UPEI SUN. NOV.25 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     PROFILES 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     PUNK ROCK FANS 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Favourite Saying: "Ever get that pins and needles 
     
    
   
   
    
     feeling?" 
     
    
   
   
    
     Favourite Singers: Sid Vicious, Sex Pistols, The Police. 
     
     Good Points: Make good case studies for Psych. 190 
     
    
   
   
    
     students and Sociology majors. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bad p31n£§:~ You ever see anyone put a pin in their nose 
     
    
   
   
    
     or ears? Grotesque city! 
     
    
   
   
    
     fr: 
     
    
   
   
    
     twang . 
     
     punk rockers. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Brock University 
     
     yelling "Hi-yo 
     
     ; Silver...Away!" 
     
    
   
   
    
     Basic Characteristics: Wear spiked dog collars around 
     
     their necks and wrists. (You've heard of guys in drag? 
     
     Well, this is one step further.) Listen to music (sic) 
     
     ' at 110 decibels and try to tell you they like it. 
     
    

    
     Wear straight-legged pants, two inches above their 
     
     ankles, tear their shirts, put safety pins in their 
     
     ears and noses, and wear brushcuts (if female). Ten ‘ 
     
     years ago you would have called them'weird. Still do. 
     
    
   
   
    
     COUNTRY & WESTERN MUSIC FANS 
     
    
   
   
    
     hasic Characteristics: Have a tremendOus 
     
     repertoire of Dolly Patton jokes, laugh 
     
     like John Denver, stutter like Mel Tillis,. 
     
    
   
   
    
     and sing like wounded Herefords. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' their tennis racquets are ae0ustic guitars. 
     
     Drive Mustang 11's and Pinto Ponies. .Wear ten 
     
    
   
   
    
     gallon hats, leather boots and spurs in downtown‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Toronto, where the only horses within 30 miles 
     
     are under RCMP constables. 
     
     because they are always looking for Olivia 
     
     Newton-John lookpa-likes. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Favourite Sayings: "I've got more John 
     
    
   
   
    
     Denver records than you have!" 
     
    
   
   
    
     give you two of Dolly Parton's for one 
     
     - of Glen Campbell's." "Yip! Yip! Yee-hah!" 
     
    
   
   
    
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     l) ‘” 
     
    
   
   
    
     Johnny Cash. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bad Points: Carry 
     
     saddles and lariats 
     
     I around the halls of 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ Favourite Singers: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Most are Denver fans. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Good Points: Responsible for the dreaded nasal 
     
     Outnumber the 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
     (Are there any?) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Have rotten love lives 
     
    
   
   
    
     I ‘ Olivia Newton-John, John 
     
     ;/‘ Denver, Gordon Lightfoot, Glen Campbell, 
     
    
   
   
    
     adapted fro. the Frost Leader 
     
    
   
   
    
     up with the flow of 
     
     urine samples from 
     
     sailors suspected of‘ 
     
     using illegal drugs. 
     
    

    
     The navy has been sending 
     
     the labs as many a 7,000 
     
     urine samples per month. 
     
     Fleet officials won't say 
     
     how bad the backup is but 
     
     they have decided to' 
     
     discard samples that are 
     
     more than 60 days old 
     
     and screen only three 
     
     out of every ten new 
     
    
   
   
    
     “ recruits. As of last 
     
    
   
   
    
     spring, abnost 5,000 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' Atlantic fleet sailors 
     
    
   
   
    
     had been identified as 
     
     drug users. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Worklng with People 
     
     Who Are Helping Themselves. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     BOX 12.000 WIMNIPEG. REGINA, 
     
     CALGARY. VANCOUVER _ ' 
     
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