5932i Orlouski, 
     
     3rd and 4th Duffy 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Mad Pole (I ‘m’ sane— 
     
     times called that too) is 
     
     a stick lxlx3 feet long 
     
     of exceptional quality, 4 
     
     of geanetric excellence, 
     
     and bound in tailored 
     
     covering to protect it's 
     
    

    
     ent frun the-scratchies. 
     
    

    
     Before the 1979 changeover 
     
     at 3rd and 4th floor 
     
     Duffy it was used for . 
     
     making Polish sausage, but 
     
     now it has been converted 
     
     by moonventional methods 
     
     in Gordie's Labs. He used 
     
     it for making saltless. 
     
     sauerkraut by the no magnet 
     
     method. It's also good for 
     
     stabilizing a duck hunter's 
     
     waddle. ~ ‘ . 
     
    

    
     11115 is the) ultimate in 
     
     lab Dusters. It is the 
     
     2001 model being used in - 
     
     1979. 'Ihis duster ends all 
     
     circular motion clusters. 
     
     Its 'soope' is bythe yard, . 
     
     its field of convention is ‘ 
     
     so unconvantional that 
     
    
   
   
    
     until now it's been unheard 7' 
     
    
   
   
    
     of. Say hello to Mad Pole 
     
     when you pick up your lost 
     
     book or penCil 01404 _~ 
     
     Duffy. .He's sort of a sexy 
     
     .9  he likes f ' 
     
     to be petteaq'j N ” * 
     
     Suzie Slipper, is the  
     
     Goddess of ,3rd V and 4th ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
      3KLEANER?SK0RNER  
     
    
   
   
    
     floors Duffy. Along with 
     
     her sister Rag-a—Muffin, 
     
     she is in charge of keeping 
     
     the blackboards spotless 
     
     here on 3rd and 4th Duffy. 
     
     Suzie Slipper and the 
     
     Rag-a-Muffin have their own 
     
     philosOphy. They believe 
     
     that the blackboards should 
     
     be clean and clear (just 
     
     like the water you drink) 
     
     and that each time sar‘eone 
     
     writes on them it should 
     
     give that person a feeling 
     
     like that of starting a - 
     
     new page in your writing 
     
    
   
   
    
     the would not like to 
     
     write over a page which 
     
     has already been written on. 
     
    
   
   
    
     one would likely get mixed ' -: 
     
    
   
   
    
     up a bit, especially at 
     
     examination time, eh? A 
     
     person writing on the black- 
     
     board should, if at all 
     
     possible, be helped by that 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ absence of distraction. 
     
    
   
   
    
     It's much like looking into 
     
     the heavens, but only to 
     
    
   
   
    
     have a cloud obstruct ybur 
     
    
   
   
    
      A clean, clear 
     
     black board gives a person 
     
     anunspo’ken sense of control. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Inhibited by no little 
     
     fleeting thoughts of 
     
     another person's work, we 
     
     all seek a clean clear 
     
     confidence in things which 
     
     we do. ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     THE IslANB. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     Suzie Slipper and Rag—a— 
     
     Muffin's constant canpan— 
     
     ion is experience and 
     
     devotion to the 'Board' . 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ _ Though much smaller in 
     
    
   
   
    
     stature, these demonstrative 
     
     darlings loom above the 
     
    
   
   
    
     _ powerful Sidewinder Sal, or 
     
     " even J. Edgar the Hoover. 
     
    
   
   
    
     These two ladies are number 
     
    
   
   
    
     one contenders for the 
     
     1980—81 Black Board gutter 
     
     cleaner's Award as voted on 
     
    
   
   
    
     by secret ballot from 
     
    
   
   
    
     participating black board 
     
     users. Keep your eyes and 
     
     ears open, more details 
     
     soon. The girls say, 
     
     "Duffians, Happy Black 
     
     boarding." 
     
    
   
   
    
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     The following Student Union Jobs are now available. 
     
    
   
   
    
     1 Auxilary Bartender 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,WINTER CARNIVAL CHAIRPERSON 
     
     . REQUIRED: STUDENT UNION SECRETARYV 
     
    
   
   
    
     Duties: 1) All secretarial work for Business 
     
     ‘ manager, executive members of the 
     
     Student Union and for the 
     
     executives of the classes and clubs 
     
     and sub-carmittees of the Student 
     
    
   
   
    
     Union. 
     
    
   
   
    
     2.) Receptionist at Student Unicri Office, 
     
     taking phone calls, messages. 
     
    
   
   
    
     7 This is a full-C-time job for eight months of the 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘year, Septanber' to April. New secretary will, 
     
    

    
     , begin working in January, 1980. ‘ ‘ 
     
     Job description and application forms available 
     
     from Student Union Office in the Barn. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Application forms and job descriptions are availabe 
     
    
   
   
    
     at the Student Union office in the Barn. 
     
    
   
   
    
     deadline is December 6. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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