" y 1o. 192s ..-r—- r.- TIIE BAROIIETEB (By Howard Hillel)- in the Ananiaa act. unvaralshed fact. perfect othervvlse,-- ‘- find little need of lies. e world's accusing vliew, icuiousiy true: harmless, almost white, sins just out of sight. We llc about each shameful act that shows us at our worst, ilolster up the first, pd ae deceive and yarn and lie. and falsify and flb. memhk. and prevarlcate, ad inifliit- um, ad lib! pr ‘manifold misdeeds are cause-and lies are their elects- -- sla in fifty seven ways-and false- bond follows next. fellow Ananlnses, if you and l must lir. l proves our "batting average" of mis- ‘ deeds is running high. BUILDING Till‘; CIIILDH IIOIIY. o] would rather spend tcn dollars or milik snd have the comfort. ut "owing that the chilidren arc well; "m, rgpPllfl five dollars fur doctor ill," said a wise father who had the leasure of seeing his children climb at of poor health into sturdinesa—- pd all because the mother went to . food demonstration and learned how to fced them correctly. She hnd sen giving meals like this: Pancakes and coffee for breakfast: prcnd, jelly. pie and a fried-cake ln their school lunch: and boiled rice. fried potatoes, bread and butter for slipper. The children wars winder-weight, slept poorly and had such poor rc- aistance to disease tiint they were al- most always sick. ' The diet they had was nearly all rarhohyarates: starches and sugar. .lt lacked vitamins and mineral salts ~without which nobody can thrive. The amount of vitamins and mineral salts needed is not large. but they nre essential. The body will ‘not function properly without them. They have been likened to the spark. small but vital, and without which tbc auto Mil nut riia. To correct tho children's diet. the rruither ‘gave them apples. oranges, lettuce. tomatoes. carrots, lfliflllll. cabbage. onions, a variety of other fruits and vegetables. a portion of milk dnlliy, an egg now and then. and plenty of real butter-not a but- ter substitute. The crpcnse of the family living was no gt —-eonsldsring the sick- ness expanse-and the father and another had-the! satisfaction of sec- lng their boys and girls building up finr. healthy bodies. DYE ll’ YOU MUST IIUT DYE IVITII CARE. it is no sin to dye wine's hair. Yet how lnany devotees of the tlyc pot will Tess up to lis use? In the great majority of cases they might as well, for. with the uneven streaky rc- suit the non-professional usually gets. it is as easy to count‘ tbc “rr- inuches" in the hair as it is to tell the age of a tree by its annual rings of growth. The dililcuity usually is that tile dye. tinstcatl of coloring iha hair la- side as nature does, merely paints ll on tho outside of the transparent out- er tube. with the same effect as when painting a pane of glass. The glass la still lhcre but its transparency ds destroyed. Granted, for the sake of argument. Woman might be better off if she lat hair dyes alone. Ixcspt in very rare eases whore great mental shock does tho work. hair does not turn white over night. Here's tha pity. 7M’ ll ll the gradual turning. extending aver Years. that women cannot stand. “Silver strands among the gold." sounds more glorious act to tnuslt- than it looks framing a fominine ""- lieaidcs it is hard to shake arc- Tll! Ion-vi ‘from ‘the thntliizht that white hairs are synonomous with old "It llndcr those circumstances one raanoi blame a woman for "touch- los no" her hair. Bat stop, look, listen. ivefore you attempt to bring hack those chariti- lag shades of youth. There's danger shred. if you don't watch out. Ba wary of the unlabeled bottle. tllililillis poisoning hy beauty pnflvfll era arr today on record nearly four hundred cases of parsphenylcnc and hairdressers using unreliable dye t nsratrioas. ' l? you don't want skin eruptions. rear-ma. inflamed eyes, and t-ven stomach disturbances. he must lions. if dye you must. secure a "quid hair dye that wli-ll not Ililly color the hair inside as nature does. "l" "In! ._il guaranteed absolutely free "cm llnriipbeayiane dlarairte. "P "Ilv tniiier ]|f)|g()n_ (‘llll- iarrrics roa. usa: arm DECORATION. The revival of lattice is a new note ln architecture. Lattice ds of very "IIPII-nt origin, bs-inf used many rant- "ll" lIn in French and Italian’ gard- '_"'- ll as u today. both, vul- Ilule ths house ad la. for decorative uses. . . l lt arlds beauty and daintiness to lllre walls, and disguises detective. proportions. lt may supply support for vines. or tit may be used to form pergoilss, garfigh hauls-s. or screens for unsightly objects. it gives privacy to little bsek yards or guards tha porch "on! llfylng syas. st tab, mat timl permitting the occupants a vliew Onl- it used to liold up rapidly rowing "l0". the lattice ust lle strong as wall III ornamental. or interior decora- tioa, It may be very slander srnldsinty. as when it cond ts an ivy vine about n window. is popular‘ in "I parlors and dining ppruhsl. Ill ma: and in living roeaih to gtvs In sir of outdoors in cold weather. With vi and “mm our ‘fining 0t bu bird . snap ' atlas a°i§ia'."n?.'t'i.n.t- "Mun. semi for nothing but seati- mut sad deco tloa. ft may siss- pphstlltutiag fiction for the plain in Indicates our eonduct's far from our deeds need no condoning, we ut when they do. to hide them from th e mask them lllltltil‘ phrases net met- nd though our little fictions may be 8y pre signals we are keeping graver hen follow up with many more to bras and potted plants em wlltfi. eke.