By Thornton W. Burgess night when the weather is good, He doesn't sleep right through as Johnny Chuck doesh He likes to get w , ll bite to eat when e can. Is reasoning with a vital flaw. 1 It was Just chance that had -Old Mother Nziturcubrought him over to the dear O1: - t - .. e ha There was trouble in the dear old; 31:3 I I:;),X.o,t:fi,t.e glue he B””"p”"'Ch' A”3'wa-V- Peter R”b””'bad announced that he was going Md Mm Pet” ”0”m9d 9”'-W3” 1010 stav and that there was nothing be a little upset. It was all on ac-ipeterhl. Mrs peter could do about Cwnt M Jimmy Skimkr Jimmy hadit. The moretllicv thought about it. made hlrr-iseif an uninvited guest llii the more upset thev werer the dear old Briar'P3t'Chx 'i ”It's our hflllSC!;' protested Mrs. Peter and Jimmy had known Fem... each other since both first started, --I suppose V” could gen him ,0. out in the Great World. In fl. u'ay;.md perhaps he Wm give it up... they had been friends. Peter hasisahi Pete... never been afraid of Jimmy because: so the next time that Jimmv he always has had sense enough iskuink poked his head outside the not to interfere witli his nelgliboizold house peter m,m.oached him who wears 5. black and white cont.ipomeh,h JAN mu Sm thinking 01 And he has known always tlialihstwingq-v he agked, Jimmy doesn't hunt any one as big --I cermmh. amp Hid Jimmy. -'1, as a full-grown Rabbit. Of oourseh the” Mn. ,g..5.,,. why 1 shouidnm-' Jimmy has never bee” M7315 M: Peter hesitated, thi-en.sald. "Wel'. Peieh 1'16 ism afraid 0! embody lrvirs. Peter and I think that that is excepting Hooty the Great Horiiedj r.,,-my our house, 1; is the oniy place OWL 50 "19 W50 WW9 D99” 0" we have in which to take shelter in 3f”9”d1Y t5”"5 "1V"3.V5- :bad weather. It has been our house .llmmy had often visited the door M-9, same we mime to iive in the Old Briar-patch. but never to stnyfdmr md 3,-ia,-p5mh," hNow ha proposed '-0 Sliilh and h? "Well. it isn't your house now," had to en pcxsscssioii of the onl;.- in. 119.1 J11-puny skunk. "1: is mine. shelter that Peter and Mrs. Peter ant:-i it W111 be mine as Iang 35 I had in times of storm. It was nn decide 90 Sm... 1-mic pmbabiv win "Id Und9TEY0Und 1l0m9- dllf-' 10ll.K'.be for the rest of the winter. If vou ago by Grandfather Chuck. W'hell;ihEnk you can pug me one just ft. was dug it was at the very edgzrgh-3,!-v of the Old Briar-patch. Now it was; "1 vi-ou1dn'i mink 0: twin; ta do in the middle. because through the mail'- cried peter 1; bit. hastily, years the old Briar-patch had; Jimmy grinned, "1 wouidryt if I crown bigger and bigger around if were you. I'm izlad you have such Jimmy had wandered into the E005 Sense, peg..rj- said he, Old Briar-patch Just at break of. So Peter and Mrs. Peter went off day. and had gone to sleep in the T7 another part of the deer Old old house. He had found it vcrvhR,.g,...,,,,i3h and ialkpd Hiinds over. comfortable. Outside. m'cr.Vlh'l1i:.: "'1 think he's hateful!" declared was covered with snow. Jimmy does 31.; paper, n lot. of sleeping in the winter w'.ieni "Of course." said peter, "it ig an the weather is bad and the SmW,oid house. and we didn't dis: it. We V3 d96D- HE 3085 Out 0CCi1S10f1311i' Btlliave used it only when we have had to. Perhaps if we had been in it he wouldn't have moved in. He ifound it unused. just as we did." Peter was trying to be honest and WHOSE HOUSE VVAS IT? That. mere ipoases-sion makes the la - lust. "That doesn't make anv dif- .icrcnce. It is our house!" declared There will be a meeting for; iillln Mrs. Pei.-r stamping a foot. the memws or the l."”””l.;'12:T.fi75”..l3”l-Eff.iiif.?..?.lrJt rd Branch Cana(1l1an Logym at i C " Andiperhans he won't!” retort- Holton Mut-Ch S on WedneS' 3 rd little Mrs. Peter. "Oh. dear. what day 17th. and f0F ih0SC Whoirlid he have to come over here for? contract Bridge Dy Josephine Cluborlson CONCEDE WHAT YOU MUST It is remarkable how many hand: can be made by declarerls early 1.1 ceslon of a trick that he will have to lose in any case - and remarkable, also. how few players seem to be aware of this technique. For example: south denier. . North-south vulnernblc. ' AK653 U732 QAQ3 -4.543 so -Ari QAKQJ N on 1084 w E QKJ10 .975 S 41 4.Q1o 4.Jos72 QAQJIOBAZ Q5 .85 QAKG Thebidding: , south Vvoat North must 1. 