If it ll i. Pinnacl- P. lb Glnlea t_ infill‘? IRS a. n. nut-om. nim- ue Pnbllllon Anecdote littor- i\'»\i‘idtti.»h-.ll l1 l.tll_.l< _ I0! YIII ill-ruin: n-m it...“ inn ma’ QII‘ veil (above m!) lnoivoloe lmallodllnolvnnco In Canada. all II-U lo ILLA. ‘I THURSDAY, AUGUST 2s, 1921 NO MUOSEL MUR NEEDED NOW! Tuesday's iPatriot announces that owing to , there being no demand for lnusselmud at present the Bell government in its wisdom will prob- iably discontinue the digging ofthat Pfhvorlte ferlllllfl‘ at Midgcll witliiii the next two weeks. Farmers who during the past two _ Liliontlls have been too busy making hay and harvesting to even think ‘of, lt-t alone haul, musselmud or any other fertilizer. will be surprised ousie lliiihrlity Dalli zit this lstesfcvldenre of wisdom and economy on the part of the Bell aggregation. They will be illore surprised at the N. S. wwr, (‘nmlnrrcn lglnecrlnu. l'hilr- I-ilw. Hulls-Int, Ih-nlltilry |€§Tll.-\\("H PiFllflllAllfilllPfif Threclir will», five of 8100 each. .\\\'il|'d\t| ull results of ' cxarliillutions "UPUifNPF i. 192i. d ignorance and incompetence of a government running a full fledged and full stuff- cd Department of Agriculture. that did not know enough to know that \I' in!‘ Halifax Cliunty, trill‘ for (Tape Breton. , “m, h“. A1,“. ]._,.,,,,__“.“.k and farmers do not haul mussel mud one fiii- Prince lildward island. in“... ‘FM, S‘III(.LA‘II"I§' during the busy haymaklng and‘ Thrcc ti!’ 5200. tllrt-c of S10" harvesting season‘ each. Avcardl-d it“ rt-sllitsuf "'1" >“"'\ "i"! Wmlbl" d“"'"l>' Ctz-tainli‘. the farmers do not silt-lint _\i-- r. ‘ l'§l\'l'.ll.\. l. HALL ~ . ' ' l'(‘Sl(|"|i(‘\- nil" lll"ll un bunks of wan,‘ muss“ mud now‘ “my d“! N: rtll \\' ~.~it .\illl. - ' ' _ Dlkllhlllklfflff-‘II HOUSE “an! It m the spnng’ n” season ‘for Wiiiiwi siiuiviile» when all sensible farmers apply IlP1(il§’l‘Il.\'l‘l0X llAYfi [fllilfl all rltPlllllPfl i"-\4'¢‘ln_ [or l~‘irinl_ students in Alclirzinc and Dcllilstlgv. lvliti iilll<t i";- iglQr till svpu-lllvivr lliii.) _ilre f)(‘lflllt‘l‘ 3rd and -ith. lialifax gllgllkflltl iillist rt-ulstcr l-il the .rt. I.l'I(."I‘l'IfI‘}.\ IIICHIN ‘Vvdnnylfllly, < lriilr-l‘ hill. i-‘t-it Fl |.|. l.\1-'tl|l.l|.\'i'|0w .97];- m pt-igwn ni- in‘ lt-licr to the tlffico of the President. fertilizer to tilelr land; they will‘ want it again ln the fal! and win- ler when they can haul it, but they will nPvPr know wby the Bell gov- ernment selected tbchay making to begin mud-digging operations at Midgell. —-——— The ways of the Bell government and harvesting season like those of tbe beaten Chlnee, are peculiar. but whether this mus- selmliti fizzle is an excuse or anoth- er sample of ,1 competency will probably never be known. f i}? SMALL BEGINNINGS ii—i—~*-—L" ‘ ‘ Professional Cards. 1L l". DEMPSEY Graduate of Bolton School of PIANO TUNING I11 Grafton Street it is a remarkable fact and one Chnrlofletovvl which we in this province should ' tious beginnings often short lived. lt may also be noted that every failure in enter- prise, be it industrial or comme - clal hots as a deterrent to the starting of other industries. fliltln! 0ft more than one can choir" is an old saying with a_ lfebtdeal of meaning. “file success o! an entei-ivliriidé de- ipends upon the manner in which fi the foundation is laid. Many well meaning and ‘enterprising and am- bitious speculators begin an enter- prise the rudiments of which they know little off. They economize in the original. outlay; they limit their expenditures often to the extent of installing inferior i! is cheap; they employ unskilled labor for the same reason. The first break »or set-back dis- courages them. machinery be cause 1f it ls a corpor- atlon the shareholders "take cnld feet" and withdraw their support and the thing falls. in other cases, particularly in the case of Joint stock undertak- ings the management is entrusted to an executive or hoard of manag- ers and ‘when dividends fall to ap- pear there is criticism and dis- comfort. Great expectations had ‘been fostered by the promoter, the‘ expectations were not realized and withdrawal of support and consc- ‘quent failure ensued. These fall- ures are icited by prospective in- vestnrs. when spllcited for assist- ‘M109 and investment in local en- terprises, _ in this province many industrie- startcd gn a small scale have suc- ceeded; oihers with more preten- hiwe‘ collie to in their There are manv industries grief at an early stage career. possible here; we are importing McLean 8i MoKinnon DOAiALD McKiNNON Barriiiter Attorllfi)‘ l! L5" onlCB~-!l())'li| Bank B236!!! Charlottetown. 