onien's realm Win rvvo run anannmu nncnn 24. 1951 Morning Smile Never Mind Hubby was fining up an insur- ce form. "It sez 'ere. tAny insan- y in the family?" What; shall I put?" he asked his wife. "No. of course." she replied. "But wot abaiht Uncle 'Orace wot's in the asylum and keeps Iayln' 'e's Napoleon?" '1:)h." said his wife. "yer don't ant to tike any notice of 'im- fs potty." Bills Payable dome of these Missouri fellows E; cautious. Consider the follow- "for instance." "Exciting things are always hap- cning to my friend Walter,” a -himsical St. Louis journalist re- ported rccently. "The other day he was sending a suit to the cleaners when he felt in the pocket of the scat and discovered 8100 in bills." "Gosh"! rejoined an excited lis- pener. "That was quite an experi- bnce!" "Yes. it was," the newspaper mun agreed. "and do you know. not put: of them was rcceiptctl!” Needed Vitamins Too While a drove of bullocks was being driven through an Irish vil- iage from a fair. one of the ani- lnais suddenly stopped. and. not withstanding all the efforts of the drover. would not more on its way. achemist who happened to see c sffair went up to the bullock and injected some medicine down its throat. which made the animal ousehoid Scrapbook; By loam Lu t&d& Window Cleaning Without Water Cloths for cleaning windows without water can be made with a semi-liquid paste of benzine and calcined magnesia. The cloth. which should be coarse linen or something free of lint, is dipped into this mixture and hung in the air until the spirits have evapor- ated and ii; is free from odor. It may be used again and again and is a great convenience. when soiled, wash and redip. A Tight Cork An obstinate cork can be easily removed by first dipping a piece of woolen cloth lnt.o boiling water and wrapping tightly around the neck of the bottle. In a few min- utes the cork can be moved, Apple Pie When making an apple pie, try grating a little orange rind into the sugar. Sprinkle over the apples in the usual way. and see what a deicious flavor it imparts. careen rapidly down the street. About five minutes afterwards the drover entered the chemists shop wiping the perspiration off his head. and asked the man be- hind the countor if he was the party who gave the bullock the medicine. "I am." said the chemist. "Well," said Pat excitedly. "I'll take a pennywox-th of it myself I've got to follow the beast.” to extend warm and friendly grullnei to all you wonderful P"P"' Pineauis Home Bakery Slteel but It's nice iiiiu 1,9011 bring the :-mmaamtr That Body Of Your: By June: w. sum. u.o. . LOSS OF APPETITI IN THE .ELDERLY,- SENILI ANOIQEXIA Because there are more old peo- ple. 60 or over. than young people. I write frequently about the treat- ment of the elderly and the new medical specialty-geriatrics. Now we must remember that el- dely men and women may have many of the same illnesses or dis- eases as the young and middle- aged. but some diseases are pec- uliar to, or found only in. the elderly. Thus senile pruritis (itch- ing) is a. common complaint and also skin rashes and irritations. While most elderly men and women do not eat as much food as the young and middle-aged, never- theless they must eat a certain amount of food to live or even ex- ist; thus whenthey lose their ap- petite and fail to- eat sufficient food to maintain their bodies. it is a serious matter. In The Copenhagen Medical Journal. Drs. E. Korbe and N. Vin- ther-Paulsen state that, when these elderly folk are not eating suffic- ient: food, the symptoms of lack of nourishment are seen in inflam- mation of lips and tongue (cheni- tis and glossitis). This condition is found most often in old persons who live alone. "Analysis of the food deticiency as compared with the food intake of active nonnal old persons." Clinical and laboratory examin- ations show that the reduction of food intake does not depend on cancer. chronic infections or in- toxications, in me young particu- larly. infections are a factor in loss of appetite and loss of weight. In the middle-aged (40 to 60) cancer is a frequent cause of these symptoms. Study of case histories suggests that senile (elderly) debillty may be due to a primary disturbulicc in appetite regulation and Various which tend to reduce the quantity factors peculiar to old age. all of medical. psychic and sociological or quality of the food eaten. I have written before of a talent- ed man of 80 who by a misunder- standing with a close relative. lost his appeti e. a serious matter at his age and condition. Time and explanations fortunately restored appetite and