_ , 4 "-ri'
tr »,
#slug
Jun what passed
Ki d the complain
honor,
liste. one
a dozen
lump of
Fo ws;-n
U bl [&6f'|I8n Why my ggc
v fkyljlpul ‘ con
£0  ew- __orit woman to hu-
9|0ll lflflid. .He scsrcel page
59933131 My llrst husbsn gym,
 .UQ nl QM &_\nythl1_¢ I cooked
‘___ __ su tell your present bus
ts the reasonl*
lb
~ FIM-“When _she hit hitn with the
his lun. ala.l_x knock mm senseless?
_ She: “Y.eq. !~~hf»u1¢l taunt ro. t
 Bra sonn tn marry,"
é.
A 'lltlk of Envy.
A friend oi Uenutor Tiilmans had
been cslleq qt upstart. when this
(Mt Wu narrated :git senetor Lt
5 lurigheon in me
smiled thoughtfully gn
An upstart I'vo dlic vena. is ¢
man who hu made for more of A
'H0000 ln lite than the chap who
knocks him to you."
F vorltq Fl len
bl 0 th! I K
'?:lev_?_§:_I-shoe ug Pilglnieigr _
Out of My gay. I Allure ;;u."B
‘The Bed Was Very Com! uhh
Mai. Irons, 1 slept Like a ob
Reformed peillng
‘Your Este ed Favor of Yeltsf
I Never Felt Behr in My Life"
Why Father. I Don't Know une
Card from Another-"'
If I thought It Wu Doing Ms
tho Least Harm Pa Quit It in s
Minute.-Chicago Tribune.
'I nm inclined to think. Ill! _I
man, “that our friend Mr. Grafton
Grabb was created un the Sabbath."
"For what reason?"
"We are told that an hone-st men
is the noblest work of the _Cre_dtor.
»nd also that on the _seventh day
_lie Creator rested." `
An altercation arose between e
farmer and n eo-called expert ln
agriculture.
"Sir," said the expert. “do you
realize that I have been at two unl-
verelllrs. one in this country and
one in Ger_many-’."’
"What of thin?" asm-ended the
farmer. with a faint smile. "I had
a cel! _nursed by two cows. and the
more _hr was nursed the greatol-
caif he grew," ' "
Modern __Ethiqe. _
A bo_v's Sunday School tesomr
one du' Du: the followiril Question
to him: '
"There are two rich men. oneof
whom madeihis fortune by honest
indultry. while the other made his
by fraud. Now. which of these
men would ybu prefer to be?"
“Which made the mos`t'.” the boy
Bilked sharply. .- ' '
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Jones fins liet-+ll"§léllt. tu the Station to Met'-t Roh-i.usull. Wiioln Ho llas _\’e\fel Seen liul \l.'hu Has Been Ile-
i . .
_ '. \
\\w t-lltll: nl.nsEl.vl€s
scribed to Him an honking Iiemarkailly Like Himself.
_ Jones: Ah! Mr. Robinson. I Preslune.
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will-in-4-un-at-htlu-t-,|_,,
THE
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"There were twn nctressen in
an enrly play of mine," said an
author. “both very beautiful; but
the leading actress was thin. She
quarolied one -lay at rehearsal with
the other lady, nntl she ended lhfl
qnarrl by szlyiln; huughtily:-~ ~
" ‘Rrmembelg pit-slso. that I am \he
Star/
~ ’= ‘~'Yes, l‘l¢nnw you're (hr star/ the
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' ‘lW_|_lll»_, 'lids-en. wlmifs all the fuss about?"
ir we a ein in hill 's lt/-st.unlmielt."
__, “Pl_f“]_\_&_.:le.s.'B`-'¥°¢
P Y .
Fido! I
of cards bl"Uk0
at the clock. .It
etarted for home.
time he could.
at the front
clothes In°the
bedroom. and
with the ease
est
and he
that on cold
on Jumping
w-hen
under
in _her
head.
she
presence ot mind
hand,  llil
,bt'|r¢l.lf"
an I- do for
--lt..
