November 19, 1996 Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Fred Sav- age, Peter Falk, Mandy Patinkin, Wallace Shawn, and Andre the Giant. Cam- eos by Peter Cook and Billy Crystal. Directed by Rob Reiner 1987 98 minutes Col- our PG lam going to break my own rules this week, and re- view a film that is a scant nine years old. But I have a very good reason—this is one of my favourite movies. Rob Reiner has captured the magic of childhood fairy- tales, and includes vast amounts of humour, making it a film for audiences of all ages. The framework of the story is a visit by a grandfa- ther (Falk) to his grandson (Savage) who is ill. He has brought a storybook to read to Savage's character, who is hesitant at first. From time to time, he interrupts the story. There isa girl, Butter- cup (Wright) who falls in love with a farm boy named Westley (Elwes). Westley goes away to seek his for- tunes, but enroute his ship is attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never leaves prisoners alive. The story Entertainment 6 The Panther Prints The Princess Bride jumps ahead five years, and Buttercup is engaged to Prince Humperdinck, who has the right to choose his bride. However, she still loves Westley. One day she is out riding, when she en- counters three men (Patinkin, Shawn, and Andre the Gi- ant), who kidnap her, take her to their ship, and sail away. They have been hired to start a war with Guilder, and Shawn's plan is to kill Buttercup and leave her body on the border. But as they draw closer to Guilder, a mysterious ship starts pursu- ing them. The pace only in- creases from here, with ac- tion, intrigue, torture, and ROUSes (Rodents Of Unu- sual Size). It's fun right up to the final minute. Acting: Spectacular. With a cast of superb actors, almost everyone is great. The late Andre the Giant shows considerable acting talent, es- pecially when one considers he was a professional wres- tler. The minor characters are also fun. Wallace Shawn (more recently a teacher in Clueless, Grand Negus Zek on Deep Space Nine, and the voice of Rex in Toy Story) is a scream as the scheming Sicilian Vizzini, and Billy Crystal is a hoot as Miracle Max, Memorable Scenes: Too many to count. The rhyming sequence with Andre and Patinkin is hilari- ous, as is the entire Miracle Max scene. The sword fight with Patinkin and Elwes is amazing, if a little unbeliev- able. Best Lines: Examples include "Life is pain, Prin- cess. Anyone who says dif- ferently is selling some- thing," and "I'm on the brute squad" (Andre the Giant) to which Billy Crystal replies after looking at him "You are the brute squad." Probably ISLAND LINK PC OPEN SATURDAYS Charlottetown Summerside = Multimedia Kit 10X CD ROM, Sound Card, Email islink@pei.sympatico.ca $325.00 | STUDENT SPECIAL !!! the best exchange takes place between Sarandon and Guest, and I'll warn you, the next few lines may spoil part of the plot, so you might want to skip to the next paragraph. Sarandon says "I have my kingdom to rule, my wed- ding to plan, my wife to mur- der, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped." Guest replies "Get some rest. If you don't have your health, you don't have anything." Bottom Line: This movie did not win any Os- cars. Leonard Maltin only gives it two and a half stars. But it is great. It might not have been a critical master- piece or a box office smash, but the film has a huge cult following, and for good rea- son. Available: Sherwood Video, Blockbuster, That’s Entertainment and Plaza Video all have copies. >» Slemon Park Plaza P.O. Box 177 Slemon Park, 12-14 Mt. Edward Rd. Shops of St. aniaie Gilincigtte towed, PE COB 2A0 Phone/Fax: (902) 888-2888 PE C1A 7N1 Phone/Fax: oe 894-2888 UPEI 11:00-3:00 10:00 -3:00 60 Watt Speakers, Installation ) PENIUM 100 | ) 14" SVGA Color Monitor | = Corel WordPerfect {7 Suite $99.00 | ere | ) 8MB RAM Corel WordPerfect 7, Corel Quattro Pro 7 Corel Presentations, and More ... = SYMPATICO $29.95 33.6 Data/Fax/Voice Modem : Keyboard, Mouse & Mouse Pad 3 Year Parts & Labour Depot Warranty | $1599.00 | ENTIUM 100 $1969.00 PENTIUM 120 $1999.00 FULL s20so.00 MULTIMEDIA _ PENTIUM 133 100 | Hours . pentium iso $2192.00 SYSTEMS a sn otro Pea ‘PENTIUM 166 $2399.00 = 8MBRAM — $59.00 wee ae QUICK CAM (J ——_——"_ pints taser Printer | VIDEO CONFERENCING CAMERA : 600 X 600 DPI With Enhanced CU-SeeMe Software ~ Alliance of : $579.00 B&W Color Manufacturers & Merry Christmas ; $279.00 $489.00 Exporters From the Staff at ILPC Canada " LINKing Technology and You "