novau. l . .' ZALQIJLSIIlIL-l-"la-ll . A CENTRAL GIIAREIAN LONG DISTANCE RUNNEBS 5": When you drink these latitudes and they you drink the Strength and Goodness _ of Prime Beef u... i» P London Letter '5. By tilimvillc (‘arm ’ (British United Pres!) wliDON, Aug. , 29—To readers ,1 detective stories. 5o much 111° mgc in thcse days, mysterlints do- mgg are no mysteries, they arc as clear as noouday. The discovery of g murdered corpse 5n “mm? mm, the door of which is lf-‘ukfid and bolted on the inside, and 0f yi-hich tlic window-also fasten¢d— looks down some fifty feet of Blank unscaleublc wall. W11“? no weanfln ,_.( my kind is present, offers to these sophisticated sleuth readers no manner of difficulty whatever. Bur, those mysteries deal with cadavers: this one deuls with live fish-so there may be c. difference. l-lere arc the facts: Not very far from the Thames at Westminster, her: has stood for many years a ibfcllffj uhlch is now in course o! demolition. On the top 0f that brewery, some 60 feet from the ground and supported by struts, there has been a rain tank about 85 feet in length and having only (mg narrow and descending pipe out lot. In that tank when the work- men bcgan to remove it there were found fivc fish: roach. The Question is-how did ‘these fir, fish gct there? The tan]; is practically inaccessible, even for human beings. Fish can't fly in can't climb poles or pipes. Birds transplant the "seeds of llmvers and fruit. Do they ‘£1150 curry the spawn of fish? One has I ' $1 unseen ct least one official poa- I ;' It! minions, has let it be known t. .,. v i ‘ i Q r emieu " (and i “Not very often does the British ‘Pmbmy 11° W!" be " missed for read Occasionally of showers of fish seemingly brought down from u‘ the Ski’. but......? ‘ l-lowcvcr it may bc-many are the theories advanced by amateur fish- reconteurs) in the fivirside Dubs of Westminster. -»--|ccv¢¢ Post Officc manifest to the public even the faintest glimmerings of a sense of the funnlness of things, indeed a more prosaic institution would be hard to find. But behind its facade of dullness there seems at last to have bloom- 5W1"; a perception of unconscious humor in other people. At any ‘rate '1" P- 0-‘ Sllvinka, Bank, or one of that they have received in cones- Mdenfe Just the following gems. it seems that one deposltorx, who coulrl no’. ilmducc her deposit book, ""016! "Just a few lines to say that mY bOOk has been mtslaid through 8911111: nttrricd and being knocked bbout in different places." I Ail°11lfir wrote: "My husband and lvioilld like our savings book g3 a 33:“- ?°_'°"1<l W“ Dleasgsee to this “kg: ~nn<l a lady who had been repnedfilefialn izome discrepancy M m" a w dow, sorry I for “r5511 Zhuf- was the state of mind quest‘? n T051101‘ vrlio mods the rc- — will you kindly conceal my "who as r fl. d o! m” '1 I am not in need, Tudor palace. The palace itself is Crown prop- erty and it is the lease which is for sale. ' Richmond Old Palace has colon!- ed to the Kings of England since tho days when Edward the Third was King, and he died there quite a, long time ago; to wit in 1377. Richard the Second entertained thousands of guests in the Palace --lburons, knights and bishops and ladies of high degree . Henry the Seventh brought up all the young Tudors in it, and according to tril- dltlon loft much gold in coffers now lying in choked-up passages under- ground. ‘Ihere, too, Elizabeth held court, And there, too,,went in their day Spencer, Shakespeare and Sir Wal- ter Raleigh. LctAus hope that whoever buys the Old Palace will have some a-P- preciatlon of ages past. If he has, when lie rests in the narrow room above the Tudor archway bearing the arms of Henry VII n6 ‘viii sure- ly not sleep without ABIIIEITLDQTHIE that here the great Elizabeth died and that from his window was thrown the‘ ring which the can of Essex gave her.