1. E Joe Palooh Contract Bridge By Josephine Culbertson T00 EMOTIONAL It is understandable that West in the following deal was amazed to hear the opponents bid I. slam Ininst his holding. but in view oi the opposing bidding, he should have controlled his sense oi out- rage. south dealer. Both sides vulnerable. Q 9 3 4 9 I0 9 s 3 Q A J 9 7 8 . 4- 7 g A x Q .1 t g 10 3 I 7 o 5 N V 4 O K 5 W E O 10 B 4 Q R Q S 3 2 4. K 10 4. 6 E 1 1 . ... 9 A Q J 7 6 2 Q .'i .1. A Q J 9 8 4 "The bidding: Smith W:-st North East 2 fl N T 4 Q Pass Pass 4 9 Pass Pass 5 9 5 A 6 Q Pass Pass Dbic. Pass Pau Pass Despite the 11' nfusion ol We-st.'s honors, ! e no psssible de'- ierise a;: me slain xii. heaiis. West colic-ted h:s king of trumps. and nothing: else. it won” r- szroiciiirig things to cnrlsiire ii: for his rlotible of six Etriiiis. . miiszdciuizioii ol all rho r..iiiiii and specifically the fact 'h.i.: ulh has a iamnus , 2: uould have been a. great. rrtvrir: in: West to bid six . .. an ' rance bid.” Very pi'csun:a'oI)'. N . ”..iih ucre not rieiendlrz iihcii Lhi m'm'tilled iivr spades and, mill cards in Wes: 5 "ii d. it ii as crystal- clear ihat ihF'j.' must he banking (Vi! PXlliaOI'(Iiil.'lli)' values. As a matter of (act, North's pass; to sleep timid; hardly dared to breathe. Youtsee, to iPi1l"'SpR(l"S was overly.- he might ucll have bid six hearts then and there. South, having open- ed w::h .1 tun-bid, could not go to the slum nierely on the strength. rnisv-the tlircelthoiight he couldn't go to sleep. h:m had made but he was so tired that his eyes of Northls f:rst notriimp call over the club Jose? oil ion probable. lncirlciitallv. Smith was bold, By Thorton A LESSON LEARNED A day is lost it nothing new Is seen or heard or learned by you. -Mrs. Lightioot. It was very dark in the Green Forest. The Black Shadows had drawn the curtain of night all over the Green Forest and the Green Meadows. It ii as not so dark on the Green Meadows for there the t.u-inkling little stars shed a salt light. But in the Green Forest. the trees shut away that sott light or the twinkling little stars, and the black curtain 01 night was very black indeed. disLi'ibutional'hanging -boughs a young "Now tell me how you got lost." .. iiie hzizh iionoig53Id "”'”W"- broad, over- deer Under some low, lziwakened from sleep. He had gone so frightened that he he was lost, and nothing given I more dreadful fright than the leci- ing of being lost. It is a feeling of being periectly helpless. He had had soon closed. . When he awoke it was still cnouzh in ripcnin: with tiio hearts night. He could see nothing irom on his C0i'llDIll'RtlVCIV incarzer top- the place where he lay under the card ttrnr.r:i.li. but his freakish dis-iboiigiis. For a moment he couldn't tributlnn iicnt. a long way towardlthink vihere he was; yist liwn: lint srlcri znn. then he re- nieinbcrcri. and once again was GET YDUP. FREE DIGEST of filled with I! dreadful (right. But the Ciilherir-an Pninl-Cnlliit Method. it was only for self-ad-.for a wandering little night breeze dressed envol-ire in the J C Wins-iritole in under the inn Co. 1010 Arrh St, Philarielphia,l brought Si.mpE" send a stamped. Fa a few minutes. boushs and him the most wonderful in the world. It wall the smell Roservatioiis accepted by DANCING CLOVER CLUB CIlarIOIIl3Il)WlI'8 Finest Dance Hall EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT Lcgionalrs Orchestra and eight each Saturday evening--Dial 6022. "Reservations for couples accepted only". Meet your friends at the Clover Club Si1.50 per couple. phone only between four NESEQ FPEEZES -YET lN I942 I? HAD AN IKERERG JOFEENIIGIII yr. -u..r...-i.-....- -44...... (MT 57”” nszoiz us was om IND niAS P97" oizowiiia THROUGH a SIDEWALK Sibmiffed by MR5 JOSEPH GIARD- ar.inford.0iin. . . .. .-, . am- W. Burgess mother smell. He knew instantly that Mother Lightfoct was some- where very near. He crept odt trom under those boughs and leap- ed to his feet. To his widely open- ed eyes the blackness seemed to thicken just in tront of him. With a little hleat of joy he recognized mother. In an instant she was be- side him going over him with her slender nose to make sure that nothing had happened to him, and all the time scolding. He crowded against her. It seem- ed to him he never could SM close enough. She led the way to I thicket. Her great eyes are night- seeing eyes, and even in the black- ness of the night in the Green Forest she could see to move about without trouble. she led him into the thicket, and there he iound his twin sister. ”Now tell me how you got lost." said mother. "I didn't get lost. You lost. me. I stopped to look at something, and you went of! and left me. Then you hid and I couldn't iind you." said the young deer. Mother gently shook her head. "No," said she. liThat wasn't the way it was at rill. I didn't hide trom you. You let curiosity lead you astray. Then. when you found you didnt know where I was, you did the worst thing you could have done." "What did he do?" spoke up his Page 10 , The Guardian Saturday. October 9. 1954 human! PLAINS scuool. September Report: Grade X - 1. Elizabeth Wilson; 2. Violet Walker; 8. Lorraine Val- ley. r Grade IX - 1. Edna Praught, Grade VIII - 1. Ella Walker. Grade VII - 1. Joan Praught; ii. Edna MacMillan; ea. Kay Val- ey. . Grads VI - 1. Rose Prauzht: 2. Estelle Wilson; 3. David Walker. Grade V - 1. Gerald Doyle and Marie Curran (equal); 2. Betty Lou Doyle: 3. Wilma Wilson. - Grade IV - 1. Florine Mac- Millsn. Grade III - 1. Florence Rich- ards; 2. Basil I-Iynes. Grade II - 1. Thomas Walker; 2. George Curran; 3. Marilyn Mac- Donald. Grsde I - 1. Hilda Walker; 2. Leah Valley; 3. Robert Wslker. Teacher - Helena Roche. twin sister, , "He ran this way and that way, until he couldn't run any longer. The more he ran. the more lost he became," said mother. "What should he have done?" the twin wanted to know. "He should, have stayed right. in one place and waited for me to find him, instead at trying to find my I hope you have both learned a lesson," replied mother. Tlhey had. - REFRIGERATION Household, niuo men: counters, wnik-in coolers. dairy cases. etc. We service and repair any make of electrical ro- frlgerotion oquiprnent. SHIRTS i WIRING l LAUNDERED to Motors. Washer: and An pllnnoen - we repair them 111. PERFECTION Contiict us tor any wlrtng Job from Installing 3 switch . to wiring your home. I CLEANERS Storey EIECIFIG Dyal PHONE 8237 I75 Grafton Street DAILY CROSEWOR ,1 AC8058 ' 22. Hu- 1. Head cook 1. North urium 5. Liberate American uym.) 9. Locntlo-a Indian 23. 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