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     ‘teacher _ kflsoa» siiyeflq-‘dnite 
     
    
   
   
    
     r3116! "Does skating require any 
     
    

    
     -_ I _ particular application!" ' 
     
    

    
     HER NUMBER. I He: “No; yrrnica or horse lini- 
     
     ment-oneiias good as the other." 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     v ~ a ~ r io<~fompkinn~ ldreppinx in on’ a 
     
     m (our oi thedietrlct an . ' 
     
     or of my high echoolemy gfififnzignqh $1‘? figuyzunagxsg; Diillcuilt Customer: “I can't rem- 
     
     a C1355 °t 5M3‘ 11!; 1g n: my“; a “than ' ember the name of ‘the car I want- 
     
     m’. "lackboam ‘ {iii 'Brown (who has just struck his l mm‘ ‘l 59"" “m! ‘T3 '- ~ 
     
     peering over giselrma o w‘ thumb): No‘ yo“ “not! The h“ kaapemmn salesman. “imam, 
     
     ch35 i“ a 5° wok“! t w" new when we movedfin. all our cans start with gasoline."- 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     m“ ‘W’ h” “km” ‘I 4 gem just Putting the Iloor under u. not 
     
     ‘enallfirlthihla? gigfigflp"? y” _ _ ' Theoilogicnl Professor: "What la 
     
     .. p I ‘I i-i ‘i your v ew o! Modernism?" 
     
     ° m “we” W’ s“ '9' ‘a HOW’ ma oneuso rr Student: "Well. humanly spear. 
     
     “My dear," called a wile to her lng"— 
     
    
   
   
    
     ER FELLOW husband in the next room. "will! Proleseor: "My young trieud, 
     
     L: ygLtia had e light with "s 7°" fwmufiighfi‘ n" "m" ' there is no other way o! speaking." 
     
     W“ My‘ 9m“ ~1 m“ W“ "whw: :12: of‘: tnnrx 1"?!» 
     
    

    
     “m! you u you “m!” ener. , 1" Y Scientist (to hi: housekeeper): 
     
     " naked the father eternly. 5Q?‘ g Y,“ “ed M. w“. ,1 “Hannah! You have been in my 
     
     son leaked “l! Mllfllllllli-IY; ~ gt Qrbmmfu“ rem?“ ‘bu’ w‘ employ for umnylve Your. so, u 
     
     you'd better take a looktat "m" i 7n with ‘ m t, n reward ‘for . “(nlthiul service 1 
     
     1 on to that grown m m: W" "P" "5 l‘ Y° ' us; decided n o. um- you m» _ 
     
     >\ start any! n3." warne - e en‘ oi’ wna- etle l hove just _ ' r " °» ‘ 
     
    

    
     nihlul warrior- °*"°E"°U‘ Fix“? u aunomecr-u.» on. ovum. ' ' ~- 
     
    

    
     Crltleal Customer. y, r. _ ___ . J ma"! 0F spam“ .__ ____ 
     
     AIWWEFED lmlfiflfigf}? ‘at dearer and “,0.” A Frenchmen no eourtin; an ' J ' 
     
     bus _“"1B "an"! iumimg‘ ' Grown N6; ,0 1°“, my“; M, English girl. Ber mother said. mie- ln the Spring a peer man's hney In the rooms he may not linger; 
     
     I "l? 1° °°“"°°" " ° chievauny: "New, nanelnur- i! my 86nd! hlm 0n the Ill-cob to roam. For the ‘rechltlngynplokl o! dirt 
     
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     0“ a “awn Ila?‘ raxfmg‘; w, s W" i“ o“ i v _ daughter and I ‘up hpth drowning, 9W1"! i6 the occupancy, Ami he cannot put hi: ‘linger . 
     
     l! W“ “m” " t amen-n PUPIL‘ . which wound yfi cure first?" won By m. cleaners o1 m. mm. On m; note-book OI‘ m mm. 
     
     "'5' "m; m: gxfigtzmg, Teecheré Can any, ouejtelt, me great presence or mind he replied: "FF"! "'9 "W" ° I the WWII! —¢°""°1- 
     
     “7 ‘fllkal V“ n‘ e s howmacaronl is made? < " ‘ "I would uve madame, and! would . - 
     
    
   
   
    
     Falling to start” the usual ~ _ k  p b v _ _ ____ _ 
     
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     b0."..he said. “why in than» “P's .‘“'° n h v ~ - ~  
     
     d m" p‘? m’ °m‘°“""""n ’ canvass-rat. - * -. : .¢n3”§’.?n"’n.;$ 31.3313?” .‘L‘3.‘§?§T.L’.; 
     
     he town." ‘ _ - _ _ '> l  ~' v , . 
     
     ‘t know, hose}: add the “'13:? itggrnsggxgfiy _b?7__'_ ° v the eighth; qmomendment by steal- 
     
     “Bm "'°°°'“‘ .. “ -""'°' ‘Newt-tn ~the" dlytlme." -  '3 I“? “Wu” ’ .. 
     
     it on do railroad. r ' . '- ‘Well. ‘Bqillillld Bvbby- ‘I 
     
     W" S"! WP’ '§&|n"11§§"$"§'iiih‘3$t m a $913311: 5Y§3=b§§“§'§§n§l".’§§- 
     
     me kiss those were’ ‘any: 50mg‘; . to", fl mom-enu-  tenth andonly oofot’lt."-—w oreceat. 
     
