:
      ‘
      :
      Problem
      1:
      No
      paid
      parking
      pass.
      Problem
      2:
      Parked
      OK.
      Meet
      Bob’s
      van
      (aka
      Victim
     
     
      In
      th
      lled.
      Th
      drill.
      Th
     
     
      Tea
      businese
      or
      ene
      falke
      were
      pout
      on
      the
      frikin
      curb!
      Solution:
      TOW
      THAT
      FOO!
      Come
      on
      #2).
      Bob's
      not
      his
      real
      name
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      get
      ticked
      people.
      Offroad
      means
      offroad
      as
      in
      the
      country.
      Not
      but
      assigning
      a
      name
      is
      impor-
     
     
      :
      that
      you
      can
      drive
      off
      the
      road
      and
      park
      on
      the
      side-
      tant.
      You'll
      see.
      Why
      was
      Bob’s
     
     
      walk!
      A
      moment
      of
      silence
      please
      for
      victim
      #
      1.
      van
      towed?
      Hmmm...
      Well,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      apparently
      laziness
      isn’t
      a
      reg-
     
     
      isterable
      disability
      and
      therefore
     
     
      parking
      in
      the
      handicapped
     
     
      spot
      wasn’t
      allowed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      So.
      As
      |
      was
      watching
      victim
      #
      3
      getting
      rigged
      up
      to
      be
      hauled
      away,
      things
      looked
      like
     
     
      they
      might
      get
      interesting.
      Why?
      See
      the
      dude
      in
      red
      on
      the
      left?
      Meet
      Bob,
      and
      he
      looks
     
     
      pissed
      off.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      Is
      that?
      No.
      Can’t
      be.
      Well
     
     
      sit
      is.
      Bob
      returned.
      Didn't
     
     
      park
      in
      a
      handicapped
     
     
      spot
      this
      time
      but
      the
      park-
     
     
      ‘ing
      pass?
      Nope.
      Careful
     
     
      Bob.
      You'll
      get
      towed
     
    

    
     
      |
      again
      doing
      that.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      was
      gonna
      ask
      Bob
      for
      a
      com-
     
     
      ment
      but
      he
      was
      volunteering
     
     
      them.
      I’d
      print
      one
      but
      I’d
      be
      up
     
     
      on
      charges.
      Morally
      indecent
      |
     
     
      think
      they
      call
      it?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      Cadre
      March
      9,
      2004
      page
      13