-the signal to the waiting servants of James I that the Tudor sun had set and the day of the Stuarts had dawned. ‘The practical Joker, I suppose, is always with us. At-any rate he was in London the other night and not very for from Buckingham Palace. A number of London business and professsional men were called on the telephone by someone speaking as one having authority and asked if they would on the following day run. v 8420-8-31 should got ready for the five mile DIPHTHERIA IIIMIINIZATION CLINIC on Tuesday, September 1st ' as followsz-Scbool, Union Road 10.30 to 11 a. m. Grand ‘Iracadio 11.30 to l2. Mt. Stewart 2 to 3 p. m.’ 8378-8-29-21. 0i. ALL ATmETES wishing to take part in the open events on Labor Day will please consult Ray Pen- dleton at Y. M. C. A- 8420-8-31 POLICE COURT-At the police court Saturday morning two drunk and lncapables were fined $5 and costs or 10 days each. A case of breach of highway traffic act, the offender was fined $10 and costs or 20 days. WEATHER FORECAST-For the month of September: 1 to 5, month begins fair and warm; 8 to 10, cloudy, but not much rain; 11 to 15, strong winds, clear and cool; 16 to l9, cloudy and changeable; 20 to 26, bright warm days, but cool at night; 27 to 30, coluds gather, heavy rain. PERSONALS Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Whear left Saturday morning on a trip to Montreal and Toronto. Mr. Harry Drew left Saturday morning on a shOIt holiday visit to Halifax. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Ward, Kent Street, spent the past week in New London. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson Stewart Hampshire, spent the week end in Charlottetown. Principal and Mrs. Hammond Johnston and son Keith, returned Friday from an enjoyable motor trip through New Brunswick and Nova Scotla. f i. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Large and their three children left on return to Cambridge, Mass, after visiting their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mac- Guigan, Chestnut Street, and Mr. and Mrs. Large, Fitzroy St. A motor party consisting of Mr. and Mrs. James Show and two daughters, of Watertown, Mass, left on return Saturday morning and were accompanied by Miss Al- ice Purcell, City. Mrs. Fred Howard of Brooklyn, N. Y.. and Mrs. Henry Carver of Roslindale, Mass, who spent a week visiting Mr. and Mrs. Nicho- clty is leaving on return Saturday by the S. 8. “l-fochelago." THE CHARQQLTETOWN GUARDIAN ' Mr.“ Jack Lappln of the c. N. n. Shops, Sydney who has been visit- ing his mother, Mrs. Anne Lappln and renewing friendships in the C Mrs. Charles M. Stewart who has been spending the summer with her mother, Mrs. Gelean Camp- bell haa returned to her home in Vancouver, B. C., via New York and Boston. *1 and two sons Curtis and Bruce, ar- rived on, the Island recently from Providence, Rhoda Island. Mr. Docherty has left on return, and the other members of the family are remaining at New Perth the guests of Miss Maggie Shaw. APPOINTED VICE CIIAIRMAN —Mr. James A. Hickey, C. N. R. Locomotive Engineer and Mrs. Hickey have returned from Ottawa where Mr. Hickey attended the tenth regular meeting of the Brotherhood of Locomotive En- gineers and Firemen, and at which he was elected Vice Chairman for this province. HEAD ON COLLISION—A head on collision occuned yesterday‘ af- ternoon about 3 o'clock on Mac- Kay‘s Hill, on the Brackley Point Road, when a car driven by Mr. Louis Turner, while attempting to pass a car going in the same di- rection, collided with s. car driven by Mrs. Russel Roper, proceeding in the opposite direction. No ser- ious injury was suffered by any of the occupants although Mrs. Roper was immediately removed to the P. E. I. Hospital where on exam- ination no serious injuries were re- vealed. FIRM PICNIC .0UTING—'I‘he employees of Prowse Bros., Ltd, enjoyed their annual picnic on Wednesday afternoon at historic Point Prim where an afternoon of games, bathing, soft ball, etc. was indulged in. The party left the city in five cars. Supper was par- taken of on the green, where