class.
      Rumour
      has
      it
      that
      alcohol
      was
      involved.
     
     
      One
      prof
      was
      heard
      to
      remark,
      "I
      didn’t
      know
      there
     
     
      were
      a
     
     
      this
      many
      music
      majors."
      Even
      the
      registrar
      could
     
     
      not
      explain
      the
      turn
      of
      events.
      Some
      felt
      the
     
     
      appearance
      of
      Condom,
      one
      of
      the
      greatest
      Vikings
     
     
      who
      ever
      lived
      (and
      also
      a
      pretty
      swell
      guy),
      may
     
     
      have
      influenced
      those
      affected.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      pub
      had
      started
      out
      innocently
      enough,
      with
     
     
      short
      appearances
      by
      one
      faculty
      member
      and
      the
     
     
      university
      president
      (who
      is
      said
      to
      have
      arrived
      two
     
     
      hours
      early
      on
      Friday
      morning).
      But
      it
      was
      shortly
     
     
      after
      the
      arrival
      of
      Condom
      when
      a
      quiet
      night
     
     
      turned
      into
      a
      party.
      Where’s
      Dave?
      rocked,
      people
     
    
   
   
    
     
      flocked,
      and
      elbows
      bent
      so
      fast
      that
      it
      was
      expected
      —
     
    
   
   
    
     
      there
      would
      be
      several
      outbreaks
      of
      tendonitis
     
     
      before
      morning.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Friday
      morning’s
      events
      will
      remain
      a
      mystery.
      It
     
     
      is
      suggested
      that
      everyone
      keep
      their
      eyes
      peeled
      for
     
     
      Condom
      and
      to
      report
      and
      appearances
      to
      the
     
     
      Music
      Society
      from
      happening
      again.
      Thanks
      to
      all
     
     
      who
      contributed
      to
      making
      the
      pub
      a
      success.
      Over
     
     
      $300
      was
      raised
      for
      our
      scholarship
      fund
      and
      we
      are
     
     
      hoping
      to
      have
      another
      next
      semester
      (the
     
     
      professors
      seem
      especially
      keen
      about
      this).
      Thanks
     
     
      to
      those
      who
      came
      out.
      We
      hope
      you
      had
      as
      much
     
     
      fun
      as
      we
      did.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      Music
      Society
      will
      be
      hosting
      its
      3rd
     
     
      Annual
      Playathon
      from
      November
      16
      at
      1:00
      PM
      to
     
     
      Nov.
      17,
      1:00
      PM.
      The
      Playathon
      will
      feature
      all
     
     
      UPEI’s
      music
      students
      in
      a
      number
      of
      ensemble
      and
     
     
      solo
      performances
      for
      24
      straight
      hours.
      Everyone
     
     
      is
      invited
      to
      come
      take
      in
      some
      music,
      and
      there
      is
     
     
      a
      special
      invitation
      to
      all
      societies
      to
      prepare
      an
      act
     
     
      or
      two
      or
      more
      and
      come
      participate
      in
      the
      fun.
     
     
      To
      register
      contact
      any
      of
      the
      music
      society
     
     
      executive
      at
      368-9765
      or
      drop
      ‘by
      Steel.
      Ask
      for
     
     
      Kevin,
      Christie,
      Jacqueline,
      Eric,
      or
      Dale.
      See
      ya
     
     
      there!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pause
      for
      Thought:
      "Behold
      the
      turtle.
      He
      makes
     
    
   
   
    
     
      progress
      only
      when
      he
      sticks
      his
      neck
      out."
      -James
     
     
      Bryant
      Conant.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Plans
      for
      an
      eventful
      semester
      are
      in
      place
      as
      the
     
     
      UPEI
      English
      Society
      gathers
      steam.
      Anyone
      who
     
     
      is
      interested
      in
      joining
      the
      Society
      can
      attend
      our
     
     
      weekly
      meetings
      on
      Mondays
      at
      3
      in
      the
      English
     
     
      Lounge.
      We
      are
      currently
      a
      group
      of
      about
      twenty
     
     
      and
      are
      looking
      for
      the
      rest
      of
      the
      interesting
     
     
      English
      students
      who
      have
      yet
      to
      surface.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      party
      was
      held
      on
      October
      12
      at
      my
      place
      and
     
     
      went
      over
      really
      well,
      as
      did
      some
      of
      the
      people
      who
     
     
      drank
      a
      little
      excessively.
      Many
      issues
      were
      discussed
     
     
      and
      as
      soon
      as
      we
      have
      another
      party
      we'll
      be
      able
     
     
      to
      piece
      together
      what
      happened
      at
      the
      last
      one.
     
     
      Actually
      it
      was
      a
      low-key
      affair
      and
      a
      great
      way
      to
     
     
      get
      to
      know
      the
      people
      who
      you
      share
      classrooms
     
     
      with.
      Thanks
      to
      all
      who
      made
      it
      out
      to
      my
      house
     
     
      and
      for
      persevering
      in
      the
      quest
      to
      answer
      the
     
     
      question:
      “Where
      the
      heck
      is
      Pisquid?"
     
    
   
   
    
     
      For
      any
      and
      all
      students
      interested
      in
      poetry,
      the
     
     
      English
      Society
      is
      hosting
      a
      reading
      of
      students’
     
     
      poetry
      on
      Wednesday,
      October
      24,
      at
      3.00PM
      in
      the
     
     
      English
      Lounge.
      We
      are
      looking
      for
      writers
      who
     
    
   
   
    
     
      are
      willing
      to
      read
      their
      work
      and
      if
      you
      are
     
    
   
   
    
     
      interested
      then
      you
      can
      leave
      your
      name
      in
      the
     
     
      Lounge
      (2nd
      floor
      main)
      or
      just
      show
      up
      on
      the
     
     
      24th.
      Feel
      free
      to
      bring
      food
      or
      friends
      and
      enjoy
     
     
      the
      creative
      talents
      of
      those
      adventurous
      enough
      to
     
     
      read
      their
      poems.
      You'll
      hear
      more
      about
      this
      in
     
     
      your
      English
      classes.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Anyone
      thinking
      of
      joining
      the
      Society
      should
      decide
     
     
      soon
      as
      we
      will
      be
      ordering
      T-shirts,
      the
      design
      for
     
     
      which
      will
      be
      decided
      upon
      this
      week.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      As
      a
      final
      note,
      we
      are
      porbably
      going
      to
      go
      to
      the
     
     
      Prince
      Edward
      Cinema
      this
      Sunday,
      the
      21st,
      to
      see
     
     
      a
      movie
      called
      My
      Left
      Foot.
      More
      about
      this
      and
     
     
      other
      ideas
      at
      our
      meetings.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thanks
      for
      now.
      Goodday.
      Rob
      Coffin.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      X-Press
     
    
   
   
    
     
      October
      18,
      1990
     
    
   
   
    
     
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