1’- E- "mu" _ make careful note of in our cager- mail)’ things which we could manu- ness to start industries that most lecture for ourselves. Some of yhese of tile great industries of the world latter’ we have undertaken and have hogan very modestly and grew up. 'l‘iie converse of this is also very generally true, namely. that enter- prises which began on an elabor- failed for one or another of the reasons libbvc stated. Seine day one man in a little one mun shop will start one of these possible in- ,________i__ & ,ate and extensive scale are veryjlllstrles and it will grniv. Barrister and Attorney-lt-Llw mom EY TO LOAN Uoilolto - for Royal Bunk or Gen-fl- llarklltilllloliuigan.B IARRIBTER. aouciron. arc. Money to Loan Cameron Block _ Qhq-lgtfoipwi, P. E. inland S. S. HESSIAN llrrlotor, lolloltor, Nell?! Fllllllll E I0- MON EV TO LOAN ‘QM-w- P. E. loland pert-imi- Ind Ammoy-It-l-IW loom Ne. i2 Cameron Block VICTORIA now MaoLeod at Bentley W. E. BENTLEY. K. 6. J. A. BENTLEY Ian-intern and Amrnoyl Amongst those small filings Hi3! ls bringing worry to our nerve- tunetl friend. the Patriot, ls that of the personal dignity, or imagin- ary dignity. towards leading sup- porters of the (Jnnaervatlve party. The platform of the Market Hall was riot decorated ‘with tile stately forms of certain men to its exact liking, andto tbls it. has more than once protested. We are not alto- gether siurprised at itlils, coming as it does from a journal that always goes by opposites, but a little am- used at the simplicity with which it opens up the folds of its sheep cnverlng to expose the wolf‘ be- neath. While our evening friend MONEY TO LOAN filled-Bank of N. l. chamber! ' p. m. May be oonoulho oil hourl M116 Hllllbdro ll. Iarrlater, Solicitor, Eta. MONEY TO LOAN Office-Riley Building Cb-ilottotnwn Graduate on N.,Y. Pod. Orldulta Medical Ichool and ‘Hospital Pnetloo limited to Eye. Ear. NQII and Throat Dillon Bayer Bulldinu. Great (horde “not, opposite Guardian Offloo ‘rolephbnn 291 Olin, Hours-I to ‘l2 a. m. 1 h l -_q-—-—--r Pplilf Wt Palmer a. J: Film HR‘. b. u. L hit-in 1 Barrlotorl. dc. Ignlr of Nova lcotla Iullllag fOhal-lottotown. . . . Mandy to Loan J. A. McEACHEN, ~ Oph. D. . Eye Specialist Office-Prawn block. 127 Grafton ltloot awn-smear. , In. sail-t Ivanirlga Q Xppolnlmont. t . HD0100‘ IOU-L. 1-4. has long and often preached allti talked democracy, laying claim Ito it as a heritage and Possession of Lllicralislil. it now comes to ll jealous resentment of the demon- strated fact that it i-s in the Lib- erullCoilservative party that true democracy finds its permanent and substantial existence. That cer- tain gentlemen. named by the Pnltrlot, were not paraded on the ‘platform at the ‘Convention is true. .but it was equally evldenlt that at ‘that meeting there were some_bun- dreds of highly intelligent and able melt whose presence elevated Bea-ts would be just as pro» per and just as becoming as that of those singled out ‘by the Liberal organ for special reference. Why this most l-llvldilous distinction? We coilld. of troulise, imagine alid The staging scenery would he cleil-r- ed away and seats for tile exalted would be enlarged capacliiy. and social gods that tahey could lay hands upon, would be invited. and to th-ls galaxy of elevated Liberal Toryism the common people down hllte their obligations of political put this congregation of tbie great L; f;t._.