“—®
      Seems
      to
      me
      that
      the
      last
     
     
      time
      |
      saw
      some
      fool
      (a.k.a.
     
     
      parking
      impaired
      individual)
     
     
      park
      there
      their
      vehicle
      got
     
     
      towed.
      Hmm....
      On
      second
     
     
      thought,
      go
      ahead
      and
     
     
      keep
      doing
      it.
      |
      was
      hoping
      -
     
     
      to
      get
      some
      towing
      pictures
     
     
      before
      the
      year
      was
      out!
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      OK.
      Apparently
      something
      wasn’t
      made
      clear
      to
     
    

    
     
      this
      person
      ‘when
      they
      took
      their
      drivers
      test,
      so
     
    

    
     
      to
      avoid
      repetition
      let
      me
      notify
      everyone
      of
      this
     
     
      at
      the
      same
      time:
      a
      sign
      displaying
      a
      speed
     
    

    
     
      limit
      doubles
      as
      a
      “NO
      PARKING’
      sign.
      What's
     
     
      worse?
      There
      was
      someone
      else
      parked
      in
     
    

    
     
      front
      of
      them,
      so
      not
      only
      are
      the
      idiots
      coming
     
     
      out
      of
      the
      woodwork
      to
      perform
      their
      art
      at
     
    

    
     
      UPEI,
      they’re
      bringing
      their
      friends.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Recipe
      for
      getting
      noticed:
      get
      yourself
      a
      big
      yel-
      ‘
     
     
      low
      half-ton,
      then
      park
      it
      half
      in/half
      out
      of
      a
      How
      does
      this
      relate
      to
     
     
      parking
      space,
      completely
      disregarding
      the
      other
      parking?
      It
      doesn't
      really.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      rows
      of
      neatly
      parked
      vehicles.
      _
      |
      just
      found
      it
      funny
      that
     
     
      even
      the
      wheelbarrow
     
    
   
   
    
     
      buckled
      under
      the
      weight
     
     
      of
      tuition.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      nny
      tas
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      That's
      right
      folks,
      the
      rumours
      are
      true.
      There
      What
      was
      that
      excuse
      again?
      Can’t
      see
      the
      |
     
     
      are
      actually
      people
      out
      there
      dumb
      enough
      to,
      lines?
      Maybe
      if
      you’re
      blind
      |
      suppose
      but
      in
     
     
      park
      three
      wide.
      that
      case,
      you
      shouldn't
      really
      be
      driving
      any-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      way
      should
      you?
     
     
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      UPEI
      Cadre
      March
      2,
      2004
      page
      24