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OTTAWA tCPi—When Azeiiuslaimeii I5l‘?0)S,far n]dhisMh Dem Denis takes his seat in the Sen- i barbs at stamp desi ii unhormlis ate for the first time at the next- ins at rural post offiiess‘ rcia session he will find he has few} the scooters introduced ii; tlic lzjeésanlglgfz lIl:1'alr€i‘:\la8r:lient:f service‘ department to speed mail deliv-N - . ery. the 102-scat Sent th .. . are only two senam:sf_Ra‘l"l)'; b lVIl(r. Hamilton brought up the Homer and Walter Assemne: _rea -ins vihen he was in oppo. two Saskatclieivan men 3p‘-lfilatuin fling» I “.'“ gw-mg him 8 pointed in 1933__wHh more “meEDsne o‘ ‘is own medicine. Mr. on Parliament Hill. C ls bays" ' . 1' .1 meman. experiencm daptalrtiagjhe was asked_why there had back to 1935 when he was ms“ been no robberies since he took eleded ,0 the Commons‘ that,-over as postmaster - general. M ,._ Denis Wm bring to the up_i\"_ith' his usual humor he re- per house. There will also be his.‘ p led’ keen sense of humor. 5 “There. have been some rob- in fact. it was for his wit tliati “"95 Sim We “wk oven unfor- he was best known—-and iiked—l ““‘at°ly~ we have “Oi had during his Commons days, menough time to convince the bubbled to prominence when her thieves or robbers that theyl was the Liberal opposition-5 post; should change the bad habitsl office critic during the Diei‘en_‘l they had formed under the pre-S 1 baker administration. iV‘°"3 3dml"l5ll'3ll°“-" 5 ‘ And_ during his nine months 35.‘ Becoming serious for a mo the first postmaster-general oil’ ment. he confided to 8 reporter? the Pe a rs o n government he that "while the critic's job is to. often showed he hadn't lost thelmake things hot for the minis-: knack of reducing the chamheri ter. in office he finds that pm.,.; l0 laughter. even when he \vas.lems are not so easily solved.‘ I under heavy fire on charges of. During his time as minister, P3l1'0"aEP- changes in the department em-l Some of the brightest pages of} phasized decentralization of au-i Hansard. the official record of thnrily and responsibility in ta-' parliamentary d ebate s. are vor of officers in the field. taken up with the repartee be-J’ In December he also prom- tween Mr. Denis and the thenigised “a brand new look" in Ca- postmaster - general. Wiliiaminadian postage Hamilton, between 1957 and§“brighter and more interesting I962. stamps as the department pro-l llechnical Revolution is Said Facing Cuba By DANIEL HARKER ,nf those theoretical Marxists.‘ l HAVANA (AP)—Cubans are-They cost too much to the so? facing another “revolution" this cicty." .Ye8|'- ' The Cuban leader hopes that This “technical revolution." the tcchnica‘. revolution along as Premier Fidel Castro has with the drastic shift made in called it. is the government’: 1963 in the aims of Cuban eco- chief hope to end chaotic con-lnomic policy giving top priority‘ ditions in the economy which again to agriculture over indus-i officials have acknowledged. ¢try. will solve the economic Five years after Castro t.ook:problems. over. Cubans lack enough food‘ How hard and fast Cuban and consumer goods. Meat and‘-dreams of a quick industrial- milk are is luxury for many.;ization crumbled can be learned l At the end of the last session.