‘ and t... evittseatsl t,» with almost any lhuiltlin") liliii4'l‘li|i lstucce. brllck or wood, and may infliaite dcalgns—but the should be an artist and que. caption. lines. No hungler shout. cu reful study. PADS. FAB]! IONS. FOIBLES flrepes materials. softened by chiffon sleeves, and chlflona monds. and scrolls. short. fourteen women and con servo t i ve inches for “Winch. Dresses ilcss. lli i n u. dresses. HIIICLF CONVENIENCE. ‘bold the teapot and coffee pot, the suit. pepper and packages of cereal will save ilic- housewife many steps, in order. Stich n shelf, too, will add asst to housekeeping. It; tags; gugh llttle things. sometimes, to change a kitchen from awkardness to conven- ience and iankes the difference between drudgery and a happy homekeopln . A new touch. like n new toy. gives new enthusiasm; once in a while to keep our spirits fresh. While we have ‘the carpenter to make the shelf. why not have him alaomake a knife rack to hold spoons and paring knives. and have you a convenient rack for kettle covers? A place to put the kitchen tools, where they can be qullckly reached on dc- mand is almost as important as the tools tbeinsclvps. Our kitchens should be handy workshops-and then we would become better craftsmen. NERVE llEAl/l‘ ll This is a strenuous agc and the hurry and strain are hard on thc norvoiis sfvsicm. Furthermore lliPtil- cal records loll us that. women are more suscepimit- to nervous irritabil- _ity than are men. Of course. Wt‘ would’! adiiilt that tol“qiir better halves". but we might as well be wise to ii: ourselves and act upon it, Exercise, cold baths, fresh air and simple lliet help to build up the nervous system. Frequently relaxing relieves the strain: and it is good to merely close the eyes for a moment occasionally, Singing and thoughts when about one'a work will smooth the kinks out of a fretful day. (‘old baths are an especial nerve tonic. Take them ln tiie morning and follow with a brisk rub. Run a little water rlnto the bath tub, then sit in it and give yourself a quick splash. liop out promptly and rub yourself until you feel a warm glow. HBEETING ron cvwraiivs Home of the prettiest curtains one can have are made of unbleached sin-et- ing. with strips of gingham or pnint on u side and curl for trimming. One beauty of such curtarins is that they can bo laundered frequently without tiolug iiiciii harm and when freshly Washed and ironed they arc as good as new. They give u cool clean ap- pearance to room and hang in grace- ful folds. Table covers. bod spreads. furniture covers or handy hags may ho used ln tho rootn. made of the same materials anti with the same trim. This will tic the furnishings of the room toget- her and make the room harmonious. Scientific‘: ‘Facts NEWEST NOTES 0F SCIENCE. Elephant hair dyed and woven. is being made into jewelry at Paris. New folding chairs collapse so coni- pilctiy that nine occupy‘ but a fout of NIIIIIW‘. Alirinsi all bolncs in Norway h"? electric service and use electric appli- ant-es. A metal lluurd has been patented that can br- slipped over a soft broom to stiffen It. Liiumter la unknown to a tflili’ 0f aborigines living in (‘llw-u and Jnnkltfl Iii t'e.i'ion. Ailplea and oiiu-r fruits that will roll are sold by a new coin liIi ll ll“ machine. The first radio broadcasting station in Yugoslavia is planned for the city of Zagreb. For inotonists flvllllllPh scrstchar to bs eluuipoti on n stesrinff Wllfifl "l" has been invented. Tvru riders on ,o sinaii German auto- mobile all astrids a tunab- lent ell" behind the other. - For anywhere water has to be Pill‘- riod an inventor has combined a kitch- en table and bath tub. qq... flplililtlti government has been asked to build an electric railway (""11 (forunua lo Suniiafllt- ‘ Scientists have flifllm-‘l "l" ""717 700,000 spiders would be required t0 roam-e a pound of web. The development of electric I10"? enterprises. illl Jlilll" ll" film“ ' surplus of power In that country- Bchind a new motor driven lawn mower can be hitched a tWli-Wllfllfiil "pry to enshle its operator to ride. There has been a steady decline p. poprrurs petroleum production nines this maximum was reached in i909- A new wall bracket for s telephone slides up and down several inches tn suit persons of different stature!- A camera tripod of Enllllh laven- tlcri weighs less than s pound and can be folded to svrvs as s walking ‘tan p. lunged jn stick form in a haw pen and made svsllshie for use hy dipping the point of the pen ln i1f.