Aries
      —
     
    

    
     
      You
      seem
      to
      be
      the
      centre
      of
     
     
      attention
      for
      now,
      but
      do
      not
      let
      it
      go
     
     
      to
      your
      head.
      Always
      remember
      the
     
     
      little
      people
      who
      helped
      you
      get
     
     
      where
      you
      are.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Taurus
     
    

    
     
      Although
      your
      problems
      seem
     
     
      unsolvable,
      if
      you
      sit
      back
      take
      a
     
     
      deep
      breath
      and
      think
      with
      a
      level
     
     
      head
      they
      will
      seem
      much
      more
     
     
      manageable.
      Take
      time
      out
      to
      show
     
     
      that
      special
      someone
      you
      still
      care.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Gemini
     
    

    
     
      Time
      to
      make
      up
      your
      mind.
     
     
      You
      have
      left
      this
      decision
      long
     
     
      enough
      and
      your
      choices
      are
      becom-
     
     
      ing
      more
      limited,
      so
      get
      to
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Cancer
     
    

    
     
      The
      unexpected
      seems
      to
      follow
     
     
      you
      this
      week.
      Some
      good,
      some
     
     
      bad,
      but
      take
      it
      all
      in
      stride
      and
     
     
      things
      will
      be
      great.
      Someone
      from
     
     
      your
      past
      will
      bring
      surprising
      news.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Leo
     
    

    
     
      Time
      to
      spill
      who
      that
      new
      love
     
     
      interest
      is,
      when
      you
      do
      there
      will
      be
     
     
      surprising
      results.
      You
      should
      start
     
     
      making
      summer
      job
      plans
      really
      soon
     
     
      or
      it
      may
      be
      too
      late.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Virgo
     
    

    
     
      Study,
      study,
      study
      --
      that
      is
      all
     
     
      that
      has
      been
      on
      your
      mind,
      but
      once
     
     
      your
      exams
      are
      over
      it
      is
      time
      to
     
     
      treat
      yourself
      to
      a
      relaxing
      evening
     
     
      with
      your
      favourite
      movie
      or
      a
      good
     
     
      book
      and
      all
      you
      can
      eat
      munchies.
     
     
      You
      deserve
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Libra
     
    

    
     
      Your
      future
      will
      be
      very
      bright
     
     
      if
      you
      think
      logically
      about
      this
      big
     
     
      decision.
      Money
      is
      tighter
      than
      ever
     
     
      but
      if
      you
      budget,
      you
      will
      somehow
     
     
      manage
      to
      get
      what
      you
      want.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Scorpio
     
    

    
     
      Your
      friends
      are
      worried
      about
     
     
      you.
      Reassure
      them
      that
      you
      are
      fine
     
     
      by
      showing
      your
      goofy
      side.
      Worry-
     
     
      ing
      about
      your
      love
      life
      will
      not
      help.
     
     
      Be
      yourself
      and
      things
      will
      flourish
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sagittarius
     
    

    
     
      If
      you
      keep
      that
      secret
      inside
     
     
      much
      longer
      you
      are
      going
      to
      ex-
     
     
      plode.
      So,
      you
      should
      think
      of
     
     
      confiding
      in
      someone
      who
      you
      are
     
     
      sure
      will
      not
      blab.
      Treat
      yourself
      to
     
     
      a
      box
      of
      chocolates,
      they
      will
      boost
     
     
      your
      spirits.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Capricorn
     
    

    
     
      Do
      not
      let
      that
      annoying
      person
     
     
      get
      under
      your
      skin.
      Rise
      above
      the
     
     
      rest
      and
      show
      what
      you
      can
      accom-
     
     
      plish
      if
      you
      really
      put
      your
      mind
      to
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Aquarius
     
    

    
     
      Do
      not
      sink
      to
      a
      lower
      level
      ©
     
     
      when
      you
      get
      in
      an
      argument
      and
     
     
      things
      will
      blow
      over
      quickly.
      Love
     
     
      will
      fade
      if
      you
      don’t
      show
      some
     
     
      interest
      or
      enthusiasm
      soon.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pieces
     
    

    
     