$'t\\"'.* <
his :mow oe e.
the hu-
walk-
the
RCW
O
his head
~ef old
Better lt
_4eld__nila
-the
‘,'¢3'1°°~
"It’s curious." said Brown, “how
coming events cast their sh~\d.»\vs
before them. l‘li \~-'flger' a liver none
uf you gentlemen can fuess ,_whu_t
was the lust thing played on the
uirgl-ln at the time nf the tire." _
“"l‘he Lollt (‘llord.‘ suggested
Smith.
Brown shook his head.
°"Dies lrs‘e.' laid the clanitlel
gentlbmllh , '
Brown shook 'lie head.
"What watilt. .then'.".' asked the
practical i_u_eln_b¢r. ' _ _'
Brown got 'tl'p,. reached tor his
hai, and went to’\_tlle door. Then
he 'r§pii»d:_- ~
"The hosel" . . ~ ~
other retorted, eyeing with an
amused _:_-lnliie the leading aetres~s's
long. sliril iignre; ‘but yull`d look
better. my de-nr. if you were a little
mataor."f '
"Can you build rt stack ' said the
farm!-r to n illborer who wanted n
job » . e
 f ' ~ ._-,,.-tv f  -.-». ~ -» ~
rf' -*J ~'*“'-.*"f=f”?B1ff'i"T cane- 4 I Ic°fl`n lnulid a :tacit
- h h the Staci( was nearly com-
ple ed, the hotttnn shot out and the
stack da-me to the ground ns ilu:
al _a pancake.
_“I th_o\_lght you enitl you could
ulljd A stuck 'ne shape of nn egg,"
' thh farmer.
'- " I did. But I didn't say
Sill! ‘liar i_t'wu`s nf hailed egg or' tl
fried t~he.'-'
thgylhabe ot an egg!
An Awful Plight.
Mrs, Newetl: “l am ill all awful
tix, mnmnln"
Airs. Elugiobeluk: “\\'hal is the
ll|li.ter‘."
Mrs. Newell; "I went thru
Georges not-item last night tc hunt
for cllange. ns ynn udvisetl me lo,
and I Iunntl some It-ttvrs whivh I
Save hinl tu post last week. land
now I dare nm sr-old uhlnli the let-
ters ful' fear ilv>'il svnill ahnllt my
Eolng thru his nt..-item'
The Ideal Picture.
A pzllnler of lin- "lln|»l'tssslonisi"
school is now rullflni-ll ill ll lllnllllr
M)‘ltlm. To all |ll=l~.~lfills wlln \'l.»lt
his studio hr says: "i.nt»|< here;
this is the late-sl lnttslerplst-u -if my
__u_qgl_positlon." 'i‘ht-.5 limit. untl ies
"DUIUIB but tm ekpanse ur Dara
ooilvtla. They ask: "\\'hnl dons that
lepl'estmt'.“'
'1'I‘hlit'.’ Why, that represents the
lgassase of the Jews thru the Bed
ear
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The Reward.
T le \\nrltrn.lll lil engage; -
Cd\¢tiillg npr-lul..|ll‘ . \\_.g
digging
The wlnfalel l’ I r lllqtllsitite
turn of lllillli atllppefi for I lnonlrl
tu look on
mall s.i.ll ih-» w.lv...tl<-~
leniill. ui tile \t»\l thug L, lol
The wuriullnll 'tl-lketi np
\ une-y he lrp‘ eu
Mllllel’ at .iletl lin. nmae il
\\ayfarel \ ullrn do \ ll
p t ln s riite x
Salulduy leplwni he \\..litnlan.
and resumed upel.tll..n..