___ . d s ,_, m I and mighty from their elevated sr-nis would point in flir- mnns he- upon those‘ past history justifies our reasoning. the program of a Liberal Conven- tloii held uilder similar conditions. to the utmost To these seats all the iblg guns. the professional heelerlo below would be requilrde to contri- admlratlon and worship. As l-n the "'5" ilt- "iEHIZ ii I" Current Comment low. with the finger of ailtorracy. as the “rank and file" destined to do the voting and cheering, and afterwards to pay thie taxes neces~ sary to maintain. with increased salaries, those gods so aristocrati- ca-ll-y staged lbefore them. it is be- cause of familiarity witlh tillese things that the Patriot cannot iln» derstaild that broad exhibition of genuine democracy, and freedom from Liberal Torylsm and Toady- ism. which was exhibited in that great Convention of the Liberal- Conservatlve palrty in this pro vllice. F01‘ the Paper thatdaredlto quote Abraham Lincoln's immortal basis of a true democracy “rule for tlbr People. and by tihe people." to ad vocate Toadyism and Toryis-m. as Dractised lhy Liberals. as suitable for s0 great a democracy as the Conservative parity most surely is. is the qulriiessence of hypocrisy. carried to the extreme of madness There are no special gods or ob- lects of political wonshlp amongst the ‘Conservatives in this country Alli men are born free and equal and intelligence and the mind, not the purse strings. is the one great standard of worth. In this sense no grander meeting of the party iias been convened witihln the‘ nit quarter of a century. The whole rank and file as they appeared on the floor 0f the House were men of platform status and capacity with whom it was aliike thepleiig- ure as well a-s an honor for the party lenders and leading men m mingle and associate wltlb upon the one common level. These men re presented to a small extent the business and commercial interests 0T "he Province. ‘but in the great mllorlty they were our leading far- mers. ehowing that this great and powerful fraternity In this province at least iii with the party led in Cflllfldfl by Premier Melghen. and here by Mr. J. D. Stewart. K.C. And so the Patriot nad its ‘Lib eral iflbettors may continue to iln/uni. their advanced lToadylsn-i and Torylam of rnnk before tbc- people, f In" Collecting Freaks the tallest man in the world was, married out West the other day to a Dutch girl whom he had_ known ~nt home. lady is not a freak and that the match is of that kind which nearly nil royal marriages and alliance; bet-ween titles and money were sup posed to he, namely. "a true love match." When freaks choose part- ners for business reasons, unless they select their managers, they choose other freaks. Freaks have not much home life. They spend their time on exhibition and the-re- ' fore. as ln .the case of stage folk, it seems reasonable for them to marry in ther own class. There is o a chance that combined they will earn more than their earnings singly. Thus we should expect the champion living skeleton and the uhamplon fat lady to prove a stronger drawing card, if tihe fact of their romance were gently whis- pered by the ‘ballyboo man, and if the subjects were willing to offer occasional evidence that he spoke with authority. The Freak Mlqnate. Almost as strange as the freaks ls the occupation of rounding up freaks. An American named Salm- uel W. Gumpertz is said to have practical control of the freak mar- ket on tibls continent and ln Eu- rope. Mr. Gurnpertz has made a fortune oilt of his ability to read aright the tpublic taste in freaks. He has agents in ‘Europe who re- po_rt to him the appearance of any to prove a winner be secures coli- trol of it. iSuccessfui freaks are ilsuaily widely travelled persons at the end of their career. for they tollr various countries moving from one to another when pilhlic curi- osity lhas been gratified. People, as a rule. do inot go back to see a freak time after time as iilley used to go to Chu Chin Chow. One ses- sion is usually enough. Tbeli freaks have to fly round the country to keep lir touch of the crowds. From the Toronto Midway they may go to an Elks’ Carnival in Wisconsin or to an Old Home Week in Ala- heme. What ll it? Mr. Gurnpertz says that the best- known freak ln the countny and the and keep in active life their pro- tests agalnstthat