U of T Campus Safety clip and save ... clip and save ... clip and save ... clip and save ., ° = Questioned YOUR EVENT SCHEDULE FOR FALL SEMESTER 1986 2 TORONTO (CUP) — The suffered a dislocated shoulder a assault on a University of and cuts requiring 25 stitches. : ts o Toronto policewoman _ last Niles first refused entry to a Thursday, September 25th: Engineer’s Pub 2 month has questions about U of T student who did not Thursday, October 2nd: MAIN EVENT — THE WEB oO protection of campus security have proper identification for ss ‘ staff. admittance to the building. Thursday, October 9th: Senior Class Pub Officer Judith Niles was The student returned with her Thursday October 16th: The S.U. presents ... shoyed through the plate glass husband and was again re- : ; window of a campus building fused entry. The man refused Mike Woods in the Panther Lounge on Aug. 2 when she refused to to leave, and a scuffle ensued, let a student and her husband in which the man allegedly Monday, October 27th-Saturday November 1st: enter a campus building. She punched Niles twice, sending her through a half-inch-thick The S.U. presents ..... FALLFEST! RECT TS . F glass window. - Ri en pase ap According to witnesses, he Thursday, November 13th: Biology Pub. ways in-which people express COntinued the altercation out- Thursday, November 20th: Education Lip Sync their love. Without expression _Side the building until he was Thursday, November 27th: Model U.N. Pub even the greatest of loves can restrained. The men left the ; ‘i ‘ die.” campus, en Teported the inci- Thursday, December 4th: Engineer’s Pub a dent to police himself. Mathematical Comments “He reported he had been . byTL platted” by-Niles -bureaee Stay tuned for more details on these and other events ... 1. A triangle can be drawn cording to our information nion Gate if the Gaeeaie iaeasuted thatdiarnot happen.’ saidve all brought to you by the Student Union, The Classes, in the same unit or in some Metro police officer. ‘‘I arrested and th ub-Or izati 7 STUDENT UNION... dimensionless unit. It would him and charged him with the Sub-Organizations. IT’S YOUR U be difficult to measure inti- assaulting a police officer. BE PART OF IT! f macy, passion and commit- What we had was a serious aes os tent in the same.unit or-in assault causing bodily harm. Bartender —_$4.00 per hour eGullet vient some dimensionless unit. The Certainly the officer’s life was Student Coe Resording ‘ hee Ralnie love triangles drawn by an in danger. She was in a great ene ye Sinday evenes ue Officer Malintecs individual would often be too deal of pain when I spoke with it :30-10:30 :30) Applications can be picked up subjective, and a comparison her.”” The Student Union i ti Student tutieiat at the Student Union Building, of different persons’s love tri- Security personnel on most Eada ataerine stolleettit Committee Volunteer Monday —_ through Friday angles would then become impractical. 2. There is a contradiction in Sternberg’s love triangle theory. A triangle. with two fixed, equal sides had the largest area when the triangle is equilateral. For example, if a love triangle has fixed, equal amounts of passion and inti- macy, and if the length of commitment is increased, the area of the triangle decreases. Thus, the amount of love de- creases according to Sternberg contrary to common sense. 3. In fact, if intimacy, Passion, and commitment could be measured in dimen- sionless units, it would be more logical to use the peri- meter of the triangle to repre- campuses are not armed. ‘‘We are instructed to call Metro police in the event of an emer- gency,” said another U of T police officer. ‘But that doesn’t do us any good if we’re facing a guy with a knife or a gun, and it certainly didn’t help officer Niles.” applications . for. the following Positions: CIMN Assistant Manager $25.00 per week - Assistant Head Bartender JOBS Ist year Representative 2nd year Representative Social Committee Member Volunteer Monday through Friday from 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM. Applica- tion deadline is September 26, 1986 JOBS JOBS ¢ Commission Commission de ‘onction, publique du Canada Careers Public Service Canada The Public Service Commission of Canada announces the following recruitment competitions: The Audit Trainee Program - 1987 Office of the Auditor General of Canada Carriéres Fonction publique Canada Y| La Commission de ta Fonction pine du Canada nant annonce les concours de recrutement Seeanas de stagiaires en ve 19: sent the amount of love. But even this has an unnecessary restriction, such as the length of one side must be less than the sum of the lengths of the other two sides. Instead, it would make more sense to ex- Press the amount of love (L) as a linear or quadratic sum of intimacy (1), passion (P), and commitment (C). Symbolically we can write L=1+C+ Py ol=f+4C + P?, However, the validity of a “ove” formula should be determined empirically. => Page 10, Closing date: 40 September 1986 n Service Officer Recruitment 1987 ‘xam: 25 October 1986 Closing date: 15 October 1986 Fenplorment RG pperuniles for University Graduate Closing date: $1 October 1986 Bureau du vérificateur général du Canada Date limite d'inscription: le 30 septembre 196 Recrutement des agents du Service extérieur - 1987. Date de examen du Service extéricur: le 25 octobre 1986 oe limite d'inscription: le 15 octobre 1986 rspectives d’ ie pour diplomés a ‘université - Date limite d'inscription: le 31 octobre 1986 For information on minimum qualifications and application procedures, pick up our publications at_ your campus placement office or at any office of the Public Service Commission of Canada. The Public Service of Canada is an equal opportunity employer. La Fonction publique du Canada offre des chances égales d'emploi a tous. 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