A Title to Bs Defandvd
Vihnl ale \t»ll gwllg .ti eul le
nen wild
Regillllli Uietlldt, le '=
Biigglns
Lsnl Reginald t`l..n”e' a rather
Affezlell ll.lmc
es \\:lll lrrl it .» .lp
be .l fighlel .ind I fam) :hal Reg
inaitl L‘l.il1dt»' \\‘il =ii1r_ sulrlofllng
e\'ely lime he gurls lo :L new sallam."
,  "    itTHH.t¢Hl§t9'HM@lmll=Gvr§D1~tN   _ _   _
_ . f _ ~ , . _ ~ ,..., -
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""""""""' """""" "-JA.
.»\ young ir‘5h vu-J.1£~ Wls i|=`Ull*.:|-
lm# ilu. n_'s‘. =e1n'.l.n and »h.._u` i...
his idx: me lllilaclr 1-: lil. ...elves
and rlrlllee
lie was vel) llr;'.'f;us, uni reel
.:: ‘Ann mel' fed hvt- pf-cryin it I.
tire ill-eueilllti .:..\rh el l.:'a-all .l.'..|
flw lllmsllltl ltel..s‘
Thrlt-.lr the .ll lm; lI~ ,.' '.t»alf s
rllulllluluti ;.z.ii rnnngr. ..» l.,
l.e.t:.i. _
"'i'nS.£'s l.ll l- .-'.t-lf. tfiprt -
L--lllu ti-~ i2.ll .l._».-|~,I,"
‘inf .t.' . t- .,.
lily ll»Ll.rt\: .. riur..l.;
lily will-.' l~\;. =,..1 . .~; .
Lille. Ani lite) l J i. < e .
peoplt- \\‘ _ll ll»» .~o..r -' - . .
B flew fi.~".e:'
lie pa.::la -1.--lofi* .P
ed 0\'e‘ line p. lit eu _- l
"i_‘f\l`.i   ll.~ ll ~ .
iJ-`>.»"-""
Iilurun-‘ l-:.~e;i ~'..- .il
enum- l -vit.
"Alai mv.-. .'...»`l .._. ' -~
ggi "!i:» p-.~.~
M5-__\_| .\._ _ ,, ,___ .
\\'l'.‘ll 't'."r.:.z : ' ' ’
5'.3nll»l\ '
»..<.`.
_ _ _“ mow: no you know. Mr. Goldbeggs, that my daughter has set her
eyes upon you ‘.’
il . i : Hun she. really? _
liflmllii-,.;ge\':»,€nl,*l’tr|:»‘ lousy she said, ‘°'l‘hut's the sort uf _gentleman I
sllnuld like for my fMl\""~"
;e_,,;______ _-__f_ ____ -;_:_._.__.___-i___...,__._._ f__....____--_-_-_
_I V -rho But g;d,,_ Wanted. Football Reporters 4'
1 ` _‘_
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Truiller: l tin my best to k¢°P
oll the ouislllc- of 'vln-"
I A Star Pedestrian.
"Beg pnrlinn, hni where is the Tl“’5‘”`- "“l“'i\ \\~“\' .\'U\1 B lead-
uea?" ' ‘ ing n1an'."‘
"lt has been driven ba(-kg' , Ile: "\\'h_v dill that prei,t_\' girl Forzeaz "When lht-, enlnneny had
"And Where are the Mews?" lnrtrry that nitl mlser."
, "They have rrossnti over."
“And the I~lxl':mnns'."' -
"Will be here dirt-otly, 'I‘hnt‘s the
 1 Quiet-. _Dui Vi|lb|`_ dart of painting I like; slrntlle, sug-
,yfitmt -'sm-tl inmli -rl quiet little tslfire nu-1 \»nuretenm»ur."
pl»_rl_oll_'illnt I‘m' dill"p'rlsed' to heal'
thrall t\>l=1i_l‘in§ n'din_hhal1nl.is skirt." -
` ¢tinn:~_ "Pt>rilups #hr believes _in'
tm- -ntl sdyltlg that little -girls should
he seen.. l.\nt_ no't`l1_eari1."` 
 A`~i;»>»»"»llll..... » . ' ~'“."*=@~"~“`“~'_‘_='_-=-=»==
.~=ln_t_1_te _'nat-;ilf-',~i_ rilen' ot eonuolatlon
le 'llltu the- _ruling g|ri’tl, whose t»ldei°
slzltell, lll>e=rilll; .llltulllér mirror, laid: .