41 Pub Pun 4; so 54 Pun Pan Pau West. with seven sure tricks andl 150 honors, felt that some pushing of the vulnerable opponents was in order, but after going to the five- level. West wisely resigned. For one thing. he had to fear that mother bid by himself would push the opponents into 1-1 makable slam. As matters turned out. however. West did not have to do any further bidding. He laid down the king and queen of hearts. south ruffed the second round. drew trumps in one lead. and then. apparently feeling that West must have the diamond king for all his bidding, confidently took the dia- mond finesse, His confidence was rudely shattered when East cen- tured the oueen and returned the diamond jack. knocking! out the ace - and. incidentally, breaking up the double squeeze that might otherwise h ve been executed (as- suming that South was capable of that advanced playi. South now had to concede a. club trick, since West guarded diamonds and East guarded clubs. and the contract was down one. Admitting. for the sake of argument. that south had reason to feel confident about the diamond position. it still would have been R very good idea to use a plan that had I good chance no matter who had the diamond kintr. That rilan was to ruff the seocnrlvlieart. draw. the trumps. ruff dummv's last heart. PVId then lead out the three clubs. There was a fair possibility that West would show out on the third club. and that East. after win- nixw. the trick. would have to return wish to join, if don't care what you say. that's ' our liouse?" W'. A. DOYLE. "Jimmy Skunk doesn't think so. pn.5id(.nf' ,and he has pogcssion." replied "Peter. .()UR BOAIEDING HOUSE- KW E6A'D,TWi6G6.' oiouir You 6i-lL)'DDER vxii-lad T HAT. MEDDLN6 Miss ALCORN PROPo6ED THE ooua DR. 1. WACKNELL. JON THE owl.-3? A: -AA! THAT WOULD 85 A6 " TRAGKZ A6 A ,(70LiCEMPN ARREST- ius A emu? or- -CAREY-"REE v0Lm-is SOME , OSCAR THE. OVNL6 owe You FREEZE ON HIM!-vw MAVSE THEY COULD GET Tl-iElR HOOKS onl A TURKEY AND 'i'066iA LITTLE 8ELT- LOOSEMER FOR US I 9 diamond up to dummyb tenace. Maior I Hoopla KIND oc: AM FOR Purmle THE You BRNG ; - THE Tusuevzz. -s RIP. kins! HE Izuwso JEssIcA's LIFE AND srooo BETWEEN U5...HE DIDN'T DESERVE Oi-0,50 YDU ' suor HARRV AHLLEA.-.115, You SAY? HOHV THAT'S JUST DANQY, MR.VAN E E. TELL ME mm THE GUARDIAN. WN . OUR NEWS BUDGET for OUR SATURDAY SUBSCRIBERS MONDAY Miss Belle Jamieson. 181 Kent street. was taken to the P. 1:. Is- land Hospital suffering from in- Jurlu received when struck by a car at noon on Saturday. Miss Jcmieson was crossing Grafton street between the Public Library and the Bank of Montreal when the accident occurred. She is suf- fering from concussion, a fractur- ed shoulder. lacerations of the face and head and shock. An X-ray examination will be made today. Mr. Arthur H. Duvar well known automobile dealer and gar- age operator of this city. has been appointed lnstructlor ct the Voca- tional Training School. Mr. Duvsr will probably devote most. of his time to the teaching of mathe- matics asapplied to the various trades taught at the school. other appointments nnnounced by the Government following I meeting of the Legislative Coun- cil last week included that of Mr. Claude Paynter to be chief clerk in the Department of Agriculture. Mr. George McNight and Miss Ruby Watts both of this city. were named Justices of the Peace. Mrs. Helen Bell imd Miss Jessie Murray were appointed clerks in the P. E. 1. Libraries . Far-reaching plans for the ad- dition of large new buildings on the Exhibition Grounds are un- der consideration by officials at