NOVEMBER
      8,
      2006
     
    
   
   
    
     
      EDITORIALS
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      a4
      “
      THE
      CADRE
      @
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      ae!
      3
      boy
      wa?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Right
      Here
      and
      Now
      sae
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Rob
      Walker
     
     
      Editor
      in
      Chief
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Well,
      another
      Halloween
      has
      come
      and
     
     
      gone,
      and
      surprise
      surprise
      Browns
      Court
     
     
      wasn’t
      burned
      to
      the
      ground.
      I
      love
      this
     
     
      holiday
      more
      than
      any
      other,
      I
      think.
     
    

    
     
      I
      mean
      sure,
      Christmas
      is
      cool
      and
     
     
      all,
      being
      all
      warm
      and
      fuzzy,
      goodwill
     
     
      towards
      men
      and
      the
      presents
      thing,
      but
     
     
      there’s
      always
      the
      religious
      overtones.
     
     
      Halloween
      is
      a
      pure
      expression
      of
      an
     
     
      excuse
      to
      patty
      and
      it
      just
      gets
      better
     
     
      every
      year.
      It’s
      just
      as
      awesome
      as
      when
     
     
      I
      was
      a
      kid,
      except
      now
      the
      costumes
      are
     
     
      better
      and
      instead
      of
      getting
      sick
      on
     
     
      candy
      people
      get
      sick
      off
      booze.
     
    

    
     
      Anyone
      that
      didn’t
      at
      least
      stop
      by
     
     
      the
      Halloween
      Pub
      at
      the
      wave
      last
      week
     
     
      was
      missing
      out.
      Literally
      hundreds
      of
     
     
      people
      dressed
      as
      everything
      from
      the
     
     
      creepy
      doll
      in
      Saw
      to
      Bert
      and
      Ernie,
     
     
      Rainbow
      Brite
      and
      I’m
      pretty
      sure
      I
      saw
     
    
   
   
    
     
      superman
      getting
      arrested.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      There
      was
      also
      more
      Super
     
     
      Heroes,
      famous
      people
      and
      fairies/
     
     
      angels/crayons
      than
      you
      could
      shake
      a
     
     
      stick
      at.
      Not
      to
      mention
      the
      usual
      run
     
     
      of
      ‘slutty
      cowgirl’
      ‘slutty
      nurse’
      and
      so
     
     
      on
      that
      come
      out
      every
      year.
      I
      love
      how
     
     
      these
      girls
      can
      take
      a
      fairly
      unexciting
     
     
      career
      and
      make
      it
      a
      costume
      just
      by
     
     
      putting
      the
      word
      ‘slutty’
      in
      front
      of
      it.
     
     
      I’m
      not
      being
      sarcastic
      either,
      I
      really
     
     
      do
      love
      it.
     
    

    
     
      A
      friend
      of
      mine
      told
      me
      she
      was
     
    
   
   
    
     
      going
      as
      a
      slutty
      witch,
      and
      when
      I
      asked
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      her
      if
      that
      meant
      her
      magical
      ability
      was
     
     
      giving
      guys
      genital
      warts,
      she
      hit
      me.
     
     
      What’s
      up
      with
      that?
     
    

    
     
      I
      would
      like
      to
      give
      a
      shout
      out
     
     
      to
      The
      Wave
      staff
      and
      especially
      the
     
     
      bouncers,
      who
      had
      to
      deal
      with
      a
      metric
     
     
      ton
      of
      shit
      and
      handled
      it
      with
      their
     
     
      usual
      good
      humour
      and
      patience.
      We’ve
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Editor
      In
      Chief
      Rob,
      who
      needs
      to
      update
     
     
      this
      picture.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      included
      a
      bunch
      of
      pictures
      from
      the
     
     
      Halloween
      Pub
      taken
      by
      staff
      reporter
     
     
      Marcel
      Pellerin
      and
      photographer
      MJ
     
     
      Doucette.
      Thanks
      guys!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Just
      a
      Little
      Something
      ...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Melanie
      Bernard
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Managing
      Editor
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Those
      of
      you
      who
      take
      your
      cars
      to
     
     
      school,
      you
      understand
      what
      I
      mean
      by
     
     
      the
      term
      “parking
      lot
      wars.”
      Classes
      all
     
     
      start
      at
      the
      same
      time
      and
      I
      often
      run
     
     
      into
      the
      same
      people
      looking
      for
      parking
     
     
      spaces.
      Well,
      here
      is
      where
      the
      war
      starts.
     
    

    
     
      There’s
      one
      person
      that
      has
      a
      class
     
     
      the
      same
      time
      as
      me
      and
      she
      has
      proven
     
     
      herself
      to
      be
      the
      champion
      of
      stealth
     
     
      when
      it
      comes
      to
      stealing
      parking
      spaces.
     
     
      I
      am
      not
      as
      aggressive
      as
      fellow
      parking
     
     
      space
      hunters,
      and
      when
      I
      manage
      to
      spot
     
     
      someone
      coming
      for
      their
      car,
      I
      tend
      to
     
     
      drive
      around
      and
      wait
      for
      them
      to
      leave.
     
     
      Big
      mistake.
     
    

    
     
      A
      good
      tip
      for
      those
      of
      you
      who
     
     
      suck
      at
      parking
      lot
      wars
      as
      much
      as
      I
      do
     
     
      —
      follow
      people
      to
      their
      cars
      and
      wait
      for
     
     
      them
      to
      back
      out.
      That’s
      my
      problem,
      I
     
     
      don’t
      follow
      students
      to
      their
      cars
     
     
      because
      I
      am
      afraid
      to
      look
      like
      a
      stalker
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ora
      pervert.
      I
      have
      followed
      people
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      few
      times
      to
      their
      car
      and
      I
      have
      gotten
     
     
      a
      few
      dirty
      looks
      in
      return.
      Just
      for
      the
     
     
      record,
      I
      am
      not
      a
      stalker
      or
      a
      pervert...
     
     
      I
      am
      a
      desperate
      student
      who
      doesn’t
     
     
      want
      to
      be
      late!
     
    

    
     
      An
      easy
      remedy
      for
      finding
      a
     
     
      parking
      spot,
      some
      say,
      is
      to
      park
      by
     
     
      Blanchard.
      I
      do
      this
      quite
      often,
      but
      I
     
     
      must
      say,
      when
      all
      my
      classes
      are
      on
      the
     
     
      other
      side
      of
      campus,
      those
      heels
      aren’t
     
     
      doing
      anything
      for
      me.
      By
      the
      time
      I
     
     
      hike
      to
      class,
      I
      look
      like
      I
      have
     
     
      something
      stuck...
      well
      you
      know
     
     
      where
      I’m
      going
      with
      that
      one.
     
    

    
     
      Either
      way,
      I
      will
      win
      the
      war
      as
     
     
      there
      are
      many
      battles
      left
      until
      the
      end
     
     
      of
      the
      semester.
     
    

    
     
      Another
      tip
      for
      those
      of
      you
      who
     
     
      are
      unaware,
      the
      parking
      lot
      is
      not
      an
     
     
      F1
      race
      track.
      There
      is
      no
      need
      to
      draft
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Managing
      Editor
      Mel
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      people
      and
      certainly
      no
      need
      to
      go
      so
     
     
      damn
      quick
      around
      the
      corners.
      Now
      !
     
     
      know
      some
      of
      you
      ladies
      like
      the
      big
      bag
     
     
      lady
      sunglasses,
      but
      for
      goodness
      sakes,
     
     
      take
      them
      off
      if
      it
      looks
      like
      it’s
      as
      dark
     
     
      as
      2
      a.m.
      at
      noon.