5 The‘Kelley Outlook: 
     
    
   
   
    
     In its usual classy fashion, 
     
     the Business Society muses 
     
     on what the situation of its 
     
     alumni and mentors will be 
     
     in 1994 
     
     Basil Andrew  Vice Pre- 
     
     sident of Carrot Top Farms, 
     
     still thinks Policy was fixed. 
     
     Gary Polenz  LaSt seen 
     
     using his body as a spear to 
     
     bring food home to Ronalda 
     
     and her five kids. 7 
     
     George Roberts  Owner of 
     
     chit-Chat. 
     
    

    
     Reg. MacCarvill 
     
     (canary abuser). 3 * 
     
     Jim Munagh  After being 
     
     turnedrdovm by the priest- 
     
     hood, has become a cocaine 
     
     dealer in New York. 
     
    

    
     Troy Merrick  Touche Ross 
     
     is still waiting for him to get 
     
     his credit for Policy. 
     
    

    
     Dave Hubley ... After pur- 
     
     suing a career as a male 
     
     stripper, Dave now runs his 
     
     own business. He sells pencils 
     
     while posing as a blind man; 
     
     Tan King I-Iin  President 
     
     of UPEI, Tokyo campus. 
     
     Bob O’Rourke  In Dor- 
     
     chester Pen, after being 
     
     caught stealing MSU LOGA 
     
     programs. 
     
    

    
     Emmett Dougan  President 
     
     of UPEI, he has moved the 
     
     President’s office to the front 
     
     steps of'KeIIey'.‘ «    » 
     
    
   
   
    
     C.A. 
     
    
   
   
    
     . coordinator 
     
    
   
   
    
     a kiwi-picking specialist 
     
     (smoke Canuck smoke). 
     
    

    
     Billy Doucette  Currently 
     
     dissecting pigs to be used by 
     
     the NFL. ~ 
     
     Norman Beck  Still claim- 
     
     ing he is eligible for univer- 
     
     sity hockey. 
     
    

    
     Kent Oakes Lost in 
     
     thought. He forgot to show 
     
     up at his own wedding. 
     
    

    
     James Nicholson  Pro at 
     
     Strathgartney and coach of 
     
     the Crapaud PeeWees. 
     
    

    
     Gus Hillstrom  Now fasion 
     
     for women’s 
     
     clothing, he served six 
     
     months in jail for mooning 
     
     President Meincke for mis- 
     
    
   
   
    
     prouncing his name at 
     
     Convocation. 
     
    

    
     Christine LeClair Pre- 
     
     sently doing 15-20 at 
     
    
   
   
    
     Kingston Pen for soliciting at 
     
     Marian Hall during Senior 
     
     Week 1984. 
     
    

    
     Dennis O’Hanley  Is con- 
     
     sidering opening Sea Blend 
     
     Products. He states, “If I can 
     
     fake statements, I can fake 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ fish.” 
     
    
   
   
    
     Susan McKenzie  Currently 
     
     the winningest driver at Blue 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bonnets (Basil still plays 
     
     second fiddle). 
     
     Debbie Good >  After 
     
    
   
   
    
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     colours), is now training for a 
     
     promising career as a license- 
     
     plate maker at Kingston Pen. 
     
     George Mason  Has tired 
     
     of computer programs, is 
     
     now President of NGWS 
     
     (Nuke the Gay Whales 
     
     Society). 
     
    

    
     Ian Fraser  Suffered severe 
     
     concussion after a barbell 
     
     fell on his head. 
     
    

    
     John Connolly  Committed 
     
     to QEH after overdose of 
     
     heroin. 
     
    

    
     Stephen Bishop  Frequent 
     
     guest on “Laugh-In”. 
     
    

    
     Jeff Power Father of 
     
     twelve and teaching sixth 
     
     grade accounting at Spring 
     
     Park Elementary. 
     
    

    
     Gordon Bond  Canadian 
     
     sales rep for Aztec hand- 
     
     painted neckties. 
     
    

    
     Ron Douglas  Transferred 
     
     by the TD Bank 260 times. 
     
     He doesn’t even know where 
     
     his own bank account is any 
     
     more. 
     
    

    
     Peter McDougall  Presi~ 
     
     Mouse Boats Rentals, Inc. 
     
     His motto is: If you run out 
     
     of gas, just open a cool one. 
     
     Darrel Blacquiere He 
     
     weighs 130 pounds, and is 
     
     co-producer of a Keep-Fit 
     
     album with Jane Fonda. 
     
    
   
   
    
     General in Halifax. 
     
    

    
     Donna Mackenzie  Cor- 
     
     recting the spelling on her 
     
     valedictorian speech for the 
     
     fifty-sixth time. 
     
    

    
     Kim Gass  Still waiting to 
     
     hear back from Cavendish 
     
     Farms after, her fifty-second 
     
     interview. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Ann Coady  Works at 
     
     Linda’s Coffee Shop after 
     
     failing the CA. exam for the 
     
     fourth time. Says she took 
     
    
   
   
    
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     dent and owner of Island 
     
    
   
   
    
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     the job there so that she 
     
     could be as close as possible 
     
     to Ab’s office. 
     
    

    
     Ab Ferris  The company 
     
     has grown to over 100 
     
     employees, since UPEI ac— 
     
     countants have faced harsh 
     
     unemployment. Also, Ferris 
     
     and Company has become 
     
    
   
   
    
     more popular since the 
     
     dismissal of Anne. 
     
     Tim Carroll . MBA re- 
     
    
   
   
    
     voked! He and his wife have 
     
     joined Andy' C. as kiwi 
     
     pickers in New Zealand. 
     
     (Doc. Kiwi). 
     
    

    
     Ron Collins  Has changed 
     
     Human Relations to an all- 
     
     female course. It has also 
     
     become a cooperative course; 
     
     one day in class, one day at 
     
     his’house. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Our food is popular with 
     
     people of good taste. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Succulent Seafood and Steaks 
     
     in a nostalgic setting 
     
     LEBANESE FOOD A SPECIALTY 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Sunday 4 to 12 
     
    
   
   
    
     81 University Ave, Charlottetown 
     
     892-7337 
     
    
   
   
    
     Right Downtown 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mark ORourke  aka Light 
     
     Fingers Louie. Last seen in 
     
     Brazil, wanted for embezzle- 
     
     ment of funds from the UPEI 
     
     Business Society. 
     
    

    
     Joe Revel!  After becoming 
     
     fed up with Business, he has 
     
    
   
   
    
     become a cab driver in 
     
     Summerside. 
     
     Dana Sanderson Made 
     
    
   
   
    
     $10 million in the girdle 
     
     business. Because he had a 
     
     grudge against Proctor and 
     
    
   
   
    
     Gamble, he bought the 
     
     company. 
     
     1984 Quote the Year 
     
     “If Ab was only twenty years 
     
     younger!” — Anne Coady. 
     
     Rebuttal by other members 
     
     of her Policy group: 
     
    
   
   
    
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