" J1me: g9. 12w __, leak and Down Didn't Want to Eat Gould NotSIeep Ull- D- Leone. Bault Sta. Mal-ls,‘ out": —f|@$—"I IHI gnd m‘ downwind not want to eat, lob llbflp. l felt tired OI nun, anfl nftanlo_ fordeathwireemefroln m7 he I felt I would ""1 "8 Ittin. would try “ma” I BuupocK — L0 OD . i. BITTERS _mailylsco faltlik ' mg fingandnewililleyeeelnedawigb "will-owed My bwThe '1'. m. hl$kinliiifimg 0m ‘ _____4 Royal Victoria College “CGILL IIXIYERSITY Montreal (Founded and enllulved by the lata Bi. Hon. ilnroll strutilconn and Mount Iiuyni) For women eiulionis resident and non-resilient, pl-l-pllrlnl; for degrees in the l-‘acully oi Arts ill, .\.. ll. Sc" B. H. 5.. ii. Cour.) lllill lii tile Mu:- uliy of uncle. suuumn are eligible £01‘ in?» in the Faculty oi Aria. Application tar residence should bl mad! early as slcrnnlulollaticu in the College ia limited. Bursary allrl l.u.-|n Fund. For circular and information nliirly to THE WARDEN ‘Knit . . Solt - Shaker ITOI-II! ABOUT IAIIOUQ PIOPLI -4.-',.'..\..)_x. , ui-‘I-i W. ORTON TEWSON SOME you-g "°'_durm‘ Beerbohm Tree. I-Ie was on his way i0 HOIIYWOOGIB IMHO the muvigg _ but that's mother story. 1-1; w“ g. P1‘ m? Poor sailor but brave withg] om’ mimllns the sea was putiguhr- ‘Y ‘mkmd- ""1 ‘Pm. stretched do; p. 21:11:11 cchllr. was visibly shown‘, sme a steward in health. , _ Yuk" “Little rough this .m°n,m" ' 5h. Erbmf’ he chirped. addingponsol. “#511118 For-tic‘ (known to all mariners) tomorrow." ' ' I “PPQT!” Bronzed Tree. . - .1 o, a, _ , IN New York. Tug ggpggj-on . friend at his dam. Leaving 1h- gether the irlend stariadi w. ‘Tm, down the stalrs-it was only two 1118lits to go. _ . , ~. “°h- let us take the lutst said Tree. I “We csll it elevator here," col-root; ed his friend. ‘ - ‘ Tree sc-lpl nothingbutfwhgp they reached the sidewalk where his cal- W" Parked. he said to hisufrlend: ‘Cm I 81W youan elevator ‘up- town?" - a a‘ a 5T t!“ shill’! concertfrreevgave an imitation of ~how. h; thought "rumours" . the remedy for f’ ECZEMA. BOILS, ‘ PIMPLES and all SKIN DISEASES To be had at all drug stores. Price per bottle $1.25. 6-28-61. l: EYESIGHT v § EXAMINATION i i "sitting and supplying Glasses. i‘ H. J. MABON l‘ OPTOMETRIST ' Ofllro With Q Montague, I’. E. I- i. u mes»- l ’ .~- - aw‘ will“ - Pr essional Cards 0mm’ chlillin would do Hamlet's Wluftquy "To be cr‘not“to<be’,"_a mm lmuslrls ‘ portal-inches. alm- the concert Tree told me. joking wort. he was convinced fthst the Brest movie comedian would ‘ make ‘a fine Hamlet. ' I C C ON another Atlantic crossing dug- ing the War-it was at the heightioi’ the submarine scale-LI wept to the Shin’! librarian and asked for ‘rhack? "M"! "Vanity Fair." i ' ' "EMT. sir." he said. "We've only got a few books aboard," andme Pointed to some twenty or thirty or the latest best sellers. "What's tho trouble?" I moon-es, and Dickens is a "washout" with me. “Why. the company doesn't want i0 r151! it! good booiu." he replied without batting an eye. __ ' . "Th! iimlmly." was right. (or cn its very next voynggnthg gqoq ‘hip "Aursnil" was torpodced ind" went down. t" ' O I C ME_l\'TION:cl4_iiibi!_illl'lnO_ isuuuds me or a awry fold byTqmliadle. ismous diver. in poor“! up; Diving." At onle’ time 1 submarine duty] on ‘the fiflrpon" in was-in BE i t? MATHIESON _ a. n. Bubs. o I. ‘MATHIESON, 1.1.. n. ' ten. Solicitors. lite. Money to Loan. C-‘ariottctown and Montague Ollie " YAL BECUIITIIS I IWOBATION LIMITED. l. B. Paton. Manager. _ Investment Bankers in all Leading Cities oi Canada. OlIlC a“ . Riley Telephone 88. Pr lbltlon Commission Ciil lll. Mr. GEORGE E. BROWN; Margalo. P. B. I. 5e i all information regarding In- fraci - cf Prohibition Act. to the show ' Or To C I Inspector B. J. Haywood 15 l) cheater Street. T-slottetown. Phone 109 9101- -l6-1yr. M rk~ R. MpcGuigan, B. A. ' u nsrlta, soucl-ron. no. mount r0 1.0m M n Block, cnultsmmva. on Leod & Bentley J. A. BENTLEY W. E. BINTLIY, K. 0. .il isier and attorney-am.