‘ ' :- have .' build six doable track subways with can] length of about 50 miles at o Ihednvsntor of s. new dvvlfl f" whipping erssia claims that it cem- larvs to hsrrnoa house and ssrass. """“"- “i."t9.t.itai"'t$ Bflfllh. plstss its work fa l0 seconds without w". tannin ur surname is are popular (‘rope drcsscs are often Quilting is a new trimming. used on coats and suits. chiefly on taffeta and liutlns. lt is in designs of parallel lines, illn- iikirts are stllil yniiligflr tn-clvc inches for morn are sblrred at the shoulder. neck and hip anti in front to provide a soft l‘iill. (‘apes are very chic for trim- 'l'be_v arc worn with all types of dress, from sport frocks i0 evening A shelf near tho kitchen siovt- to besides helping to keep the cupboards and we need that -' had scales happy ‘tofre THE CHARLOTPETOWN GUARDIAN ' Grins’ F Tale-s. i A 20th Century Version of Stories You Have Heard Before THE KING OF THE BLACk ISLANDS By GREGORY GRIN Fisherman") back a moment. When we signed off last week towel tional fish. ‘blood. l well-know She said that if putting the trick she would have him is full of'em. water. 0f this goofy layout. working the "contlnued-in-our-next‘ wife to make way for the next one the King “The Story of the Fisher man." but this Wise Baby hnd ‘Dian be- (Continuation or "The Story of the _ painted the culor of the building 0r he“ we catch ourselves rcilhanded of the trim. Almost endless variety may hp “flfld the building of lattice. There are tic-signer understand proportions and the beauty of line to uiake it harmonious and not grotes- Linea are such as tools of de. One may fool‘ the eye by tlie length and breath or density of be entrust- ed to plan the lattice for your housp or garden. To make a luiiit-e (iescrvea As L0t's wile remarked, let's look Sadie, the world's champion teller 0f bed-time stories, had the King hanging on the ropes like a wet because of his anxiety to learn the mystery of the conversa- also lwhy the Bimbo whom the Fisherman and his com- paaions had found in the castle was solid stone from the waist down. while from his eommisssry depart- ment ‘to the rooi he was fleah and ilncitleataily, “taikiag-flsh" would- n't not a rise out of anybody in this n day and age—Fiorida Sadie, as you will remember, was gag. so that the King wouldn't sep- arate her from her head: for it was the King's merry plan to marry a different girl each A. M. The high cost of divorces didn't worry him any more than a mosquito with "a broken bill worries a statue of Na- poleon, for at the grid of each day ‘he bad his hired help bump off his The night ‘before Sadie had told nod it s0 that she would be just at the most interesting lpart when the quitting whistle blew. and the King was so interested that he told her n't believe it. ish the story. She now stood before him ssllll Ialalldfl." ret of the talking-fish. that he knew it hatter bark. He said his name was Mah him ‘flMuddy" for short, he King than he fell for a awel Frill like According legs hack on Muddy would turn the Liisriestoning tn about s Illllllll But in those days ute when it came to looks, and car- llie Only fish they liad ever seen rled ‘herself like a Ritz waiter in a and came out of the Hash House. Talk about the voice- So naturally the King was with-a-smile. This kid had a voice all stirred up to learn the bow-come with a laugh. t ‘once. him like Gra t They were girl on New Year's Eve. Truth of . hard and constantly. - test one morning in his bedroom, not knowing that he was still be- tween the sheets. . ‘Even then, this 1B K. Sap would- ‘lie thought these Europe has bccn extended to complete the routs from Paris to Constantinople. \\'iili u. new form of‘ gu-itiir with two sets of strings a musician can play an air and its accompaniment iit the some time. German air lines last year covered 4.000,000 kilometers and carrlcti 48,000 passengers with but two serious ac- i-lilcnta. As a crank is turned on a new tic- vice safety raaor blades are sharpen- ed on each sido alternately by revolv- ing hon-log disk. More than 600 sets of headphones at as many beds are served by a single sevcufube [radio receiving set in a London hospital. Additional safety is flfllllnGd by a Chicago lnvontor for a step ladder with double bracing and two extra wide steps lit the top. 