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' rl, ,'_f,_~.._,_<~-:_._¢___:_ r. `_-l;»_ _l -' .;'_ ._ L ’ _ __'_ _»» _ - __ __~ _'-___» -'_-1 .___ 4 _‘ . _._~,,;.l___'_§'_,,_;.-'_~ _,_v,__'___‘_ _ . s » i‘é"-"fi ‘Y-~ S '-ff " » J 3 ff- T-,‘~f”.-.e-i»”,»__‘f_,_~1,,_~_.f1_ @,»:,i§~’ ‘ = _ _ 1- » .. ~;_,.&;L_‘.l°, "rp fr vi f ,_ ,»_ -, r ,_ ,,i'“i~:‘_r_ riff# _ _ , .,i¥l'l’ _s _ _ ,__ ____ _li-_li ,i_._,_-_:___ ,._»1»__,._,;*____’l,r,'.,»__ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ ‘_ 735* __:-__”L’_`_ 1'7”f.'.',_ lt- fl’ ” Q i ~ ` ¢ _ ".. "‘ Y’ 'li' » ~~_ l'~Il",`J "fl "1 i r ',f"' ‘-5 » ' Z~:‘f','f'f§»¢,~ f;~'¢’, 1* » _ ~~, _ .- ’.' ‘ 'i 1 _ l ‘ ‘ , 1 " _~,~1‘,.. ‘ _§1i'.»;'5‘_.~‘ff ~>ii§“=»f.¢, __ ¢-»--- -~'- - ~- ._ c ._ ~ _ »,_.,.,_.»__'.lt»~..'._._ -,.-i.< - ~»~.hl¢= ~. 1* 3= *fizww lil t :`§§f“¥ N w it _,_ ,Q Yr ';, __ E35 Y Far the Largest A ' ‘ ' ' ` '" ' » _D“,_‘_1_Y §,'f°“_1a'fi°fl - _ oRNiN"o only “ ‘S ’°""l°@- I catches Aiiisuiy. , _ ,_ _ Morning Mails. HE ARLOTTETOW - GUARDI. V Moimmu n ii - wr:icii-.-sliits ii lilo sul_~riliccd bl' nt leust one .soft-flli‘l'c_i;_i___t seo kt¢_tt_l_es__of lil a circus ring. The crown must be _ . _ _~ ,~ V _ _ , ~ »_ - ‘ ' _ _ _ ‘ " i. c riiicipill centres of this industry :irc lliiii-l,i,.)|l]:,“. ‘___ _(ill: _f'h_'_‘_'i’_"_ l_ll_f‘ _l_°l\_l_ l\|ll\_<_ lcll_ is to_i-mt-il, \\'\l|l il l’<’\\">'\\'ll\‘§ \\'|l¢‘l' li “/Ulllll Hf'lfil*‘ workiiicn look likc more glirists thi-onglli ir_l', Ct.; New York city. .\`c\l'urk uiiil|lu_|_ ___ ____§________ __`__i_,_.i_l_i <.li_oli_iig_ lh_c_ _l_lic first thing llil- liutiimlccr docs is to "l\_lh*` -`l\"l'""'f “li fl 1=‘|’|\' “itll 11 £'lI`C\ll\l~ the dense vapor, and wllter dripping from “' C"“'g“5» N~ J" “Hd P|*i|‘\‘l"ll’|lll|~ Wlllliinf-' il- in "i "lll'i»'1\-,.i`-`\ \-l'm_',\ iw, lluli\,;i‘:H`\_-thy hug "ml "l""`_‘_lI|illl.-.< of fur to- """ll""l "`l'.1\"l'- lll- tlicn co\'lzi'cll it Wlill thl-ir benches coveis the floor an inl-li _ ,|¢t¢m,g fm_.u,ri(_S M Ullwl, lmiuh ___ _______ l-___ _ _ ~ _ _ _ \ l|c.i is ,~l_ll.,l~i _(1. |i_l'ill_l-r iii_p_ro!~cr <|liiii|titi<‘s :intl to reiniiio .l cloth \\l-t ill liol \\':ll\-r to iiialkl- it “fclt," 110,., . ,_ ' , ,1~ _ _ I .___ ,l ' lM\'l, \\‘illi ll Hi\t “till-Ni'-ii'liii'|\'\lthi- lii-on ~ li( ii \ ill iiilyiulilliu IAHUI lil' dmili ihiilmizh “llhlhiili *lib-‘im hy ‘mimi lllhv lllucwis “Am SU ELWALIM uf (uhm) Him. Ur nmuwa gmyim it Umm H “vuudvn mark iw \‘mmlrLgi\'iE;|slmihiilll-YHi: 'Wil Wall. H lis chdm _ ‘ _‘ , l"- ‘.'! ‘»~' \‘ i~ 1' l' ]i;l~sl>-‘ 'l'l"- l'ii<»_-_ "io 't of »» ~ ,l\ liizlt :i za ' i '~ -' l t _ ' _ .' .~ . < _ ' " ` . lt “ t,. i i’ t.~ .1 ' ' V 5"' - ‘ --- __ ,_ i __ _f______L%i_____*_____i:`_____ __ __ ’_ _ __ ’ _ __l __ ~__§' l_9O9' {t|:.l»o Pnllifunn BYM_uf.i§ I-il'@lTi.