- isa . “ Mr. Denis Brings Experience, House duces three- and perhaps foiir- color stamps At five-foot-two. Mr. Denis was one of the smallest meni- bers of the Commons but also one of the most energetic. He served as president of the Housi- of Commons Bowling League and when he became a cabinet minister was undisputed cham- pion with an average close to 200 in fivepins. His love of bowling prompted him to make is plea for alleys to be installed during reconstruc- tion of the West Block on Par- liament l-iill—to no avail. In the 1963 debate on works department spending estimates.f nice things about the other he recommended bowling to felv men." he recalls modestly. low MP5 as "sound and health- ful. without being too much of a strain for people of our ages." “One has only to look around to see the big bellies which are caused by lack of exercise.“ he Denis was only a few I" 5 I'll .53 tau 2 O -I years out of law action! and on the lookout for more clients when he was persuaded to try for the Liberal nomination in the Montreal riding of St. Denis in the 1935 federal election. SUCCEEDED BROTHER "My family and friends said I had no chance to get the nom- ination but that the speeches I would make could help me to become better known." ‘i The constituency had been irepresentcd in the Commons by‘ ibis brother. Arthur. from 19211‘ until his death in 1934. Mr.) .Denis. a native of St. Norbert.; :Que.. moved into the riding lshortly after his graduation from the University of Mont- real. ‘ The nomination in e at in g turned out to be a stormy one. iAftcr almost nine hours. the del- egates chose Mr. Denis overt ] seven other candidates. , 1 "1 was surprised because i; ‘was only trying to make some‘ ineiv friends and had confined :my campaign to saying only l vwiiivus asran AJMOIW i He won the 1935 election hand- . fly and was re-elected in the tnext eight general elections to l share with External Affairs Min- l istcr .\lartin the honor of having on: someone AT wmt tine SPECIAL THE LADlE6’Cl.lJB NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING MAKE (wt BULLITINII s._i_.—.. 4% i-IMM .. HOW §the longest. consecutive service, lamong members of the presentl ~ Commons. stxetnaév i,as;>.ais_, ,_,_ I'M MAD AT‘ You.’ wuv BLAME ,1. TELLING BOYS PM ME? tr was A CHEAP DATE.’ ALLYOU AND HOW." NOW ‘THEY ALL CALL FOQ DATES WHEN THE‘/’i2E C 92-; - ‘av 3. So are shoes and clothing. from the picture of disorganiza- Electrical appliances, and‘tion is described by ll1(lllSl1l‘leS SP3F8d_parts for them as wc1i:Minister Ernesto Guevara. S : S.."t.t.‘.?. “$..°if‘.‘f' 3225252 ‘Iii . BLOCK-WE W.-, PM-‘TOR tires may cost 1.000 pesos tthis‘. _.H° 5a.¥5.th° Am.°“°““ w uld be equivalent to $1.000 tl"°°kade .‘5 the mam R350“ US_ at we exchange rate their hthe failure. Closely behind Cuba" 8°V°"*me"t in 5 i -* t ' . i..i...".-.t.§'?.‘é"".'2.'I;‘ ..§.‘}§i. i.'.?§é‘.-..i.{-". W.?a;e have accomplished the.‘1i:1cy.tanrildisorganizagonuivhich social revolution and now wet t‘° gaff “E ':5l?,°" "d have to make the technical rev- (%pv°pmecfi::"i(_at“$ t_h°9“°;l&e“ 5 said‘ ences of other socialist coun- necessary to increase: " . agricultural and industrial pro-' Tile “r5l.3'el? lake". "’ lm‘ duction so his government can prme me 5”"a“‘.’"' beside.‘ the overcome the economic crisis Shir 0" °'."p,lm5'5 from ‘"d“5' and put an end to rauonirmitry to agricu.ture. was to de- velop a new concept on what, '|‘Ec}{N1cmNs NEEDED aim the industrialization drive The program calls for a rapid W35 l0 h3V€‘- ' increase in the number of engi. The government has decided neers and other technicians. It ;ll18l heavy industry Will be also includes careful attentionlbulll Emund Bgflcullure. and [,0 development plans and the industry try l.0 satisfy. enforcing of strict working ll"? "EMS 09 "19 D909‘-P« norms. —"‘L“""‘*”‘ Castro has made clear that SETS OBJECTIVE he is tired of having to stand The Canadian Red Cross So- for the mistakes of zealous but’-ciety‘s 1964 financial campaign unskilled revolutionaries. , ' seek $6,443,492, or snow has said: “We have had enough lmore than in 1963. - CONTRACT BRIDGE 00-News I. 