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      Why
      aren’t
      engineers
      good
      hockey
      players?
      -When
     
     
      they
      show
      up,
      they
      stop
      to
      measure
      the
      shot
      angle
      ~
     
     
      and
      find
      the
      volume
      of
      the
      goal
      area.
      Then
      they
      get
     
     
      checked
      hard
      and
      can
      only
      watch
      hockey
      onT.V.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      To
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      Joel
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      you
      typical
      run
      of
      the
      millled
     
     
      Zeppelin
      head.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
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      Zep
      Rules
      the
      universe.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hey
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      don’t
      throw
      away
      your
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      casset
     
     
      I
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      tapes
      together
      again.
      Call
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      S¢
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4012.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hello
      Earthlings,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      From
      the
      Darlings.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Just
      get
      a
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      From
      Bigfoot
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      Artsie,
     
     
      What
      do
      you
      do
      when
      an
      Artsie
      throws
      a
     
     
      grenade
      at
      you?
      -
      Pull
      the
      pin
      and
      throw
      it
     
    
   
   
    
     
      back.
     
     
      -Business
      Student
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      21,
      1991