“ _ _,mn _ W Y ‘ s slcve. It is about three feet high and tapers from a diliiiii-ter of two feet at _the bottom to about six inches at tllc top. Phe fur fed into thc formcr at the top through rapidly revolving brushes, is drnlvn quickly and evenly down upon the surface of the cone. An operator, stand- ing in front of the iiiachiiic, opens the doors with which it is fitted, wraps damp cloths about the fur covered cone, takes it out and gives it il hath in hot water. This process ciiuscs ilu- fur to cling togeth- er, and after a-iiil»mciit's immemion it is removed from the lieth und the beginning of the hat body slipped off. The next process is called "sizing," and is performed by men working around large‘ _ kettles filled with boiling water. The hat and extract all the moisture and alcohol. »&2""/2725’ body as it comes t`roin the “foriner" is In this way fully B0 per cent of thc alcohol taken by them, tvrnpped in a ‘ete of h\lr_ 6./arf,/12_p and _/Y<`9c'A1_aw the brim must be stiffened enough to pre- serve its sliapc. The bodies that are to be made into "still" hats are dipped in a solution of llbellsc dissolved in alcohol which is carefully worked in by hand. All the free sliellac is scraped off and thc holly turned inside out so that the sidi- to which thc shellac has been applied will come on thc inside and not interfere with the final finishing process, In the case of the soft hats, only that part ofthe body which forms the brim is treated wit the shcllac solution, which is pressed in by a machine. Drying kilns with a temperature of 170 degrees receive the stiffened hat bodies liscd in dissolvin the slicllack is iccol ci blocked luirl the rim shaped and that soft, glossy finish developed on the outer surface. Sliitf-til-ll by hot writer the liody %f .5’aaZ1't=.s' 'pressure varies from 400 to 600 pounds 1 the square inch and forces the felt 1 conforin to thc shape of the steel ` The cold water stilfens the fclt and t crown comes from the press hard firm. Instead of being shaped by the hj draulio pri-ss the soft bat is steamed stretclicd over u die of the required sbs; und inliied with hot irons to bring tt thc proper slilipl-_ after which it is cools, by thi- water press. " Sliuvirlg and pouiiciiig the crowns is l next pifolells. Thi: hat is put on a Cyér ller wliicli rcvolvcs against a knife thc rougli nap is sliaved off. Then it‘ plzu-cd on u revolving wooden block all siiiootllcd with pcuncing paper-a sort l saliidpuper and "lcurcd" to bring 01 thl~ fine cllects of the dyes. "Leuririg done with al pad of coarse muslin, heatei with which grease is applied to the an fucc :md thoroughly rubbed in. Soft h are finished iu the same manner. Thi finishes the work on the crown; the brli, only remains to be shaped and curled. ' A inucllinc trim! the brim fin the sired width and an operator, either hand oi- iiiiicliiiic, working with hot iro gives the cdge of the brim its curl. _ m.itril'iiig nincliiiil-, which is a die in tw ports. |ircssl's llil- liriiii into shape by b] llrzillllc pr'c<_.lli'l- of about 300 pounds. Tl1 brim cools ill this die and coniel ol lisrdcin-<1 into the fashionable curves. TH l'oiiipletc.- the process of manufacture. Tl ti~iiiiiiiiiiu.=_ :ire put on by girls who bill, thc lirim, nltnrli thc silk band and bo llionml thi' i-rnwii iinll sweat-balld insid pnstiiig ill thc propcr labels. after whim thc hut is pai_-.~'c ' '_ » - < rc Inlllle. _vet the lirocl-.~»s of iiiniilifuct\ii'L' i I 'lt_‘ ' l l` ill" A, _ ._'."