normal health. In the treatment of senile anor- exiu (loss of appetite) a search should be made for underlying causes -- physical. mental and emo- tional disturbances -. which will require patients. skill and under- standing on the part of the phy- siclan. Touch of spring The pretty school teacher was trying to tell herpupils about the advent of spring. "As I stood on the station plat- form one sunny April morning waiting for my train I felt some- thing lightly caressing my cheek. Can anyone tell me what it was?" she asked. "The station - master's mous- tache?” suggested the smell bad QBIII iiliime Qtijriatmaa brtetings - The management and staff of out El-m express the wish that'Y0lI Will enjoy a most nappy. holiday season. We hope that the holiday WI" realization of fondest ambitions for happiness friendships! S. A. McDonaI boy of the class. you! H I I DOROTHY DIX SAYS- " CK 5 ....-A... 3 V(.w.t1.1.141.(J'(.(v4.(.VK:V'c V(V'(.w; a.-4.-:cx';V.v.s. -.V4r(4t44(TY4 towmcuyc Letters To Servicemen Teen-Agar Anxious To Send Mail Oversees DEAR. MISS DIX: Every day you hear people remark how much our soldiers in Korea would appreciate our writing to them. I am 15 and would.llke to do my part, but I don't know whether it would be proper. Do you think my parents and friends would think it improper. or is it all right to send mail to a strange servicemen? If it's okay, where could we get their addresses? AGATI-IA ANSWER: The question of whether young girls may. in propriety. send letters to unknown boys overseas is a matter of considerable dispute. Of course the final decision in a matter of this sort must be made by a girl's parents. The next point to consider is the girls attitude when em- barking on such a correspondence. If you regard it as a quick road-to romance. discard it., If you sincerely feel that you can write a friendly. interest- ing letter intended to cheer a lonely soldier (or other servicemen). your idea is commendable. ' A boy away from home is n homesick boy: to our young servicemen than cheerful letters. the more newsy the better. Many boys don't have large families, or a large circle of friends and they do look to strangers to fill their need for mail. I can see nothing intrinsically wrong in a girl-even one as young as you-undertaking this pleasant task. BE IMPERSONAL nothing means more In starting up n t.u..esponde...e with a lad overseas. bear in mind these particular points. Don't dwell too much on your own person- nlity. Of course the boy will want to know about you, your family, friends and school. but don't make yourself the main topic of the let- ter. Enliven it with humorous bits from the paper. jokes from your school magazine, enclose a clever cartoon, or a review of the movie you saw last night, with your own comments. The question of how to obtain the names of boys seeking corre- spondents is a more difficult problem. Servicemen's clubs in your city would undoubtedly know of a lonesome guy looking for mail. If mom approves of your going ahead with the project, she can prob- ably locate some addresses for you. While on the subject of aiding our fighting men. why not remind the elders in your family. that a pint. of blood (easily and painlessly donated) is the best contribution they can make to the welfare'of our boys overseas? . DEAR MISS DIX: I am planning on being married very soo to a man in service. He is 21, I am 20 and we have been going at ody for six months. I love children dearly and have always planned on a houseful. This boy is also fond of them. but due to illness in his childhood. we know that our marriage will be childless. ' Do you think lthis would make a difference in our marriage, and later destroy our ove for each other? - C. I. '1'. ANSWER: The absurdity of your idea that love cannot survive childlessness is proven by the many couples who live happy. useful lives. even though they have been Aenied the blessing of children. Furthermore. the fact that you cannot have youngsters of your own does not mean a childless home. houseful you have always wanted. I pretty and frequently have dates. my crooked teeth. the teeth. if he likes me. your teeth straightened. long future. your whole mouth might be out DEAR MISS DIX: Although I have lots of friends. am considered Whenever I am talking to a boy I worry about My mother says it won't make any difference to a boy ANSWER: If your family can possibly afford it. they should have Aside from the self-confidence that a good dental job would give you, it would also safeguard your teeth for a Crooked teeth can also affect the bones so that in time mother