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      Case
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      Them,
      Here
      They
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      by
      Danica
      Jackson
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      should
      make
      It’s
      important
      to
      know
      Nobody
      sits
      on
      this
     
    
   
   
    
     
      signs
      like
      this
      for
      where
      all
      the
      exits
      are
      bench
      because
      the
     
     
      beds
      instead
      of
      in
      case
      you
      get
      caught
      squirrels
      who
      live
      in
     
     
      floors.
      running
      around
      naked
      _
      the
      tree
      behind
      it
      are
     
     
      in
      the
      computer
      room.
      protective
      of
      their
     
     
      nuts.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      tries
      a
      new
      Charles
      Schultz's
      son
      _
      Last
      semester’s
     
    
   
   
    
     
      marketing
      approach
      eae
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      bute
      shipment
      of
      “join
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      with
      vending
      machines.
      everytime
      a
      characteris
      Brain
      Gain”
      hats.
     
     
      supposed
      to
      say
      “Good
     
     
      Grief”
      he
      writes
      “sweet
     
     
      fuck”