‘_“_"f¥ 'l lt_ Hl_ lf Ill) f0!‘__t|\f _ i"'""l-_ lil 10"!! "-\- \'_-‘WI “l_f’"l _‘_l“__‘l-‘U "'_""ed~ 'hd l\Wfl.V toi~ic.=__ :ind their product is _-sold to other looks like ri hat. Exact sli ic is im zirtzfrlislm "li""'""l N ‘mc of the “mst Decuh l. ~, .ilil, iiil \. th. tiiisliillg .i-nl tiiiii pcriciicc thc l lttri linmvs his-t hon ;,,|,,.|\ ,\-np, i|,,_ |,,,“,,,g ,,_.,__.._,.___ _md _____ct_(_ f___________ “|____7__ ___ Hn, __ _ _ Ul P ‘g”,d,,n___g __mnt__ _,vcr heard of -;-~~i?~_,, _ »- _--- -A. ____ - _ ___ ____-'>~-&_.;_;______`____ *_* _ " ` 'K S: 3-'-#`-’-f"-'Y-'-'»“-if-'fill';l1‘;*l;_* .21:;4e*f;`;;>;z::f::;:::_=-~------- --- - ----.. _ » _.__ `_, _ _. , 1__, _ H8 SB! the Lxample. _\ "X gentleman was once cntcrtzllning his fricllds nt il grnnd dliiucr. llc wus a sud boastcr and was often guilty ol’ describing deeds tlint lie hull ll0ll0 when :lu ofllccr in lll.- .-_i‘l\l.\' “'lll"l‘ those \vho knew liliii \\‘cl| i.-ll sure were greatly exnggcrntcd. Ho wus lu the midst of some slich nnccdote when tllc butler brought him word that ll mlm wished to sec lilm_ "'l‘cll lilin I um engaged with my fricillls :ind clln see no one,” suld tll0 gcntlcniun ponipously. The butler retlrcd, but soon came brick to say the man was most urgent ln wlsliing to spcnk to thc gcntlcmllll mid snld he had been ln his rcliilmllt nt ii fuinous bnttle whore he owed hls llfc to the officer. "Show lilm ln, show hlm ln," sulll the host, much gratified. “’l`lils H001' rcllnw says l saved his life at X.'," bl' ildllccl, turning to bls guests :is thc llld soldlcr came ln. “flow wus lt?" llc went on. "For I nm sure I forgot. Ill thc licat of bnttlc one docs bruvc things nlmost unconsciously.” "ll was like tlils, your lionor," snlll the soldier. "l owcd my lll`0 t0 .\'f‘“- for I ccrtnlnly should ncvcr liuvc tliouglit of running liwuy lf you lltlll not set me thc cxuniple." Why Ha Married Her. "Out of the strong cslnic tortli sweet- ness" tnlglit be silld ot' iiiniiy filiiiolis soldiers. That Lord Lnwrciicc of lu- llluii fume enjoyed up curtlily |inl‘ndlSe lil his liornc nllly be sccn bl UW lil" lowing anecdote: Llls lurdsblll ‘W5 Sl” tliig ln lils drawing room at Solitlignle, with his sister and others of lllc film- lly. nll engaged lu rculllnn. l-001311:! up from his book, ln which hc llllll bccn engrossed, lie lllscoviwcll tlnit lil wife had left thc room. “Whcr¢`-*l l=l\‘l|l cr?" sllld he to one of' his |luiil:lill"‘,<. “Shc's upstnlrs," rcpllcil ilic irlrl. llc rctlirncd to lils blink und. |<>\'l€lll:r ill’ ngiiln 11 few lrilnutcs Inter, put .llic lulliie question to lils llnii;;lilci' und rc- cclved thc slime uilswci-_ Ulu,-c nlorc lic rclurncll to lils rcndliig; oncc iiinrc lie looked up with the iuniic que!-tlloll 0" his llps. Ills slstcr broke lil. “Wliy. ""ll|l5’. John, lt would sccin us lf yllll could not get on Ilvc minutes Wll|\0\\l your wlfc." “Tlint`s why l uiiirrlcd hor." lie rcpllcd. 'l`o this ndinlrnble wninnn Lnwrenco wlilspercd Will! N5 (l.