=— | TOP THE ENGINEER'S BI-WEEKLY Thas page is humour foc the sake of humour. neccessacily be opinions at all. Any fools who taxe this page seriously Tne opinions expressed here ace not neccessarily the opinions of Tne Gem or the Engineecing Society and may not and offend themselves should start trying to develop a sens@® of humour. “Don’t worry” by Horney : [sung to the tune of Bobby McFerrin’s ”Don’t Worry, Be Happy”] Welcome once again to the campus’s favorite page, View From the Top. Many of you may have heard about or even attended last week’s Engineer- ing Pub which featured the ever- popular Micheal O’Connor who had this two hundred plus crowd singing and clapping along with body can drink to. We would like to thank Mike for appear- ing, and a special thanks to Moosehead breweries who spon- sered this event and kept the crowd supplied with the things that kept them going all evening. I am sure that everyone there will consider this an event that will not soon forget, and to those that couldn’t make it for what- ever reason, well, there’s always next time. When we’re on the topic of music, let’s start this week’s set out with a little tune we came up with when we should have been studying. Thursday, October 20, 1988=== ll « Here’s a little test I wrote, I guess I should’ve studied all my notes, But don’t worry, get fifty! Every night I have some trouble, But then I worry and drink a double. Don’t worry, get happy! Doo doo doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t study, Doo de doo de doo de doo, | Get fifty! Doo de doo de doo. Don’t study, get fifty! Doo doo doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t worry, Doo de doo de doo de doo, Get liquored! Doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t worry, get hammered! Got early class, got great big head, Woke this morning with puke in my bed,. But don’t bother, say f*ck it! Proffessor say assignment late, * guess he will just have to wait! Don’t do it, get zero! Doo doo doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t do it, Doo de doo de doo de doo, Say f*ck it! Doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t do it, say f*ck it! Doo doo doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t worry, Doo de doo de doo de doo, Get zero! Doo de doo de doo de doo, Don’t worry, get zero! When you worry, call me, we get liquored! Doo de doo de doo de doo, Doo de doo de doo de doo, Look at me, I’m sh*t-faced! Doo de doo de doo. So here’s a little song we wrote, When we should’ve been studying our notes, But we don’t worry, we’ll get fifty! the type of music that every- EVERY WEONESDAY 8-004 9: 00kM, ¢ RS (SUPLLUISON FROVILED) CLO" 4 SWUM AT THE... KIRKWOOD MOTOR HOTEL POOL ° @ YOUR TICKET WILL EWT/7ZLE YOvV 704 FREE S€VERAGE 47 FATHER'S LOUNGE ®WTH A MINIMUM F00D PURLHAGE OF £2.22 / PERSON ® TICKETS — 1.00 MAY BE PURCHASED AT... URE. ATHLETIC OFFKE ¥LIWER LEVEL OF THE GYMNASIUM 1911 JAIL Scratch & Win —Free Pepsi —Sony Compact Disc Players —9” Pizza’s —Sony Watchman’s (TV’s) With purchase of a 9” or larger pizza and pop. Free Delivery to UPEI Phone 566-1911 —— —