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      well.
      You
      want
      to
      find
      a
      little
      TLC
      in
      your
      Christ-
     
     
      _mas
      stocking,
      eh?
      Just
      try
      to
      remember
      that
      in
      order
     
     
      to
      receive
      love,
      you
      have
      to
      give
      some
      of
      the
      stuff.
     
     
      Show
      alittle
      compassion
      and
      understanding
      and
      this
     
    
   
   
    
     
      willbe
      the
      best
      Lovemas
      yet.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAPRICORN
      (DEC.22
      TO
      JAN.19)
      Yeah
      --
      it’s
     
     
      ‘finally
      here!
      You
      have
      been
      given
      the
      license
      to
     
     
      spend
      as
      much
      of
      the
      moolah
      (is
      that
      how
      it
      is
     
     
      spelled?)
      as
      your
      lil’
      heart
      desires.
      Don’t
      go
      too
     
     
      crazy,
      though.
      Remember
      to
      save
      some
      of
      the
      green
     
     
      stuff
      for
      yourself
      for
      spending
      at
      the
      numerous
      holi-
     
     
      day
      parties.
      How’s
      that
      for
      easy
      advice???
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AQUARIUS
      (JAN.20
      TO
      FEB.
      18)Tis
      the
      season
      to
     
     
      be
      jolly,
      so
      stop
      being
      sucha
      crab
      and
      take
      advantage
     
     
      of
      the
      lovefest
      going
      on.
      Things
      may
      not
      be
      going
     
    

    
     
      too
      well
      at
      the
      first
      of
      December,
      but
      exams
      only
      last
     
    

    
     
      for
      so
      long
      and
      then
      you
      can
      CELEBRATE,
      CEL-
     
    

    
     
      EBRATE,
      CELEBRATE.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘PISCES
      (FEB.19
      TO
      MARCH
      20)Love
      is
      in
      your
     
     
      ‘cosmos,
      babe.
      I
      don’t
      know
      if
      it
      is
      the
      festive
      season
     
     
      ‘or
      what,
      but
      itis
      imperative
      for
      you
      to
      take
      advantage
     
     
      of
      this
      glo-o00-or-ious
      occasion.
      Just
      don’t
      serenade
     
     
      the
      smitten
      one
      with
      carols
      --
      it
      has
      a
      tendency
      to
     
     
      spoil
      the
      mood.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MARCH
      21
      TO
      APRIL
      19)On
      the
      32nd
     
     
      second
      after
      you
      have
      completed
      your
      final
      exam,
      go
     
     
      Somewhere
      private
      and
      SCREAM
      FOR
      JOY!
      This
      is
     
     
      What
      you
      have
      been
      waiting
      --
      no,
      living
      --
      for
      since
     
     
      September.
      Freedom
      is
      yours,
      baby.
      Take
      advantage
     
     
      of
      the
      situation
      and
      go
      to
      each
      and
      every
      party
      you
     
     
      ean
      find.
      And
      remember,
      who
      needs
      invitations
     
     
      anymore?
      ;
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APRIL
      20
      TO
      MAY
      20)Be
      prepared,
     
     
      because
      your
      holidays
      are
      going
      to
      be
      busy,
      busy,
     
     
      busy,
      You
      thought
      first
      semester
      was
      tough?
      Wait
     
     
      until
      you
      see
      the
      long
      lines
      at
      the
      shopping
      centers.
     
     
      Being
      the
      patient
      person
      you
      are,
      you
      have
      to
      expect
     
     
      your
      family
      to
      lean
      on
      you
      for
      support.
      The
      festive
     
     
      S€ason
      is
      great,
      to
      be
      sure,
      but
      it
      can
      also
      give
      the
     
     
      ‘blood
      pressure
      ¢
      rise.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JPET
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      28,
      1991
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ta
      Hoe
      Sa
      2
      Lei
      me
     
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      21
      TO
      JUNE
      20)You
      are
      just
      count-
     
     
      ing
      the
      days
      down
      until
      you
      get
      that
      whopping
     
     
      present,
      aren’t
      you?
      Notto
      worry
      --
      you
      are
      going
      to
     
     
      the
      majority
      of
      what
      you
      ask
      for.
      Remember
      that
     
     
      your
      bank
      account
      does
      not
      entitle
      you
      to
      buy
      $1,
      000,
     
     
      000
      gifts
      for
      your
      friends
      and
      family.
      Give
      things
     
     
      from
      the
      heart;
      not
      the
      wallet.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      21
      TO
      JULY
      22)Wow.
      Last
      week
     
     
      ’twas
      not
      the
      greatest,
      ‘twere
      it?
      Don’t
      let
      it
      ruin
     
     
      your
      whole
      festive
      season.
      Things
      get
      better
      around
     
     
      the
      last
      of
      the
      month
      and
      you
      will
      see
      things
      much
     
     
      more
      clearly.
      Remember
      that
      you
      have
      to
      make
      your
     
     
      own
      decisions,
      and
      that
      Santa
      isn’t
      allowed
      to
      give
     
    
   
   
    
     
      you
      aroadmap
      for
      life’s
      highway.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      23
      TO
      AUG.22)
      Well,
      things
      are
      going
     
     
      fairly
      smoothly
      for
      you
      in
      these
      stressful
      times.
      Try
     
     
      not
      to
      let
      it
      go
      to
      your
      head.
      Remember
      that
      exams
     
     
      take
      up
      a
      gigantic
      chunk
      of
      your
      transcript
      and
      if
      you
     
     
      let
      your
      studying
      slide,
      your
      marks
      will
      plunge
      as
     
     
      well...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (AUG.23
      TO
      SEPT.22)You
      have
      a
      tendency
     
     
      to
      be
      a
      wee
      bit
      irresponsible
      by
      times.
      Granted
      this
     
     
      will
      be
      okay
      after
      exams,
      but
      until
      then
      --
      don’t
      be
     
     
      sucha
      bum.
      Getto
      work
      and
      frequent
      the
      library
      on
     
     
      occasion.
      I’msure
      someone
      will
      give
      you
      directions
     
     
      if
      you
      do
      not
      know
      the
      location.
      There.
      Now
      that
     
     
      you
      have
      that
      little
      push,
      I’m
      sure
      that
      you
      will
      be
     
     
      alright.
      No
      need
      for
      thanks;
      it’s
      a
      freebee.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT.23
      TO
      OCT.22)Try
      not
      to
      get
      too
     
     
      sentimental
      around
      the
      holiday
      season.
      This
      is
      a
      time
     
     
      for
      joy,
      silly.
      Get
      that
      tear
      out
      of
      your
      beer
      and
      join
     
     
      in
      the
      fun.
      Times
      like
      these
      only
      happen
      once
      per
     
     
      annum,
      so
      go
      out
      and
      make
      a
      fool
      of
      yourself
      on
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      dance
      floor,
      okay?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (OCT,23
      TO
      NOV.21)Try
      to
      control
     
     
      yourself
      --
      just
      a
      smidgen
      --
      for
      a
      bit
      after
      exams.
     
     
      Yeah,
      yeah
      all
      of
      this
      sentimentality
      begins
      to
      tick
     
     
      you
      off
      around
      the
      middle
      of
      the
      month,
      but
      try
      not
      to
     
     
      be
      sucha
      grinch
      and
      join
      in
      the
      festivities.
      Youcan’t
     
     
      observe
      life
      all
      of
      the
      time.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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