\‘lng hrcnth. "To thc Inst SMP. lil! dlrllnul"-~-London Chronicle. _ "Mcns' night shirts, flnnnclctte and lilte cotton, nt 900 and $1.15. Good valilc. At Paton & t‘,o'n_ ' 10-Z9dtf. =:..T.mi;. Thomas had been a cnrpenter,"b owing to the dullness in trade he on-_ gngcd us n footmun at the “big hoose”- _ ln the village. _ i On the dliy of his cngngcmcut 'llls mistress, having ll lady visitor ln the drawing room, rang, the bell f01` U19 footman. . “You will show this Indy the t‘l'olll: door, 'l‘lionlas," she sllill. “\'¢5_ mem," rcpllcll Tlioiims, sind. bowing to the ln\l_\', lio i'cr|ticstcl,l licr to follow liiui. ()n coiiiliig lo thc ooor Thomas opened it, mid tlic hilly “'21-\ about to pass out when '1‘liniii:i.~'. tup- plng her on thc shoulder, reniiirliullz “wills is nie liwr. illclll: will llllvll :lliic ln't, frarncsl, two ull’ ll luilt' lliclics thick, with rulsctl- niollllllr-1: Wllll "0" about two Iimmd WU. l“\'"»‘»"“'1"’”d°“ | Til;-Bits. __ ,_,,.`,_. _._-..-_-, Case of Extreme Crue|tY~ i _“gy _\|,,_|v-Yilus. sllc lilvokl- l~`\\‘cll- mlpg m,'m.t_ ` up nnvnli \\'c<~ovcrcll. Pcrcy Primrose - Deuce Y 5"-"' IIow'd she do lt? _“gy Apn|_v_Why, the day after thc dcnb boy hwoke their enl»!l1K@m*’-Ut sh” into li million left ner.-Detrolt l1`r°<' Press. The Restful Life. “We must llvc rti5'tliin_1cull7 if W* would uve lienlliirniiv." wlltee GPH" Dawson in -‘How to Rest and Be Rest; ed_.. _.T0 me |-hythmlcally we mus not always strain tense nerves and muscles. We must learn to relilx. that W- '° °“°°:miz°.:::l nervous and muscular powe _ ____ some pnrt of us will nlways_ _be rl_a: __ B whlle another ls at work. _lhls V ing by thc lnw ot' \'h§'U1m~ It is the 5|-ei-et of vrorklng tirelessly, IGSNDE rcstfully. rcslstlng dlscllsc. throwing fin' ninrliiii ict-|lln:.~, of \ll'l_l“t;__'1‘__’::_f__l1_f‘;:_' ly ulill fccllng ZUSU Und ui y our llrcs." _ \\'c nre ll\‘ll\K ““fhYt“ml‘§_‘=|]i`;'t 'mfg “»,_ llc nwilkc ln the E ___ linrusscll, wltli nnxlotis, vvgrrystag tlmugms; when We mstfl i“;nchelt"ln lion hi i:l‘<‘“' "ninety nnatclxthe train such good time that we Cf _ whmever the one wc went: 0\‘» linfore _ , wc get il fccllng of belDK 'nuhéa “_ 'liriveir or 'neu to 1ime."' _.__,,‘,§3;. Why She Was Glad. A young Louisville man who was out west not long ngo has l'etl1l'\l¢-“Ji telling a yarn which hc lullnits is not at his own expense, but wlilcli bc dc- clures to be ubolit; one ot' thc most ili- terestlng experiences of cvcn blsclicelr- ered career. _ "I was walking along the street ln a western town," hc said. "“'l-l‘~‘U S“d‘ deuly across the way I suw ii. Lolils- vlllc girl whom I recognized iiimicdl- ntely. She suw inc, too, und I cxpcct ed ber to bow rntlicr coolly and dis- bome. I wus eonsldcrubly zlstoulshcll, therefore, when she lluslicd ucross tllc street, seized mc with bulb lilnids uiill fllll'lV llllllliilml nvrln 1-- l\1\r‘4`l¢\lis'lil', I 1| was S0 mented “ ‘I'in when 1 self fi ‘but, to pected upnezirn _ rutlicr ti Whitt bcnrt?’ i tuntly, as had bccii licr wont buck; j tlmt l'll l he r-:into | “I _lot ‘ rlcr~Jon _-_-_:_*' : _ . W ;.:>_~__A'~,-,>=>--_ Y' ' ‘ _~:"?