the baskets were opened up. When the good things were disposed of.’ the sports were continued until ll o'clock when the party enjoyed a com boll. The merry-makers then repaired to the home of Mrs. Catherine McRae where the re- malnder of the evening was spent in music and song. Before leaving on return a hearty vote of thanks Prowse, President of the firm who made the outing po:slblc. In ac- knowledging the vote Hi5 Worship thanked the staff, who at all times was ready and willing to give their Mr. and Mrs. Edgar M. Docherty ' v was extended His Worship Mayor a ring up number ‘Victoria 4832’ and ask for Mr. King. Now, the ‘cullees’ did not know las Power, left Saturday on return to their home. Miss Hilda McLeod of Brook- lt, but the number wa. s that of Buckingham Palace and "Mr. King" was H. M. King George the Fifth. Anyhow, the Palace attendants spent most of the day explaining to all sorts of mystified callers 0n the telephone Just who and what ‘Victoria. 4932' stood for. The Palace is not at all times immune from this sort of thing. Not long ago a caller awaiting a number found himself (by the court esy presumably of the telephone Sorvlve and the wonders of science) listening not to the number lie wanted but to a. Palace servant call ing the Palace fishmonger to de- liver forthwith so-ancl-so many fish to the royal table. Of malice afore- thought he waited an hour and then called the royal fishmonger: "Where’s that fish for the Pul- ace? “Why? Haven't you goc it yet? We sent it half an hour ago. Who's speaking, sir?" "Who's speaking? George the Fifth!" And the delighted joker and nar- rator might think himself lucky. Once ul>°n a time he'd have been hanged, drawn and quartered or stewed in boiling oil for that little plecsantry. It is surprising how many base- less legends attach themselves to Why‘. ME “I51”. "What was the state of "Si! of the official who actually ‘mmmnk funny and said so? hr m1‘ of the Official Secret; Mg “Izihthe ‘mum’? WY the war)? :11“! Ind estate agent in Lon- mastic “i” a°“‘““'-1Y a very ro- d “°~ Selling “this highly 1102mm“ in London suburbs lmulnm- I should think. stir the "e m? °" V"? deeply. But there M,“ 911011.! even to this. For lu- lllftflti\. comm" m“ annmmu‘ “I, _ [he ‘lllfmfinle. Thls- nntlquo mind, do, xilesf)! Plilfltkflfiflfl gnd fr“. "hm t’ . includzng c)“ mom timn Elizabeth died" s u“ 11°11" Item's notice ihat )1 “and ‘i’ 5113i appeared on Rich- the names of famous people, es- pecially in the newspa/pers. more was a. case the other day- that of Lord Reading. When the news of his intended re-marrlago was announced, and again on the wedding day. practically gvery gos- sip writer in London burst out into the yarn which has been repeated man who started life as a. poor little ship's boy. Whether he was o. seif-mado man or not doenft matter, in any case Providence probably couldn't have that Rufus Isnacs “as never a rem, ahovo gh 1 “do e o d red-brick ' "1" which m in an. old beginning of life in the mercantile field, who was called home by the sudden death of he: father, {left Saturday for Dorchester, Maine. She was accompanied as far as Moncton by her mother, Mrs. Rfld- erlck McLeod, and Miss Amy Eas- tcr of the Easter Hotel, City. Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Campbell have their two nieces, Miss Hilda Dickson and Miss Myra McKenzie from Sydney. Mr. and Mrs. Camp- bell are at home visiting his fath- er, Mr. D. L. Campbell, they hav- ing motored from Melfort, Sask. Mrs. K. L. Taylor, of Northamp- ton, Mass, is spending two weeks as guest of Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Card. of Dorchcstcr, N. B. On Monday Mrs. Card and Mrs. Tay- lor left for Cavendish, P. E. I. to visit Mr. and Mrs. Fred Clark. They will visit also Summerslde and Charlottetown before they re- turn.