     “am, he ma“ t“ ‘fly’ "Quite H}; you only want it [or - ' ' - - . 
     
     iell into his arms and he was a moment?" . — I A dlgtlngulghefl aplronomer you; 
     
     usy ior a tew minutes. But “mm, mwfln" to, a mun. nth-viii}, paid by several young 
     
     a" flilwed °“' w; ~ ‘ - Western women to his observatory. 
     
     -~ nothing stop them?" he .35“ n!“ w.“ ‘ moment m“ on,“ dontmrbflu-“M he, n” 
     
     breathleafly‘ than you won't want it." ' -_ answer with oreditthe cunning flre 
     
      “he nmrmumd‘ "w. h" 1 _ oi queetlonewhlch my fair callers 
     
     .b“t 5° m‘ Wm‘ n“ "n" :1 - We Underetpnd V . p-ropounded. "I thlnkl I had named 
     
     ' , It ‘was, hlidiaai" oIdBroflrlln-lldy‘. even th-e remotes; constellations for 
     
    
   
   
    
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     0 midi! "l! them.'.dad_ was congratulating my- 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ' ' ' werenro ‘tron-tum wn 
     
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     ob h. Smith's ||gbr§~itible_ yplrswfllnlive‘. ttledmlltmy- .1115 10 the younger members of the party 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     s. “mars he damn p l, u” npntonmy ordeals,” ‘ . lhnterjectelLd ‘Phat. - as tit has] gear: 
     
     -;smh ‘h ‘ ’  - I eenprove astarsarena - 
     
     n m l as some or!“ t AW» ‘"9" m"? ' ‘ ed, how do the astronomers ever 
     
    
   
   
    
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     l0 them m1 the; yawn. 9‘ A" Aifliflwl slid . 8 Svolsm ena out their names?‘ "—-The Con- 
     
     H__ ‘ "l. , _ were havingattiecusqsio on eucceeo “new 
     
    

    
     ERT m 0N5 Lmg Qfig? in lite. Bald the tornter: "Sucrose is _ ‘ 
     
     It's funny how ‘those i101!“ aailethma" m0“ 999915 lhmk- W135 
     
     rls take to some things and when; was a youps min-l knew a _ _ 
     
     Others. ’ youth‘ who got. a w» In a hi; city Cunqslty 
     
     1:831‘ soliit t i t b ‘ hotel. and it weren't ion}; being-e he _ . 
     
     o s o 'em pa n . u owned tin,- whoo place.’ The}, cots- »Cur’i°s“ is. “d h“ been “om 
     
     any hang Paper. man sagely nodded hla head. "Aye. "m cruugn o!‘ the worm a mane“ 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
        
     
        
     
         
     
        
     
        
     
         
     
         
     
         
     
           
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ' " u” “w”, he 33M’ "h" “m” m“ passion To awaken it .to gratiiy it ' ' I v l I < 
     
     y“ ‘glib sisal-ma: h u" they've iinvented cash regietensij on 8H8“. “new, “d. y“ m“, , _ V _ - f) 
     
     ' 0 y "or u‘. ' r-Wbmethlng alwayaiin suspense, is ’ 4 ;  ‘f 
     
    
   
   
    
     M‘ “Do ome over to dinner again o -. m g . .» 
     
     y: Yes‘ i d“ m“; mwmufi marrow.“ cooed Katrina. vm K tt §§,,°‘§"§f§f f§°wfi§§fofi°ifie u?» , lineman lxeoutivoiwho hurwlltflil" I109" new“): "AI 
     
    
   
   
    
     y: “my?  ' vi gt - . - I t h I'll writ you nlette confirming our conversation 
     
     H, §“""" "”°°‘" °" ‘ 20:03:’: Z.“£l“»’.i‘.°.‘i“°n'3§n.§i§' ‘o! ggiiihlfilifi." M mammt :°t':\iae‘ev‘e.r\ln'n°.,:“ " e _ r -eobnn. 
     
     us ed’ Fan's‘? "w  I hie ‘being enamored o! her oookiil. _ ‘ » - 
     
     _ a l,  “I'm going-to xnake‘: sponge cake." Bunyan“; ‘UP FATHER - —By GEO, MOMANUS 
     
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     An dd Highland clergyman was 
     
     teacher wu giving a drllbla gaunt-g e group oi his people In ~ 
     
     slain: o! words‘ anaflihsir yluego . hell, and npizrlqgu n, 
     
     1'" ‘ 1  iieln repeated‘ the worde: ‘There 
     
     w tell me." she b85111» “WM? ifi ‘éhekwebpihxs  and 511M11- 
     
     ovmsits o! miner-y!" ’ , oggfgmfgr y ‘ ' ' 
     
     ppiness!" said‘ the ‘Bull,  ‘K wbtlldibe Mt at the back o! the 
     
     ' ,, , ‘ n coiled outHWhat about mo» 
     
     dn§§§R°°" "l" ""4"  tfixtnhaifeiiniln ween" d . 
     
     ‘ ‘n; ' looked own over- 
     
     ::3~°§::=fia°tr.nm,” "- " his classes and m4 7"" 8"" 1°" - 
     
    

    
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