Boys’ and Girls’ Column. [This column is reserved on each Tuesday for the contributions of Boys and Girls. | The Farmer and the Ass. A story is told and it may be true, rhough that makes no matter to me or to you, | Of a man by trying to please everyone, Made a fool of himself before he was done. Che story goes on how this farmer so bold Had an ass which he wanted to turn into gold. So his mind he made up without any delay To take him to town the very next day. lil, So early next morning this man and his son Started off for the city before day begun. They walked on contentedly driving their ass, And the next verse will tell you what soon ame to pass . Iv. \ stranger they met before they'd gone far, “Vho said, “‘ What a pair of donkeys you are lo be trudging along in the heat of the sun While that ass might very well take you along, v. He mounted the ass, and no more was said, And the son walked behind while he rode ahead. rhey kept on their way and were getting on ¥ ell, When in with a couple of travellers they fell. Vi. ** You lazy old scoundrel, if I had my mind, Che boy'd drive the ass and you'd walk be- hind.” No sooner he heard than still ready to please, Took the boy up behind and drove on at their ease. Vil. Chey soon met a man with a very sour face, Who said, ‘‘ Why, this thing is a crying dis- grace, That two able people shou!d ride Lis a poor beast; ruelty to animals, say but the least Vill. ‘You are far true, To carry the ass than he carry you.” They soon found a stick which their purpose would suit, And to it they lashed the poor patient brute. better able, and that i think IX. They came toa brook as they drew near the | town, And with a sudden slip the donkey went down. In vain they tried their donkey to save, But, alas! he found a watery grave. X. No moral in this story I find, For the man was an ass of the biggest kind. For surely none but the biggest tool Would make himself for others a tool. G. Maceowan, St. Peter's Boys’ School. Readable Paragraphs. Gotham Matron—* Why, Lydia, don't you go to the cooking-school, as you inteaded?”’ Lydia—“Yes, ma, Cut there was no session ; the leccuress is sick. ” “IT am very sorry. What matter, ’ * Dyspepsia. ” is the Petted Bride—“Here is the bill for that fur cloak I told you about. It’s lovely, ” loduiged Husband (looking at bil) —‘ Why, my dear! You could get that cloak for a mere song, ”’ “So I did. ” “Do you mean that amouat repre- sents a meer song!” * Yes, a Patti song.” Youas Housekeepar—* Bridget, take Lhese eggs iigat back to the store. 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