_'-_-1 The beautiful new $150 Pipe Tons Boll specially ordered by O. P. Fletcher of “She nil-nt nn l’\'c lil- surprlsed, In 1'act,"tl1at I com- glxul to see you, too,' I said had munllgcd to extricate my- 'om hor cxubcrunt greeting; tell you the truth, I l1adn't ex- to see you so excited over my iice. You always treated me ln lccbci-g :it home, you know. has cnliscd your change of wus nonpluscll for only a mo- ll flicii cxplulncll, ‘ML Smith, cn :iwny from home S0 long be gl:il|__;li_ \_,'|11i]| _;'.,_,l_;\';itl-I'_|_\' 1"'-_f"'|_ii.d_ ____ it __ ,._,,,_,. `,,_h,__],|,__ m.¢ic]___,_ 'nm whal ._.,"‘ , ._- ~ ,,- _ i ______ _ , _ ,' "‘ _ v- 4' ‘l " l'l'i‘. lo'|||i‘|» » <.~» -is `:'~ "21' ,::'~' i . .llll,_l`___i_ii_ litinlllis \\llglitii;_ .i .intl Ill l,iil>\.l.ll_< .ind skill, lln- si/|» of the rrl»~,\ii :intl \\ill|li ot liinii. ~li l-loo-l_\' poll-»i‘;it»-ll llizlt it looks like briiii iiinsl lic .~'till`, lint uitli "so__'l" init. ,.,,,,:_IH __-ml HH, |,;,_-.__.|||i(.-liiii‘iii.l' ini H .n,:,, Tl( ',l|`_,,_Y"_,|,"_, _`:_,;"\____l,;i Lg-!;I___ _._,_,,_ ________ _._ _ :g Murder Will Out. In a county scat in onc of the mid- Willing, but Helplau. Y“'_' Y' l dlc western stntes dwelt rl lawyer who, after xl practice of thirty yours, had accumulnled ix competence and rctlrcd. 'Being il mini of much more tlizln ordinary ability, nn excellent speaker, cntcrtlliliing decided pollticnl views and ciijoyliig thc confidence of the community, lic was urged by his friends to run for congress, llc re- fused. In vnln they poliilcll olit the fact that ii noininiitlon would be cqiilr- nlent to an election und pledged tliciii- sclvcs to secure lils nomination. llc i ____ octogennrlan _,What _S was _sn,__ | nr' ' would not listen to them. A niun high ln the polltlcnl councils of thc stiltc came to see hlm and fielded his pr-rsniision. "You ouglit to tnlrc that otllce," he said. “lt nilfrllt lcall to solnctlilng liiglicr. You would make a nntloiinl rl-plit:illon." "Tliiit’s what I :im nfruld of." “Wliut do you mean by thai?" “\\'cIl," niiswcrcd the lliw_rer ncsi-, tutliigly, “I will tcll you, but lt is ln strict confidence. It must not go any further. Many years ago, when l wus young and inexperienced, I pub- llslicd n small voluiue of orlglnal poet- ry. So far ns I know there is not a copy of that book in existence now. but one would turn up in some corner of the world it I were to run for of- fice, and the papers would prlnt ex- tracts from lt. I wouldn’t have that linppcn for a mllllon dollars. No,° slr, nothing doing!"-Youflrli Companion. An incomplete Auertion. “I nm a self' made man," remarked the aggressive cltlsen. “Wel|," answered Grandpa What- stonc, "go nllead." “What more ls there to say?" “'.l'lint remark about being self made nllvnys requires explnnatloii _ss to wherlir-r lt is ii brag or an apology.”