'l'ia- heat. is so intense in Australia's dccilest gold mine that tho workers are sprayed with water pumped from the top of the shaft. ltecordiufl incchaniam for player piano (music rolils ,thnt. registers a musciun's touch accurately hi"! ll\‘4‘ii invented by n noted pianist. (‘unadn is estimated to produce more ‘than iltl per cent. of the world's asbes- tos. lihodesla and the Union hf South Afrtca ranking next. A new portable aerial for rad-lo sets. although it consists of more than 100 fcct of w-irc. can be reeled within n case and carried in a pocket. One oi‘ the three sections of a. French Inventor's walking stick that screws together contains a fountain pen and the other a led pencil, Heat from an ilncundescant damp draws water up a wick and vnpnrisr-s it in a new device for keeping cigars moist or deodorlsing a room. internal combustion engines uivinl aratytlcne gas for faei have been invent- ed in Germany for light automobiles and s small type of airplane- ‘To be built into a wail s flrepflwf cabinet for electric mt irons hss been invented. having a rest for an iron on the inside of its door. , The English inventor of a new jug on the themes lmttic prlnéilile claims that it will keep water at boll- inlt temperature for three hours. The holes on the top ct s new slit shaker are kept closed sgsinat dust and moisture nalll its user DIM"! l lever at one side to move a cover. Amorirsp endless tread tractors have been adopted by a lumber company in burma to do the work heretofore- performed by sir-sham in eliinrlear- An inventor has‘ designed an iron- ing board to be hiugled against s will and with a hinge in its miller l» ll can he used in two dldsrent team... A German railway has been rtlltlll‘ pod with an electric crafts that strad- dlea tracks and lifts one and of s car at a time when repairs are ta he Iusdv. Special courses of instruction hi7! been developed for motion ctiirs the; tre organlsts to enable j m to their music to pictures being shown. A barge has been designed in lins- land to receive hslslt water pumped ‘ ‘ and ‘ all contains to prevent it contaminating harbo s. _ Pholngrsphy htsrs pro ‘d ttgiat oesla svsra ell I izuheelsht Jinn...»- tlam sad tit ln storms they sometime rlss as his! '3. s9 s‘: use Ostlrrhasoao it nilhtli! M‘ in un- has been invented by a German scient- ist as a substitute for steam driven turbines in the production of electric- 'l‘he telephone systems of the French ity. f-itlvs ol‘ Nice, Orleans, Dicppo and Vichy have been made wholly automa- tic aml changes are underway in sev- eral of the larger cities. A tug boat that has been designed for handling barges in shallow water cil on an endless chain between twin hulls that support it. ‘Vhlte cliffs reach-lug to the elbows that can be slipped over their coat sleeves have been supplied to London tratlle policemen to make them more conspicuous at night. A mouth shield that can be hung from spectacle frames has been invent- ed for the use of physicians. dentists and barbers to protect their patrons as xvcii as themselves. Using gas for fuel, an llllnols Inven- tor's device employs a jet of steam and cleansing cheiiilealifto wash nutonio blles or. under pressure, to remove grease and oven pail i. Italy's available wuierpnwcr is cati- lnatcd to cqual tho power derived from 17,000,000 tons of coal. about seven tenths of which is in tha northern portion of the country. A novel dishwasher is globular. dish- es placed on a rack being revolved by n eraak on the outside through water and loft in tho machine to dry after tho water is emptied. Of South African invention is a pro- cess for keeping meat fresh for lung periods by dipping it in a secret soi- ntion that dries and forms an air tight coating, easily removed. A form of phonograph that records voices and reproduces them as heard when broadcast has been invented to enable radio announcers to correct de- fects In their ovm speech.‘ After‘ naive npenfrnsnts an Aus- trian claims to have developed s do- vlee that prodacss charcoal equal in heating value _to the best anthracite from wood or slilvlngs. Cornell University sciciltlsts have found that glass can be made without sand by using in its place a compound of germanium. a newly discovered metal extracted from, sine oxide. (Shock Your Nose Cold . .. . . . Relief In 5 Minutes . . The quickest remedy for s cold ‘ls OATAIMIHOONII. ,You_ get lu- stant elfect from Catarrhoaene. becbuas you breaths it. Every breath you draw through the little inhaler carries -s healing antisep- tic vapor that can't tail to clear the‘ nose. throat and breathing organs. - ‘By using ggsrrhosoad ssvsrsl times each day you wsrd off Ton- lllltll. Oatsrrh. Iaflusnse-you keep clear of Sore Throat. Host sud other winter ills. No nvodleiee to, take-just s soothing vapor to breaths. You esn Nd. , on use it in ch rah. (host-restrain it with the —snd this is the line of grapefruit noon Club. she handed him under the nick name of-"rhe King of the Black oroom hustlers for a row of fold- ‘ t ‘ P4 Well, the fisherman and his com- panions approached this guy ‘"10 had s run-slag gear like a statue ' and asked him if be knew the ser- He replied tha-n a middle-aged dog k110i" how 1° mud, but that all the boys WhO 118811 to do plain and fancy drinking around his father's cast-IQ called Now when his father kicked off, Muddy became King. No sooner ‘was the stock market Milk! when all the suckers have bought. to Muddy. this bfllly was entited t0 a fOIIFtQBH-Bilil Bal- and a figure that would make Annette Keliermaan dive in