"‘l‘ime in tolling on me. I can aes
alt* t‘l'¢~l»-plxlg' un."
"Nl‘\'<~l-_' mind. dear." enid the
yrllihi' girl.. "‘(‘ullsnle- yourself. You
ure inltillmr illrt- an uid aw yon look."
` Getting Even.
A woman ellterwl n tram-cnr and
hlx)ilu».n<»d.»tu tain- :l soul infront of
rl lfewiy-marriott couple. Sin-. who
llnrrlly at-ulv-el before the couple
lieghn nmkln-_; rnmurks uhuut her
ll/hlrh sonlwlli the passengers lnilst
have heard. l
Hel' inet, yf~ur's llollllet and cloak
weref freely l~ritirlzell, with more or.
Ilslh ie`iirg‘iin|; nn the lll'lde's pnrt;
and tlierl- Ins nu telling whl4.i lnliht
libre L-om# next if the woman had
llht _pllt`:l sndtiell sitip to tile coll-
verl\s.lion_ ily u, hit of cit-.rf-r femi-
nine strategy. ».
‘ She tul-neil hor head, noticed that
this _lirldv was considerably older
:null lite. urltlegl-...nt-., ...ntl lt. the
enihothlist- nl' tones snlti;
` f‘M‘ndaln‘, will you please have
your sml-rlmtovtt ms rent from the
baclttof my 'oh-\ir'."' - ' --
Ji "(atthr several drinks): ‘3sy,
The tra-llbrl-ltident benuty of full-
inl slliumn. leaves is en_tIl~eL\= lost nn
tina man who is wm~rylnz.r llurmt hls
winter cglii slllapiy. ' _
She: "He mid he'ti llin for her.
to walk but-I: from Wigan."
and she took the l‘lN\nt‘e." An Autumn Prayer
Subtle Blarney.
°"  “rom” Aithu wc il»\’t-. to prllise in rhyme
’l`il.= senson ol' lh~.- ro.-ae,
_ _\V:l|tress: "Thai fellow there WLM-tl glnd thi- giiotl old summer-
lranls some hot wnthr to weaken his mm.
r-ol“l'e»:7" ___ is drawing in a rlcloe;
,_____,,l,"mF"""“ l""°W`l“""'5 |`l:*“'3"" i-`t»l- now, wlnn mine tha cooler
- ' ullys.
__,______,_-_-1......._.._-.,,;_._.._,___...._......- To ndtl in tlur r=~ hiss.
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‘ »
We lions-, the girls will mend their
ways, `
find lull .ln some inure clothes.
A Polite Sting.
4 hislldp. nt n l-»-rtnin congress.
spoke. and al. ih».~ clone of hill ad-
drbs- the nunlencn began to tile-
perlll-. -
A kelltlerglan who was down onthe
DI'&',lra nl or nn ntl ruse touched
the iilsllup'| slenve and murmured:
"I -need not speak. I hardly think
they expect. me."
"Uh, lo be sure they do!" cried the
bishop. "Tn he sure they do! Dan'l:
you sn- ll.e_\"re all going?"
A Lesson.
“The Charity worker," says one
of tlieln. “ls ai\va_vs learning. 'We
can is-urn mnr-ll from tho destitute-
"H¢r9’s‘f‘ fl|‘lllk- llUY» 'mt I "Ulm lf Wm be ll ¢°9\l'"»| 0|\¢‘- 0l\'~’" Thus, apropos nf lln~ nl'ft-ctatloll of
“No fear. I uln’l no toeiutuiler. nm- I uln't no ten c-nritlie." smm, of ,,,_.,. .uhm ‘H,|,,,.,_ I ,mee
'  ’ 1 ' 5 _.I 1  -'- "'1r::*"‘ ~r~'~“--t_':,;~__."' _;_i._:
_ ` Prevention.
