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     Hall Happenings 
     
    
   
   
    
     The UPEI Semi-formal dance 
     
     was held in Saturday, March 3rd, 
     
     in the ballroom of the Charlot- 
     
     tetown Hotel. Approximately 
     
     fifty couples (that’s 100 peo 
     
     ple, for any Engine-ears read- 
     
     ing this article.... Can Engine— 
     
     ears read!?) had a great time 
     
     dancing to the music of “Sights 
     
     and Sounds”. Some highlights 
     
     ofthe evening’s festivities in- 
     
     cluded Greg “The Shoe-and— 
     
     Sockless Cro—Mag” Campbell’s 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     impersonation of Michael Jack- 
     
     son (or was it his pet monkey 
     
     Bubbles?). Mary Yule, how- 
     
     ever, won the night’s talent con- 
     
     test with her vivid portrayal of a 
     
     drunk falling off a chair. Thanks, 
     
     Mary. 
     
    

    
     Also making an appearance, 
     
     not to mention’ an impression, 
     
     was The Backwards Baseball Cap 
     
     Gang (namely, Travis, Andrew, 
     
     and Ron), who crashed the fes- 
     
     tivities on a wild “Goose” chase. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     “MON DAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
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     A W@G caanaTiOn 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hotel security would like to thank 
     
     you boys for giving them a 
     
     chance to exercise their author- 
     
     ity. Speaking of security, “Os- 
     
     sifer Spiccoli” was on duty Satur- 
     
     day night, busily preventing ho- 
     
     tel security from evicting the oc- 
     
     cupants of rooms 319 and 321. 
     
     It seems some of the patrons 
     
     were celebrating a little too ro- 
     
     bustly. Besides the fact that one 
     
     of the Second—Floor Bernardine 
     
     girls could not remember who her 
     
    
   
   
    
     Thursday, March 15, 1990 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     * date was, and the fact that K. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Wells didn’t get any sleep at all 
     
     (we won’t disclose the reason), an 
     
     excellent time was had by all. Be- 
     
     fore moving on to other news, we 
     
     would like to thank all the people 
     
     who made this event a success, es- 
     
     pecially Heather Riehl, who spent 
     
     hours organizing the Co-Ed. 
     
    

    
     In other news, the Marian 
     
     Hall chapter of the CSA (Dave 
     
     Higgins and Andrew van Wart) 
     
     were busy conducting structural 
     
    
   
   
    
     189 Kent Street, 
     
    
   
   
    
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     mati specials pop up 
     
     throughout the night- — 
     
     every night 
     
    
   
   
    
     the c Hour Happy Hour 
     
     7 to 10 p.m. Monday thru Thursday 
     
    
   
   
    
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     tests to determine the breaking 
     
     point of beer bottles. Their work 
     
     was “rewarded” by a visit from 
     
     an appreciative R.A., Scott “Ker- 
     
     mit” Gallant. Scott “Oh, Man!!” 
     
     Harper has been victimized daily 
     
     by the “room rearrangements” of 
     
     a very helpful 2nd—Floor delega- 
     
     tion; also, on a certain Sunday 
     
     past, Scott attempted to devour 
     
     53 chicken nuggets in an effort 
     
     to smash the record set by Mar- 
     
     ian Hall alumnus Mark “Puffy” 
     
     Ronahan. Unfortunately, he was 
     
     “stalled” (as in “toilet”) at 52- 
     
     1/2 nuggets. Nice try, Scott. 
     
     The Pit Bulls are now primed 
     
     for the upcoming IHL playoffs, 
     
     winning both games last week. 
     
     GM “Slinkster” named ‘a side- 
     
     lined Mike “Goose” Goss interim 
     
     coach in an attempt to reorga- 
     
     nize the Pit Bull hockey squad. 
     
     The coaching change, along with 
     
     some other minor adjustments, 
     
     paid off as Goose led an under- 
     
     staffed (but overtalented) team 
     
     to a sweep of the opposition last 
     
     week. Blanchard bowed to the 
     
     Big Dogs once again, by a score 
     
     of 8-7; on Wednesday, the Out- 
     
     laws got blown out 8-1. Back- 
     
     stopped by Kevin “Hack ’em Till 
     
     They Fall” Sark in his debut ap- 
     
     pearance, the Pit Bulls skated to 
     
     victory once again. Ron “Some 
     
     Of Us Drink” Downey and An- 
     
     drew “Some Of Us Go To Class... 
     
     Sometimes” van Wart were in- 
     
     strumental in the win. Knuckle- 
     
     heads, beware... you’re next!! 
     
     See Ya Next Week..... 
     
    
   
   
    
     P.S. We would like to thank 
     
     Brady “The Socialite” McVarish 
     
     for his fashionably-late arrival at 
     
     the Semi—Formal. 
     
    

    
     Written by Tony MacKenzie 
     
    

    
     Edited and Approved by 
     
     Matthew Howland 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Photo by Sue Rigney