at least to consult a dentist or dental clinic. If you wish, you can adopt the I am embarrassingly conscious of S. G. of shape. Try to convince your The Stars Say - - v r ; By Genevieve Kcnble For Tomorrow THE planetary configurations combine to heighten the personal stress and strain, with all ener- gies alerted to the usual excite- ment and frlvoiity of Yuletide in- dulgence. sudden and surprising developments may tax ingenuity in the effort to rearrange schedules and revamp plans. This calls for keen thinking and quick action. There may be petty irks and an- noyances. and these demand care- ful consideratlon. lest fatigue and overdoing overtax strength un- duly, For the Blrthdly Those whose birthday it is may plan for an exciting and eventful year. with change of plans and objectives adding zest and stimu- lus to the humdrum or customary course of events. While this sur- prising turn may be dramatic. even romantic, it calls for clear 3 Cook's Corner SAUSAGE SCALLOP Yield-4 servings. 1 pound sausage is cup chopped onior. -1&5 cups U2 inch dice cooking apples 3 cups coarse soft bread crumbs lit teaspoons salt 9'; teaspoon sage PA teaspoons granulated sugar iii cup tomato Juice ' Pain-fry t.he,.sausage until richly browned; lift sausage from drip- ping. Pour all but 3 tablespoons dripping from the frying pan, Add onion and apple to the 3 tablespoons dripping in pan and fry. stirring 2 or 3 times. for 5 minutes. Add the bread crumbs, salt, sage and sugar and combine well; moisten with tomato Juice. Place half of the bread crumb mixture in a greased baking dish: arrange the browned sausage over top. then cover with remaining bread crumb mixture. 1 Cover closely and bake in a mod- '55? - - - er-ate oven, 350 degrees. 30 min- utcs: uncover and bake 30 minutes ' envy, all jealousy met these thinking and quick action. lest some petty details upset or annoy. These must be wisely managed it potent forces are to be counted upon. Plan carefully for cooper- ation from higher-ups. A child born on this day has div- 1 longer. are talents for I stable as well as eventful career. with surprising turns as w as many twists of I trivial nst e. M4; in oxprm on appruialion for you frlcnllinus-lnl Ibo bop: 151! your holiday will be bay” with Joy gal binning: to rm). our Into a bright, new 194;! A riipe-Elena Beauty D Salon I 2 . An only child. Peter Amos. above, nill have a sad Christmas as fire claimed lives of both his parents. The young couple. British immi- grants. had lived in Canada only four years. I. -CO&.0;-OQQ-OOs&OOmO' i ELLEIl'S DIARY By an Island lumen wife Households will be extremely busy tonight. Hands and minds will be taken up with those 1&5! minute incidentals which ever at.- tend this Eve. But at length last gifts w.ll have been wraPP9dv bits of litter cleared away and with a long sigh, a mixture of relief and delight, folks come then to me- ments of leisure. Old carols touch- ed by the associaiions of years and well loved will flood the rooms. Now in homes blessed with chil- dren. stockings are hanging in I 11 row by the mantel - bulging with gifts it is likely. for noflflatter the reward is to be had in the delight- ed calls and beaming faces 01 the small fry at Christmas dawn. And if they be not so full, any empti- ness is made up by the 0X1-T3 wrappings of love . . . now pretty the tree! And was there ever more fragrance about than that which in its balsumy sccnt spreads to the far corners of the house? Wreaths at the win- dows? Greens over the ilntels? Ay. and a gay one. be-iibboned on the door, token that love and good will and all the significance and delight of Christmas is being ob- ; 9 9 Alice Brooks Designs canon. rsANersns'sxcrrmo.-:"'- - i , , NEW - TWENTY -yes. twenty motifs in colorl lovely wild roses and w violets in their own natural hu . Quichcssy. washable. Iron on your linens. npronl. blouset. skirts and dresses. No embroidery necessary! A real boon to those making last-minute gifts. send now for Pattern 7001. It has four sets ofave motiullt I296 totxia ones. . send Twenty-ave cents in coins for this pattern (stamps cannot be accepted) to ALICE BROOKS De- signs. cio The Guardian. 60 Front Street West. Toronto. Ontario. Please print plainly Name. Address and Pattern Number. Better English .7 .n 0. WIIIIIZ . 1. What is wrong with this sea- tence? "Tomorrow is Christmas, and I will be happy. providing you are." 2. What is the correct pronunc- iatlon of "discharge" (noun and verb)? 3. Which one of these words is misspelled? Portable. visable, re- newable, indescribable. 