GUIDE
      TO
      THE
      WEEK
      AHEAD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (OCT.23
      TO
      NOV.21)
      Don’t
      worry,
      life
     
     
      doesn’t
      suck--only
      mosquitoes
      do.
      Remember
      what
     
     
      momma
      always
      said
      life
      giving
      you
      lemons
      and
      you
     
     
      making
      lemonade?
      Well,
      try
      making
      some
      of
      the
     
     
      punch.
      I[t’ll
      quench
      your
      thirst
      and
      make
      you
      feel
     
     
      better.
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SAGITTARIUS
      (NOV.22
      TO
      DEC.21)
      Try
      to
      see
     
     
      what
      is
      in
      front
      of
      your
      face
      and
      don’t
      smash
      into
     
     
      anything.
      The
      fog
      willclear
      by
      the
      end
      of
      the
      week
     
     
      and
      total
      realization
      will
      set
      in.
      Resist
      freaking
      out
      at
     
     
      your
      friends
      if
      possible.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (DEC.22
      TO
      JAN.19)
      This
      week
      will
     
     
      be
      full
      of
      surprises.
      Unfortunately,
      notall
      of
      them
     
     
      will
      be
      ones
      that
      will
      put
      you
      in
      an
      estatic
      high.
      Try
     
     
      to
      discipline
      yourself
      as
      much
      as
      possible.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (JAN.20
      TO
      FEB.18)
      For
      some
      strange
     
     
      Teason,
      this
      is
      probably
      going
      to
      be
      an
      unbelievably
     
     
      weird
      week.
      If
      possible,
      accept
      it
      as
      a
      normal
      freak
     
     
      ‘of
      nature.
      If
      life
      is
      getting
      to
      maxed
      out,
      drink
      acup
     
     
      of
      milk
      and
      chill.
      No,
      this
      is
      not
      a
      cryptic
      message,
     
     
      just
      advise.
      Why
      are
      you
      so
      paranoid
      all
      of
      a
      sudden?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (FEB.19
      TOMARCH
      20)
      Love
      is
      definately
     
     
      ‘mm
      your
      cosmos
      this
      week.
      Try
      to
      keep
      yourself
      in
     
     
      ontrol
      whenever
      possible
      and
      don’t
      obsess
      over
     
     
      trivial
      matters.
      Your
      friends
      might
      find
      you
      a
      trifle--
     
     
      umm--CRANKY,
      so
      think
      about
      that
      loved
      one
      and
     
     
      “get
      in
      ajovial
      mood,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MARCH
      21
      TO
      APRIL
      19)
      This
      is
      the
      week
     
    

    
     
      that
      you
      should
      try
      to
      be
      a
      little
      bit
      more
      responsible.
     
    

    
     
      ‘Tf
      this
      particualar
      word
      is
      unknown
      to
      you,
      I
      suggest
     
    

    
     
      looking
      it
      up
      in
      the
      dictionary.
      You
      have
      the
      will-
     
    

    
     
      power
      somewhere
      in
      that
      bod,
      so
      consulta
      higher
     
     
      sower
      and
      find
      it,
      okay?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APRIL
      20
      TO
      MAY
      20)
      Well,
      well,
      well.
     
     
      You
      have
      to
      nip
      that
      lazy
      streak
      right
      in
      the
      bud.
      Did
     
     
      you
      know
      that
      Shakesphere
      was
      a
      Taurus
      too?
      Ten
     
     
      bucks
      says
      that
      he
      did
      his
      homework
      on
      occasion.
     
     
      Don’t
      be
      so
      scared
      ofa
      little
      ink
      and
      paper.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      21
      TO
      JUNE
      20)
      Well,
      things
      sure
     
     
      are
      looking
      up
      for
      you,
      bright
      one.
      Try
      not
      to
      be
      so
     
     
      hyperactive
      on
      the
      weekend.
      Don’t
      split
      a
      gut
      when
      it
     
     
      comes
      to
      cleanliness.
      Everyone
      is
      entitled
      to
      bea
     
     
      disgusting
      pig
      every
      once
      ina
      while.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      21
      TO
      JULY
      22)
      Try
      not
      to
      be
      so
     
     
      scared
      of
      the
      phone.
      Itis
      an
      inanimate
      object
      that
      is
     
     
      incapable
      of
      physically
      torturing
      you.
      Ifthe
      desire
     
     
      hits
      to
      call
      that
      certain
      someone,
      don’t
      be
      so
      shy
      and
     
     
      give
      in
      to
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      23
      TO
      AUG.22)
      Try
      not
      to
      let
      every
     
     
      little
      tiny,
      teeny,
      atom-sized
      little
      thing
      bother
      you.
     
     
      Even
      you
      are
      capable
      of
      making
      a
      mistake
      every
      once
     
     
      in
      a
      while,
      so
      try
      to
      accept
      the
      rest
      of
      the
      human
      race
     
     
      as
      less
      than
      perfect
      and
      things
      will
      be
      AOK.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (AUG.23
      TO
      SEPT.22)
      By
      the
      end
      ofthe
     
     
      week
      life
      will
      be
      honkey
      dory,
      so
      try
      to
      survive
      just
      a
     
     
      little
      bitlonger.
      You
      will
      probably
      be
      contacted
      by
      a
     
     
      faraway
      friend
      sometime
      this
      week,
      so
      keep
      close
      to
     
     
      the
      phone
      and
      check
      your
      mail
      regularly.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT.23
      TO
      OCT.22)
      Try
      to
      be
      as
      optimis-
     
     
      tic
      as
      possible
      this
      week.
      Hang
      with
      your
      buds
      and
     
     
      be
      as
      sentimental
      as
      your
      personality
      allows.
      Yeah,
     
     
      yeah,
      the
      cynic
      will
      not
      allow
      this
      occurrence
      too
     
     
      terribly
      often,
      but
      hey--change
      is
      essential
      to
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEIX-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      7,
      1991
     
    
   
   
    
     
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