      Do
      what
      you
      enjoy.
      Stop
      trying
     
     
      to
      please
      others.
      Once
      you
      put
      your
     
     
      mind
      to
      something
      you
      are
     
     
      unstoppable,
      so
      show
      the
      world
      what
     
     
      you
      are
      capable
      of.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Panther
      Prints
     
    
   
   
    
     
      March
      26,
      1996
     
    
   
   
    
     
      oe,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Biology
      Man
      (aka
      Jane):
     
     
      I
      saw
      you
      out
      on
      St.
      Patrick’s
     
     
      Day
      weekend.
      I
      was
      wearing
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      white
      T-shirt,
      jeans,
      and
      a
      black
      hat.
      ;
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
      may
      not
      have
      recognized
      me
     
     
      since
      I
      shaved
      off
      my
      moustache.
     
     
      Hoping
      we
      will
      soon
      be
      united
      as
     
     
      one.
      |
     
    

    
     
      --
      The
      Admirer
      (aka
      Tarzan)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CE.
     
    

    
     
      Who
      are
      you
      shooting
      for
      this
     
     
      week?
      [
      have
      still
      got
      my
      fingers
     
     
      crossed
      for
      the
      E
      man
     
    

    
     
      --
      V.L.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Cat:
     
     
      I
      feel
      so
      confused
      with
      "J",
      and
     
     
      "E",
      Eric,
      and
      Steven
      to
      pick
      from.
     
     
      What
      are
      we
      going
      to
      do?
     
     
      --V
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Appleseed:
     
    

    
     
      Can
      you
      taste
      the
      cherries,
      the
     
     
      oreo
      crust,
      the
      chocolate
      curls?
     
     
      Orgasmic.
     
    

    
     
      --
      Cheescake
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Shelly:
     
     
      I
      love
      you
      girl,
      you
      are
      the
     
     
      BEST!
     
     
      --
      Secret
      Watcher
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Heidi:
     
    

    
     
      When
      I
      see
      you
      working
      out
      I
     
     
      want
      you
      and
      you
      only.
      Thanks
      for
     
     
      brightening
      up
      my
      day.
     
    

    
     
      --
      You
      know
      who
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ersondals
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Doobie:
     
     
      Did
      anyone
      ever
      tell
      you
      that
     
     
      you
      have
      a
      great
      smile!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      John:
     
     
      Still
      wearing
      the
      hat?
      Can
      it
     
     
      still
      fit
      your
      swollen
      head?
     
     
      --M
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PMQ:
     
    

    
     
      I
      know
      I
      said
      I
      would
      never
      do
     
     
      this
      again
      but
      I
      can't
      help
      it
      you
      are
     
     
      so
      pretty
      and
      you
      have
      a
      great
      mom
     
     
      and
      a
      lucky
      grandmother!
     
    

    
     
      --
      Secret
      admirer
      in
      English
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Blackout:
     
    

    
     
      Myron's
      --
      this
      Saturday
      night.
     
     
      I'll
      be
      wearing
      a
      blue
      shirt.
      We
      can
     
     
      dirty
      dance
      until
      they
      kick
      us
      out.
     
    

    
     
      --
      Dancing
      Queen
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Michelle:
     
    

    
     
      I
      found
      out
      --
      he's
      not
      gay,
      he
     
     
      was
      fantastic.
     
    

    
     
      --
      J.C.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Towel
      Boy,
     
    

    
     
      You're
      no
      fun
      anymore.
      I'm
     
     
      going
      to
      find
      myself
      a
      new
      "friend".
     
    

    
     
      --
      Jane
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Zeddy:
     
    

    
     
      It's
      still
      too
      cold
      for
      skinny
     
     
      dipping.
      Besides,
      you
      are
      just
      a
     
     
      tease.
     
    

    
     
      --
      Swimmer
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      X
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Nateition
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      choose
      healthy
      eating
     
     
      whenever
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      wherever
     
     
      you
      go!
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      :
     
     
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      The
     
     
      -
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      =
      Dietitians
      of
     
     
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      your
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      1996
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      Month
      Official
      Sponsors:
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      is
      Nutrition
      Month”
     
    
   
   
    
     
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