“ ice: 1M Richmond Street MONEY T0 L0 Charlottetown. l’. I. M I 0118MB. ~& McPhce s I DON - II. I. I "I. ° mumbling,“ nu. Iv l Stwbrt- & lmvther l. n. snwan. a. o. . when. says Tom.“ mutton‘; llit‘us-_ The vlhaog was iifcllcwed scraping sound. -' ‘ Y .. The skipper Jail: jvffwhails that‘)?! “Bomebodyk droppedfilia hook (an char), Hll‘."0l1lI»'I'0il\._“. 1 - a a o. _ W‘ - \au lnul-vn OI "Bang! n again, ‘and ser-r-rape along ourhidal‘. . - ‘ "This is no piacs,iosj‘.ar.milllsisr's_ son," said .tha-' skipper; and ilp ‘he came. and what so lqyair. “We had driitedi-ight down undel- -byl\a' Eadie. "and he'd ‘been "a life on the odtaniwavefietc." ' e o. o J - ‘ soldier lmmh- byr-nanic, lecrett- who remained with throughout his active life _as Bectett was monsjlaan a lerwants H's wgs an ilL ' .- "row-sine who fled the Field-Marahll‘! ; _ behind’ the pin-carriers in tht tubers! bro» cessicn. _ . . ..,. escrtlrrr "sitters “idsdiined uln- sell with his-master intha Lindbergh . f: .. y.“ .. "‘yle'_picked‘pha‘~ up in South Airici (disiiiifilho walk) and aincemhen, yo; back,“ he would " _ ‘Doormat’- casi ha? bifQllgflG. l’: n g-brocolieatxftbailieldetdarihal‘ n unite. air. them for-MI lad them howl". ‘ _ World War-I ban “n10” ‘ma! to cross the Atlantic with Bel-fin insly: ‘But we shall be out "up... "Y"- "id We the "filthy-runes- for a sea voyage without. Thackeray. scab-in 1mm." a‘ snbinarging ma" ins “‘ ‘Qonjheijbotiiom. m the scoop, on‘ bigjredgel‘ Runes", noconas ' aiuci - dunno». shal Earl flair-had a‘ personal. and ranlaljkedip’ - 5.. l». ._ , wt. .-. 3Y9 More". ' ‘ a gs‘ A , . dwly there loomed 1m; with his Biol! and escort. The man hastily threwilis cigarette on the ground, where it lay emitting a thin column of smoke. Haig said nothing to the whirl’. but ‘ r, ‘ alongside the cigarette. . I O U HI.’ sat motionless on his horse. his face set like flint, and watched the smoke ascend until the last trace c! the cigarette was reduced to ashes. The sentry - equally immobile- stood stiflly to attention. but. the perspiration of anxiety ‘or despair streamed down his face. When the last vestige of smoke had disappear- edQI-Ialg rode of! without. a word. ‘Ihere were no more cases o! smoking on duty. O I O , MOST oi us would like to write a noveland some of us "have even selected a title for it and let it go at that. Brande: Matthews was one such. His title was: The Parrot That Talked in His Sleep. But he could never iii: -a. plot to it so he offered it to three of his literary iriends; H. .0. Bunner, Frank R. Stockton and Rudyard Kipling. I I O BURNER thought up several strange tales for this somnclent birrfto figure in but they were not decorous enough tor publication at that time. They would be perfectly propel- now. erodkwn said he would see whanccuid _be done about it but never dld.,And Kipling said: “LetJme have it! Our parrots in India do talk in their sleep!" ~ But as-yet the story has_ not got ltsel! written. . ' ' - - a a a . a sroav Jamal-Lord) Bfyi30— author-of "The American Common- wealtlV-llcd to like to tell had to do with a trip he made from Boston to Mount Desert by steamer. He fell into conversation with a young man and the talk turning on a. point of American constitutional law. a dit- ferece of- opinion disclosed itself. Neither disputant ceding ground. the boy who had (ought his end with surprising tenacity, played his last card: "But. sir. I know I'm right. Bryce says so." -On which,- with great amusement. Bryce relt obliged to tell him he was the meaning of the pas- aage. ‘ .