I'm
      the
      Editor-in-chief
      of
     
     
      a
      university
      paper
      and
      I
      wouldn't
     
     
      feel
      happy
      spending
      a
      year
      here
     
     
      and
      not
      getting
      into
      a
      little
      trau-
     
     
      ble.
      I'm
      thinking
      alang
      the
      lire
      of
     
     
      funny-pranks-kind-of-trouble.
      Not
     
     
      run
      the
      Cadre
      into
      the
      ground
     
     
      trouble.
      And
      maybe
      I'll
      get
      sore
     
     
      letters
      to
      the
      Hiitor
      alang
      the
     
     
      way.
      How
      cool
      would
      that
      be?
     
     
      Pretty
      damned
      cool
      if
      you
     
     
      ask
      me"
     
     
      (Editorial
      #1,
      sept.15/03)
      .
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      ignoramifiously
      silly
     
     
      article
      you
      see
      dancing
      crooked
      in
     
     
      front
      of
      you
      is
      in
      reply
      to
      Biitorial
     
     
      6:
      Same
      pecole
      love
      to
      bitch,
      a
     
     
      very
      organized,
      democratic
      and
     
     
      Thomas
      Lloyd.
      It
      is
      the
      reasm
      why
     
     
      most
      definitely
      in
      "the
      nature
      of
     
     
      the
      jdo"
      and
      it
      "was
      why
      I
     
     
      (Thomas)
      was
      hired
      last
      year,
      and
     
     
      given
      editorial
      prerogative".
      This
     
     
      reasoning
      can
      be
      found
      -
      live
      add
     
     
      vilovant!
      -
      in
      last
      week's
      Cadre,
      Oct.
     
     
      29,2003.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Since
      I
      plan
      qm
      attenpting
     
     
      ca
      zany
      eyeballs
      sort
      of
      hmesty
     
     
      here,
      I
      might
      as
      well
      egilain
      to
      yu
     
     
      a
      that
      I'm
      ane
      of
      those
      ridicurasilly
     
     
      »
      humen
      persons
      -
      but
      of
      course
      this
     
     
      S
      may
      already
      be
      understood
      -
      who
     
     
      >
      loves
      to
      bitch.
      I'm
      ane
      of
      those
     
     
      =
      "ignorant
      people
      who
      have
      no
      idea
     
     
      5
      of
      what
      is
      actually
      dae
      from
      day
     
     
      5
      to
      day,"
      ane
      of
      those
      critics
      who
     
     
      =
      are
      "speaking
      way
      out
      of
      their
      area
     
     
      ~
      Of
      knowledge"
      (editorial
      #6,
     
    

    
     
      Sock.
      29/03)
      -
      and
      I'd
      very
      mich
      like
     
     
      Sto
      speak
      with
      the
      President
      of
     
     
      ©
      Cenadian
      University
      Press,
      who
     
    
   
   
    
     
      assured
      Thomas
      that
      this
      was
      cor-
     
     
      aA
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Tomfoolery
      In
      The
      Monkey
      Tree
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      accused
      Editor-in-Chief.
      Please
      note
      large
      bottle
      of
      hard
     
     
      liquor
      and
      very
      unprofessional
      hat.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      rect.
      I'm
      sure
      he
      knows
      exactly
     
     
      What
      he's
      talking
      about,
      awd
      is
      mt
     
     
      -
      I
      repeat,
      mot
      -
      speaking
      wy
      at
     
     
      of
      his
      area
      of
      knowledge.
      What
      a
     
     
      hunch-backed
      monkey,
      eh
     
     
      Thomas!!
      |
     
    

    
     
      Alas
      my
      fellow
      manmals,
     
     
      there
      are
      problems
      within
      the
     
     
      inner
      workings
      of
      the
      Cadre.
      But
     
    
   
   
    
     
      what
      really
      makes
      me
      -
      and
      per-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      haps
      others
      too
      -
      giggle
      forth
      foam-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ing
      and
      foaming
      layers
      of
      bloody
     
     
      spit
      about
      these
      inner
      problems,
      is
     
    
   
   
    
     
      not
      sinply
      thet
      they
      exist
      -
      like
     
    
   
   
    
     
      monkeys
      exist
      -
      but
      that
      when
      they
     
     
      are
      brought
      down
      from
      the
      tree
      for
     
     
      surveillance,
      they
      are
      sinply
      dis-
     
     
      missed
      as
      mad
      banana
      bitching
     
     
      without
      any
      real
      reasming.
      This
      is
     
     
      falser
      than
      a
      super
      false
      falsity,
      yu
     
     
      see
      -
      there
      actually
      are,
      you
      urer-
     
     
      stand,
      very
      existing
      reasons
      as
      to
     
     
      why
      a
      number
      of
      Cadre
      employees
     
     
      and
      volunteers
      are
      getting
      fed
      up
     
     
      with
      the
      imer
      workings
      of
      the
     
     
      paper
      and
      threatening
      to
      quit.
      It
     
     
      should
      be
      possible
      that
      these
      prob-
     
     
      lems
      be
      worked
      out
      without
      that
     
     
      happening.
      However,
      these
      prob-
     
     
      lems
      must
      first
      be
      taken
      seriously.
     