"George, what ure you burning.
dear?" sho asked. going in the grate
alld peering over his shoulder.
_"The letters I wrole you hefnre wc
were lnlrrlbd."- ‘ t » `
‘.You heartless' wretch! I won-
de' if-all men are so devoid oflsentl-
M_lt‘&‘;lht'n`,.,yoll'\'e heen need to _m¥nt? You-~" , _ _ _
wLhi‘i_ng§»kllts,_ llnvenft yon?" - _ ‘I am lioin¢_ it in your ginterestt
. l s_¢_onnelll_ ."r_rey, mon, rtttherz" \ fde_;r.» i'm tryna; wrlx tiling: spthst
..lln_t1l_¢:» "‘1‘_hous_ht .so. , i ns.ven't
potiogdwoltfbut your hand in your
nbllx f '.‘m\y'- .. ‘ 
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A
 tm .ivory __
._ ' 'lf _, t , » l O gh ‘ws pines entirely tw. glue nm-
¢i_¢||qs|»,_lla.?*,‘.__  __ . sfenlt »s..tt¢ms». _
_ _ l ` »
~.
t
V hour. Kors. _ what 0-ru
,1_ L
,e-,.
.
aw’
l
w on 1 dtla liobody.cal'l\_dib_butef1lY
W i on the ground ot insanity."
- - _ ‘W sul-lun  »-
_ E. .  him! prtgnltlis &'°_»'u\’r:{n on nts
t o the wicked, an _H31
mr man'lnet‘sn~utd 'worhgllrvxll
n. for. i:\ar..|¢osoi1>llll‘ `UI'0l$0lll|-
'_ *'"*.'ll°..l.!‘.‘i.=  _. l-"2 ~ »
fl hb’D_e` my ierinon has .borne
frlsi . .You heard -about 'the 'p had
wil e ,Lula thsre,¢nttll.na..t»¢lllils
._ ..
e|i_|if%W,»hlll|¢__ u .teeth 1'" .. .; ._
, as. to lint?" _sntswel-sd 0::
,‘.~' 1' ' \ n to. .
be tllle:"“i.3ot.lh;‘;n gnuh t:?ll’u
h 'elnlé-il a "i."  ~ ., .\\
‘ ' ]l¢§mllt°"l1ll.f§"l§-fll'fl"wul nt-
sl »_. lsilishig  tits __€_E_|-l9_2%l‘_£o:
‘ ¥.7.l‘.- i’t..'-"l€.‘.£‘....‘*i’.'.' 2. .l nit.
.4 _ - ‘H _ ,
 ...‘:‘.2.l.l:l‘:L'. ':.l.'.‘.ii.'__§..._.Y.il‘:
. -s dents; the hnmlt; t\'\ht0#
_ _"_ -_,li :Phyto spotter
li llouisiiulti was _tlisnr ed, by
t A lrr'lmtiistiil»t'tite two ~
dilute. for z e mornin: m lhstum-
_ .rft
' %r thlvf lm ending not-mt.