present. It is understood that plans call for at least one large building to be used to house the indoor exhibits and to have a seat- ing capacity estimated it up to 4,- 000 people. It '15 believed that it may be ready by the time Old Home Week is held next year. The tentative plans were an- nounced by Premier J. Walter Jones over the week-end. but Ex- hibition officials would neither con- firm nor deny it. However, one member of the Exhibition As- soclation did state that they were considering the erection of one or more buildings, but he did not think it was intended to build one large enough to house 4,000 people. TUESDAY The site for a new public bulld- lng at Montague has been purch- ased and tenders will be called to enable construction to begin in the coming spring. the Montague Town Council was informed last. night in a letter from Mr. T.J. Klckham, member of the House of Commons for King's. The letter was in reply to I. tele- gram sent Mr. Kickham last week by,Mayor B. H. Yeo. Mr. Kickham said in the letter "Receipt is acknowledged of your telegram and I note the concern of the citizens of Montague as ex- pressed in your telegram of the 5t.i instant." Good clean, fast moving comedy with laugh a mnute lines featured the presentation last evening of the three-act comedy "Keeping Up With The Van Hornes" presented at the High school auditorium in aid of the Mayor's Community Rink Fund. The play is from the pen of Mr. Norman Macdonald, C. D. A.. versa- tile writer of plays which deal with life in Prince Edward Island. Capably acted by a cast. of local players and personnel from the R.C.A.F. Station. Summerslde. the play showed careful direction, tim- ing was excellent and the pace, so conspicuously lacking in many am- ateur performances. was just about right. ' A letter from the Deputy Min- later of Public Works and High- ways, stating in effect. Ihat no improvement in snow plowing equipment could be expected by Summerslde this winter evoked considerable discussion among Councillors at the regular meet- in: of the Summerslde Town Council last evening. Although. through the winter Summerslde had stored a govern- ment plow whlcli was available to the town at a low rental when not required in the country, it was felt that Summerslde did not get much advantage out of this arrangement and had no priority on the plow for use In the town when needed. Lieut. Keith L. Mallison. Sum- merside, -who arrived in Halifax from Germany nboard the liner Scythia on Sunday. was one of the detachment of ore than 720 married soldiers of Cnnada's 27lli Brigade granted leave after By Alex Raymond L V groan: Diwr namz: n- "1 as so 5IRiOUS.'1'M Jucr i .i;,. no coon nuoomu unless we ii .014 car to com: . Lnsumouse :n'?u':Io".LM9W iiiil .'”I 1 ll i --W twelve months service in Europe. Lleut. Mcllixon who went over- sees as a. rgunner in 1941. nw active service until his return to Canada in 1945 with the rank of Lieutenant. in the North Nova Scotla Highlanders. He was at- tached to the same unit on his recent tour of duty as a part of the 27th Infantry Brigade group, including three infantry battal- ion: of which -the First Canadian Highland Battalion is a part. WEDNESDAY Fourteen-year-old Mnior Brady who picked up what appeared to be a. badly corroded silver cam on the Summerslde waterfront, took it home and. after cleaning it, found that it was not a coin but a silver medal that had been awarded to the late Premier Walter M. Lea. at the annual Prince Edward Is- land Agricultural and Industrinl Exhibition at Charlottetown In 1916. The medal was one donated by the Canadian Bank of Commerce and had been awarded to Premier Lee. for "Champion Holstein Fries- fni, Female." i Hockey ltudents from across the Maritime: received an interesting and detailed schooling in the rule: and skills of the game yesterday as they listened to more than twelves hours of instructions at the Hockey Coaches' and