Page 10. The Guardian Friday. March 23. 1956 
     
    
   
   
    
     BEDTIME STORIES 
     
    
   
   
    
     By Thornoon 
     
    
   
   
    
     A seeming joke to eyes that Iee.1 
     
    

    
     No joke at all may pove to be. 
     
    

    
     -old Motlie Natne. 
     
    

    
     "Fuiiiiy." said Pele Rabbit. 
     
    

    
     itvey funny.” lie didn't know that 
     
     anyone was near him. 
     
    

    
     "What is luiiny?" asked Sammy 
     
    
   
   
    
     Was It M-other Nature's Joke? 
     
    
   
   
    
     By Josephine 
     
    
   
   
    
     CONTRACT BRIDGE 
     
    
   
   
    
     Culbertson. 
     
    
   
   
    
     W. Burgess 
     
    
   
   
    
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     For many years the Bridge World 
     
     niaggazine had pointed out that 
     
     the weakest "department" of Amer 
     
     ican experts is ..lam-bidding and 
     
     if the recent Vanderbilt Tournam- 
     
     ent can be taken as a criterion. 
     
     that critcism is still valid, the 
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     SLAM DEPARTMENT WEAK 
     
     spectators were shocked by this 
     
     maladroil; performance: 
     
    
   
   
    
     South West North East 
     
     I 5 Fess 2 N T Paul 
     
     I 0 Pass 3 Q Pu! 
     
     I 9 Pass 5 9 Pass 
     
     Pass Pass 
     
    
   
   
    
     his partner had an ace. and south 
     
     wasn't. sure that there were enough 
     
     winners tn the combined hands. 
     
    
   
   
    
     One of two things is obvious; 
     
     South should have used the Back- 
     
     wood, or-much better-North should 
     
     have cue-bid five clubs instead of 
     
     making the vague tlve-heart bid. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     INCREASE PENSION! ' p 
     
    
   
   
    
     PARIS (AP)-The French calr 
     
     inet Wednesday approved and sent 
     
     to Parliament a bill to finance a 
     
     special old age pension fund 
     
     through increased taxes and a 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
         
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     By Charles Kuhn 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     levy on cars. A ” t 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
             
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
              
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
         
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
       
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     Jay who iilad cglle into the little final round of that blue ribbon team This North-South pair were using new -  I 
     
     swamp be Ind 9101' iin-W9-'iie 5 f - i g d the artificial two-club , ' as spokesman said about 4.400.000 I -. iii 
     
     Peter 106-kcd Uli- "hello Saniniy-" :iSmf;l:ita.:l,:nhaiitniigfnif arm the forcing bid. and in this method sons would be eligible for Sim 1 L51 W Va): GA;-ME LET  
     
     said he. "Do you see what I found? . . . . since a two-thousand response llso rmucsptsssi a year on the grounds 9'5” LAST FN-i-i pAizi.ma i.i-r-n.a ' 7 
     
     "I dUn'i 506 aiiythinE.1 d0ii'tl 9t'ti0"5 with this deah artificial) isnegative. showing less of age and need. The ayments ANIMAL... 
     
     i know about already." replied Sam- Scum den" than 1V2 tricks. North's actual two- would supplement tunds these per- 1; 
     
     p 3 my . ,' notrump rcspon ann unced a sons already received fro th so- in 
     
     .' ; "Do you kmm that there are 5”" "G" ”"1"9"b1'- itairish hand,S0utlTethen siitiii'ed his cial security system. m e 3 m 
     
     3 , Q gowers already in bltionrlw asked al8Cgl95 I real sun, hearts, and ximh spec- g ” 
     
     " . eter. I, . , 9 3 it” it t t' th t h lid spade : 
     
     i ' 3 "Of cuurse I know it." replied i , , is”    O7 4 2 i gllfeelltilli isltiimziii ofatliesec Siuuinges FLUFFY DRESSING i )4! 
     
     l  Sammy Jay. "I suppose you "What i8 it T” '"'"k is '"""3' l JUA 9 4 came to naught. including North's T 5 
     
     fl mean the flowers down insldethosc Sgmmy Jay repeated. Q 10 7 2 QQ 8 4 3 evetual heart raise in the rive- Bread that is a day or so old 3 
     
     ii. browii things I've seen you peek- 5?-..e ).-V4” e V v 4 N 9.1 10 7 leuqp gm-ause 0,, "K1 -()n(' side, helps to make a flutfier stuffing u g 
     
     ' ""4 ”'t"- thing imni lhlise iiUii9i'5- I 0 9 5 5 3 VV E O A 3 Suiith never did learn deliniicly that for turkeys and chickens. '- u 
     
     Pet!-ii' i00kBd 8 little di5iil3P0ii1t' "I wonder what they can be gvi- Juli Q J S uL10 6 5 3 2 g 
     
     l ed.kThe brown thinis hie had been.;mg and how they found thusel ti 2 The 
     
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     1 ground. They were we" on Duel "You do u lot of wundunug." ex QJ 1o Aclloss 4l.Shore bird ll..Malo 1 
     
     side and down insilrie werehtinydsaiu samuu Jay. ”I don kiiim 41 1, M.,i..,..m. 42.Pricu bees 5 
     
     tiny flowers all ye ow wit the h "1 U .. I fv ' b 1 1 .. .i H - , d y 43'M l Elk" 
     
     gold dust which is called fpollen. gueesrse ho? tkifif:-1(((,,:,(,)31lhul;e flatly m';''':abi;E5 "19 biddiiw it 17'? nxiulgggr .4,r:u:i:' 18. Unit 5 
     
