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than
ever before." hc dlsrowrefl thnx. ulihuugh
his head- went thrnuilh the window rl-ailil\'_
|£cvvot‘lan't earns out. in rat-t. it was held
_ life: in the trap prepared for it_' rho
_,tm rs shows yuu Just how the boi \\'|Hl
'l’t'£‘l's 1‘edd¥, not the tlrnggist, who was
hed now. Sn frightened was 'rt-tl that
gorgiadng "Bama-al" he had n\»':ih| to
W B ‘IX
iddtilenwhe-' ixadebtfhcel-ninre uf them
wore; onee than he had intends-l. l-br
-_ar rt prim oven his t¢t_fi_1..__and
wn his throat some ugl,-lasting
wgich was bitter as Krvffil J*‘fl`H|m‘
I . How miserable he felt in_,\i| r-I
.fl || =¢¢¢f, never do it agalnl he cried
nvE°riar°e¢-tg: til? Jong.” "fl"n' iilxlmil
vnvtze Joke any m°r°»
In the Highlands
']f1*’¥.:’.‘§l‘.‘:§°-' 'l..".i-“..'..'..’ $£‘:n‘§.'&“»»?5
hi b th _
_ f.-' " °f.lr:t:_:":. ne. .;°...:::_
e the bo s.
frepllea-tto all of his qusstlono had
:§s_4utes, intelligent me correct- Buch
“-iwnu n1»r»=$'_crim» ala time was vi’
‘eo
» t tt."
| -" I-A\Td°fl¢::rh’gev"n'luch?”
' enty pieces o silver.
.rt ' ..s.~.l.t:€ t,':.n.°..s:.=:l'_»'--
‘_ ~ eelaade their treachery evln |110"
bl Y’
'a bright little Highlander
_ ed out an eager hand.
f"rlr, amy -nrt him vw"
eissp."
' Keeping the lets OI.
“B 'gun' ctgutlggrd "ll\¢"‘fI:tl‘ig‘. het:
told Willie was intrusted
\s Give he carriage for s short dis-
* Ill ba himself.
es W lie returned. he was asked
leilthe horse behaved.
3° l right, father," chserily replied the
IU: "it rained e little, but l held the
=lnlle. over the horsvs tell so that
‘Nh d|&\'t tsuoh it." _ _ __ _
E WAS old and
H ne ar-silhted
and ea.silY
startled, was th°_
dr~us¢l.n. T e d d 1
knew this. bees-ali
ion; am he had
stuck his head lud-
denly through the
open window. had
made the wryeet. of
faces, and. exclaim-
ing "i3a~a.l" had as
quickly withdrawn.
'Phat first time tha `
uid gentlenuut had l
been so disturbed
that he hall dropped
his spectacles and
had toppled himself
and his chair uvcr.
And although Teddy
had reuealstl the
trick a hundred
tlnuos sinus. always
did tho spectacles
ful' nit. and mostly
did 'ihu tlrugilst limi
himself on t e floor
lmfuit- he ter.-ovvrcd
from surprise.
So tha Joke was
always froeh to thu
mischievous lad, In.
devil. as the days
Lmased. Teridy had
or-ner delight in
shouting "Brit-al"
more loudly and in
twistintr his features
in still niurs horrible
Krlniaces.
Yet there cnmn a
time when Tefidy no
longer trained the old
man. and the joke
\IQd'l|lllE B. l0l"l"y OIR).
‘ r ised
_-
..._
_ll
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/all
1.
tell
;-'urn-eatin' stunt on Pretty! Pretty may
B
by
gaws nr 'is nose, I just know. ion, that
et
fur.
I-ti
blill Brant a pap'g ol spring wagon, with
bent hoops stretched across and s, cov-
erln‘ o' canvas. Orlul nifty is tho
Mousetrap, which we named ns it is
’ o n ' - ' -
:ny °¢!li':=.se `an.'h.c‘liBeeear:Lftit‘l3-
t‘riee_ S0 Bill AIN; much stuck on the
name.
An’ wheglrxtroamed out o' town on
ihis hbrs IIN' al_.i the folks caniv
out to yell after as before. We all
a.nsvi'ert-il, ’ce9t. Pezhy, who was enjoy-
ln' of n nap, as is usual with many
dogs. Pretty s.il\’t any more beautiful
than he wus. His left ear has the same
kink that maker it_ hang over mournful.
While the uilie-i~ sticks up as ilio.igh lic
was about lu ask it qul_-ation. ills,
fourth leg in still stiff, an' he wears the-
sanu- sorry look, But he/a all right, on
before.
Pa loaned nie Zeke again to pull us.
au' we started off upry eiiuugh. \\`hat
uhh the I-her.-rin' an' _veils 'n things,
we might 'a' been sojers inarchin' off
lu \'icl. l‘_V.
\\'c gi'-l along dandy until we came to
the t-rock, when }’\‘ll»: .~la_\'.~=:
“i.et‘s huvc a bivwack, so's we can
swim."
‘t‘uui'se, I knew 'znctiy what a "biv-
U .
wack was hut I didnt think 1-illl did.
&;.tir :is smoke, pretty soon he ni¢-n-
t una:
"You might ict a. teller know what u
'bivwack' is afore he up and does lt."