abiding-spirit and conduct of genuine democracy vllat permeates the Liberal-Conservative party from one part of Canada to tile other. They may embellish the platforms of their convention llall with the high starcberl collars and the spilt-tail coats of the tll-gnator- lea and deities of Liberal autocracy Wlflh vwhicb they hope to dazzle and enchant their now limited follow- ing, but while making all tllls fuss and show of feathers and this par- ading of their images before which at the sound of the tlmltrrel the people must fall down, they should have decency enough to cease pub- llcation of their buncomhe about the democratic principles of their now almost defunct party. Tiierc ls only one real political democracy in Canada. in wbcb flunkeylsm a-ud blue blooded toadylsm is at an exorbitant discount. and where the pride a-lid llpplshness of Liberal Tonyism has no abiding place. and that ls in the National and Liberal- Conservatlve -party representing all ulilsses, races alld creeds. Daily Selections for Guardian Readers Furnished by W. S, Louaon. WE ALL QHALL KNOW AT LAST By George Kliflgle l like to think God answers little prayers- Tile little words we breathe lip. on the way, - That we are led in every little step. Led illi the llvelong day. Along tlielroadi’ so many paths there are , Towards goals we will to reacn and seek to find, l How could we ever trace them out Aloneislone and blind? Though we some longed-for tinsel may not reach. Some hand may miss that touch- ed our own and passed. We can be sure there is a reason w y ffbat we shall know at last. We may be sure our little prayers are heard, "Although the answers dim our eyes with tears; if ln his hand our ringers lie st rest. There is no pace for fears. MllliesfAdfForfuiie-t- Q. It la assumed that the ‘ llew freak, aind if lt seems likely ' Pnorira ‘mar m EARNED. (Pittsburgh Gazette-Times.) in a period of about ten years Caruso- recelved approximately 81.- 500300 in royalties from the sales of phonograph records of his sup eltlrslnging. People with a proper appreciation of music and of its influence on humankind will not regard this an excessive taking. Even subscribers to the standards of popular perverted philosophy mhy not bold another opinion. They will say. perhaps. ‘that music and other forms of artistry through which people are made familiar with the beautiful and so led to ap- preciate and aspire to possess those liner qualities which we call spirit- ual are necessary to man's exist- ence. lvllerefore we need-riot bother about profits anyone makes out of them. when. such people are con_- cerned about is preventing men who contribute most to the convenience bud comfort, to the very existence of civilization. from reaping the lust rewards of their natural gifts and enterprise. The argument does not bold. Without disparaging Car- uso or other artists of comparable gifts just people will not attempt to deny that the greatest benefact- ors of mankind are tbose who pro- vide the lndlspensahles lo modern standards of living or that these are entitled to all the profits that they can make put of thel-r work's. ll. is just disclosed that last year the estate of ‘Samuel L. Clemens received $84,000 royalties on sub- scription sales of Mark Twain books. lf such profits are defens- lble,.and they need no defense, is the manufacturer. the railroad builder or any other contributor to the pillllic welfare less entitled to his profits? None get that do not give. ' - - most ancent is Zip. Ibetier k-nown as the What ls It? Zip was a Bar- nllm attraction as long ago 1181856. and prohslbly is much older than the seventy-eight yrcars he is Bibi)- posed to be. He was taken to Bar- num by a sailor who salt‘. tllzlt be had rescued llini from a Chinese ship in Singapore. He was adver- tised us a missing link, and is illi- doubtedly one of title most extra- ordinary looking creatures ‘of the so-called human species. He has a legal guardian. to whom bls sul- ery is paid, and Zip is sure of good treatment for the rest of ills lite. Hie-ls described as all affectionate and obedient old creature who ra- tber enjoys being