twice and come up only Well, Muddy. hadn't been around much and this Traffic Stopper took took Richmond. rried and for five years he was happier than a chorus the matter was, this fioaay rib was playing him like't‘he neighbor's work the player plane- This he learned when a couple of broom- and-dustpaa experts had a jaw eon- is propelled by perforated cups mount- h’ argcliagflthatllosntakis she could live another day to tin-l two sheet and pillow tosaera were merely rehearsing for the third de- Ladies Tuesday After- Bree of the lag-beds when one of them begged him to investigate first. They warn- ed him net to drink the hooteh which his wife was in the habit of (ilniixlng for him each day for if he i asleep as a night watchman. New ‘Muddy hadn't missed tak- - lug his nightly canned heat high- haii since about the time Julius Caeaor was in short pants. He was one of those guys whose nose made him look like he was in the pink of condition. So he knew his wife would he as suspicious as i a. prohibition agent l: he cried to pull the Voiatead Act when she passed him the corn sweat. Like the man ‘in the iron Mask. he knew be couldn't laugh it off. But Muddy hadn't been running around with Gold Diggers all his life for zero. and he knew all the newest ways for ditching a glass of concentrated -pll1k elephants with- out the other pa/rty getting Jerry. Now Mandy's wife lied ‘been putting it over him like a teat for years. She figured he was so dumb that he thought the Christ- mas Spirit was a new drink. Con- wquentiy she had grown careless and when she slipped him the usual shot or ombaliniug fluid. he ditched it without her being t‘he wiser. Then while he feigned sleep, she came and stood over him, and gave him the horse giggle. “There, you big bum." ahe said. "I hope you take a sleep that will make King Tut's look like a. eat nap. You "are a big toothache to ma. ‘and the only thing that keeps me from knocking you for a row of hearses is the fact that i don't look good in black," she added. i lMuddy, pretending to be as sound asleep as a policeman on ‘a. night beat, watched her enter one of those female assembling depart.- lmenta which 8K6 entitled "houdolrs" in the High Nose district and “bed- room" in the Low Rent section. . When she came out, she was all dressed up like a wax dummy in a f-ihOp window. Muddy had to coa- fees that she "was deuces wild when it came to good looks. On -her way out she didn't pay any more attention to him thlan a. tired business man pays to the male members of a Back-to-Neture dance act. Consequently it wag oats for him to trail her like the back wheels follow the front ones. Soon she arrived at what more Jean Libby has nicknamed a “try- sting place." There she met a big hum who was known around town as Subway, because die was so sunk. Honestly this- Egg could wear n lilsh hat and walk under a. snake without atooping, he was tha; 10w down! - After Muddy saw thali- greeting he did not need a special edition of the Arabian Gazette to tell him that his wife knew this big bologna hotter than pale women know the Pink Pill Queen. . The thought of his wife failing for a low comedy ape like this went to -Muddy's head like hair tonic. and, waiting until his wife went to the Spring for a drink. he drew his sword and took a swing at the neck of this horrible example of “why girls leave home." Figuring that the ‘big lFeul Bali was deader than business at a hot dog stand during a Hebrew picnic, Muddy ‘bent it for home and flopped back on the couch just as he had: been when his wile had iaatpseen m. .l|| But 1Muddy's elm had been ret- ten. Instead of getting the hi; Palulm in tha neck, he had nicked him in the head. inasmuch as his head was as lhard as a Loan Sharlfs heart, he was, as the girl with the tambourine put it. down but. not out. He could neither move nor speak. so when his Sweet Mama returned, he was a. total loss as far as being able to toil her who bad sis-peed him down. if some one bad told her t/hat ea- other woman had a hat ametly- like her own, she could not have taken it any harder. When she finally controlled her grief she had her wounded sblek carried late the sec- ret room in the castle and vowed that she would bring him back to normal or tear the sleeves out of her camisole. Then she went towvhere her hus- bfliid lay. and he pretended that he was just coining out from under the ‘ knockout drops. ‘Muddy asked wlhy her eyes were so red and she started to pass him a hunch of applesauce about. having heard- that her brother lhsd died. iMuddy let her flliiah the sob-sister stuff and then came back with a. nstt, ‘i801 your ancient, patterns; ancestor." Realising tllllt he was not! to her Ike a. mustard plaster, his wife flew into a rage and revealed the fact that in addition to being u false as a. set of store teeth. she was also a witch. “raving her hands over him she mumbled. "Hokus Pokua Florida llealeattte," and changed his running gear