IBRA
      (Sept
      23
      -
      Oct
      22)
     
     
      elax,
      babe.
      This
      is
      the
      time
      to
      recharge.
      Secrets
      have
      a
     
     
      endency
      to
      creep
      out
      of
      small
      places
      this
      week.
      Utilize
     
     
      formation
      given
      to
      your
      advantage.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CORPIO
      (Oct
      23
      -Nov21)
     
    

    
     
      iness
      may
      be
      breezing
      through
      the
      air.
      You
      have
      the
      power
     
     
      )
      change
      bad
      influences
      in
      your
      life.
      Use
      it;
      otherwise
      the
     
     
      re
      will
      keep
      festering.
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GITTARIUS
      (Nov
      22
      -
      Dec
      21)
     
    

    
     
      ello,
      hello
      ...
      anyone
      home?
      Don’t
      make
      your
      friends
      slap
     
     
      ality
      across
      your
      face.
      Dreamland
      exists
      only
      while
     
     
      eeping,
      babe.
      Wake
      up
      and
      smell
      the
      cocoa.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PRICORN
      (Dec
      20
      -
      Jan
      19)
     
    

    
     
      press
      the
      panic
      button.
      Now,
      sit
      back
      and
      relax,
      okay?
      No
     
     
      this
      does
      not
      give
      you
      the
      licence
      to
      be
      lazy;
      it
      merely
     
     
      cans
      that
      there’s
      no
      need
      to
      hyperventilate
      at
      the
      slightest
     
     
      casion.
      Gather
      your
      strength
      for
      dire
      problems.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      QUARIUS
      (Jan
      30
      -
      Feb
      18)
     
    

    
     
      bellion
      rules,
      eh?
      Try
      to
      keep
      your
      cool
      until
      Saturday.
     
     
      his
      weekend
      is
      primo
      time
      for
      releasing
      pent-up
      feelings.
     
     
      St
      don’t
      be
      too
      harsh,
      OK?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCES
      (Feb
      19
      -
      Mar
      20)
     
    

    
     
      ow
      those
      pearly
      whites
      and
      the
      world
      will
      collapse
      at
      your
     
     
      ‘.
      Granted,
      this
      is
      a
      bit
      dramatic;
      but
      a
      little
      honey
     
    

    
     
      hers
      more
      bugs...
      Anyway,
      try
      to
      keep
      your
      mood
      swings
     
     
      heck
      because
      your
      attraction
      level
      is
      up
      this
      week.
      Don’t
     
     
      «
      people
      off
      before
      they
      get
      to
      know
      the
      real
      you.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (Mar
      21
      -Apr19)
     
     
      Why
      are
      you
      being
      such
      a
      wallflower
      lately?
      Detense,
      babe.
     
     
      The
      emotional
      roadblock
      should
      be
      demolished
      by
      mid-week,
     
     
      so
      don’t
      stress
      too
      much.
      Rack
      your
      grey
      cells
      so
      you
      can
     
     
      remember
      what
      fun
      used
      to
      be.
      Now
      try
      out
      the
      memory.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (Apr
      20
      -
      May
      20)
     
    

    
     
      The
      war
      zone
      beckons
      this
      week.
      Try
      to
      resist
      the
      tempta-
     
     
      tion.
      Tension
      peaks
      by
      Thursday,
      but
      everything
      should
      be
     
     
      defrosted
      by
      the
      weekend.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (May
      21
      -
      June
      20)
     
    

    
     
      Friction
      may
      scratch
      at
      your
      emotions
      this
      week.
      Go
      to
      your
     
     
      friends
      to
      soothe
      the
      pain.
      It
      may
      seem
      that
      certain
      people
     
     
      close
      to
      you
      have
      their
      brains
      on
      backwards
      --
      but
      just
      try
     
     
      seeing
      things
      from
      their
      point
      of
      view
      for
      a
      change.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (June
      21
      -
      July
      22)
     
    

    
     
      Unreality
      reigns
      supreme
      this
      week.
      No,
      you’re
      not
      guest
     
     
      appearing
      in
      ‘‘The
      Twilight
      Zone’’,
      it
      just
      seems
      that
      way.
     
     
      Try
      to
      weather
      the
      storms
      of
      change.
      Yeah,
      that
      sounds
     
     
      redundant;
      but
      think
      about
      it
      for
      a
      while,
      hokey?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (July
      23
      -
      Aug
      22)
     
    

    
     
      You
      may
      feel
      that
      no
      one
      understands
      you,
      but
      have
      you
      ever
     
     
      thought
      about
      telling
      others
      how
      you
      feel?
      Get
      in
      touch
      with
     
     
      your
      emotions
      and
      express
      yourself.
      Be
      gentle,
      though.
     
     
      Don’tbellow:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (Aug
      23
      -
      Sept
      22)
     
    

    
     
      Creativity
      thrives
      this
      week.
      Give
      yourself
      a
      pat
      on
      the
      back
     
     
      for
      your
      achievements.
      Don’t
      let
      life
      go
      by
      --
      experience
      the
     
     
      choice.