Holy
      shit!
      Time
      to
      forget
      about
      body
      proportions!
      The
      The
      camera
      man
      kept
      taking
      pictures.
      And
      I
      have
      no
     
     
      nut-job,
      fucking-nuts
      owner
      is
      really
      pissed!
      qualms
      about
      defending
      myself
      against
      crazy
      parkers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wow!
      She
      wasted
      no
      time
      in
      tearing
      my
      clothes
      off!
      I
      was
      thrown
      to
      the
      ground.
      “Here
      on
      the
      pavement?
     
     
      Now
      if
      she’d
      only
      stop
      threatening
      to
      kill
      me.
      Whatever
      turns
      your
      crank!”
      Then
      she
      kicked
      my
      brain.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bad
      parker,
      where
      did
      |
      go
      wrong?
      What
      started
      all
      of
      _
      Did
      I
      have
      this
      coming?
      Do
      I
      deserve
      this?
      Perhaps
      |
     
     
      this?
      Seven
      issues,
      and
      this
      is
      how
      it
      ends?
      am
      the
      asshole,
      deserving
      to
      be
      left
      on
      the
      pavment.