stared at by some hundreds of thousands of persons each war. Bright and Cheerful. Mr: Gumpertr. says that his long experience wllili freaks has im- pressed llini witll the fact that. they are. as a rule, bright and cheerful lll disposition and capable ‘of illi- ilsual aflectlon for each other. though one iwoilld suppose that having been brought into the world misshapen would sour their disposi- tions. They like people in the audi- ence to talk to them. and often their value depends to a great extent upon their alblllty to carry on a stream of lbanter with those who stop for a chat. Tibcy do not, how- ever, like to be sympatliized with. On the contrary. most of them e rather vain of whatever deform y makes. them remarkable. While they are, as they are not wit-llout tlbe profes- sional jealousies. The living skele- ton likes to think he is the thinnest of human beings. and tile fat lad-y likes to feel that since she is doom- ed to ‘be extraordinarily fatdthere is no other fat lady willo approach- es wlthili several stone of her weight. i Popular Freaks. Fat women, human skeletons and midgets, tble commonest of free-ks. also remain the most popular with the public. Midgets. as a rule. llro a sunny lot. Imuch given to practi- cal jokes, their only fear being ‘that, since they never can be of normal size, they may yet grow lenough to affect their drawing lpower. Mr. Gumpertz emphasizes the fact that there ure no fake freaks. Often persons appear who have been the victim of accident. resulting in some startling de- forinit-y, but they are never en- gaged. There are also other freaks. quite as amazing as any before the public. which cannot be shown be- Icause to do so would be revolting or indelicate. ‘libese freaks are usually lnspec ed by medical con- gresses. Such a one is the lady who lives in Ten and has two bodies "gfowlng down gqfrom the waist where the lilpn are nolvmtllly Joined. As a rule freaks are not long lived, nor are they of average inileillg» 8009- Tllell have ti} hay Nature some wu-y. for Nature's lavlshneiis to them. ' v beuucst to Dulliousic University of a rule. affectionate. ‘ nod: nan ,:a nun. -:1- OHA , wins". - (Brannon Specter‘ or.) Coincident with the release of a depressing. but interesting, statis- tical revlew of the unemploymefit situation. Senator Gideon Robert- son, Minister of. Labor, puts his fa~ vorlte record Buy C‘! Home. upon the Federal gralrnupbone. lt is an old disc and a -bit raucous from constant usage. but lt is the only tune in the Cabinet. The Ottawa Citizen, within easy. earshot of the Senator's music box, while appre- ciating the sentiment of Buy. at Home. yearns for a more extensive repertoire. ‘The maintenance of Canadian industry iby tbe bdme market is a national policy worthy of more courageous action, at this time of industrial emergency, than mere eltbortatlon, ‘it points out. and adds: “The responsible authorities have the experience of the past t0 teach the Made in Canada. doctrine is an ineffectual way to stem the tide of trade depression and unem- ployment. The last experience came in 1913-14. ‘Even the hill- huards ln Canadian cities were pla- éllrtieti with gigantic lvosteis- “H? ing the people to ‘buy Cali-Edit!"- made goods only. Bu! the unem- ployment tide swept on just the‘ same, until muuition orders and recruiting brought relief." _ ~ Attention is directed to the fact that Canada has no copyright 0n the slogan, Buy at Home. Tile i100‘ pie of other countries are also ile- ing exhorted to cilrttlil imports and tariff walls make difficult tlic lg- norlng of the plea. MR8. EDDWS LAST BEQUEST. (Halifax Hcrultl.) Tile despatcll from our Ottawa correspondent. publislticti ill the news columns of Tile Herald this morning to the effect that the will of the la-te Mrs. E. B. Eddy, wlin was laid to rest yesterday at (lliiii ham. Now Brunswick. contains a $300,000 will lie read by B" MU‘ tho deepest gratification. At Ji". same liime the regret will be it'll;- nanl that Mrs. Eddy, wilic had for luerly given such tallgl-irlc OXIIFB‘ siDll ol ller regard for Dallloiislc. should not llavc bcoli longer l-ilar