f,  BARRY BELCHAMBER  
     
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     Stephen Models 
     
    
   
   
    
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     a one-man show starring 0 
     
     Barry Belchamber as Cana- 
     
     < ' dian humourist Stephen 
     
     Leacock, will be presented at 
     
     the Dr. Steele Rectial Hall 0 
     
     '4 Friday, October 4 at 8 pm. 
     
     ' Mr. Belchamber, who has 
     
     played many roles on Cana- 
     
     dian television and is perhaps 
     
     7 best-known for his commer- 
     
     cials, began writing the pro- 
     
     duction five years ago. Since 
     
     then it has been performed 
     
     over 100 times and received 
     
     6,. generous critical acclaim. 
     
     Madly - in all Directions is 
     
      _ sponsored by the UPEI De- 
     
     : partment of English and the 
     
     u- .; UPEI Theatre Society. It is 
     
     being held in conjunction 
     
     with a meeting of the Atlantic 
     
     University Teachers of Eng- 
     
     " ' lish at UPEI October 4 and 
     
     5. Tickets will be available at 
     
     w the door priorto the per- 
     
     y I Jformance. Prices are $6 for 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
       
     
       
     
             
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     adults and $4'for students. 
     
    
   
   
    
     — ' 
     
     - Conceived and written by Barry Belchamber - Directed by 
     
    
   
   
    
     Fred Thury 
     
    
   
   
    
     In the tradition of one-person plays about famous literary 
     
    

    
     figures (Mark Twain, Emily Dickinson, G. K. Chesteron, etc.) 
     
    

    
     the U.P.E.I. Theatre Society and the English Department 
     
     Aprou'dly present an evening with Stephen Leacock. Friday, 
     
     October 4, 8:00 p.m., Steel Hall. Tickets at the door: $4.00 
     
     ‘ students and seniors, $6.00 others. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     By BRIAN LINKLETTER 
     
    
   
   
    
     HA HA HAM! GeNTLEMEN, 
     
     I DO NOT PLAN TO 
     
     KILL JACK SCORPIO 
     
     OUrRteHT! r PLAN TO 
     
     FRAME HIM FOR THE 
     
     MURDER OF --- - 
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
    
   
   
    
     ENOUGH JAB-55:2 ,0 . SIAM 
     
     STERN! ,WE‘. DEMANQTA 
     
     KNOW EXACTLY WHAT 
     
    

    
     YAH HAVE, PLANNED FER 
     
     JACK ScoRPIolll 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
          
     
        
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     I've MADE 
     
     ALL THE 
     
     NECCESSARY 
     
     BRIBES .1 
     
     REGAKDLESS 
     
     or: THE LAW, 
     
     JACK Mgr. 
     
     5;, as commas" 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Hidden Meanings 
     
    
   
   
    
     l) I WANT TO HOLD YOUR 
     
     HAND: Third line played 
     
     backwards sounds like “Buy 
     
     Beatle records or I’ll go out 
     
     there and beat up your 
     
     mother” in advanced Eskimo. 
     
    
   
   
    
     2) LET IT BE: This whole 
     
     song is full of political over- 
     
     tones and critical of Britain’s 
     
     tourism policy. 
     
    
   
   
    
     in Certain 
     
    
   
   
    
     Enlértalhmén»t  
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ' Beatles’ Songs 
     
    
   
   
    
     3) MAGICAL MYSTERY 
     
     TOUR: Line 8 played back- 
     
     wards slowly at first then very 
     
     fast tells the story of Ringo’s 
     
     deep desire to meet his hero 
     
     John Wayne. The line where 
     
     John Lennon sings “... make 
     
     your reservation ...” is about 
     
     the plight of American 
     
     Indians. The whole “tour” 
     
     itself is about a big drug 
     
     induced trip. 
     
    
   
   
    
     4) COME TOGETHER: The 
     
     title is actually a secret code 
     
     telling the exact location of 
     
     the Soviet’s latest missile 
     
     manufacturing headquarters. 
     
     Line 11 played backwards, 
     
     then forwards really fast, 
     
     then backwards on electro- 
     
     magnetic speakers kind of 
     
     sounds like “... east 33.65 
     
     degrees  southwest mark 
     
     18.79 degrees, sir ...”. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     5) LUCY IN THE SKY WITH 
     
     DIAMONDS: Lucy,. Sky, 
     
     Diamonds. L.S.D. Very 
     
     clear what it’s all about, eh? 
     
     That’s right Liverpool 
     
     Sanitation Department. This 
     
     song is about an arguement 
     
     Ringo and Paul had about 
     
     the days the garbage is picked 
     
     up. Ringo said the garbage 
     
     was picked up on Mondays 
     
     and Wednesdays. Paul said 
     
     they pick up on Mondays 
     
     and Thursdays. The garbage 
     
     was actually picked up on 
     
     Tuesdays and Saturdays. 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
           
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     AAS I seem. A Ponce— 
     
     MAN HAS ALREADY BEEN 
     
     leLED 
     
    
   
   
    
     JACK SCORPIO 
     
     IS GOING DOWN 
     
     IN DISGRACEH 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     6) TICKET TO RIDE: This 
     
     song, when examined closely 
     
     is undoubtedly about George 
     
     Harrison’s brother’s friend, 
     
     who eats onion sandwiches 
     
     and sleeps with his socks on. 
     
     7) HEY JUDE: John wrote 
     
     this song after seeing a per- 
     
     formance of Julius Caesar 
     
     which he thought was “very 
     
     grotty”. 
     
    

    
     8) LOVELY RITA: The title 
     
     of this song sounds kind of 
     
     like “Oona Derf Nort" 
     
     which in ancient Icelandic 
     
     legend was the goddess of 
     
     drunken orgies. 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
        
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     NEAR JACK! 
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     AFTER RESCUE me A, TRAFFIC 
     
     COP FROM :rwo ASSASSINS, 
     
     JACK COMES (UNDER FIRE! V _ 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     WE'RE LOSING 
     
     CON TROL !! 
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
        
     
           
     
    
   
   
    
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     .7/////// 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     - played backwards 
     
    
   
   
    
     9) PENNY LANE: This song 
     
     is based on a true story of a 
     
     psychopathic killer by the 
     
     name of Robert X. who in 
     
     1948 almost killed a man for 
     
     something or other. Paul 
     
     wrote this song after reading 
     
    
   
   
    
     about Robert X. in the 
     
     Reader’s Digest. 
     
     10) YELLOW SUBMARINE 
     
    
   
   
    
     This sond, originally titled 
     
     “GREEN CAR”, is about 
     
     Ringofs dog Poochie, who 
     
     was squashed beneath the 
     
     wheels of a green car, hence 
     
     the original name. Lines 5, 6 
     
     and 10 describe the tragic 
     
     death of Poochie when 
     
     with a 
     
     sonic depth—finder (that is 
     
     where the submarine comes 
     
     in). 
     
    

    
     11) GET BACK The Charac- 
     
     ter Jojo in this song stands 
     
     for Neil Armstrong, and the 
     
     character Loretta Martin is 
     
     supposed to be Raquel 
     
     Welch. Line 21 played back— 
     
     wards very, very, VERY fast 
     
     sounds weird, and line 25 
     
     played backwards at any 
     
     speed just doesn’t make any 
     
     sense. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mel Wilson 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
         
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     THE NETTED GEM