4. What does the word "aspir- ation" mean? 5. What is 1, word beginning with ga that means "talkatlvencss"? ANSWERS 1. Say, '"I'omcrrow will be Christmas. and I shall be happy. provided you are." 2. Accent both noun and verb on last syllable. not the first. 3. Visible. 4. Ardent desire or longing for what is ele- vated or above one. "We all hope to satisfy the aspirations of our souls." 5. Cvarrulity. VI .- How Can I ! ! I By Anne Ashley mblily L-re-7:-r.';.g-?s.. llow can I make fabrics nu Q. resistant? other person in an embarrassing position if he says "nothing." and then finds the particular party in prospect does not appeal to him. How can he refuse then? It is more thoughtful to come right out with your invitation. Q. How does one properly re- move boncs from a fish at the table? A. Lift the end of the bone with a fork. and then lift it all the way outplnohed between the knife and fork together --.or with the fingers. fingers touch the fish. Q. Should a bride remove her veil before sitting at the breakfast table? A. No: she retains her veil. served within. . . Is the stairway entwined? Yes. and a red candle placed in a win- dow to light in the Christ-child . . . And tonight at all nights in the year. till hate and malice and an- noying insidious items that sour and even destroy human hearts will have vanished and instead there will abide only kindly thoughts - and deeds. And per- haps when every last task which after all has been Only 3 privilege - has been done, and it is close to the midnight hour. we shall don a wrap and come to the out-doors though it may be only as far as a verandah. Rural places will be wrapped in the serenity and silence of night and vale and hill will be sleeping beneath a covcrlet of white. And there on a hillside above the dark- flowing stream and below the line of spruces we can fancy the flock resting in the dimness and catch again the glow of the shepherds fire. And there over "A little town" shall appear again a Star and listening down the aisles of the dark we shall bear again the angel tidings: "Fear not: for be- great joy. which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this a saviour . . ." "To all people" . . -. "Everywhere, ev- erywhere Christmas tonight." 0 O 0 And what shall our Christmas message beq from our house to your house? What else than the age-old sincere greeting:- A MERRY CHRISTMIASS " "ris Christmas nightl the snow A flock unnumbered lies; The old Judean stars aglow, Keep watch within the skies An icy stillness holds. The pulses of the night: A deeper mystery enfolds. The wondering Hosts of Light. Till. 10. with reverence pals That dims each dladem. The lordliest. earthwsrd bending hall, The Light of Bethlehem!" Until Wednesday - - Diary - Good-night . . . . .1 Q. what is the we to extend an inviteti;-nopeiiver ytbe telephone? A. Do not pa-efsceyour invita- tion with, Saturday night." i hold I bring you good tidings of ' 'n.e Neighbors Do not let the ' A, Soak the material in a solu- tion of five parts of borlc acid, six parts of borax. and ,l00 P8-its 01 water. After soaking. the Yabfit ishould be squeezed out and hung up to dry. Q. How can I polish silverware if 1 have run out of silver polish? '1. Try using a little of your wothpaste on a soft cloth. It will clean the silver beautifully. Rub to a 'polish with a clean cloth. Q. How can I make a good fill- ing for tea sandwiches? A. Try making them with cold salmon. cream cheese and olives. Make a smooth paste of the cheese and salmon. and then add' stuffed olives which have been cut, in halves. By George Clark "Yeah. old Santa asked the postman, to helpphim clit- All the television aerials on the roots slow him up. r V9'&')i r Patterns .-.,-,,-.,, ' "X7-' Wvx -pus;-wv) Anne-i Adams wm COMPLlMEN'l'li SUCOKl You'll be the best- dressed woman everywhere you go in this! From that flattering petal collar to that gently flared skirt with- curved pockets. every line pays you compliments. Make it in -s soft wool for a casual. or in a crisp fsills for dates! Pattern R674 in sizes 12, 14. 10. 18. I0: 40. also 16 takes -tit yards 39-inch fabric. This pattern easy to use. aim. pie to low, in taste for fit. Bu complete illustrnt instructions. Send Thirty-five Cents (350) in coins (stamps cannot be ac- cepted) for this pattern. Print plainly Sire. NImc.iAddress. style Number. "What are you dolni care of The Guardian. 60 F at at TN! puts the West. Toronto. Ontario. (0 Send order to ANNE ADAMS " E I in m......u mmmt Iftlhollplemwgfgrgggg beeileledebeuheueel ioleleyeuchrtalntesacd Newfeerlihyudeune. Michaelis . Grocery Oor. Lolgmrtli Avenue and listen Street K