Frsruary
      1,
      2005
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Weed
      Whackers
     
     
      Continued
      from
      page
      11
     
    
   
   
    
     
      amount
      of
      athletes
      would
      smoke
     
     
      marijuana
      if
      they
      could.
      Of
      three
     
     
      athletes
      I
      spoke
      to
      at
      random,
      all
      of
     
     
      whom
      chose
      to
      remain
      anonymous,
      all
     
     
      three
      supported
      the
      removal
      of
      the
      ban
     
     
      on
      marijuana,
      and
      two
      would
      actually
     
     
      smoke
      it
      if
      they
      could.
      I
      went
      three
      for
     
     
      three
      on
      my
      first
      try.
      Coincidence?
     
    

    
     
      In
      all
      honesty,
      I
      don’t
      smoke
      pot.
     
     
      This
      article
      isn’t
      to
      determine
      whether
     
     
      it’s
      right
      or
      wrong,
      it’s
      not
      to
      judge
      those
     
     
      who
      smoke
      it,
      and
      least
      of
      all
      is
      the
     
     
      purpose
      of
      this
      article
      to
      incite
      a
      dislike
     
     
      for
      the
      fine
      people
      who
      organize
      the
     
     
      sports
      we
      all
      enjoy.
      The
      true
      purpose
     
     
      of
      this
      article
      is
      to
      draw
      attention
      to
      the
     
     
      taboo
      subject
      of
      university
      doping
      laws
     
     
      and
      the
      drugs
      involved.
      If
      you
      are
      one
     
     
      of
      the
      people
      who
      believe
      there
      should
     
     
      be
      changes
      made,
      speak
      out,
      be
      heard,
     
     
      and
      maybe
      someday
      you
      can
      lean
      back
     
     
      and
      smoke
      a
      big
      fatty
      in
      celebration
      of
     
     
      your
      success.
     
     
      I
      was,
      of
      course,
      referring
      to
      a
     
    

    
     
      igar
      And
      onlv
      if
      vou
      are
      ove
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ...
      Crosby
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Continued
      from
      page
      7
     
    
   
   
    
     
      August.
      The
      Guardian
      also
      defended
     
     
      politician
      Lawrence
      MacAulay
      when
     
     
      the
      national
      media
      attacked
      him
      over
     
     
      questionable
      practices
      in
      the
      awarding
     
     
      of
      government
      contracts.
      This
      smacks
     
     
      of
      pure
      hypocrisy.
      The
      Guardian
     
     
      chooses
      to
      defend
      homegrown
     
     
      Islanders,
      fully
      grown
      men,
      by
     
     
      denouncing
      questionable
      media
      attacks
     
     
      against
      them.
      Then
      the
      Guardian
      turns
     
     
      around
      and
      partakes
      in
      this
     
     
      questionable
      journalism
      it
      condemns
      by
     
     
      throwing
      unsubstantiated
      allegations
      at
     
     
      a
      kid
      from
      away.
     
    

    
     
      The
      Guardian
      closed
      their
     
     
      shameful
      editorial
      by
      declaring
      that
     
     
      Crosby
      owes
      his
      fans,
      team,
      league
      and
     
     
      even
      the
      great
      game
      of
      hockey
      an
     
    
   
   
    
     
      apology.
      Au
      contraire,
      it
      is
      The’
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Guardian
      which
      owes
      Crosby
      an
     
     
      apology.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Get
      great
      prices
      on
     
     
      pizza
      when
      you
     
     
      present
      your
     
    

    
     
      UPE!
      student
      i.d.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      large
      pepperoni,
      $7.99
     
     
      large
      with
      3
      toppings,
      $8.99
     
     
      large
      with
      5
      toppings,
      $9.99
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      left
      offin
      the
      second
      set.
      After
      getting
     
     
      to
      a
      four
      point
      lead
      early
      on,
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Volleyball
      Panthers
     
     
      Keep
      Eyes
      on
      the
     
     
      Prize
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Liam
      McKenna
     
     
      Sports
      Editor
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      volleyball,
      the
      women
      stayed
     
     
      alive
      by
      eking
      out
      a
      win
      against
     
     
      Acadia,
      a
      strong
      team
      looking
      to
     
     
      secure
      a
      second
      place
      berth
      with
      the
     
     
      win.
      The
      Panthers
      had
      other
      things
      in
     
     
      mind,
      taking
      the
      first
      two
      sets
      with
     
     
      nineteen
      kills
      and
      only
      one
      error.
     
     
      Acadia,
      realizing
      that
      a
      hungry
     
     
      Panther
      team
      was
      shooting
      to
      kill,
     
     
      found
      their
      hustle
      in
      the
      next
      two
      sets
     
     
      and
      won
      both
      of
      them
      by
      wide
     
     
      margins,
      forcing
      a
      decisive
      and
     
    

    
     
      In
      the
      fifth,
      the
      Panthers
      came
      -
     
     
      out
      looking
      to
      finish
      where
      they
      had
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Panthers
      cruised
      to
      a
      15-5
      victory,
     
     
      keeping
      themselves
      in
      the
      tight
      playoff
     
     
      hunt.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Basketball
      Results
     
    

    
     
      Men’s
      Basketball:
     
    

    
     
      Jan
      28"
      _
      UPEI
      83
      at
      Acadia
      89
     
     
      Jan
      23"4
      -
      UPEI
      74
      at
      Dal
      62
     
     
      Jan
      224
      _
      UPEI
      61
      at
      SMU
      74
     
     
      Women’s
      Basketball:
     
    

    
     
      Jan
      28h
      _
      UPEI
      45
      at
      Acadia
      52
     
     
      Jan
      23°¢_
      UPEI74
      Dal62
      _
     
     
      Jan
      2294
      _
      UPEI
      47
      SMU
      41
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THE
      CADRE
      e
      12
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Did
      U
      Know?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      There
      is
      an
      average
      of
      178
      sesame
     
     
      seeds
      on
      a
      McDonald’s
      Big
      Mac
      bun.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      When
      Heinz
      ketchup
      leaves
      the
     
     
      bottle,
      it
      travels
      at
      a
      rate
      of
      25
      miles
     
     
      per
      year.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      A
      sneeze
      zooms
      out
      of
      your
      mouth
      at
     
     
      over
      600
      mph.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      An
      average
      person
      laughs
      about
      15
     
     
      times
      a
      day.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      Every
      person
      has
      a
      unique
      tongue
     
     
      print.
      .
     
     
      *
      Even
      if
      you
      cut
      off
      a
      cockroach’s
     
    
   
   
    
     
      head,
      it
      can
      live
      for
      several
      weeks.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      Most
      lipstick
      contains
      fish
      scales.
      (No
     
     
      comment)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      The
      world
      population
      of
      chickens
      is
     
     
      about
      equal
      to
      the
      number
      of
      people.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      27%
      of
      US
      male
      college
      students
     
     
      believe
      life
      is
      “a
      meaningless
      existential
     
     
      hell.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      Most
      American
      car
      horns
      honk
      in
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      key
      of
      F.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      About
      a
      third
      of
      all
      Americans
      flush
     
     
      the
      toilet
      while
      they’re
      still
      sitting
      on
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      The
      average
      person
      falls
      asleep
      in
     
     
      seven
      minutes.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *
      “Stewardesses”
      is
      the
      longest
      word
     
     
      that
      is
      typed
      with
      only
      the
      left
      hand.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      more
      of
      these
      Did
      U
      Know
     
     
      Facts,
      visit
      www.geocities.com/
     
     
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      any
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