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     NeedaDatefortheCo-Ed? THE CHILDREN OF NERO 
     
     This is your last not being boss for the ' 
     
     chance to ask your night. BY Gabble Ratchet 
     
     favorite guy or girl to 10. Rabbi Henderson - . 
     
     a gayla extravaganza — He's getting tired 0f 3:: Sinemmsjwngre all ammd hm 
     
     the Spring Cand. The sleeping with Urbie. Not purify 
     
     CO—Ed is to be held at Females: Thev were all-red and in 
     
     the Confed Centre on 1. Debbie Dinelle - she * . pa ' 
     
     March 26 with the doesn't want anyone whose . , 
     
     popular Island band led short and she doesn't care Erwgi‘tbufigdshofl‘ 
     
     by Terry Dunsford -— how tall he is either. "YO: got buméd n theyy'said 
     
     Ryder‘ (50 guys' if 2' Sham“ COPnOlly - He went into an amoral numb .an amoral  
     
     - you don't get to Ryder, (nurse‘ln Marian Hall) ' » ' ' 
     
     then you won't get to ' looking for someone with He was in shock 
     
     hear them). experience. _ ' 
     
     Here is the Top Ten 3. Jackie MacNeill — She's . - - 
     
     Male and FEhale Eligibility getting tired of feeling ” 1;:  giggiesnfigdgishiieggor ' M 
     
     ' LIst: up Hank's ribs every night. ‘ ' ‘ 
     
     Male 4. Nancy MacDonald - Will '- . 
     
     rams Jane -   go with same from  °f the 5““ 
     
     looking for someonw who'll the Business Society . - ~ He awoke Withgut fear ' 
     
     go. out with him twice. 5. Nanci Waugh — Joe Ghiz V For himself 
     
     2. Sandy (311115 — He's is unavailable for that For his World 
     
     looking for a girl who he night ‘ Will CODSider a Both blistered from heat 
     
     has something in common P-C- Candidate- 7 ' . 
     
     Wlth _.C0ke and Belvedere' 6‘ Margaret (Myrtle) His scarred hands stroked the whisk—broom from 
     
     3' Brlan Medea“ " He'll Archibald _‘He must be His singed neck to his quiet genitals 
     
     probably end up going home from the North Shore and ‘ Flicking away the loose Cinders I 
     
      SCOtt Bahrens. be able to drink!  > And settled ashes k 
     
     4.. Jim Griffith —' Looking and collect unemployment - ' l _. 
     
     £91: any snidth that likes  tPaEtl Bradifiy —C . The 'clean—up was well underway when he smelt the smoke. 
     
     Elm- » U, I fan 31.0 go wl a aucaSlon It came off the street into his little alley. 
     
     J. , Brucenlckey - He 5 or 13 one' He felt the glow of the flames and remembered. 
     
     only lOOklng for a date 8‘ MS' Kloset Queen He became enamoured and afraid 
     
     because Jones and He are (James JOhnStOD) ’ the ‘ , . ' 
     
     not ready to break out only way he'll 90 is to : 
     
     of the closet yet. aSk someone- _ .1 , v “' '  i.  , i i— » b L .— ‘ 
     
     6. Phil Callaghan - He's 9. Mary Morrison — She j  f    '  
     
     finally ready to use and has a Pair Of underwear 5 , i 
     
     lose it, that fell off her Prince   
     
     7. Neil MacKenzie -, Here at midnight-' Like the  ‘ 
     
     you go girls. He's saying_90esr if Fhe  . . - 
     
     guaranteed to give out and fife  :téhe / W aims to ,_ . Disadline for all sub- 
     
     pass out. has once again taken up“ » be an independent . missmns is Monday noon- 
     
     8. Victor Moore f He hopes jogging. she figures newspaper published _ I - 
     
     to fare better that the the only way “to get a weekly throughout the W: 
     
     Fall Co-E‘d. -‘ year by the UPEI Student Menday, WedneSday ‘ 
     
     . date is, to catch someone. - 
     
     9. Terry Palmer - Doesn't mertguys 2_4903 Union, printed by the and Friday II - 3 i 
     
     know if he can handle ‘* I ' ' williams & Crue, Ltd, , in Tuesday ‘7 - Midnight.- »' 
     
     t» V S Smrmerside and distributed  ' ‘ * -  
     
     - - -  ‘ throughout the c us and Office— 4th, floor 
     
     Appllcatlons. _. - Charlottetown. amp Phone— 892-4121,e:’<t:5387 
     
     . v - " ' v Contents are the ' ' ~ 
     
     To: All full—time students their Courses but do not responsibilitv‘ of the . 
     
      My. Hemessey', pay their :feeswillhe editors. However, letters.» H 
     
     reqistrar - required to pay their reviews and OpiIlin’l(OQlUH1t18 ; ' "    
     
     'Re: Registration for fees and Sign in when express the opinion of > >  ’ ' 
     
     1982-33 . l v. “ . the return 111 September- author, and not necessarily ’ ’ “ 
     
     Students who plan ‘ ,  ,joeursee Will ; that of the  _ 
     
     to return to UPEI IN have limited enrOllment All letters, and articles ‘ -  y A g I . v 7 
     
     September, 1982‘, «are» ‘ andetudentswuld be well mustfbe signed even If the n . y   
     
     requested to complete an adv1sed toregfiterby name is to be withheld from    . 
     
     application farm" at the mail so to aVOld being publication. > g " y f " ‘   
     
     RegiStrar '15 before turtle?  for a course We reserve the right to I  ' LL  I H ‘   
     
     they leave for the  that ‘13 fhllEde” edit material for SRace 
     
     StUdentS who complete Patease note the or legal reasons” \. 
     
     the application form will followmg dates for 1982-  r a ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
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     their fees by mail will be Hede V 'r 2.98  classes begin '1 " y _ 
     
     required only-'tO Sign in nylon.» «34.; .1313 .vFinal day for TYPiSt ‘ cat-by Parkman ‘  " ‘ l  ‘" ‘  
     
     when they return for r late.reqisti:atioh- I  , o   ..   Wm  lagery— , W _ 7: 
     
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