Referees' school being conducted at the Charlottetown. From early yesterday momlng until nearly midnight last night the candidates were given their school- ing by N.1-I.I.. lines-man George Hayes assisted by John square- brig-gs and Hickey Nicholson. SYDNEY. Dec. 9 -(OP)- Syd- ney Mlllioiiaires protected their second spot in the Maritime Major Hockey League tonight when they punched home three goals in the final period to defeat Murph Chamberlain's Charlottetown ls- landers 5-3. - This was only 'Mills' second win in nine starts against the Island- ers and as in the other win. a. 3-0 shutout, the goal-tending of acro- batic Nick Pldsodny stood out. Nick had just twice as many shots as Al Miller in the Charlottb- town csge, 32 against 16. and at times the Sydney cage cop rose to brilliant heights. Major J. T. Davies. deputy as- sistant director mechanical en- gineers. of the 21st Armoured Brigade. has been awarded the Canadian Forces Decoration, it was announced here last night. Presentation of the award was made by Brigadier W. W. Reid. D.S.0.. E.D., Commanding Officer of the Brigade in a brief cere- mony at the Charlottetown Arm- ouries. THURSDAY -Mr. Clarence Mercer was elect- ed president of the Summersidc Film Council at A meeting held last night in the school library for the purpose of electing an execu- -tive and officers and finalizing many of the details in regard to the formation of the council. Mr. George Olscamp was elected vice president and Mr. Benjamin Beck. secretary treasurer. NEW GLASGOW. . 10 -- Islanders (OP)- Charlottetown stalled in their bid to overhaul Sydney for second place in the Maritime Major Hockey League Tuesday night. crept within two points of the financially-worried Millionaires by posting I 4-: vic- tory over the Mills here tonight before 1.940 spectators. Mills sparked by the brilllinnt goaltendlng of colorful Nick Pid- JOE Pnuioiu. ' GEE WHIZ, WHAT A CLASSY RE5T'RUNT. AN' IMAGINE SEEING w JOHNNIE RAY EATING .' GEE WHIZ sodny who kicked out 11 drives. most of them from close in. stag- cd I. spirited drive which produc- ed three goals in the third period. just one short of creating a tie. OTTAWA, Dec. 10-(Special)- The inclusion of an item for the first stage development of a new runway, 7,000 feet long at the Charlottetown airport is being comldered in the” Department of 'rrsnsport's 1953-54 estimates. This was stated this afternoon in an official answer to a ques- tion asked in the Commons some days ago by W. Chester 5. Mc- Lure, Conservative member for Queens. The Guardian had been previously informed that a Char- lottetown airport item was plan- ned, and Transport Chevrler's an- swer not only confirms tlie-infor- motion but indicates also that it' will be approved by Treasury Bond. Major John A. MacDonald of Cardigan was nominated yesterday at a. Progressive Conservative Party convention at Georgetown to con- test King's County in the next fed- eral election. His was the only name before the largely attended con- ventlon. Major MacDonald, at present one of the representatives from Ilrd King's in the Provincial Legisla- ture. contested King's in the last federal election but was defeated by Mr. T.J. Klckham of Souris. A warning to growers not to "sit on your potatoes" was given by Mr. S. G. Peppin. technical advisor to the P. E. I. Potato Marketing Board, when he addressed a meet- ing of the Souris Board of Trade last night. Mr. Paul Gallant, presi- dent of the sourls Board presided. .The speaker told his big audi- ence of King's County farmers that Canada has a potato crop of approximately 50 million bushels and if it is not moved Io market at a. steady pace there will be many potatoes left over when the spring comes. He noted that the South- ern states apparently preferred to have sebagoes and that they defin- ltely wanted ones of medium size rather than the large type. Mr. Peppln warned, his listeners that both California and Florida had increased their potato acreage to a great extent and this would probably mean lower prices next year. FRIDAY Brigadier W. W. Reid was re- elected President of the Prince Edward Island Rifle Association last night at the annual meeting of the Association aboard the H. ND. C. 8. Queen Charlote. The Honorary President is Lt.