into solid atone, remarking ss she did so-"l guess that will hold you for s while, you insufficient Papa." Daily. since than, the favorite in- door sport of this hard-hearted Hannah had been to give Maddy 100 love pats across the here shoulders with s. bullwhip, st the same time wise-cracking him about having "the skin she loved to touch". . . ‘ ‘While Ifuddy he'd been teillfl story. his listeners had been work- lag their heads like s Ford ‘owner "M," you're not the first flan who‘ lfli been made hslf dummy by a pretty woman; neither will you this last. lad d don't mesh maybe. "tl have sn ides," btmtllflfl tld s. ml of "fisehrgt-pfem olutrh new-W lsaosse or ‘ihlvdr. Complete, 31.00. _ I éfm thll tibfllhlflg lnlflll Gilt He was just about to knock both it would put him as sound d Pt sud the Old more gold pieces thsn there are chin: m m ilxciasivs; calico-arias Health _ ~l tite__ra_ture ‘bythg ‘missed 0N3 lodisty Yr '8AFETY FOR SWIMMERS 0f 8 DOYLE. mere’ lives are 10st: It is unfortunate that more peopi of the most 0f Healuh as follows: eating. Welt until quentiy causes cramps. . Quit before you get tired pletely exhausted. you get "that tired feeling." tired, ‘but a human being cannot. dealy crashing mlng place. swift thrash your arms and legs wildly. you to tlhe surface. heed. You wllineed it. sition ready for n stroke. You mirbt step into s hole and need a quick stroke to get you out. 7. Don't go into a. swimming pool if you are not well. Communicable dlBBB-SBB. such aa typhoid fever, common colds, pink-eye, skin. ear. fluently Spread in swimming pools by persona who are suffering from such diseases. Learn how to revive a drowning person. - 8. Everyone who swims should know how to revive a drowning P911011.- lf you are a swimmer and don't know what to do when a per- son apparently ldrowna learn now lhow to apply the Sdhaefer prone pressure method of resuscitation. ‘If every swimmer knew about, this method and were to put. it into practice immediately, whenever ne- CBSBMY. many lives would be saved each year. The American Red Gross issues bulletins on swimming and life-saving, in which the Schae. fer prone pressure method of reviv- ll18 persons who appear to he drowned la described in complete detail, i1f all swimmers will observe these simple rnisspr ‘safety. they can do much to make swimming a Sal?!‘ fliwrt. There ls no form of recreation more lhealthful. it only remains for those who indulge in Swimming to remove its dangers ‘and destroy the fears or many who are too timid to venture near the water. "Hysemn everything will s. Jake win. w“, "Just tell me where she keeps this‘ his we and I will do the rest." When the King received the de- sired information he started for the secret room, more kick in the Queen's sweetie than there is 1n Mr. Voisteetfs idea. of a wonderful beverage. ‘That's that." said the King. as he wiped off his cheese knife, "now for the Queen." Putting on the clothes of the de- funct Sheik. the King ray on the couch to await the Queen. He didn't have to wait ‘any longer than tlhe dwellers in s tenement wait for tha landlord on rem, day, When she entered. the King, imi- toting the voice of lior sweet daddy. Biioke to her, saylnk: ‘ilf you will take the jinx 0ft your husband's Olmsfiia. my voice will he complete- ly restored." When the Queen lhoard the voice, she was happier "hi"! Pflllyaana and she said that if putting the legs ‘back on Muddy would turn the trick, she would have lblm Chariestonlng in about a minute. ' "All TlKht, go d0 your stuff," 0r- demd the pseudo lover, “but don't come back until tomorrow." Soon Muddy came rushihg in as full of 10y as a. monkey is of fleas. “King. you are the giraffeh ton- sils!" he cried. "How can 1 ever repay you?" ‘That's as easy as selling electric fails in Hades." replied the King, "simply tell me why the fish which my fisherman caught in your i-ske can talk." Thou Muddy told ‘him that the fish were his people who Ihad been betwitcliod by Old Bettieax, as he lovingly called his wits. "is there no way obey can be made as they were?" inquired the ill-B "All we got l0 do is to knock ‘Mrs. Bad Luck lbr a quick trip to the cemetery." taswersd Muddy. 48o the next dsy when the Queen entered the secret room she came out a fit subject for the undertaker. Immediately a gm: shout was heard. Looking out the window, lMuddy sad the King ssw his people mining out 0f tha lake taster than Fords out of Detroit, - Muddy was adopted by tha King llllhsrmsn was given wads of lam under tits tables in s works s rented battery dope out Willllll’ l" m“! parlor. . y.’ p; ‘Qt him our, q ‘pa, jam. Wihen ssdia rebelled this point in “Lugup-Mqqay," a ca; m‘, her story. her huabsnd gave her the alga. Looking her sensibly in the a)! he ssid-"Ktd you're too good to die sad if you'll tio just two things for me your life will be spared." "What are they. lilssterf" asked Sadie. eagerly. ‘Git down and wipe off your turnstiles. sadtixitspssisst