- Wlshlngton Star. SUMMERBIDE MARKETS Corrected for every Wednesday and Saturday’s Issue. Cornmeal per bag 100 tlis $2 to $2.50 20 ln ouartareu oak case, Wool per tb , which will be given asa Eggs per doz ."3P8°lll" Drlse ln The Guardla.n's Mammoth Canadian 'Tout' Oonlbest Hay loose ‘ 53-50 open to single and married Pruvin cial lsdflcs of over sixteen years of Straw 3450 -*-"*"_" age. Other "Special" prizes wlllhe ainagnlncent new $350 _xendelsslohn Butter per lb Plano, In Mahogany case, specially ordered hy Miller Bros this cityi; Beef (enrcns per lb) ii tn B _ o new Edison Ph0l10El`BD\1 Wil-lltwo dozen records tn case, almflstfotntoel-i 20 UWC m-,__ nmiting good, doing; lhlflrlfl $100 in value, from A. E. Todmbs of this city and 5 cahlnet Séw~lng‘lf»- bats Unit count, tlicsc llmyi~\_---Pntoii & (ill. - Chine," the best ,nlanufnvtufed by tb¢Sln¢Ul‘ »BeWlllK _ Mdtlhlnl Company, Pork 11--tau. _price $77.00. _ _ ' ‘ kms. 22 to 23 20 to 25 88 to 89 ll to 8{ 10 » l i To Was or Not to Was. “Dear me, now!" exclaimed the nervous old lady with the seventeen packages and the parrot, bound for Cockleon-the-Shell. "What: dld the guard say was the next station? Did 1 he say Cockle-on-the-Shell?" ' ‘Excuse me," remonstrated the glrl from Glrton. “You mean what is the next station. It’s still a station, you know." “You’re wrong, madnm," interposed “ls is was?" asked the Glrton girl sharply. “Dou’t be ridiculous!" snapped the nervous old lady, "Was may be ts. But if wus Was is, then ts lsn’t ls or was wusn’t was.” She passed ber hand across ber fcvered brow. “It was ls, was ls wus. isn't lt?" she con- tinued. “But lf ls ls wus, then"- “Llsten!" interposed it flfth. "Is ls, was wus, was was wus, is is ls." "Oh, well, nnywny," cried the old Indy, "ls the next stntlon my station- Cocklc-on-the-Shell?" rlun. "But lt wus. We have just gone by lt.”-London Scraps. A Candid Retrospect. "W hy tire you ln this prison, my fl'lenrl?" risked the phllnnthroplst. "It was the result of my own folly." "In what way were you foolish?" “I dldu't employ the right kind of s lawyer for my cue.”-Washington §.*".".-.-__-_,. __ /---_ .__ "No, madani," n,-pllcd the octogeua-' "Sllfl\'c," was all he said. and he siiiippcd lt out as it he wanted to be let :ilone during the operation, "Yoii oiiglitcr have u hair cut, slr. Needs it badly," sald thc barber. “_\`o; I wunt a shave," said the man. Iivcrytllillg was quiet for the next fcw minutes, and the barber scraped nw:ly_ Then, the bristles removed, the lniriicr rim his hands through his hair, prcp:li'iitor_\' to combing lt. That Beelned to rcinlnd lilm of something. “IIlllr‘s gcttlng thin, slr. 'Shall l put on _some follicular freshenerl" he tn- quired. "Noi" snapped the man. The barber fussed about some more nndthen, “Try a facial massagkjusl wlirit you nced," he said, , “No; 1 only want the shave,” said thc niun firmly. This appeared to get past the barber, for us he was flirting with the combo und brushes and looking over the cus- tomcr's cranial development he ro- mnrkcd hi a friendly and kindly tone, just ns lf the idea had that moment | occurred to him, “You oughter have' i your hnlr cut, slr.” The tlred man's patience wg; 51| gone now. “Hang tt," he exclaimed, "if you are so anxious to cnt some- body’s hair, why don't you cut your own? it's four times is long as nilnc," Sadly the barber looked at himself In the glass. Ills locks were but do. scrlbcd by tho mid-Victorian txml "ambroslal and nmbliaxeous." "lf I could I would," 'ha answudn New York Prosl. 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