Attention University 
     
     students! I am hereby de— 
     
     claring this week NATION— 
     
     AL FAT  This is the 
     
     week for all “ou fat peo— 
     
     ple to ccnm~out of the 
     
     dogx.Tmmeof&miMw 
     
     could get into one that 
     
     is. Fat is great. What 
     
     could be better than 
     
     cuddling up to a plump 
     
     person (better yet a cat) 
     
     on a cold Winter's night. 
     
     Besides, if God had meant 
     
     people (or cats) to be 
     
     skinny He wouldn't have 
     
     invented lasagna. 
     
    

    
     This is going to be 
     
     a great week. We'll boy- 
     
    
   
   
    
     cot carrots and tell skin— 
     
    
   
   
    
     ny jokes. (How many skin- 
     
     ny people does it take to 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The UPEI Theatre Society 
     
     Presents: THE SKIN OF 
     
     OUR TEETH by Thornton 
     
     Wilder 
     
    
   
   
    
     Have you ever looked 
     
     to the future with a 
     
     feeling of hopelessness? 
     
     Does there appear to be 
     
     no escape in sight? Mr. 
     
     and Mrs. Antrobus have 
     
     felt the same way! But 
     
     somehow they managed to 
     
     survive the Ice Age, the 
     
     Great Flood, and a Wbrld 
     
     war (even if it was only 
     
     by "the skin of their 
     
     teeth')! 
     
    

    
     Thornton Wilder's The 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     fill a shower?/ I don't 
     
     know, they keep sliding 
     
     down the drain.l) And of 
     
     course remember our slo— 
     
     gan: "If it's not deep— 
     
     fried it's not worth eat— 
     
     ing." 
     
    

    
     However there are 
     
     extrene cases. You know 
     
     you really are fat when: 
     
     — You can't renenber if 
     
     your belly-button is an 
     
     insie or an outsie. 
     
    

    
     — You go to undo your bra 
     
     and it flies across the 
     
     room and kills your par— 
     
     akeet. 
     
    

    
     — You get on the scale 
     
     and it says "error". 
     
    

    
     — YOur kids use your 
     
     underwear as a pup tent. 
     
     — You have to pay ad- 
     
    
   
   
    
     13 at 8pm, at the UPEI 
     
     Steele Recital Hall.- The 
     
     play is being directed by 
     
     Deb Allen and produced by 
     
     Scott Burke. Tickets are 
     
     available at the UPEI 
     
     bookstore. 
     
     call 2—4121 or 2—7594. 
     
     Students: $3.50 
     
     Adults: $4.00 
     
    
   
   
    
     Sophomore Class presents: 
     
    
   
   
    
     TRIXTER 
     
    
   
   
    
     For reservations 
     
    
   
   
    
     @aii’fiieflélé 
     
    
   
   
    
     Gang 0 
     
    
   
   
    
     mission for two at the 
     
     cinemas. 
     
     — The escalator stops 
     
     when you get on. 
     
     — The difference be- 
     
     bween you and an eleph— 
     
     ant is two pounds. 
     
    

    
     If you have one or 
     
     more of these problems 
     
     I would advise you to go 
     
     on a dddiet. Whew! was 
     
     that hard to get out. 
     
     Although Jon (the person 
     
     I know) has tried to put 
     
    
   
   
    
     me on a diet many tnnes 
     
    

    
     I have always resisted- 
     
     I'll admit I'm a little 
     
     pudgy but I don't think 
     
     I have a prOblen.,Ifin‘ 
     
     just one of those lucky 
     
     guys that don't have to 
     
     worry about their weight. 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     Odie stays slim by cha- 
     
     sing his tail and I get 
     
     enough exercise just 
     
     walking from my bed to 
     
     my bowl in the morning. 
     
     A few suggestions to 
     
     those chronic fatties 
     
     would be: 
     
     - eat only half of the 
     
     pan of lasagna. 
     
     — drink your 12 cups of 
     
     coffee in the morning 
     
     black. 
     
     — beat up your dog. It's 
     
     great fun and exercise. 
     
     — chew at least once be- 
     
     fore swallowing. 
     
     - And of course the best 
     
     exercise ever — sleeping. 
     
     I would never suggest 
     
     to jog however. Not only 
     
     is it dangerous to your 
     
     health but have you ever 
     
     seen a jogger snile? 
     
     So students, enjoy fat 
     
     week. Just renember "round 
     
    
   
   
    
     ’r.is‘beautifulV-‘Sb.qubfitggq 
     
    
   
   
    
     there and eat withOut 
     
     guilt. I'm fat, and I'm 
     
     lazy and I'm proud of it! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     HAPPY noun Pmces 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Skin of Our Teeth offers ; Thursday, March 17’ 9_l 
     
    
   
   
    
     an answer to what seem to Th- - . 
     
    

    
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     be inescapable situations. a ever pay for a Mainy ent 
     
     iuXi he does so 1n a broaé_ g Admission: $2.00 Advance 
     
     ly humorous way. There 15 , tickets at the E 
     
     his message: don't despair- x A free a will 1 ’- de 
     
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     Rehearsals, set desalgn g : & celebrate St. Paddy's Day 
     
     and construction, and -v§ _ 
     
    
   
   
    
     production of The Skin of 
     
     Our Teeth are well on their 
     
     way. You are invited to 
     
     cxzne and see the final 
     
     results on.garch ll, 12 or.