chfh," rspllsd GO Old Boy. Swimming under proper condi- tions, is one of the most healthful Through failure to db- aerve certain necessary precautions, lhowever. every year many swim- o not knew and observe the simple rules for swimming la safety. They are based on common sense, and are not hard to remember. Some important of these rules are given in a recent bulle- tin ot the ‘California State Board 1. Don't swim immediately after 2. Don't swim while overheated. you have cooled off. Failure to observe these rules fre- 3. Don't swim until you are com- Step before Fish can swim all day wiiihout getting 4. If you are going to dive into the water. make certain that it is deep enough. Many a perfectly 800d head has ‘been ruined by sud- on the hard cen- crete or rocky bottom of a. swim- 5. Should you be caught in a current or undertow, don't Let the force of the current lbring Keep your 8. Always ‘have your arias in po- noae and throat infections are fre- Two minutes ' after he arrived, there wasn't any - ro-cowwoa-oo-o MAKING A _DOLL8 HOUSE The style of pattern that is fairly easy to make is shown in Fig. 1. but if there is a supply 0f dolls furniture available. mgkn the house or n size to suit desired amount. dotted in Fig. 3. The part C wit/h tbegehimney addition B forms the back wail. and a similar piece. cut through at the vertical dotted line, is needed for tfhe front walls. The part D is the other outer end wall. and a second piece, of the same shape. but only as high as the horizontal dotted line E. is required for the right hand wall of tilie stair- case as shown in place in Fig. 3. All those parts should be mark- ed out to the desired scale on nice smooth wood about 1-4 to 3-8 th inch thick. and then sewn to shape. The edge must be planed smooth and true and any ticsired window out 0f the ‘doorway as it will form the base f0r tho door itself and save a. lot of trouble in fitting. The main parts of tlhe roof are best cut and titted when the walls are erected. For the base make up a good stout board about 1 inch thick with strong battens screwed to tlbe underside near each end. lMaka this base a little larger all round than the overall sizes of the house. chamfer the edges and then proceed to erect the walls. ‘Commence by fixing the back wall by glueing and screwing; than lpiace the right hand outer wail on to the front face at the corner of the back wail, and glue and screw together. Take particular care to see that all walls are perfectly up- right and square in plan. _ Next fix the inner wall at the right of the staircase as shown in Fla. 3 and cut pieces of thin smooth board for the floor and the ceiling of the rooms at the right as shown in Fig. 3. fixing them to the enld walls with glue and fine nails. ‘It will be found best to mekeead fit such permanent pieces as the staircase. and fireplaces. before go- ing further with. the walls as it is so much easier to get at them at this stage. The staircase is eas- ily mado ‘by building the steps with separate strips of thin wood glued- and pinned to the aidepioce or “strung” as it is called. Flt the landing piece and remember to cut out the doorways to the rooms before finally fixing these parts. Thea fix the next division wail and any other desired internal par- titions and also fireplaces and the like, and finally fix tho right hand outer wall. The next step is to a dolls‘ house ls an intriguing thing to make but it takes a good deal of time to finish it of-f nicely. the model may be adapted to individual taste but one and very attractive when finished The model may be a small affair only 18 ins. or so in length, 0r a pretentious building say 5 ft. lOIiZ- The reader must decide personally. it is wise to The diagram Fig. 2 is drawn to scale and can be enlarged to any Ts-o pieces A are needed, one fur the outer end wail at the left when looking at the entrance front of the model, and one to form the division wall at the left of the staircase as shown openings such as those outlined in. Fig. 2 pierced with a fine ire-team, Remember to keep the piece cut‘ PAGE NTN‘! The Handy Man's Corner end walls and provide s miniature turn ibotton to keep them closed. The nbxt. operation is moflnx. and ch13 should prelflli. no difficul- ty as the galble is straight and only has to be covered with fiat pieces of wood. The other part. of the roof ahouid- be shaped ea Blibwii Bl F in Fig, 2 making two pieces the 53mg size and fitting them t0 the end D and the other part of the root already fixed. There now only remains to make and {it the porch which is a very simple Job, and to collilllelfl U16 chimneys. These are made a-a shown in Fig. 4. by fitting sides and a facing piece to the upstand- ing part on the main Wllllfl. Th0 top is enclosed with a rectansiilfll’ piece or wood and topped with a shaped chimney pot. A suggestion for making up the fireplaces l-s giv- e11 la Fig. 6 which is partly in sec- l tion to show how the thin piece?