Stark Raving Sane: On Getting Older I've wanted to write a column on aging for quite a while now, but for some reason it seemed too macabre. I think that, in itself, is the saddest thing ever. Do you think it's because we associate getting older with death? I think that's why. Really, I decided to go ahead with this because my birthday is this week (that's right, boys: Aquarius). I wasn't going to write about how old I am, like the number itself is some big deal. It's like how you're not supposed to tell people how much money you make. It's not nec- essary and considered too personal. Or in my case, embarrassing. Big deal, I'm going to be 24. Man, just looking at that number next to the cursor on my screen is strange. 24. When I was younger, I could never really conceive of being 24. It was like beyond is is an ng and app ently effective anti-war protest that I recieved through my e-mail account, per- haps you'd like to have the option? There is a grassroots campaign underway to protest war in Iraq in a sim- ple, but potentially powerful way; place 1/2 cup uncooked rice in a small plastic bag (a snack-size bag or sandwich bag work fine). Squeeze out excess air and seal the bag. Wrap it in a piece of paper on which you have written, "If your enemies are hungry, feed them. Romans 12:20. Please send this rice to the people of Iraq; do not attack them.” Place the paper and bag of rice in an envelope (either a letter-sized or tywus ‘page. saan aa chiles aie ee ee 20 was unfathomably adult. I think I still think of 24 as a 16-year-old would think of 24. Unfathomable. I don't think the number repre- sents me. Yes, I'm older than most people working on the newspaper, or in the Student Union, or in the Student Body, for that matter, but I don't feel 24. Adults are 24. Urban professionals and wives and mothers and millionaires are 24. It doesn't really matter. It's not like in infant development books when at a certain age, children are supposed to be able to sit up, crawl, and walk. Imagine that: "The average 24-year old will have at least one BA, be able to juggle, whistle, and understand how to manipulate a cat- alytic converter." Ok, let's look at it this way: peo- ple my age are mothers and millionaires, but their lives have followed different paths to arrive at what they are today. I like my path. I've done a lot of fun and interesting things, and I've learned a lot. There's still one thing that I have to do before I die: I must spend my birthday on a beach. It's a drag to have your birthday in February. It's cold and crap and miser- able. When I was a kid, I had more than one birthday party postponed because of a Feed Food, padded mailing envelope--both are the same cost to mail) and address them to : President George Bush White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington, DC 20500 Attach postage. Drop this in the mail. It is important to act NOW so that President Bush gets the letters ASAP. In order for this protest to be effective, there must be hundreds of thousands of such rice deliveries to the White House. We can do this if you each forward this message to your friends and family. There is a positive history of this protest! In the 1950s, Fellowship of Reconciliation began a similar protest, which i is credited with influencing blizzard. Well, at least school is always in session. I liked the extra attention. | still do. I don't know why I'm doing a ret- rospective on my life. Maybe it's a birth- day thing. At a certain age, you look for- ward. After that age, you look back. Maybe that is macabre. "IT guess the winter makes you laugh a lit- lower you talk a little lower the things you could not show her." vie Quotes (identify the film): father to a murdered son and hus- a murdered wife and landlord to a Fun & Games Not Bombs President Eisenhower against attacking China. Read on: "In the mid-1950s, the pacifist Fellowship of Reconciliation, learning of famine in the Chinese mainland, launched a 'Feed Thine Enemy' campaign. Members and friends mailed thousands of little bags of rice to the White House with a tag quot- ing the Bible, "If thine enemy hunger, feed him." As far as anyone knew for more than ten years, the campaign was an abject failure. The President did not acknowl- edge receipt of the bags publicly; certainly, no rice was ever sent to China. "What nonviolent activists only learned a decade later was that the cam- paign played a significant, perhaps even determining role in preventing nuclear war. Twice while the campaign was on, eRe ee ee ee ee oe me ee om om : deer closer than you There's one good thing about my birthday: some cool people share it. Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, and Franco Zeffirelli. So- people who were born on my birthday typically free slaves, free some minds, and, well, make Mel Gibson feel free to play Hamlet in tights. Those are some good mentors. Antec from last Lyrics: 1)"Let Me Entertain You Williams 2)"Goodbye Earl" by Qe Movie Quotes: : 1)That Thing You Do! _ 2)Philadelphia Story (ple - President Eisenhower met with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to consider U.S. options in the conflict with China over two islands, Quemoy and Matsu. The generals twice recommended the use of nuclear weapons. President Eisenhower each time turned to his aide and asked how many little bags of rice had come in. When told they num- bered in the tens of thousands, Eisenhowe! told the generals that as long as so many Americans were expressing active interes! in having the U.S. feed the Chinese, he certainly wasn't going to consider using puclear weapons against them." ' ee ee soe oF