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      i
      don’t
      think
      you
      can
      park
      here.
      You
      are
      creating
      a
      This
      could
      have
      been
      two
      bad
      parking
      jobs,
      but
     
    

    
     
      traffic
      hazard.
      you
      stupid,
      stupid
      people.
      But
      really,
      |
      instead
      it’s
      one
      really
      shitty
      job.
      By
      the
      way,
      |
     
     
      don’t
      mind
      this
      kind
      of
      parking
      that
      much.
      stole
      your
      back
      hubcap,
      jackass.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Holy
      Crap!
     
     
      Does
     
     
      Anybody
     
     
      Know
      How
     
     
      to
      Park
     
     
      |
      Anymore?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      person
      is
      blocking
      the
      roadway,
      but
      if
      he
      or
      she
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      owner
      of
      the
      big
      truck
      must
      be
      compensating
      for
      Part
      2
      of
      7
      had
      a
      stupid
      piece
      of
      shit
      truck,
      he
      or
      she
      could
      have
     
     
      something
      not
      so
      big
      (assuming
      the
      owner
      is
      a
      man).
      driven
      through
      the
      snow
      and
      not
      taken
      up
      two
      spaces.
     
     
      The
      truck
      creates
      bad
      parking
      jobs
      all
      around
      it.
      by
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      There
      is
      only
      one
      correctly
      parked
      car
      in
      this
      lot.
      Triple
      parked!
      And
      in
      a
      handicapped
      space!
      That’s
      a
     
     
      Congratulations!
      You
      look
      like
      an
      idiot.
      first,
      and
      I
      hope
      to
      see
      more
      like
      that
      in
      the
      future.