-Salnt John Telegraph Jour- nal. Mr. and Mrs. James E. Shaw and daughter, Miss Alba Shaw of wnt- ertown, Mass, left on‘ return‘ to their home by motor Saturday morning. Accompanying them was Miss Susie Show of Moore 6c Mc- Leod‘a Ltd, who will s-pcndJ-ier vacation with her parents. Mr. Show ’ in charge of one of the Dwyrc min Stores at Belmont, Mair l is a brother of Mr. D. Ed’ ishuw, City. Card of Thanks Mrs. R.L. MacPhermn and family, sad bereavement. marine for folk of his clan In tne ‘sixties. hearty cooperation towards the success of the firm of Prowsc Bros. Ltd. DOLE HAS DOUBLED 1N PAST TEN YEARS LONDON, Aug. 29.—The decision of the new Government to reduce the unemployment benefits (dole) by 10 per cent. will affect almost all of Britain's 2,700,000 unemployed. For instance, a. married man with a. wife and two children and no job now receives _$7.20 per week under the dole system. , Reduced by 10 per cent, he will receive $6.48 s. week to support a family of four as long as he is our of work. In 1921 a. man in the same circum- stances would have received $5.25 a week. The increase of $7.20 since that date andthe drop is cost ,dis that date and the drop in cost of living has given the weekly dole a purchasing power of $10.80 in recent months as compared to the 1921 dole. Under the new plan of econ- omy rcducing the dole the married man with two children will be able to PLTODBSB about $9.70 worth of each week as compared to $BGKQJ food, clothing and living quarters each week as compared to 5.25 worth in i921] Hundreds of millions of dollars have bien spent in providing unem- ployment benefits 1n Britain, and the recent Labor Government wid- ened the scope of such service. NEW GLASGOW Dickieson Brothers, have re- turned to their homes from Crap- aud where they have been engag- ed in erecting a concrete Steel Bridge known as Hollis Bridge. Mr. and Mrs. Melville Bradshaw, m“ m“ m“°1"" m “d °“° °Y"°\' B"! Bfldflfi- W11 W ma"! Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Mills and 50h o‘ ‘awn’ ‘or yea" past“ R l" 1111911‘ 1'19"“ "m1 119131111“?! 1°? Billie, were guests of Mr. Brad- the confer-once. While prefssing to that’ I'm-d Reading “Mum ‘made 111°“ kmdma“ 111171113 1111'“ ""711 shows mother, Mrs. Arthur Dick- icson, Wednesday. Rev. W. L. and Mrs. in New Glasgow a largo house in whatwos then n Thu"day_ ‘$11111’! boy’ but n sort of cadet, fllresidential district - Plnsbury ‘Kwtlcmlin apprentice’ and he wcfsquaro, gnfhls mother, in the man “m 1° 5" b? m‘ “"11” Wm‘ a“ n" °1 131°" h": We" “P111111! Revcil Dlckleson, Mr. Elbert Hill. with one successful test to prove Md $1,.» _';uf,\!y' did 5pm;- f»; gm 1-116 “Demo for Drfllflllm! "Id '11 calling on her friends with a foot- mum“, maven“, ' . the ceremony which attended the man and s carriage and pair. The» quidfflifici no "all wet." -__.._. A motor party consistng of Mr. tend the Exhibition-N “WATCH GANDHI" KINGSTON. N. S., Aug, 29—-"A inan of wonderful ability, of K8811 intellect, and at the same 11m?- - a, man of contradictions and in- consistencies." This was the impres- sion of Mahatma Gandhi conveyed to attendants at the Kingston Bible Conference held here from August 12 to 13, by Miss Mabel Archibald, who has spent more than thirty years as a missionary in India. The Bible conference, on annual event under the auspices of King- ston Baptist and affiliated church- cs of Melvern square and lower, Aylesford is held "for the purpose of encouraging careful Bible study, for the deepening of 891111-1181 1159. and. to cultivate fellowlnsh in be- llevers." Subjects considered this year were “The ‘Ih-inity" dealt with by Rev. J. J. Sidley, in five lectures; The Book of Hebrews, reviewed by Rev. H. L. Kinsman; the Book of Ephesians, on which Rev. F. C. Haymore gave a. series of talks; the Kingdom Parables, interpreted by Rev. A. L. ‘Iledford. Six lectures on "The Second Com in; of Christ" were given by Rev. Eduard Morris, with special em- phass on the premillenial point of view. The pre-millenial return i5 one of the doctrinal points set forth by the Kingston Bible Collffii’, a fundamentalist institution which has grown from the Bible confor- encs. Evening services at the confer- ence were devoted to’ evangelism, At thccloslng service the ordinance of baptism 'was administered to three persons. One communicant offered for the foreign mission ser- vice, and will begin training at the Kingston Bible College this year. Miss Archibald, who is person- ally gcquainted with Gandhi, un- dertook to sketch his character for be .