Dear Ben by Richard Arsenault You’ve trained long and hard To get to the top You’ve done it in quick easy strides And then came the day In Seoul, I must say Where you took Canada’s first gold with prid Canadians cheered With national pride When you finally crossed that white line As you broke the old record And ran like a leopard You became the fastest man alive But now there’s a fuss About steroid and stuff They’ve taken your title away You’ve shattered our hopes And left us to cope With our newest hero flushed down the drain Hang in there Ben uu Hui Q l > t Other Problems by Cal T. I switched on the news the other day I) Popular brawny man got his medal taken away How could we let this happen, we should have known “I think he’ll loose up to 15 mill” “Why did he take those damn pills” man asks How could we let this happen, we should have known I picked up the paper the other day Flicked through the greyish pages What did it say? m Nation disgraced, nation mourns ruling How could we let this happen, we should have known 20 pages, 1 1/2 hours later now I’ve got all the information Made headlines, front page stuff, topic of discussion on TV for days Tonight man beats wife, child goes hungry, teenager OD’s How could we let this happen, we should have known Quote of the Week “We have to educate ourselves on the things that are completely obvious.’ -Lisa Murphy, VP Academic (Wyonna & Naomi) Greatest Hits This album was produced in 1988 by Brent Maher for Maher ave . When It’s Love . Voodoo Thing . Round and Round - Never Tear Us Apart - Don’t Be Cruel - Nobody’s Fool - The Locomotion CON OO FP WN . Simply Irresistible - . Sweet Child O’ Mine . Wait for Me 4 - Bad Medicine . Superstitious . Something to Live For : Forever Young - The Dead Heart . Between the Lines . Levity - Hold Me Down - Endless Love - It’s Over Now - Komono - Runaway . IBU . Don’t Worry, Be Happy for October 6-12 Van Halen - Bobby McFerrin Colin James Frozen Ghost Inxs Cheap Trick Kenny Loggins Kylie Minogue Robert Palmer Guns ’N’ Roses The Northern Pikes Bon Jovi Europe Barney Benthall & the Legendary Hearts Rod Stewart Midnight Oil David Wilcox Ian Thomas One to One Eye Eye Honeymoon Suite The Beach Boys Matt Minglewood Roman Grey The Primitives Productions and RCA Records. Greatest Hits features the best of the Judds. This mother- daughter team has become a ma- jor country music act in just five years. This album features one new single, Give a Little Love, which has already done very well onthe country music charts. Among my favorite songs here are their early smash hit, Mama He’s Crazy, as well as Grandpa (Tell me Bout the Good Old Days) - winner of several country music awards. Two other judsy songs are Girls Night Out and Love is Alive. For this album the Judds really collected their best. Great- est Hits is a must for any Judds . Crash Thursday, October 6, 1988== Bennigram QMarmmMHnNO-P rr Cmtze NOrBaANRHA Pr Bzamoovwvde THEA MQAHTOWK PH DDH MN Fa NH MDA rPrPHNOBRWArPoOaA es FH DNVASMNHAH VOOR A FPraroxH#cCwH OMMrPnbrPpro QOorMmreaoomtNnNoRmWaant uu S2> mRMPraqwonamnwooxw7womna COrPmADAMMMyDHAHPrOH FS PunumonwreBeasDNnmMrevedeowioo pm GQaqeH UWDPAPUOOMamrmauvovzron oS | H Solution to Week’s Chemmiegram QrorrArrran<onNnrHxz Ha2SAMHmMmwontwvuvnasarmoao HOAROF SNH RPORMRHGHM RA WOrPHADMDHRBOQSPHMeraxXnznor HrmaztvourymoR MH am m mw Sumocgqrmyareruourunur for the competitive mind Last Sufficiently Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Magic anabolic Astaphan Canada champion controversey dishonor drugtest forfeit goldmedal hundredmetre Jamaica Johnson Korea Lewis MazdaGroup NineSevenNine __olympics relayrace sabotage scandal Seoul setup silence stanozolol Stern steroids testosterone track urinalysis Note: an extra ‘Z’ at the end. worldrecord Page 9