     They were the very irst owers emu ' ; hem 5 sheep of H 
     
     of the year. the skunk cabbage, ..'H .,.. 5k 1 P4 .p . South West North East 5 . . E 
     
     I Peter had thought he was the sa,(:r;.,'y ajast k.;,uoJk1(.dp -The 2V Pass 2; Pass 5':fe:3:";:d hi Lrggxru ' zgfzht '1 
     
     first in find llleni. same way you found them.” re- 3'. Pa" 3NT 1”" 9 Birth in. of '4”. h 
     
     . ”W1iiii is it You iiiiiik is funny?" plied Sammy. ”Yuu followed your ix? 13”" 5'h P5" '0, C45" b Dam; of O 
     
     Sziiumy Jay rcpeutcd. inosep I do,” mm H, muse little 59 P355 P33! PBS! '0 shun m u. (BID) awn as C 
     
     ”'l'li2i1 tiicy have such Ha queer lfljes have nests but they In-ubably I2" Awry 2 Covgrea ,0 Extinct : U 
     
     smell." Iililiiivti Pei"-H g d” '5 J smell. Probably lilo! like that Ariuuilx lhe failure to reach slam l3.Pinaceo-I Vwllhlnk third qt -0 
     
     think it's it nice sme . V 0 you 11. A U, i. 1. old M (h p V' I t . 
     
     knnu ulio il iiiakcs me.ihink 01"?" iiinateure ng(1lVEatlil59:Enil1l'lI1)' iiittlglhe” M” 3 shade more excusable: H icmi 3' Newtnsill 22 zii : 
     
     ”Jimniy Skunk." replied Sammy flowers this pa,.m.u1a,. 5,,,e1L what than at the other table, because . 4R'nP W i'::”"o:Ig;n; 23'w”"h 33-swdiinlli 
     
     Jay pl'0Iiinli,V. p , smells bad to some folks smells this North uas simply the victim ui hm" p NEH” Rs 9”” .33-Observes T 
     
     Peter ncclilcd. ”l)uu tv you think good to other folks-u of an abbcranon. In the tension N rFnion'ey t 5. gh erng) 25.:;ate (U. S.) 36.Gnze with U 
     
     ti it's funny that xlnilier Nature gave gammy was jphl lll his guess. ,1- , h t . ed ' rs "9 9  "M '5' - 'tf"'-h open 0 
     
     : fl”WC1-S such a smell as nus?” he on Mother Nam”, had given those (or Sorlitl ling e go (mail Bulp (Ln or otthe scale 6. if u so. lvlans mouth 
     
     asked. , flowers that smell so that those  the seal? M dnesh ms cl, 9 ad  H. Accoum I ch" mckmun. 38' C""i"K 09 x v T 
     
     "Perha s it was 8 We 0" the little flies would be sure to rmu W?” .W"”'"””'' ?"i 'ef,"”" Ci '”0'” 19”" 13' Pin” mu halt ?' 9 ..se..atN esmsmsenvou l n 
     
     part of d Mother Nature." said them with title Clubs. thinking 9 Wasp 20. Male adults llcoroneta 30. Deadly 313.10,,  HE,;M,57-59; t wmnip Musmur 3RgA.mE . 
     
     Sammy Jay. i showing an ace. when in. fact: of gppecay ' 9. A French: poisons 4o.Plsyinx NOWCOMEYOU TWSTO A SOUL : 
     
     "I wonder if it was.” said Peter. course. lie was .5'."w""C1"g M) 82. Atleshy man ll. Sharp ,,,"m, qomgp -mg  i 
     
     "I thought flowers had nice ATOMIC powgn ACE e (i””"9d- it !5 3,re35.”n3ble fruit ' H 
     
     smells. but this isn't nice at all." ' . p observation that finalists in a '33-ibemn 5 I 
     
     Peter hopped over to another one Queen Elizabeth will opeir Brit- national tournarneiit should not be priest, .- E 
     
     of those little hoods and peered alns first nuclear power station at subject to brainstorms, but such upHigh.mn,h 3 ; 
     
     into it. "What do you know about Calder Ilall in Cumberland Oct. things happen. ing official: E 3 
     
     this?" exclaimed Peter. 17, 1956. In the other room the numerous pus. 3 
     
     "About What?” asked Sammy ,1”, ) V3 I '5 
     
     Jay. He flew down and looked intoi Q-L Genffs 0'; -5 g E 
     
     m3'iihheLiieofasgohttlguaies higiodlisere i wckooplm 5 cg ;. 
     
     i ' I3. A size 
     
     tiny flies! cried Peter. "Are there Rwjys---0 E 
     
     lI:Ity,'ll'l that one you are lookingl 1 ”.'guc::' 3 U 
     
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     ”Yes." replied Sani-iny .lay.l Toi g. 3 
     
     Mrhey seem to be getting some- i Pmgmuu E p g 
     
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     A SALARY 0 land 
     
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     Each day the code letters are different. " ' ISN'T ETTA GONG 10 gicgisugvggggoop 
     
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     auuuu which coast with use soul-. M ' g 
     
     nishnnhwdrupaprlnklodosipillow-a-I - -J m 
     
     you lnhala the loathing vapour of Catawb- 
     
     Ofnne while slurping. For quick. am 0 K 
     
     relief, try (Iatarrh-O-Zone. At all angina. . Jszwnun, g 
     
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     .m.-Florian Zabscli 
     
     .m.-At Home with Helen 
     
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     ltw p.m.-Roy Rogers 
     
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     I:N -4.1.-Puppet Theatre 
     
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