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      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “TOP
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Once
      again
      Engineering
      week
      was
      a
      great
      suc-
     
     
      cess
      and
      an
      excellent
      ending
      to
      a
      good
      year.
      All
     
     
      who
      participated
      had
      an
      excellent
      time.
      We
     
     
      want
      to
      thank
      all
      of
      the
      people
      who
      helped
     
     
      organize
      the
      events
      during
      engineering
      week
     
    
   
   
    
     
      and
      the
      various
      other
      events
      throughout
      the
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
      year.
      Congratulations
      to
      Tony,
      Mike,
      and
      Lesley,
     
     
      for
      forming
      an
      excellent
      Engineering
      Society
     
     
      executive
      and
      for
      making
      an
      enjoyable
      year.
     
     
      Another
      congratulations
      is
      in
      order
      to
      the
      Engi-
     
     
      neering
      hockey
      team.
      They
      were
      very
      success-
     
     
      ful
      this
      year
      and
      played
      good
      hockey
      for
      the
     
     
      fans.
      Way
      to
      go
      guys!
     
    

    
     
      We
      would
      like
      to
      congratulate
      Lesley
     
     
      Coulson
      for
      winning
      the
      A.P.E.N.S.
      Scholar-
     
     
      ship
      in
      Nova
      Scotia.
      She
      was
      selected
      from
      all
     
     
      the
      associate
      universities
      in
      the
      Maritimes.
      Good
     
     
      work
      Lesley,
      we’re
      proud
      of
      you!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Point
      Totals
      for
      Engineering
      Week
     
     
      Tim
      MacEwen
      21
     
    

    
     
      Mike
      Hall
      20
     
    

    
     
      Mike
      Farquarson
      19
     
    

    
     
      Jeff
      Carragher
      18
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Trent
      Rose
      17
     
     
      Tony
      Gallant
      15
     
     
      Dan
      MacKaskill
      15
     
     
      Dan
      Painchaud
      15
     
     
      Phil
      Hall
      14
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Danny
      MacNeil
      13
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Event
      Winners
     
    

    
     
      Pool
      Tournament
      -
      Mike
      Hall
      and
      Jim
      Kasemits
     
    

    
     
      Bowling
      -
      Troy
      Galland
      and
      Dave
      Collicott
     
     
      High
      score:
      Baird
      Judson
     
    

    
     
      Scavenger
      Hunt
      -
      Stew
      Pollard
     
    

    
     
      -
      Tim
      MacEwen
     
    

    
     
      -
      Lisa
      Gaudin
     
    

    
     
      Bingo
      for
      Beer
      -
      Dan
      MacKaskill
      won
      4
      times
     
    

    
     
      Pub
      Crawl
      -
      Dan
      Painchaud
     
    

    
     
      -
      Troy
      Gallant
     
    

    
     
      -
      Tara
      Belleaire
     
    

    
     
      -
      Shawn
      Gallant
     
    

    
     
      -
      Trevor
      Rankin
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      total
      73
      different
      people
      participated
      in
      the
     
     
      week
      long
      celebration
      of
      Horny.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Upon
      Popular
      Request
      Here
      is
     
    

    
     
      Another
      15
      Rules
      of
      the
      Universe
     
    

    
     
      1.
      Your
      ‘‘bad
      sprain’’
      will
      turn
      out
      to
      be
      a
     
     
      fracture,
      but
      only
      after
      you’
      ve
      been
      in
      a
      hospital
     
     
      corridor
      for
      11
      hours.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      26
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2.
      The
      other
      line
      always
      moves
      faster.
     
    

    
     
      3.
      Two
      days
      after
      you
      finally
      find
      a
      brand
      of
      diet
     
     
      pop
      that
      tastes
      better
      than
      used
      motor
      oil,
      Otta-
     
     
      wa’s
      Health
      Protection
      Branch
      will
      declare
      the
     
     
      stuff
      dangerous.
     
    

    
     
      4.
      Everything
      is
      easier
      to
      get
      into
      than
      out
      of.
     
     
      5.
      That
      word
      that’s
      on
      the
      tip
      of
      your
      tongue?
     
     
      You’ll
      never
      remember
      it.
     
    

    
     
      6.
      The
      more
      you
      hate
      a
      song,
      the
      harder
      it
      will
     
     
      be
      to
      get
      it
      out
      of
      your
      head.
     
    

    
     
      7.
      Ballpoint
      pens
      and
      Bic
      lighters
      must
      have
      at
     
     
      least
      7
      owners
      before
      they
      run
      out.
     
    

    
     
      8.
      There
      is
      never
      anyone
      at
      work
      near
      ‘‘men
      at
     
     
      work’’
      signs.
     
    

    
     
      9.
      If
      at
      first
      you
      don’t
      succeed--so
      much
      for
      sky
     
     
      diving.
     
    

    
     
      10.
      Canada
      Post
      is
      required
      by
      law
      to
      deliver
      a
     
     
      minimum
      of
      2
      bills
      per
      mail
      box
      per
      day.
      There
     
     
      is
      no
      maximum.
     
    

    
     
      11.
      Friends
      come
      and
      go,
      enemies
      accumulate.
     
     
      12.
      When
      all
      is
      said
      and
      done,
      more
      will
      be
      said
     
     
      and
      done.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      13.
      It’s
      easier
      to
      behave
      your
      way
      into
      a
      new
     
    
   
   
    
     
      way
      of
      thinking
      than
      to
      think
      your
      way
      into
      a
     
     
      new
      way
      of
      behaving.
     
    

    
     
      14.
      Dentists
      are
      required
      by
      law
      to
      hum
      a
     
     
      medley
      of
      Barry
      Manilow
      tunes
      while
      they
     
     
      work
      on
      your
      root
      canals.
      ‘
     
    

    
     
      15.
      If
      a
      man’s
      second
      toe
      is
      larger
      than
      his
      big
     
     
      toe,
      it
      means
      he
      hasn’t
      eaten
      an
      omelette
      in
     
     
      seven
      days.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (We
      didn’t
      say
      the
      rules
      of
      the
      universe
      are
      of
     
     
      much
      use.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JOKES
     
    

    
     
      Question:
      How
      many
      engineers
      does
      it
      take
      to
     
     
      screw
      in
      a
      light
      bulb?
     
    

    
     
      Answer:
      50,
      one
      to
      hold
      the
      light
      bulb
      and
      49
      to
     
     
      drink
      till
      the
      room
      spins.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Remember:
      A
      world
      without
      artsies
      would
     
     
      mean
      McDonalds
      would
      have
      to
      pay
      $12.50
     
     
      minimum
      wage.
     
    

    
     
      :
      A
      world
      without
      artsies
      would
      be
      a
      happier
     
     
      place
      to
      live.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Arts
      quote
      of
      the
      week:
      Is
      our
      final
      exam
      the
      last
     
     
      one
      we
      write?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      quote
      of
      the
      week:
      JASON’S
     
     
      SHIRT!
      Yeah!
      Yeah!
      Yeah!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      We
      considered
      apologizing
      to
      all
      the
      people
     
     
      we
      insulted
      this
      year
      but
      we’re
      not.
      Instead
      we
     
     
      are
      going
      to
      consider
      it
      constructive
      criticism.
     
     
      Congratulations
      to
      the
      Bio
      Club
      for
      their
      at-
     
     
      tempt
      at
      a
      Bio
      Page.
      We
      know
      it
      was
      very
     
     
      difficult
      for
      you
      to
      get
      your
      heads
      out
      of
      the
     
     
      formaldehyde
      long
      enough
      to
      write
      something
     
     
      down.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      A
      GOOD
      SUMMER!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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