ATTENTION P.O. 'd STUDENTS 
     
     AND PROFESSORS OF ALL 
     
     SORTS! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Exam time is drawing near and 
     
     everyone seems to be slacking 
     
     off. I‘d advise a good doSe 
     
     of cat-nip or even human—nip 
     
     for this. You should perk 
     
     up, after all, this is the 
     
     most important thne of the 
     
     school year (besides Winter 
     
     Carnival, of course) and 
     
    

    
     it's about time you glanced 
     
     ‘at a book or two, even if it's 
     
     just to see the title so 
     
     you'll know what courses 
     
     you're taking! 
     
    

    
     You've all had to put up 
     
     with your profs, and although 
     
     there are many wonderful 
     
     ones (as wonderful as a 
     
     prof can be) there are always 
     
     a few bad apples. 
     
    

    
     For example, how about 
     
     the professor who comes U; 
     
     class tem minutes late and 
     
     then make up for it, 
     
     then to make up for it, 
     
     stays an extra ten minutes at 
     
     the end of class, wasting 
     
     your break. I'd personally 
     
     like to shred his brief- 
     
     case, or better yet, his 
     
     briefs! 
     
    

    
     Then there is the profes- 
     
     sor who writes so small on 
     
     the blackboard that even 
     
     the front row needs a 
     
     ‘telescope to make it out. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Reconunended hVVVhere 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Eatin Canada' 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     “emergené 3 .    
     
    
   
   
    
     {lecture once and when I 
     
    
   
   
    
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     @dics ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Did you ever attend a lecture 
     
     and feel as though you're at 
     
     an auction because your prof 
     
     talks so fast? I was at a 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     . L. 
     
     #1550 bmarlav 
     
    
   
   
    
     O 
     
     00....O...OOOOOOUOIOOOOOOOOOOO. 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
     lifted up my paw to ask a 
     
     question, I suddenly found 
     
     myself the owner of a 
     
    

    
     six hundred pound heifer? 
     
    

    
     We know you have a hard 
     
     job but why not act as 
     
     human beings ( although $ 
     
     we're more partial to ‘ 
     
     animals) as well as p 
     
     professors. 
     
    

    
     Other more serious 
     
     complaints have to do with 
     
     exams. When these are 
     
     held on weekends or at 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     DKXHWN AND TUESDAY 
     
     Mini Pizza Sub and Beverage 
     
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     WEDNESDAY AND- THURSDAY 
     
     ‘Captain Burger and Beverage 
     
     $ 1.99 ' ~ 
     
    
   
   
    
     FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 
     
     1/4 lb Shopsy HOtdog 
     
     and Beverage 
     
    

    
     night, a problen’sometflnes S 1,99 
     
     arises for students who 
     
     have jobs. And then who 
     
     would sweep the streets 
     
     of Charlottetown? 
     
    

    
     To all those inconsiderate 
     
     professors, Odie and I lift 
     
     our legs in a salute to you! 
     
    
   
   
    
     SUNDAY l ' 
     
     Free Fries On Order Over 
     
     $ 2.00 . ‘ - 
     
    
   
   
    
     HOURS KENT STREET IOCATION 
     
     SUN. 11:00 AiM - 12:00 P.M.. 
     
     MON. TUES. lO:30-A.M. — 12:00 P.M.' 
     
     WED.&THURS. 10:30 A.M. - 2:00 AJ’E. 
     
     FRI.&SAT. 10:30 INM. — 3:00 A.M. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MALL IOCATION OPEN DURING MALL HOURS 
     
    
   
   
    
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      mm. 115 m swarm 
     
    
   
   
    
     - garmea Em? “am 
     
    
   
   
    
     A“ 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Specializino in 
     
    
   
   
    
     _ IebaneSe wood, -fhat Andy C} has been‘charnung his “Egg 
     
    
   
   
    
     "  I ’ .‘  t 
     
     — Seafood, ' -._ : OW“ own' , ’ »J _; , 
     
     _ Salads ' I; —that the boys_are on the road again. 
     
    
   
   
    
     - . n - 1= —that L.P. hasn't been eating lately. 
     
    

    
     Dallv LdnCh OpeClaLé ~that'Lynn's Passion Pit is open late on“ ‘ 
     
    

    
     ' ’ Saturday nights. (for invited guests onlyl) '_ 
     
    

    
     A ,-that people settle for matches when they'can't 
     
     make a phone call. ' _ ' ‘g- 
     
     —that Robbie and Pat were "washed" up\ 
     
     Saturday night. .. 
     
    

    
     —that Denise was in a bad fsituation". < ‘ 
     
     —that what he doesn't know won't hurt _' ‘ ’ 
     
     him (or her). Thank God. 
     
    

    
     -that 'M.R. better learn to stick around. 
     
    

    
     -that the next bus leaves April l7.' 
     
    
   
   
    
     - that the barn is catering to vmflding parties. 
     
     - that Mary can't get no satisfaction,?(but 
     
    
   
   
    
     keeps on trying). ~l 
     
    
   
   
    
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