Ve h _ ' ‘ ' "
ll, ten' splaint-d Pete, lt's
..\
standin still and nmkin' ramp as the
rcdsklns did oft and again on their
long-distanced n\:irt~li.t‘s_"
Nlow, look a-ht-re, Pete," l' out in,
"you don`t go spuutin' of thu 'Hedskiiva
hast \Varpath,’ like you tio vv’ry Fri-
(ay
ends right here."
in st‘l\rml_ or the .\1uus»=ir:lp's cruise
Pete wus vnatl, but ‘P pmniif-it-d. Seein'
a scoiv by the vrvr-k, lu- gctilierously let
me
he
wllih 'im. All at once. howsomever. his
po 1-
a-flostln' down.~ii|~eam_ Then the ol'
ihinté
nn' Bill do tim unharncnaiif, while
peled out from shore, takin' Prctty
stuck in the niuti, nn' he was
began to till of water.
"T row me it stick!" yells Pete. "I
don't wnnt to got my clothes all wet!"
But Bill 'n 1 just laughed rcady to
split, ‘specially as i’rf‘tt_\'. who never
lid
like waters bigger than mud ud-
riles, started to howl like sometlling
hurt 'im inside.
The size of it was that Pete and
Pretty had to swim fer it, which dldn‘t
-- make Pete in any better temper. lie
“’ chased Bill ‘n I round the Mousetrap
nigh fifty limes 'fore he stumbled over
Pretty an’ fell nn' hiondlcd his nose.
Itfter that. he squntteri ln the Mouse-
ra
whlle Bill 'n nu- look it swim.
r and ate nil 0' the :tanned corn.
Wc had s set-to 'hnut ’l’i(A'l'. let me
you. Think o' Pete bIamin‘ the
smart-an' hc IS snmrler than Pete
lots-but hr~ <-:ui't open vans with his
e ate the apples that he blamed nie
I only sampled it couple-not
nugh to make a hit 0' difference.
There would 'a' been n\ore’n hard
feelin‘s if some one hadn't _veiled just
then: "\’Vhat uv you at-amps been a-
tloin' with my boat?"
(CONTINUED NEXT SUNDAY.)
OR a long, long time the fairy
F teachers (there WERE teachers
Among the fairies, you must
know) found themselves much too busy
to teach iuiimais and birds a language
such as mortals uae.
So many iiny babies must be taught
10 Ki-lrlla and then tu lisp the tirst few
words that the fairy teachers had to be
whispering continually into baby ears.
No, they surely could not spare one
precious moment for the animals and
birds.
But one day, as the fairy queen set
watching a monkey vainly trying to
speak to a giraffe. she decided that
somethin; lnust be done, A silvcry blunt
from her dainty trumpet called every
fairy teacher to her. and for a while
mortal babies could do nothing but
cry, inasmuch as their teachers were
no longer' nvar.
When all tha fairy instructors stood
before her, thc queen chose the very
"‘ §~"¢- _
itil _
.' , //,_ I
'rua l.i~;ssoN naoixs ‘
, i
uf
brightest one to teach the beasts and
birds.
i And that very afternoon the fairy
teacher' sent out dwarfs to bring t0-
gethcr all -creatures in a gardtn nook of
fairgland, where there was at nice fence
and trees for the birds to roost upon, a
pleasant fountain basin in which the
frogs, the dt:t-ks, the geese and the
swans could splash. and fragrant grass
for the cuw and the horse and the don-
iiey, in case they grew hungry during
lesson lime,
As soon as the creatures appeared.
the tenrlier opened school. First she
told about the letters ui' the alphabet.
'l‘hen she asked, "\V`hat. dues 'B-a'
spell?"
There was ri chorus of answers, but
only the t~'lu><-|| rt-plied currst‘tly. The
teacher bt-t~aini- \'»-ry :_-ross at the stu-
pidity of :ill the members of her class.
quite forgetting that i-very anilnai oi*
bird had be-coins so used to making only
a few kinds of sounds that it could ut-
ter nothing clue. But than the fairy
tt-ucher happeuvtl to think that the
shet-p had answered her question. llcrs
was one lwuirilsing pupil, anyway. But.
alas! when slit- put her second questlon~~
"\\'hnt docs 'l'l»a' spell'.“‘--tile sheep re-
sponded, as before: "B-il-a!"
Now, although--this was a very bright
taut-her, i'iti afraid she wasn’t a very
patient our. in tlsspuir, she flew to tho
queen and pleaded to bc allowed to re-
sign. Whereupon thc queen muttered
to herself:
"lf my best icttcher can dn nothing.
I suppose thertfs no use to send an-
other one."
’l`iir»r¢~lure, the :iuimals and birds never
lenrned to uaelzt language of real words.
The Cat Did It.
Matilda had been naughty. She had
stolen an orange from t s pantry, and
when her mother naked who took thc
orunge I-die had replied:
“The cat did lt, mother."
Matildn.'s mother said noihlntg. But she
told the little glrl‘s father. At t ie.break-
fast table that evening the father said:
"l‘tn sorry for the poor r-at, That
orange she ate was poisoned, so that the
animal will surely d e."
Matilda izrew onle. “B-b-b-u-ut it
wnsn't the cat. I ate the orange," she
sohbed,
Then father admitted that he had
made a mistake about the poison. Ms-
tilda, howevor, had learned rt, lesson sho
never forgot. _
my
Couidn’t Learn.
"It's no use taiklnlr," observed Sammy,
“I never could lenrn to cook."
"Why nut?" asked his com-punlon.
“Because all the rerinen in mothers
cook book start off with ‘Take a clean
dish.” "
-my _
A Fidgetsrisn.
"Kitty," said a mother rebuklngly to
her little daughter, “you must. sit still
when you ara at thc ttihle."
"I can't_ mamma," protested the child;
"I'm n. iidgetarian."
1 think one could rc.rch it by traveling: a dal# But fur grown-ny. the tlcketg are very cost-ly.
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