I’m
      so
      frickin’
      fan-frickin’
      fan-frickin’
      tastic
     
     
      I
      got
      a
      gold
      chain
      and
      it’s
      made
      out
      of
      plastic.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      fan-fan-frickin’
      fan-frickin’
      tastic
     
     
      I
      like
      my
      sweatpants
      with
      the
      stretch
      elastic.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      frickin’
      fan-frickin’
      fan-frickin’
      tastic
     
     
      Instead
      of
      a
      chapstick
      I
      use
      a
      frickin’
      match
      stick.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      fan-fan-fan-fan-fan
      frickin’
      tastic
     
     
      I
      already
      knew
      your
      question
      before
      you
      even
      asked
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CHORUS:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      All:
      Whos
      fan-frickin
      fan-fan-frickin
      tastic?
     
     
      LL
      Coolbreeze:
      J
      m
      fan-frickin
      fan-frickin
      fantastic.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      fan-fan-frickin’
      fan-chicken
      tastic
     
     
      I’ve
      gots
      ten
      loaves
      of
      bread
      in
      my
      frickin’
      bread
      basket.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      frickin’
      frickin’
      fan-fan-frickin’
      tastic
     
     
      I
      put
      sweatpants
      on
      my
      head
      and
      |
      act
      a
      little
      spastic.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      fan-frickin’
      fan-fan-frickin’
      fantastic
     
     
      If
      you
      call
      me
      sarcastic,
      I’II
      send
      you
      home
      in
      a
      casket.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I’m
      so
      frickin’
      lickin’
      guitar
      pickin’
      frickin’
      fantastic
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      knew
      the
      answer
      to
      your
      question
      before
      you
      frickin’
      asked
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      REPEAT
      CHORUS
      23x
     
    
   
   
    
     
      swea
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Made
      with
      100%
     
     
      Canadian
      Sweat
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ll
      coolbreeze