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Vulnehable. because of an unlucky distribu- NOR»;-3 l tion of the defenders‘ cards. and AK3 bad contracts are sometimes. .3542 made because of a lucky lie of; ‘A395 the cards. Nevertheless. good; ‘J5 play will still often be decisive WE Ens‘: (in overcoming bad luck. ‘Q1035 .93 ,. Take this hand where South __ gQJ1o9 is in four hearts and West . 3753 QKQ102 leads the king of clubs. Declar- ‘KQ968 4.1074 er cannot tell at this point how_ so TH lhe will eventually fare —— the gJ7472 ' toutcome is largely a matter of OAK 6 uck. 9‘ Thus. if the hearts are divid-, '."‘53 ed 2-2 and either defender was; The bidding: dealt the singleton or double-. “um wug no,“ Eu; ton queen of spades. he can; 1. 1:". 3. pug look forward to making twelve‘ tricks. if the cards are more normally divided. he will make ten or eleven tricks, but if the cards are badly stacked against him. he can go down. ‘ Declarer takes the club lead with the ace and plays the ace of hearts. discovering that Eas has two sure trump tricks. The contract now appears doomed.. since South has also a club and‘ a spade to lose. l 40 Opening lead — king of clubs. The outcome of most hands de- pends on how the opponents‘ cards are divided. Good con- 2.45—John Dreinie Tells a Story 3.00—CBC News 3.03-Trans Canada Matinee 3.30—Trana-Canada Matinee But South plods on. hoping to overcome the bad trump break. H has four probably losers, but there is still a chance or making ten tricks. in line with ' this thought. he plays a club to th 4.lS—Music in the Air 4..'!O—Countdown 5.00—Mar. Fish 8'cast 5.20—l'enipo, CBC Notebook 6_°o_cBc New, ,, w,,,,,,, . e jack. 1) nnlng to crossruff 6.l5—On Parliament Hill . ”‘"°3"°" 6.20—Mari'tima Sportscest l W93‘ takes . the qua“ ‘nd 6.25-Music in the Evening 1 Slims l" "'9 9'-Em °_l dl3m°"d5- ,.,5_By,,M l Dcclarcr goes up with the ace 7.20—Merine went... i. Musical in.‘ and rum a diamond. He then trumps a club in dummy. ruffs another diamond. crosses to fer a 7.30—-Business Barometer _ dummy with a spade, and ruffs 7.35-invitation HAS ITS HIGHLANDS SEPARATED .,“ r-;'- 2 .5-. . ‘I ff3i“itii.5o%°”§{‘“°”’ M59‘ =:.: 45 ,_‘;-" ' ' ‘ ACTIVE VOLCANOES \.‘-'~"'V~fr . 3" "6.~a.5¢..-'-‘ x 1 int i- "’ L I 2 oii-i..r.-..i.-e...h.icuir-u-iun—-s ' = $2 ; 9!! DAILY CROSSWORD 2 ACROSS 2. Alienate 21. To 1. Remove: 3. Herb pose i>rint- 4. Blunder for an 5. 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News Roundup In Speaking Personaiiy lO.30—Reservad For Mull! ll.00--Action Theatre ll.3t)-Christmas Eva Church Service in the shuffle because. l2"0’\$DOt'ta scores and Marine I Inland Weather I245-Music In The Night ‘ the last diamond. when he now casbcs the ace of spades and king of hearts. his work is one. He has made ten tricks even though the oppon- ents appeared to have. and ‘in fact did have. four winners. One . of the defensive tricks gets lost the end, West's high spade and one of East's high tr ii m p a merge . into one trick. n tnllit-ll‘ \l .\ ’ ’ \‘i\&~‘ title TOOK THE 'BA\T = tiauav 1|.'| onav rllaraznmvr, iovro, sauna-wnurounuaar YDNOBK.’ mvrao IHAVE 70 Pm; 7wea:n_7 ' (-‘)'’u as ROMMMCAS RICARDO . /.'.'- wnvsuouw/v'r I HAVE A /v/cs’ TIME .>'—)