- o! wood are shaped and put togeth- er. Now comes the moat interesting part of .the work and that is the fia- lshias. painting and fiirlllfllllill- Doors and windows have t0 b9 made and fitted. the former hinged with small brass hinges, the latter may he pieces of glass held in place with a. rebatod frame like a picture frame fixed to the back 0f tlifl 00' enlng. The window bare can he represented by paintwork, 0'.‘ actu- ally lby strips of thin wood Klimt! across the opening. _ The interior can be pnpered with miniature wall paper made for tha purpose, or painted. distemper-ed. or finished in any desired manner. The roof looks well painted a slate gray while the outer walls can ‘be painted. or papered Witli one of the excellent brick papem now made for dolls houses. Elec- tric lighting and other features can he added aliCOfdilJlg to the age of tho owner of the dolls house. and the enthusiasm of the build- hlnge the front walls to the caterer. "All tHall The Power of Jesus Name" About the middle of the Eight- eenth Century in England there was a little magazine widely cir- culated- among evangelical Chris- tians named "'l"be Gospel. Maga- zine" Many hymns which have since become universally known were first seen in this little pub- ilcatlon and they generally appear- ed without the author's name. This magazine for November, 17- 79 contained the first verse of the hymn “All llaii the Power of Jesus’ Name." There was no- thing to indicate who the author of the hymn was. la April of fho following year the whole hymn of eight verses was print- ed. but still without any reference to the author. Subsequently this hymn appear- ed in several hymnais which were published during tho twenty years lOllOWlIIi-K its publication, but ai- ways without the author's name. it was nearly sixty years’ alter that the discovery was made that the author was Rev. Edward Per- roaet. minister of a small non- comformlst congregation of Can- terbury. ‘Edward Perronet was the son of Rev. Vincent Perronet, Vicar of Shoreham in Kent. He was intended for the ministry of the Anglican Church btit he came un- der the influence of John and Charles Wesley and bgcgmo n Methodist preacher. it was at a time when Wesley and his preachers had i0 face much abuse and persecution and young Per- ronet came in for a full share of it. hater he deems to have dis- agreed with the Wosieys and eventually became pastor 0f a email congregation in - Canterbury where he remained until ‘his death la 1792. la his hook on "Familiar Hymns." Dr. E. F. Ben- son refers to Per-roast as a man impatient of authority and whose hymn was the nae achievement of his life. in the notebooks of Charles Wesieythere sre several and they invariably refer to his courage in face of persecution. Jdhn Wesley was anxious to hear Perronet preach. but Per-ren- et was unwilling to preach in the sauce of the founder of Meth- . Oh one occasion when Wesley was preaching he saw Mr. Parrenet in tha congregation, and without consulting him. sa- ‘ ‘FAVORITE HYMNS“ Ann rneifiwnlififi” 1y S nouiiced that the hymn-writer would preach the following morn- ing. The next morning Perron- et appeared in the pulpit with a Bible. He explained that he had not. consented to preach but never- theless he would give them the best sermon that had over been delivered. Then he rend the en- tiro sermon on the Mount, without comment. All indications are that Peri-oust. and the Wcsleys remain- ed throughout life on the best of terms. The hymn is based on Matthew 28:9 and for some wusideraibie time was used almost exclusively as an Easter llymn. When it first uiado its appearance in "Tho Gos- pel Magazine" it was under the title “On the ltesurrection, The imvl is Kine". lit is essentially a hymn of triumph and bot-h tho fillies "Miles inane." and “Corona- tion" have added to its popularity. Pcrronoi. published three volumcs of religious poetry and a number of hymns, some of which dtv-iorvo to be more widely known but his claim to remembrance rests upon his achievements in writing "All Hail the power of Jesus Name." ——-<<0>-——- Going One Bette r. Mrs. New Rich was visiting her home town. "l clean my diamonds in ammonia; my emeralds in brandy; my rubies in wine and my -sapphires in milk. And you?" she said condesceadingly to an old neighbor. Quick witted. the neigh- bor rcplied, "Oh, ildon't clean mine. When they are dlrtyl simply throw them sway." Corns Stop Aching, Quickly Dissolve Away, The misery of a sore cora comes to an and quickly when you apply Putnam's Cora Extractor. This statement means just what it says. and you can easily prove it in your own case. Full ‘directions are given in each package for the hot water treatment. and for applying a few drops of llutaaafs to the spoil that is sore. You won't be disap- pointed. Putnam's la not an ex- periment; it is s tss d preparation that painlessly. eves. warts, eorns. csiiouass and toot lumps. Sell for l5 esats. thickened a