INSIDE
     
     
      TINE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      News.
      ..CIMN’s
      new
      plan
      of
      attack;
      the
      media
      fee.
     
     
      Page
      3
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Canadian
      Immigration
      story
      or,
      how
      much
      is
      that
     
     
      citizenship
      worth.
     
     
      Page
      4
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Arts
      &
      Entertainment...
      Richard
      Wood,
      inter-
     
     
      viewed
      by
      Ryan
      O’Connor/
      the
      cinephile
      reviews
     
     
      Trekkies
      and
      Double
      Jeopardy.
     
    

    
     
      Page
      6
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Album
      Reviews.
     
     
      Page
      9-10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sperts...
      The
      Panthers
      soccer
      team’s
      weekend
      /
      —
     
     
      National
      story
      on
      the
      trials
      and
      tribulations
      of
      the
      golf
     
     
      hacker.
      |
     
     
      Page
      11-12
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Cadre
      Interview..
      .
      Wade
      MacLauchlan;
      Part
     
     
      three
      of
      three.
      ee
     
     
      Page
      14
      ae
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pelitics.
     
     
      Page
      18
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dead
      Letter
      Office...
      The
      MacLauchlan
      installa-
     
     
      tion
      /
      the
      creativity
      of
      the
      foul
      mouth,
      or
      lack
      thereof.
     
     
      Page
      19
      .
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Vaults...
      Tales
      from
      Cadres
      Past.
     
     
      Page
      20-21
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Best
      ef
      the
      1990's...An
      aging
      hipsters
     
     
      guide
      to
      the
      best
      twenty
      records
      of
      the
      decade.
     
     
      Page
      22
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fact
      &
      Opinien...The
      origin
      of
      Russian,
      etc.
     
     
      Page
      23
      ae
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Long
      and
      Savage
      Road
      Ahead
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      used
      to
      have
      this
      friend
      who
      operated
      under
      the
      philosophy
     
     
      that
      since
      everything
      ends
      eventually,
      no
      responsibility
      need
     
     
      be
      taken
      for
      one’s
      own
      faults
      and
      shortcomings.
      He
      theorized
     
     
      that
      since
      the
      most
      beautiful
      among
      us,
      those
      most
      gifted
     
     
      with
      light,
      seem
      to
      be
      tossing
      in
      their
      hands
      at
      an
      alarming
     
     
      rate;
      perhaps
      they
      know
      something
      we
      do
      not.
      So
      my
      friend
     
     
      operated
      on
      the
      premiss
      that
      whatever
      he
      had
      to
      do
      to
      make
     
     
      himself
      happy
      in
      the
      short
      term,
      he
      would
      do
      it-and
      fuck
      the
     
     
      consequences.
      He
      would
      date
      and
      leave
      women
      with
      no
     
     
      explanations
      or
      excuses-one
      day
      he
      would
      leave
      them
      and
     
     
      never
      contact
      them
      again.
      “Easier
      that
      way,”
      he
      would
      tell
      me,
     
     
      “because
      all
      the
      ex
      is
      going
      to
      want
      to
      do
      is
      sob
      and
      feel
      bad,
     
     
      she
      don’t
      need
      me
      for
      that.”
      He
      would
      work
      jobs
      for
      a
      period
     
     
      of
      time
      and
      then
      just
      abruptly
      leave,
      sometimes
      in
      the
      middle
     
     
      of
      his
      shift.
      Not
      because
      he
      was
      angry,
      or
      bored,
      or
      even
     
     
      unhappy.
      He
      just
      had
      a
      feel
      when
      things
      would
      end
      and
      al-
     
     
      ways
      liked
      to
      get
      out
      before
      the
      getting
      out
      became
      compli-
     
     
      cated.
      He
      took
      massive
      amounts
      of
      drugs
      and
      drank
      Crown
     
     
      Royal,
      almost
      exclusively
      straight
      from
      the
      bottle.
      He
      would
     
     
      herd
      into
      beer
      parlours
      and
      night
      clubs
      in
      hopes
      of
      picking
      up
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
      girl,
      which
      he
      did
      occasionally,
      but
      usually
      he
      would
      end
      up
     
     
      talking
      to
      the
      wrong
      person
      and
      provoking
      some
      kind
      of
      me-
     
     
      lee,
      which
      he
      could
      never
      quite
      avoid.
      He
      did
      not
      fight
      well
     
     
      and
      so,
      it
      must
      be
      said,
      he
      took
      beats
      more
      often
      than
      not.
      It
     
     
      got
      so
      bad
      that
      he
      would
      have
      to
      bring
      an
      extra
      shirt
      to
      the
     
     
      bar
      ,
      in
      preparation
      for
      the
      certainty
      that
      he
      would
      get
     
     
      thumped.
     
    

    
     
      My
      friend
      is
      dead
      now.
      A
      non-suicide,
      suicide,
      if
      you
      will.
     
     
      A
      move
      so
      unsurprising
      that
      it
     
     
      never
      even
      entered
      my
      mind
      that
     
     
      he
      would
      have
      died
      any
      other
     
     
      way.
      Instead
      of
      feeling
      ashamed
     
     
      and
      angry
      for
      him
      |
      am
      happy
      that
     
     
      he
      decided
      to
      cash
      his
      check
      as
     
     
      he
      wished.
      For
      me,
      however,
      this
     
     
      provides
      no
      great
      lesson,
      or
      inspi-
     
     
      ration.
      There
      is
      no
      greatness
      left
     
     
      in
      dying.
      It
      is
      old
      and
      uninteresting
     
     
      The
      true
      challenge
      is
      living,
      and
     
     
      prospering-emotionally
      more
      than'Tiscally
     
     
      and
      finding
      everlasting
      love.
      For
      me
      it
      is
     
     
      about
      keeping
      the
      rabbits
      at
      bay
      and
     
     
      minding
      the
      elephants.
      If
      you
      know
      what
     
     
      I'm
      sayin.’
      Selah.