ly tltent si nr-tl\e‘Atiit`l“illn`s
&\'»~t in~
~ er osrrlrti lzntessagr lo'tlt1trf`ll.her,
hrihf but Qillpllnllrzf "Tillie 'hack
yollr boys; send .mn the earth-
qulke." _ ‘
Vsrl%i.v may be the Wifi 0! lil'
till-ig t. but some of the variety
, l
.  . 1sff..f~r'~  ‘ e ° 1
. ard u raglgtd le c a
lls iill hop l a
Tha gm(-er; "I thlny ||\~lng»gg,.1. auilooi trout say. us he in-i_ll u chick-
‘tlng changer. F'l~1llsial\ce. lwo yet-tra ell leg in one tial :intl .l not potato
sigh fhenl like wulllfl lllive vol-il you lil _ll_‘f‘ “lll*f"1__
5U.p@,. .c,.M_ m.,r,,_--. i ‘ ‘Pho irouom uinint iuhls man-
- The l;u9;0m,,r_ -"rm, year, “gm hers is ilnu they was invented hy
when these eggs were fresh, they l»>0UI1lL‘ _"Wil" \\"\S "¢‘\'!F VBYY
would have been 'gurth _more." h\U1KfY-
solllr- viilugr- fnrllhaii KTf‘\\»~i2
cause if-ss sensation than the \"..9ll
ol' li l-wporler. 'i'm-relnre, when rl
llressman does appear. ll is on;,l
natural lhfll he shlnlid ln- made
lnllrh of.
Lille lit the lnenlhers of a northern
trznb nllsrrl-eil u smarzlv-rlresseo man
writing an l:llt>l‘\‘ais ill tt ia; note
\.l»ui;_ und lnllneliiatriv aslcnu him ~ll»
lu his ilouse. After a royal llnle with
\/vine an l cigars. ihe host rnse. el the
stroke nf zen. uneasliy.
"Yt.n‘ii lluvr lo he sending off thou
notes now. i lrr:i:on." he hinted.
opening the door.
".\'n1t=s'? what nr»tes'.“ asked the
lt:°arlg~r, loelclng puzzled.
"Wny, the nuzl-,s ron were Lakin;
for the Miolhnll paber this after-
lumix."
"Oh, lilemi" t-lied the stranlrer
hrighlening ut., “Bless ron, thvm
wPl‘t=ll`l for tl p:lpel‘,. i'm no penlly
u-lint-r, llle, The l'i\lh asked mi* if-
llallle 'em a nr‘Cr- fnr N-l:l\'l-#lr "_l'-
glnulli. rn' I wal ~cal¢llnti:.' how
lnllrh turf it wl»n.t_1 lotta .ti to
“/  /  Yisltnr: "lllllv tin you gn nbout it "ii _ _ __ _ __ _
_ n. __ _ ‘O keev lm nn, Ruud FMR uf mf. ani. ills uppenrallor til' :i gihllst wolii.
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A rountry lnlnlsll-r intl _l.l. .
celved his first roll ln n wha.
church, ond his \\.l’J_. of cnursr. was
highly excited. so much so itll sil-
was obliged to :eil e_\‘\=r_\'hody rf ";~:
[ood news. (Inu day she mel a lr- rn
er's wife, nn.l»t|es'.'|'.n llle cf,.r.~.s~rsl~
li_on.‘ _ __ »
_ "Do you imulv. Mn|\._lInys»tm'." I-‘ie
said. "my lnlshsnfl ,!'l».'s ,lull umurll
the incllrhiaencv of- x_'t~`rluijrl». ».l.'i l
t;sn_'_t ieil you hoivwtsllt-hilt! lr.
"Yes" re-piind-tnAns»tn;»s.tnr~i¢~ ~.ll
lady, "I quite nndt- _llilid l.n\v .\'ul:
feel. I ffl: just 'that \fl_\_v.n'ilun nt.:
_nil won .hs first drill lti ‘.hu .futili-
I ovl'.‘ ‘- f
The Bihlrllft '
Mr. (auxin: "T.“lzt»ll,ntantl.: Mus
Pane says there Is- li;,het‘.'.>l '-vn~
:reall-ll wi'.‘. l._m- l»irrh."_ r
l\‘li.~~| 1-`§'~!.`f'.<: 'kqlt l"'.'1. I'l|~~."»2, i.".l
the dale."
qorr; ol' ilu-\ Sln°’~'\.
Call me .,~l.-'. ‘.frl‘-.lr mnll'l\"'.
’l‘l~at l':\l»"l 1':l\t» l 'nm' til-\"»'»~
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