Part
      6
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      Sorry,
      but
      until
      some
      dumb-asses
      learn
      to
      park
     
     
      I’ve
      decided
      to
      take
      the
      law
      into
      my
      own
      hands.
      I
      went
     
     
      out
      with
      a
      security
      worker,
      and
      with
      our
      combined
      dis-
     
     
      dain
      for
      bad
      parkers,
      we
      were
      able
      to
      vent
      a
      certain
     
     
      amount
      of
      anger.
      For
      this
      week.
     
    

    
     
      I
      was
      asked
      by
      a
      security
      person
      to
      follow
      him
     
     
      on
      his
      rounds,
      and
      I
      spent
      a
      morning
      driving
      around
     
     
      campus
      and
      enforcing
      UPEI
      parking
      laws.
     
    

    
     
      We
      visited
      all
      the
      lots
      and
      only
      ticketed
      cars
     
     
      blocking
      the
      roads,
      which
      by
      all
      rights
      could
      have
      been
     
     
      towed
      immediately.
      Then
      we
      came
      across
      the
      worst
     
     
      parking
      offender,
      who
      has
      over
      ten
      tickets
      to
      his
      or
      her
     
     
      name.
      The
      decision
      was
      made
      for
      it
      to
      be
      towed,
      and
      I
     
     
      happened
      to
      get
      some
      pictures.
     
    

    
     
      The
      last
      thing
      a
      poor
      student
      needs
      is
      to
      get
      a
     
     
      tow-job
      plus
      a
      ticket.
      Yet
      I
      am
      amazed
      that
      after
      so
     
     
      many
      tickets,
      the
      owner
      of
      the
      truck
      did
      not
      realize
      that
     
     
      there
      are
      certain
      rules
      which
      are
      to
      be
      followed.
      I,
      and
     
     
      other
      students
      I
      talked
      to,
      were
      insulted
      by
      the
      owner
     
     
      of
      the
      truck,
      who
      felt
      he
      or
      she
      had
      the
      right
      to
      park
     
     
      whereever
      they
      wanted,
      simply
      because
      they
      have
      the
     
     
      means
      to
      pay
      for
      all
      the
      tickets.
     
    

    
     
      So.
      One
      more
      instalment
      to
      go.
      Can
      I
      top
      these
     
     
      antics?
      Stay
      tuned,
      boys
      and
      girls,
      and
      watch
      how
      you
     
     
      park.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Security
      and
      |
      found
      this
      truck
      parked
      like
      a
      piece
      of
      1
      placed
      the
      ticket
      on
      th
     
     
      crap
      on
      a
      hot
      tin
      roof.
      We
      both
      jumped
      out
      and
      con-
      truck.
      Before
      leaving
      fo
     
     
      fronted
      the
      truck,
      and
      with
      glee
      we
      wrote
      up
      a
      ticket.
      door
      handles
      an
      erotic
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      is
      what
      I
      dream
      of
     
     
      Parkers
      a
      lesson.
      “You've
     
     
      have
      to
      stay
      after
      class,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
     
     
      these
      levers
      and
      pullies
      |
      was
      magically
      able
      to
      make
     
     
      the
      truck
      float
      off
      the
      ground.
      Vrooom!
      Vrooom!
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “I
      never
      thought
      this
      could
      be
      so
      much
      fun!”