- I-rliSVEI in the teachings of Christ, especially the Sermon on, the Mount. and often spénding a? Outhouse whole day in prayer, he yet ‘.V01'- an any p“; m,- p“ ' and family and Miss Agnes Wil- ‘shipped the cow. Sim advised closecoinqi-pAv h" pm m, mm Pemkm‘ "1111" w" A “'7 linms, Charlottetown. were visit- ‘attention to his activities. -I:uuld not um up courage to "pop" done any better. But the fact isyeipgo.“ my merchant who hm m: Mind: l SAINT JOHN. N. 11., Aug, 251-- and others. its effectiveness, Frank Haricy, io-- first f\!l,),‘Il‘.‘il'.\(‘fl. _. hi" motored w Halifax to ct- cal air engineer. is claiming the Iii-suc- took the 13:111. c: ‘mun? ilic er had placed the p.- out of mam-irons today. They were 50,000 SPEAKER. wAltNSkvas made recently with the aid of a. one hundred dummy. Harley had a. liic—-slzcd dummy up in the local Aristocrat monoplanc, and at one thousand foct tossed both ovcr the side. The dummy tumbled for about seventy-five fcct bclore lhc pilot - easily to the ground. cd a "Play" it was a every way. They started in ltlayfilough until you think it a sin. T151 in New Glasgow flail, and kept it ‘sec “Three Old Maids from Lwm- Lelta WfiS first to uppcnr "Cast," she took the part, of Moth zgood “Sport“ rind er" rca-l good rill tho last. It was itruc she's full of Music right to really wonderful the way she dldlthc eyes, and when she starts act, and I hope it WOITL be long [playing you'll get a surprise until shc comes back on 111'- stagc ‘ivill notice she plays scat. Now Lco was Rube, the next PARACHUTE TEST SUCCESSFUIAhnppv .\n.'l 5:33’ TRANS-CANADA ii (‘A '11P" PAGE FIVE ’ n The Thrill of a Lifetime Be One of Thousands in Attendance Crazy Flying and Acrobatics —RAT CHASE- Flying Puss M0tl1-- Prince of Wales Plane JACK SAUNDERSON, ruin. A rice; GEORGE BENNETT World’s Champion Parachute Jumper “More Than 1,000 Successful Descents Many Other Thrills Ample Free Parking Space for Cars Admission 5O cents for Adults Duplicate Ticket Sys tem—So H , . i 1/. i‘,- 11" mutlc Parachute. The trial lump Thelma. and they have nothing to fear. 1 fifty pound sought pcr- mission of the airport officials to make the test himself, but was re- fused. It would have been his first “bailing? So Harley took his parachute and and ‘chute of the silk cnvclopo opened and allowed the dummy to drift The automatic feature of the par schute lies in its opening with 110i assistance from the jump ~',. through a special packing arrange-i ment. The pilot device, which pulls bhgdrvick, was Davis with c clean open the parachute proper, is ir11Ck-,hear:. n. straight going ' ‘ a- ed under an open flap on top of the bag. A section of this miniature ‘chute is left hanging out of ‘the. pocket. The wind drags on the ex- posed corner, while the jumper ls1 falling. and takes tho entire slTk envelope out of tlic pocket. FARMER HASKINS The Mayflcld Plnycrs filmy sing- succcss in going until the "curly fall." Now for she is a real ucnt, and up nll hope to got thcrc to get u front on the scene believe inc that Kid is a perfect Sl7("‘flm. I think if he got as much profs» as he should, they would wtmt him to go to Hollywood. The ncxt comes “Lei-a" in her quiet modest way and performed tlic port of. "Tilly" and can truihfiilly snv, she did it to perfection from the very sfnrt. for n. maiden lady in a plnv is no‘. had hem l years ozxrl in mo wiry the “Play” through and is e. Children FREE “Ira, was Father, and for a grand “old man" I would like to see anyone beat him if they, can- He was afflicted with Rumalic, it must