- I ' ' ‘._ ;e a a __OI»X_QE whsngpfeph Penneli was sketching s. transept‘ bfBouen Cath- edral,~"a real British matronhwslk- ed up to-hiln. carrying a copy\of "highways ‘and Byways in Nor‘ lnsnayflwtrluch Pennell had illustrat- WA-ahi‘ Are you "an-artist?" she gurgled. "Now. I wgnt to show you something hero. 1 bought this book Tand it's~full'of drawings by that aw- "ful Penncil. Iknow all about himv horrid egsatul-el" . _"I. knownhimptno," said Joe, "Vile Yankeci‘ ' _ _. . " - a o a a rag. p tron beamed approval and wanton: . ‘ ’ - ruler, at _ thisW-showing him the gl-cntlsplqs, called "rife transect- mu Otthedr "-"then l»: at the in’ front ct us." fldhceking." piped Pennell-he re- JMQI the incident inhis memoirs- “Iid write to "The Times" and ex- paths swindier. and to the Dilb- lishdrssnd- m. my money beck!‘ “I W's: she‘ > ». ' "Dcfbfsaid Joe. “onlyP-ns shb was going in at the transept door- ---l ‘wbulsubok- at the other side of ihdghul-cll: you might find another mngqif door on that side. The ‘lmhu; amendm- has a habit o! get- ‘ting’ things in their right places." n. ...\.-v‘.-, . Hg, g o ' coward nbnm- toils - d swry be heard when over here about a race c ‘ Southern race track llseqtc gctthis ‘information “out "or thifliliii and o!» on f" I reptile plans o! the horses to his gugfl when" the information pa.‘ , cng -he had-to invent ex- etflei/lid avoldtrbuble. . ' Bryce and that his young friend had - . mistaken six inches. sir. But it really wasn't beat at all. It was Just unfortun- ate. Did you see that race, sir?" “See it? I had $2 on it. You bet - I saw it.” "Well. then. if you saw it you would notice the rumps or them horses was deed on a line when they f , passed the post. It was a dead heat ‘ at that end. but you backed a short horse. That was all thatwas the matter." ONE of the shortest Jury charges . ‘I on record is that by an English Judge instructed the jury in the fol- Kingston in "A Gallery of Rogues." The Judge instructed the jury in the , following words: _ y . "Gentlemen: The defendant is not“ to give any evidence. Phew! You, . will now consider your verdict." ' i‘ It is not dltiicult to guess what; the verdict was. ' ‘a e a HER PIECE‘. l Mother (to beloved daughter): Now. darling, show everybody hcwj . nicely you can recite "A little ship ‘ _~ ivas on the-J’ ' ‘ Darling ‘Thea!’ Mother: "It was a pretty—" g Darling: “Thight? i ‘ ‘ Mother “It sailed along so pleas- i, _ _ ant—" _ ' ‘ Darling: “Lee? ,_ Mother “And all was calm and-J Darling "Bwight." ‘ ' ’ Mother: Splendid! Now recite another one. darling! Do bio-t Neglect . Your Little Ones,‘ i At no time of liIe is delay or ne- l, glcct more serious than at childhood. ‘ The ills of little ones come quickly, and unless the mother is prompt in 1 administering treatment a precious little liie may be snuffed out almost‘ before the mother realizes the baby _. is ill. The prudent mother alwaytl .. keeps something in the medicine; ' chest as a safeguard against the sud-l " den illness o! hcr little ones. 'I'hou-' _' sands, of mothers have found ‘ "'- through experience, that there is noi ‘_ other medicine to equal Baby's Own‘ (f Tablets and that is why they always] _- keep a box of the Tablets on hand—‘ ;~' why they always feel safe with th" Tablets. o. Baby's Own Tablets are a mild i thorough laxative which by regul ing the bowels and stomach ban constipation and indigestion; br. up colcu and simple tellers apg ,3; mote healthy, natural sleep. Cc cernirlg them. Mrs. Isaac Sonia, . . Eugene. Ont. writesz-“I have bc . . usinsdiabys ‘Own Tablets ever sin I ~ ‘ baby was mmorlth old and ha lound that theykeach the spot and more sccd than dny other medicine have ever tried. {always keep Tablets in the house and would a vise all other mothers to do so." Tablets are sold by medicine cleale or by mail at 25 cents a box from T Dr. Williams Medicine Co, Brockv Ont. ' In Memorian CHARLES S. GAUTIIIER v~ Once more a shadow of sorrow. h been csst over North Rustico on Jun 7th. in the passing to his Heavenl ; Home. 0i Charles S. Gauthier eld son o1 Annie and the late Semi? Gauthier in the Forty Eight year his age. About a year ago he was strickel‘ down by illness which proved tats despite loving care and ‘tender nurs ing. ' Always or an intelligent mind n was able to converse freely on til administrated the last rites of th Holy Catholic Church, l-is leaves to mourn besides his age mother, five sisters and two brothe namely.