     
      The
      three
      major
      complaints
      from
     
    
   
   
    
     
      involved
      members
      of
      the
      Cadre
     
     
      stand
      as
      such;
      that
      it
      is
      disoroen-
     
     
      ized,
      undemocratic,
      and
      umprofes
      -
     
     
      sional.
      And
      hoestly!
      I
      am
      shocked
     
     
      and
      appalled,
      for
      after
      reading
     
     
      Thomas's
      editorial
      I
      never
      would
     
     
      have
      thought
      such
      charges
      might
     
     
      be
      possible!
      And
      charges
      holding
     
     
      very
      existing
      reasos
      at
      that!?!
      Je.
     
     
      suis
      confusé
      like
      ume
      mongoloid
     
     
      bananamana
      hanging
      off
      oe
      of
     
     
      the
      outer
      branches
      of
      the
      tree!
      In
     
     
      this
      article
      I
      will
      attempt
      to
      clarify
     
     
      some
      of
      these
      problems
      and
      sug-
     
     
      gest
      ways
      in
      which
      they
      might
      be
     
     
      dealt
      with.
      I
      would
      also
      like
      to
     
     
      address
      some
      of
      the
      comments
      and
     
     
      "explanations"
      made
      by
      Thomas
      in
     
     
      his
      editocial.
     
    

    
     
      First
      off,
      the
      cette
      is
      disor-
     
     
      ganized.
      It
      is
      slagpy,
      add
      hes
      ro
     
     
      directio
      -
      there
      is
      mo
      basic
      set-up
     
     
      that
      the
      paper
      even
      attenpts
      to
      fol
      -
     
     
      low
      (ie
      -
      2
      pages
      news,
      2
      arts
      add
     
     
      entertainment,
      1
      sports,
      1
      review,
     
     
      etc...),
      and
      there
      is
      no
      coweptim
     
     
      of
      what
      the
      cadre
      might
      depict
      as
     
     
      it's
      role
      as
      a
      student
      newspaper,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      which
      I
      believe
      to
      be
      of
      fundanen-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      tal
      importance.
      What
      is
      the
      role
      of
     
     
      a
      student-run
      newspaper
      as
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      major
      form
      of
      media
      communica
      -
     
     
      tion
      (or
      "mediated
      quasi-interac
      -
     
     
      tion")
      in
      a
      university
      setting?
      I
     
     
      believe
      this
      to
      be
      a
      qestim
      which
     
     
      deserves
      consideration
      from
      not
     
     
      qnly
      those
      involved
      with
      creating
     
     
      the
      peper,
      but
      also
      frm
      all
      of
     
     
      those
      who
      read
      it,
      or
      even
      attend
     
     
      university.
      So
      far
      this
      question
      has
     
     
      gone
      unanswered,
      and
      even
     
     
      unasked.
      One
      can
      see
      the
      nuclear
     
     
      mass
      of
      blatant
      organization
      in
      not
     
     
      thinking
      about
      just
      such
      a
      ques-
     
     
      tion!
      Golly-gee.
     
    

    
     
      Furthermore,
      Thomas
     
     
      brushes
      the
      complaints
      off
      simply
     
     
      as
      having
      had
      an
      employee
      who
     
     
      "personally
      didn't
      like
      (him)",
     
     
      which
      -
      hm...
      -
      in
      no
      way
     
     
      accounts
      for
      these
      problers
      and
      is
     
     
      also
      mt
      completely
      true.
      I
      believe
     
     
      that
      it
      is,
      atally,
      a
      mieal
      dislike
     
     
      due
      to
      a
      relaticnal
      break-up,
     
     
      Thoms,
      that
      you
      are
      referring
      to?
     
     
      Blah!
      Monkey
      mouths!
      Go
      and
     
     
      loose
      your
      howls
      on
      some
      other
     
     
      branch
      and
      stop
      using
      the
      Cadre
      to
     
     
      attack
      the
      morale
      of
      your
      personal
     
     
      opponent
      whom
      you
      used
      to
      date.
     
     
      Ard
      really,
      come
      m,
      stop
      escalat
      -
     
     
      ing
      the
      situation
      because
      it
      has
      real
     
     
      consequences
      on
      other
      real
      mam-
     
     
      mals.
      Sweetie
      please?
      Notice
      the
     
     
      strident
      professionalism
      to
      be
     
     
      found
      in
      such
      a
      scemario
      as
      this?
     
     
      Whoa!
      I
      know
      it's
      intense
      but
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Continued
      on
      next
      page
     
    
   
   
    
     
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