have been sore, and he 11151 kcpt the audience all in a “roar.” Bill Higgins, was Richie. He's at home on the stage to give him due credit it would ‘Lake a. whole page. They thought in Mayfleld that perhaps they were through, but Bill says we will finish up in “Sea View," David was the “Hero" his stage name was “John," I hope jiiks you» may see him performing bcforc long. Hc had all sorts of froLifes in- cnmplacntions as n2. but Prep it up "John," old ' follow‘, you j-"t did "swell." Mr. he did the "crooks" part. His actinS was marvelous but hope this wont make him vain, but if ihcy have another “Play” I hope tnrf pick him again. The last in the cast was Mar- guerite and for c. mnid she Zookod sweet and neat, Selina they call-i ed her, for that was hcr namc,| nncl at ihc last she won for her‘ cclf u “Alan? Tlic specialities t<o r/crc as good as; could be. Just ‘to sec llazcl was \\'Of‘lll s. big “fc-c“ lfyou want to Ruth was the "Pianist" and she that is quite you with such pcrfcct ease, that the harmony is grand when shc touches the key!- Thc only ching was wrong it end- ed top soon. and finished by sing- ing. Ccrolina MoonJK-N. U. S. FAVORS ITALIAN HATS ROI/IE, Aug '28 (U. PJ-Ncnrl? two million Anierlfiuns irorg ital- inn hats lust year, the government reports. r Italy exported l,7~10.000 hats, bath felt and straw, in ti"! Unizcd Stntcs lazt year. British South Africa bought nearly orie- half million felt lists and ovcr it nppnlis. lifi'.\'.‘\'f‘l‘ l: clizlrcl all h‘; IilLYilf; r.'.' a “shliiglifl for ilrii‘ irri: ill’? v. Ncrcr. comes 'l‘h'.'ln‘.n. fir» "Sin if! did wllntt‘. 160051.) stun-c; "lids" Aicgcllicr .ll:i\_\- UJ-orlwl ‘Lfibkikll (c3. and 3,651,516 StTflW hate in i010. Dare Devil BERNARD MARTIN JEFF O’,BRIEN Sensational Aviator FLYING CLUB BOMBING STUNT Three Miles West of Charlottetown‘ , Cheque and Avoid Embarrassment : ,Along The Water Frc Buntaln, Bell's Wharf Tug Fredericton, Captain Bel: arrived in port Saturday fr Annandale, P. E. I., where she attending to D. P. W. Dredge No . Captain Cosg-rove. Marine Wharf C. G- S. Bayfield, Captain Sn grove, arrived in port from Ml, dalcne Islands. Customs Cruiser Preventor, Ca" tain Coffin, sailed Saturday mor.. ing for Halifax, N. S. C. G. S. Brant, Captain Ba.‘ Kelly, now in port. PENSIONS CHECK SAVES $150.0: OTTAWA, Aug. 20.--Morc the $150,000 has already been saved l the Government as a result of th pmvluce-wide inspection being con (ducted iflo abuses and infraction of the old-age pensions rcgulstioiu lion. W. G. Martin, Minister of Pub lic welfare, stated yesterday. Commenting upon the work car vied out by the fivc inspectors en- griged in the task of checking ove: all old-age pensions, the mlnlste" declared that before the work we. finished. the province would res) an annual saving of more thus $200,000. This would be in the fom of monies refunded to the Govern~ ment and in the putting down oi abuses and fraudulent practices. "It. must be remembered that then are 39,000 pensioners in the pro vlr.cc, more than ilicre are in all the other provinces affected by old- age pensions, combined," said M! Martin “Abuses of the Ontario Act have taken place in the pest. and tb( omclals who are now conducting thl inspection are rapidly reducing them to a minimum. Pensions have been cancelled and some have been reduced. Several cases have been covered where the pcnsionel wn entitlol to receive more money and adjustments wen- mad: fr. than; cnscs. Tlrusands of dollars ha“ bccn rufuniici to the Government‘ DOBBIN STILL HOLDS OWN k hnomrx Aw: 2s (u. m —Tlic dcclnte of Old Dobbin hasrifl been g5 rapid in Arizona as mofl , Jam has gone up, as the boy said |wircn 11C rtscovcrcd that his moth- vontorship of tbs world's first autoherolne so dear. Just leave it to reacb people think, current tax record] SllOW. 'I‘here are 27,878 horses, iv in 1914. ' 1'. z.a'.'s"zi'.'a'..'. "d": 'a"&"'r=“i:-":;‘h if“ ‘ "gig-mg- g’; v3 f- "- “Limp t 71 g- i] l! h, 1'. G I lI