‘ Mrs. Moses Gallant, James Blacqilier. Mrs. Jerom Peters. Mrs. Mamie E, Gauthi nd Mia Martha, ,the later two wh waited on him till his last, the bro lurke. crows GUARDIAN. A One price Cash Store CARDIGAN NORTH SCHOOL _ Grade IX. 1 Vera MacDonald. :_ Grade IX. Rose M. Wilson. Grade VIII. l Teresa Wilson (Pub- lic School Certificate) 2 Forrest Mac- Donald (Public School Certificate) t‘ Grade VII. Edna MacDonald and,‘ Galena Wilson (equal) \ ‘ y for only for only - ' lien’s Blue Pin Stripe Suits val ing for only A Boy’s 2 piece suits, long pants. SiZGS 26 to 29. Clearing at . . . . . . . . . . . . ."$7.95 Boy’s Khaki pants . . .. . . . $1.00 to $1.25 Boys Khaki shirts . . .. . $1.00 to $1.25 Other lines of b0y’s clothing in service- able tweeds in anice assortment of pat- terns at real low prices. » Bring Your Wool To Us ‘We Pay Highest Cash Price Prowse Bros. Ltd. ,THE I BIG CLIOTI-IING STORE Friday £9’ Saturday ‘Men's Fancy Tweed Su Money by Buying Your. CLOTHING HERE We have selected some SPECIAD VALUES for e Suits values to $22.00. Clearing l j’- values to $20-00- 919911115 gs Clear- MEN'S STRAW HATs‘ A large assortment including the fol- lowing kinds: - .. Men’s Chip Straws, prices . 60c and 75c. ‘ -. .\Ien‘s Boater straws, prices $1.25 ‘i O$2_.00 _. -.~ Eden's Leghorn Straws. Prices . $2.75 and $3.50 _ llenfsldoater straws, prices $1.25 to $2.00 One Price to Everybody _ t . . Gauthier, who hold good positions ln Grade II. Sr. 1 Kathleen Wilson Toronto. Ont. His Funeral £00k DIN-e, on Saturday afternoon to St. Augus- ,~ tines Church, Rustic. . The pail bearers were, George Le- Clalr, Angus Blacquere. Arch I-Iartl- 4 John Dgln Campbell. 3 Benedict Mn:- ing, Joseph Gallant, Joseph Peters,,l.can 4 Michael MacLean. hnd Emile Gauthier. 2 Milton MacDonald. 3 Harry Green. 4 Malcolm Campbell. , Grade II. Jr. i Ernest Burke. 1 racle I. Sr. l Richard Green, 2 Grade I. Jr. l James Wilsonui‘ Blanche Burke, 3 Jack O‘Brlall. Perfect Attendlmce- Forrest Moc~ Donld, Vera MacDonald, Edna Mac- Donald. Celcna Wilson, Malcolm Campbell, Winnlfred MacLean. Henry (yBrign Milton MacDonald, KillhlPfll Wilson, Harry Green, Ernest Burke. Benedict. MacLenn. Richard Green; land Teresa Wilson. R. I. P. The new nir line connecting Miami. 2 Evelyn I ‘ I Fla. and BOIIIBCIIIO. Peru. has reduced Grade III 1 Beatrice Green, 2 Hen- ' the mall service from four weeks r-J l six days. DEAN mum's SIXTH ANNUAL Zl-DAY TOUR Across Canada & Ba ck $ .00 FPO!!! '1 QRONTO lndlsdlng all Cormspnndlng lens lrom other points. msvull icronbo by specie-i "I1" V‘ CANADIAN PACIFIC - Monday, July 22, I92 lull mule vnu vlslr many Important and interesting places. Seeing tiOO iiillCr of Canada's Mountain Grandeur and World-_ mous lieauty mints Banff, Lake Louise, Emerald Lake, Yoho Valle; Motor Drivcs-iilxtenslve sighheeeing trip on Banff-Windermore highway - Steamer lrips-Kootcnsy Lake, Puget Sound, and across the Grout Lakes Illustrated booklet giving full information can be hucl on applicrltinl to (l. l‘). Carter, District Paaengor Agent. 1RD. 40 King Sh, Sails John. N. B., or to DEAN SINCLAIR LAIRD Macdonald College P-O" Qua 5000-6-29-July 6-13-20. ~‘- vlliYflillflQfill hi!" W" Pn‘ b7 thers are Laurence and Ronni by O'Brien 3_ Winifred Macbean. ' 7 _ M g_ __‘______A__________ _'_______v_ __ ~__ _____ ___—-By George McMan mum's‘ WELLJAEREQ A WNW» i-WKY-NQW \ mm“ ME- summons FOR dim Wm" “W! T0 60