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     Editor one year, 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Monarch the next. 
     
    
   
   
    
     This fool was hired as editor a year and a half 
     
     ago, when he was living in a dumpster behind the 
     
     cafeterja. , Since then he’s shaken hands with for- 
     
     eign dignitaries, in uenced nationa policy deci- 
     
     sions, and knocked back brew with U.S. Presiden- 
     
    
   
   
    
     tial candidates in his meteoric rise to power and 
     
    
   
   
    
     fame. : 8 
     
    

    
     If you too want to see your smiling mug in your 2 
     
    

    
     friend’s billfolds, then come down to The Gem of- . 
     
    

    
     fice in the Utility Building and ask how an editor a 
     
    

    
     is made. a 
     
    

    
     Term commences September 1988 — Salary: $50/issue 3 
     
    
   
   
    
     For more information, drop down to Rm 01 Utility building or phone 566-0629 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Terminal Cafe 
     
    
   
   
    
     When Mr. Fish was /4, When Mr. Fish was [6 
     
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     Just wait until I'm 
     
     16- then I'll .get all 
     
     the chicks! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
             
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     14- then I'll get 
     
     all the chicks! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     When Mr. Fish was 14] | When Mr. Fish was 29, 
     
     : he began to get bitter. 
     
    
   
   
    
     he_ thought 
     
    
   
   
    
     When i'm 20, maybe 
     
     Ml get a hot chick 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
             
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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