- Col. D. A. MacKinnon and the vice presidents are Major J. M. Jones. G. A. Coles and Major J. A5 MacDonald. A Council of twenty six members was re-elect- ed. mono. Dec. 11 - (om 4 st. Dunston's University of Charlotte- town placed three men on the Mar- itime Canadian Rugby Union's all- star team which will plav a series of exhibition games in the United Kingdom next fall. Collegians placed 13 men on the squad. selected by coaches. mana- gers and sports writers and broad- casters. Mr. James Mills of Little Pond today celebrates his icmn birth- day. Mr. Mills, who is in perfect health. says he has "never had I doctor in all his life." He is still quite active. his hearing unlninnii-ed. and reads without the aid of glasses. Armr STARS MEAN NoTHIN' ms, MONEY...UH... working hard all his life. he says. - Daily he reads his Bible l.n which "My hardest life is now - doing nothing". but even last year he as- sisted his son, with whom he lives. in cutting the grain on the farm. he finds the solace of quletudc and contemplation. For over fifty years he performed the duties of deacon at the near-by Baptist church, where he too! cbsrze of many prey- er meetings; today, however, he is unable to attend, but prays con- stantly at home. ' OTTAWA. Dec. 11 -(OP) -Two young Canadian farmers, one from Prince Edward Island and. the other from Manitoba, hove won scholarships entitling them to s six-months course in agriculture in the United Kingdom. The winners are William Cairns. 24. of Free- town. P. E. I. and Herman Anson. 29, of Glenboro.,Msn. They will leave for England next Much to study at the Nuffisld Foundation. Mr. Cairns, 24 years of age. re- sides with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Scott Cairns. on n. 200-acre farm at Lower Freetown. He attended Prince of Wales College where he led both lec- ond and third year, and won the Governor General! silver medal in the third year. He then returned to ther's farm where he has resided. his fa- since George Walters of Oharlottetown. .well known track and field star, was elected President of the Amat- eur Abegwelt. Athletic Association for the coming your at the annual meeting of the Abbies lust night in Pnrkdale Hall. The retiring President. George Francis. presided over the meeting at which reports for the year's act- ivities were presented by the vari- ous committee chairmen. Premier J. Walter Jones was re- elected Honorary President while Jim Coyle was elected vice presi- dent. William Massey was re-elect- ed treasurer and Walter LePage secretary. fFour new directors were elected to the Board. They are Bill Led- well, Harold Howutt. Russell st. John.and Gordon Kerr. Other-din ectors are Elmer -'Blanchard. Wally scimtlebury End Roy Mnccllllvary. C BIRTHS MacKINNO - At the 6hIrlotte- town Hospital on December 4th 1952. to Mr. and Mrs. John 13. Mac- Kinnnn. Grand Tracadie. (nee Phyllis Trainer) :1 son. 8 lb. 8 oz. LABCHUK-At, Trenton Memorial Hospital. Trenton. 0nt.. on Nov- ember 25th. 1952, to L. A. C. and Mrs. Steven Labchuk. (nee Gloria woodside, summerslde) a dough- ter. Sharon Lynn. '1 lbs. 9 oz. 1'1-ITERS - At the Charlottetown Hospital on December 10th, 1962,'to Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Peters, a daughter. 8 lbs. 16 oz. BOEHNER-At the Klug'l County Memorial Hospital. Dec. 11. 1952. to Mr. and Mrs. Carl R. Boehner, Montague. a son. M.1cD0NAI.D- At the Charlotte- lown Hospital on December 9. to Mr. and Mrs. J..Albx MacDonald. Blooming Point. a daughter. Lindzi M.-ii-le. FULTON-At. the P. E. I. Hospital on December 5th. 1952, to Mr. and Mrs. K. R, Fulton, Charlottetown. a son. Michael Robert. 