ed to see tlie first trill-is of lier former miillificcllre llcr PFBVWIl-l lleilcfaictioii iii the form of u inollc- tllry contrlbiltloli for the estab- ‘Jnlcss you sec theaname “Bayer” on package or on tab- ets, you are not getting Aspirin at all. Made in Canada‘, / MFETY FIRST! Accept only an "unbroken package" of genuine “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin,“ which contains directions llld dose worked out by physicians during 2i years and proved ate by millions for Headache, Earacbe, Toothache, Neuraigia, Colds, Rheumatism, Neuritis, Lumbago, "and pain ‘generally. Handy tin 0! l2 tablet: cost but l. few cents-Larger llplrin ll tho trade mark (regiatered in Canada) of Bayer Manufacture o! Inno- eeticlcliielto of Snlicyilcncld. ,While lt in ivell known that Aspirin means Bayer manufacture, to Illllt the public against lmltatlonl. the Tablet: of Bay r C rill ho stamped with thell general trade mark. the “Bayer Ci-ou.” a “ma” Canada during Jtrly showed a de- stagnation in trade. ls evidence crease’ of 49 per cent. over July. that a soi-utlon is not to be found 1920f But. but .' exlports alsolmcre-ly by liming PO0Ple without showed a fallingoff of 42 per ceiit! adequate purchasing power u, "llhla, coupled wit-b the increase in "buy goods made in Canada." “unemployment and ‘the general “MANOA” Passenger Steamer Leave: Montreal-Nth August. 6th Septemb". 23rd Bvptember. Leaves Charlottetown for St. John,‘ 22nd Auguat, 9th September 26th September". . Leaves Charlottetown for Montreal 29th August, 17th September. 4th October. Carvell Bros Agents - , I llshinlciit of n resilience for wonlui on tlic silo of Siilriif llull was of u character lo distlligillsll licr ils u wealthy lady wbo regarded llerselfi as merely holding licr wealth lii trust. to be given out for tile as- sistance of noble and worthy ill" poses. Her latest bone-faction bears out tile point, for our great Nova Sco tlall institute of learnlillg llils lice“ further materially enriched =11 U10 expense. however. of ‘ilcr loss. To Canadian women of wealth tll"c action of Mrs Eildy- he!‘ “PDT?- cldtlun of the work vi 0i" Celia- dlan unlverslilles and her readiness to assist them, should furnish a broad example. ln Mrs. Eddy, onlllolisle and N"- vn Scotla had a friend whose in- terest in their welfare rose hit-Shel‘ than the purely folinml liliterest which interprets itself ill words but falls deplorabiy short ln deeds. She was a woman who chrystallzed lier regard inito acts and a-s such she will hold a place ln the hearts of all Dallioilslans and will remain iln the memory of those assoclat d witll that university so long as Dalllousle endures. l F l NOT A REMEDY. (Ottawa Citizen.) Sir Henry Drayon should lie pleased with tlie results of his cf- forts to discourage imports of for- elgn-made goods. imports into ZW-MW/fw 221%; HY HYNDHAN s THINKER , em THE ernbuezar INSURANCE volgicv-"lts ‘Knit/Ave Tue" ‘ DESI fOLl-OY We repre-noitt ‘d company that u“ gained a reputation for financial lolldity. it makes, you fut absolu- tely certain that’ their lneuranco completely protects you. We'll m. sure your ills and make you glad of t. I lTHF OLDEFTY ir-lwurlxlrvci-i 090+ O-OO+O-OO-OOQOOQ-OQ+O MEN'S i MAHOGANY BROWN clli Bal. 8S illustrated Bal Slfllp tutti and “Goodyear walled” sewn soles $PiilCll $9.00 Agents for lloleprooi Hosiery. PURDIE -- FERGUSDN SHOE co. LTD. e- You don_’t hesitate to own a binder - for a few time. Why not a Ford for use day or night every day in the year. - _ -to saiye time that can be better ys use per year-to save 9 vvvvvvvwww l IVHENCY IN P til 9i Ptiorit; (.7 m flllEfPH ".1 used in productive work_ --to keep you in close personal touch with markets, -to handle light produce tp town, -to brihg out help to your farm, -to keep the boys contented on-tlie farm, _ The sturdy Ford is tltejfnrm, ,y0u,_ want for? dependable‘ ‘powerfigd-tluré ance, simplicity and economy. We render Ford, Service and sell Genuine Ford parts. " l QUEENTS COUNTY GARAGE " ‘Charlottetown A. Horne & Co. . .Summerside - g t Dealers y, P. E. L. z Wflocnw-ou-neoluooou-wonwuauwooofouofl: l v ‘i l