an idea of the kind of suits we keep. We would lire to have your, ‘personal iuspection, and the better posted you are the better satisfied you will be that ‘our values have never before been equalled, Ml Tis al 6 THAT GLITTERS Many are taken in now-a-days, #nd are paying from ten to twenty doliars for a waich not worth five, by buving from pedlers and others who are not watch- makers. Do not be Deceived. But when you want « reliable watch bug only of one who understands the trade and asks only a fair price for a good article, G. H. TAYLOR Jeweler and Optician. Charlottetown, LEGAL CARD. WARBURTON & McKINON Barristers, Attorney’s, Notarys Public. 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Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive special notice, without charge, in the Scientific American. A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest cir- culation of any scientific journal. Terma, $3 4 rear: four months, $1. Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co,2°:~=0 New York branch Omics. 625 F St.. Washington, NOTICE The property on the corner of King and rownal Sts, belonging tothe estate of the late Catherine MeKenna, (subject to a % years unexpired lease, from May Ist, 1898), will be sold by Public Auction on Tueeday, May 3rd, 1898, at 12 o’clock, pc on. This property is now kacwn as the Finlay Honse. Terms Caeb. M. P. HOGAN, PATRICK BLAKE, Executor anl2wt!lstapril,y2 wid is probably patentable. Communica- | I onvco heard tatked ovér-between two respectable ladies, says Colonel T. W. Hig- ginson in The «.tlantic, some disrespectful remarks of mine on the American pie. I | had said in a lecture that the average pie |} of the American railway station was } “something very white and indigestible at the top, very rmoist and indigestible at the bottom and with untold horrors in the middle.’ I had given this lecture at Fall River, Mass., and was returning by way of the steamboat to Providence, when I heard one of my neighbors ask the other if she heard the lecture “‘No,”’ she answered, ‘“‘I didn’t. But Miss Jones, she come home that night, and she flung her hood right down on the table and says she, ‘There,’ says she, ‘Mr. Jones, I’m never goin to have another o’ them mince pies in the house just as long as I live,’ says she. ‘There was Sammy,’ ; says she, ‘he was sick all last night, and I do believe it was nothin in all the world but just them mince pies,’ says she.’’ ‘*Well,”’ said the otber lady, a slow, de- liberate personage, “I do suppose that them kind of concomitants ain't good things.’’ Here the conversation closed, byt Mr. Weller did not feel more gratified when he | heard the Bath fooctmen call a_ boiled leg of mutton a‘‘swarry”’ and wondered what | they would calla roast one than I when | my poor stock of phrases was re-enforced by this unexpected polysyllable. Instead of wasting so many words to describe an | The Great Pie Question. | i scribed it more tersely as a ‘‘concomitant.”’ Genius and Soap. There was a sign nailed to the door of attention, and yet at a casual glance there did not appear to be anything remarkable about it. It simply said: “WANTED.—A good business poset; | good salary to the right party. Apply within.’’ ‘The sign is all right,’ explained the manager. ‘‘We want just what it says— ‘a good business poet’—none of your gen- iuses, but a fellow with gritand get up | in his composition.” **And what do you want with him?” he was asked. ‘“‘A good deal,” replied the manager. “We're manufacturing a new brand of soap, and to compete with others we've got to have poetical advertisements that will catch the publicear. The last poet we employed was a dreamer and wrote odes to our soap which were too classic to be popular. What we really need are brisk, ' breezy, catchy couplets like this: There’s life and hope In Johnson’s soap. Just give it rope, ete. *“We’ve had 70 applications for the place this morniny, but the right man has not arrived yet. We'll get him, however, be- fore the day’s over."’—~Atlanta Constitu- ion. Economy in taking Hood’s Sar. saparilla, because ‘ 100 doses oné dollar” ts peculiar to and true only of Single Copies two cents, en NO 78 THE JOKE WENT ASTRAY. And a Couple of Innocents Endured All the Suffering In Consequence, We had amused ourselves at the expense of acertain commercial traveler staying at our hotel, and in return the traveler endeavored to play a trick on us. It happened that when we struck the hotel it was so full that we had to engage rooms on the second floor. There were four of us, so we engaged rooms Nos, 95 and 96, with the proviso that we should have choice of double bedded rooms on the first floor as soon as they were empty. On the day of revenge our goods and chattels were moved down to the first floor, rooms Nos. 35 and 86. And that night a strange thing bappened. We were sitting quietly at supper when we beard a violent ringing of about ten bells and a yelling and shout- ing from up stairs. Our party of four gazed at each other inquiringly, but no- body volunteered an explanation. The commercial traveler sat in the room, and he looked across at us with a startled air and turned pale. We went cut to recon- noiter. There was a huge gouty old gentleman in pyjamas at the head of the stairs, and he was shouting for the manager. He had turned into a bed that was crammed full with lumps of coal and brushes and crockery and combs and broken biscuits. The number of his room was 96. While i he was telling his tale there was some commotion in 95. The door flew open, and a couple of men rushed out, using very Ciscreditable language. They had a similar story to tell and simila: complaints to make. It was disgraceful, intolerable. So it was for one of the best hotels in the provinces, Of course the manager called me aside and blamed me for everything. I protest- ed my innocence, but I don’t think he be~ lieved me until the chambermaid put in a word or two. “It wasn’t Mr. Roberts’ party, sir. It was Mr. Fred (the commercial traveler). I saw him coming in and out of the rooms, and I looked in afterward, bud couldn’t see anything wrong.” Poor bagman! He had meditated a re- yenge deep and dire, but it had missed fire. I will draw a veil over what the man- ager said to him and another over what the traveler said tous. Butit was great fun in the morning to sympathize with | the gouty old gentleman and to echo his sentiments.—‘‘ Life of Arthur Roberts." American railway pie I should have de- | the business office which attracted general | ; ’ , was nearly always about right. He knew more of human nature than most men of his time, and the pre- sent time too. advice to mankind than when he wrote, * Throw Physic to the Dogs,” Some people are physicing them- selves all the time for ills that are He never gave better principally imaginary. Little dis- orders of the system,—cansed by tr- regular living, poor blood, a sluggish liver,—can be twisted to snit some patent nostrum and increase the wealth of some juggler with health. Whatis really wanted is ouly a sys- tem regulator,—a pure, simple, but 5S efficacious tonic. Such a preparation Abbey’s Effervescent Salt. A tens nfultaken every morning, before breakfast, keeps the bloc pure andthe system in suca tone as to be able to withstand disease. I's use in many cases has prevented seri- ous illmess. Eminent physicians and prominent ersons have testified to the bene- t they have derived from its use. Our free booklet “ Anu Invitation to Health,” tells al! about it. All druggists sell this great English preparation, Price 2/6 or 60 cts. a bottle, THE ABBEY EFFERVESCENT SALT CO., Lamrren, aan ‘2. ob ©. Ay The baiss in the Association Building have been refitted, and are now in strictly first class condition. They will be open Tuesdays, Thursdays aod Seturda from 2to 18 p.m. Members are invi to patronise them; non-members will be charged a small fee for their use. The Assembly Hall is now in good rder, aoc will be let at reasonable SRO a ay the One True BLOOD Purifier. | ~ Aonis to tee Some . a ‘ * ee ee eaaiaaa ahaa. cn: I o : se se “soaps et cairn a anaieneel Foe ARE: de as oat el ee ee — hd AE Fe ieee