9 lbs. 8 oz. MacDONALn - At Halifax, on December 5th, 1952. to Dr. Ian A. C. and Mrs. MacDonald. (nee Sheila. Ryan) at Hantsport, Nova Scotla, a son. 8 lbs. POWER--At the King's County Hospital, Montague, December 4th. 1952, to Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Power. Greenfield. A daughter. SMALLWOOD-At the Prince Ed- ward Island Hospital, Dec. 2nd. to Mr. and Mrs. Jack Bmallwood. City. a daughter. Mnriorle Anne DECEMBER 13, 1952 i CW9 MacDONALD- At the town Hospital. on Dec.Cht:gri:ouf. Mr. and Mrs Kent ,'Macdo'nal3 (nee Mary Ciirlstian). 70 Each. mnmwmm H.111.-At the" Prince Edward 1,. land Hospital on Dec. 8th. to M.- and Mrs. Francis Hill. French: fort. in l0n.'Loman Arthur. AULD-At the Prince Edward 1; mid iiospim on December 9th .3 Mr. and Mrs. Walter Auld, ii 53,, Maernimsoiv-Ac the Prim". Edwardjlland Hospital on Dec 10th.l:0VMr. and Mrs. Daniel w. M: P ei-son, Oyster Bed ' a ago. Wallace Exton. Budge” MMKAY-On Dec. 10, 1952, .. ..., Lying-In Hospital. Providence. H, 1., to Mr. and Mrs. Robert Mac. Kay (nee Hilda Auld) I1 50,, Robert Bruce. . - t CAMPBELL -- At the King-. County Hospital, December 9 1952, to Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence. Campbell, Martinvale, .1 son George Lawrence. ' GILLIS-At the Prince County Hospital on Wednesday, necembg, and Mrs. Camillus . ave ers Rest a. da, 7 lbs. ' "gm" MacDONALD - At the Charlotte. town Hospital on Friday, Decemb... 5th. 1952, to Mr. and Mrs. Couriiicy MacDonald. Grand Tracadle, . son. Muiumv-At Hamilton. om. 9. Nov. 18th. to Mr. and Mrs. John L. MacLean, (nee Lily Knox Montague), twins. Esther Eliza. 6 lbs. 3 ozs. and Elwin Emersmu 7 lbs. 5 ozs. ' MoQUAlD-At the Charlottetown Hospital, Dec. 8th. to Mr. and Mrs. Linus McQusld (nee Geri. cvs Morrison) a son, 7 lbs. 14 cu. GAREW-At the P. E. 1. Hospital Dec. 8th. 1952, to Mr. and Mrs, John E. Cnrew (nee Loin 1155-rm) of Grcenvale. a. daughter. Helen Rose, 1 lbs, 14 ozs. HUGHES-At the Charlottetown Hospital on Dec. 9th, to Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Hughes (nee Evelyn Quinn) Charlottetown, a daugh. ter. weight 8 lbs. 15 ozs. GBEEN- At the Charlottetown Hospital on Dec. 7th. to Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Green, Emerald. g son, 8 lbs, 11 ozs. MARRIAGES BRYANTON - GUNNING - M St. Mark's Church, Kensingtori, on November 27th, 1952. by Rev. Rob. ert Coupland. Maynard Bryaiiton to Muriel Gunning. Malpeque. DEATHS TM CABMICHAEI. - At the Provincial Sanatcrlum on Decembe 9th. 1952. Clare Jenn. aged 27, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Carmichael. Charlottetow- lIlcCAllB.0N-At Boston, Dec. 8. 1952. Mr. Arthur McCarrcn in his 48th your MGKINNON-At the "Provincial Sanatorium on Dec. 10. 1952. Mrs. Selina McKlnnon in her 48th year AIISENAULT-On December 1012:. 1952, Philip M. Arsennult, in MI 85th year. ' STEWART--At the Stewart Mo. morlal Hospital. Tyne Valley, on" December 8th, Mrs. Hugh Stew-, nrt, formerly of Norboro. PIDGEON-At the Prince Couniy Hospital on December 9th. Roy Bradford Pldgeon In his Slat year. . 3X-ONHIQM: & nth! Prince Ed- ' ward Islli pital on Decem- ber 11. 1952.' on A. Blondcii of Glen Valley. age '72 years. MscDOUGALL- At the Prince Edward Island Hospital on Dec. 6th, William E. MncDcu;::ill in his 85th year BOWNESS-At Montrose. Sunday. December '1, 1952. Sophia Bow: ness. wife of the late Reuben Bownels in her 77th year STETBON-At South Freetown. Dec. 8th, Mrs. Walter Stetson in her an: year. 1-” CHANDLER--At 72 Douglas si., on Monday. Dec. 8. 1952, Fred- erick Chsndler in his 78th year. 5 lbs., 8 cu. RV Harv Fisher MAKE A NICE COUPLE ?DDN'T NOT WHEN YER ONE . YIIBELF. THEM TWO KIDS i ;'.:KOFF')k KOFF i',1 1' BER SAY, MISTER count: wOT'CNA zIsNowsKA... sm ? Kins '2 U V ”'-l1iIg'l.-L Give. Me Acuma ' wow 1u'1I.vua-onu- '-rwmocr UH...I cAN"r...I GOTTA BIG DEAL ON... 1',-t)f:.'I T' SHOVE