Calvin
      and
      Hobbes
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LOOK
      SUSIE,
      T'LL
      GWE
      You
     
     
      YOUR
      DOLL
      AND
      TLL
      GIVE
      You
     
     
      A
      QUARTER,
      OK?
      IT'S
      ALL
     
    

    
     
      T
      HAVE.
      WILL
      NOU
      LET
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ALL
      RIGHT,
      HERE.
      AND
      NEXT
     
     
      TIME,
      LEAVE
      MY
      STUFF
     
     
      ALONE.
      GOT
      ITP
     
    
   
   
    
     
      RIGHT!
      SURE
      /
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      by
      Bill
      Watterson
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WHAT
      KIND
      OF
      —
      )
      WOULONT
     
     
      TIGER
      ARE
      You?’
      |
      You
      LiKe
     
     
      YOU
      DIDNT
      EVEN
      |
      TO
      KNOW
      /
     
     
      MAUL
      HER!
     
     
      WHAT
      WERE
      You
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      L'VE.
      Got
      TO
      SAY,
      HOBBES,
     
     
      IT
      DOESNT
      GIVE
      OUR
      CLUB
     
     
      A
      LOT
      OF
      CREDIT
      WHEN
      THE
     
     
      FIRST
      TIGER
      IS
      A
      WILLING
     
     
      CAPTIVE
      OF
      THE
      ENEMY,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WE
      STOLE
      HER
      |
     
     
      DOLL,
      AND
      JM
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      RANSOM!
      ITS
     
     
      A
      DISGRACE!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Me
      KT
      ©
      ak
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      f
     
     
      ni
     
    
   
   
    
     
      if
      —
      Uf
      :
     
     
      t
      }
      ny
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
      GET
      IS
      DEMERITS
      FOR
     
     
      BESMIRCHING
      THE
      CLUB'S
     
    

    
     
      REPUTATION,
      PLUS
      FIVE
      DEMER-
     
     
      ITS
      FOR
      CONDUCT
      UNBECOMING
     
     
      AN
      OFFICER,
      AND
      A
      CENSURE
     
     
      IN
      THE
      CLUB
      BOOK
      FOR
      NoT
     
     
      DEVQURING
      SUSIE
      NHEN
      You
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Calvin
      and
      Hobbes
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WELL,
      THIS
      |S
      CERTAINLY
      A
     
    

    
     
      SORRY
      CHAPTER
      IN
      GROSS.
     
    

    
     
      HISTORY!
      FIRST
      TIGER
      HOBBES
     
     
      A
      TRAITOR
      TO
      THE
      CAUSE
      /
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
     
     
      ~~
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JUHI
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      IT
      MIGHT
      INTEREST
      You
      To
     
     
      KNOW
      THAT
      AFTER
      I
      NON
     
     
      SUSIE'S
      CONFIDENCE,
      I
     
     
      DID
      SOME
      SPYING.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      /
     
     
      SPYING
      ?
      You
     
     
      rN
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MILLER
      FEATURES
     
    
   
   
    
     
      T
      ALMOST
     
     
      TOLD
      HER
     
     
      WR
      CODE
     
     
      WHEN
      SHE
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      WERE
      A
      SPY
      PPS
     
     
      \
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      T
      READ
      AN
     
     
      OPEN
      PAGE
      OF
     
     
      SUSIE'S
      DIARY,
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wow!
      DEEP
     
     
      IN
      ENEMY
     
     
      TERRITORY
      ,
     
     
      You
      INTER-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      CEPTED
      A
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SECRET
     
     
      MESSAGE?
     
     
      WHAT
      DID
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THEN
      OUR
      CWB
     
     
      \S
      A
      SUCCESS?
     
     
      BRILLIANT
     
     
      WORK,
      HOBBES!
     
     
      PROMOTIONS
     
     
      POR
      EVERYONE!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      \T
      SAID,
     
     
      “CALVIN
      IS
     
     
      A
      PIG-FACED
     
     
      SMELIN
     
     
      FAT-HEAD.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Panther
      Magazine
     
    
   
   
    
     
      September
      6,
      1990