= 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     For the Party You Earned | 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     see 
     
    
   
   
    
     We’re the 
     
    
   
   
    
     ... Party With Us. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Monday 
     
    
   
   
    
     Blast 
     
     to 
     
     the Past 
     
     Night 
     
    
   
   
    
     Free Cake 
     
     with parties of 
     
     five or 
     
     more 
     
    
   
   
    
     5 minute specials 
     
     pop up throughout 
     
     the night - every night 
     
    
   
   
    
     The 3 Hour Happy Hour : 
     
    
   
   
    
     - 7to10 pm 
     
     Monday 
     
     thru 
     
     Thursday 
     
    
   
   
    
     people who 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘help make the | 
     
    
   
   
    
     Tradewind | 
     
     rock...six 
     
     nights a week. 
     
    
   
   
    
     quesday 
     
     Ladies Night 
     
     * Guys 
     
     welcome 
     
     250 in prizes 
     
     to be won. : ites 
     
     Prizes and 
     
     Surprises ¢ 
     
    
   
   
    
     » 
     
    
   
   
    
     Friday 
     
    
   
   
    
     Rock 
     
     to 
     
     Top Forty 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Student Accepts Election 
     
     Bribe for President Elect 
     
    
   
   
    
     This photo of the president 
     
     elect, passing what appears to 
     
     be money clearly disguised as a 
     
     travel brochure surfaced earlier 
     
     this week after a long inquiry into 
     
     allegations of illegal procedures. 
     
     The photo appeared at the Germ 
     
     office early Friday morning and 
     
     an accompanying note. It read 
     
     that the student who had taken 
     
     the picture could not live with the 
     
     shame of knowing such behavior 
     
     took place. The note also said 
     
     that the writer could not live with 
     
     the $450 she paid her to keep the 
     
    
   
   
    
     photo secret, but that it wasn’t 
     
     the reason for accepting our $800 
     
     award. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The inquiry re- 
     
     lates that friends of the president 
     
     elect tried to bribe students rang- 
     
     ing from $5 to $50, or with of- 
     
     fers of free liquor. Those students 
     
     who refused these offers received 
     
     threats of academic dismissal and 
     
     failing grades. It is believed that 
     
     illegal activity is related to simi- 
     
     lar conduct during the last elec- 
     
     tion in Nova Scotia. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Comichaos 
     
    
   
   
    
     The final entry! The last hur- 
     
     rah! The fond farewell! The end! 
     
     The death of a column! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hello readers. your regular 
     
     comic collecting, world travelling, 
     
     jet setting, column writer has ac- 
     
     cidentally been exposed to cos- 
     
     mic rays and in his place is me!!! 
     
     Post-teenage modulated cosmic— 
     
     rayed Goldfishman!! Cringe in 
     
     fear as I fling myself madly about 
     
    
   
   
    
     the room with my cosmic flipper, - 
     
    
   
   
    
     cry in terror as I Karate splat 
     
     through your TV screen, gape in 
     
     wonder as I... Ohh! I frighten 
     
     myself with my evil plans. 
     
    

    
     As my first exploit, I’m going 
     
     to recreate my accident by throw- 
     
     ing chunks of irradiated chocolate 
     
     bunny into sea world in Florida, 
     
    
   
   
    
     thereby creating an army of post— — 
     
     ~ beware of evilly grinning post- | 
     
    
   
   
    
     teenage modulated cosmic—rayed 
     
     fish creature men!! Ha! Heh! I 
     
     chortle madly. (Not an easy feat 
     
    
   
   
    
     for a fish, you nervously stam- 
     
     mer). é 
     
    
   
   
    
     Think for a minute as you 
     
     dream of beaches I’ll have com- 
     
     plete control of all water. Even 
     
     the kitchen sink! ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     But wait!!!... What is this!?!?! 
     
     I appear to be gasping!!.... This 
     
     damned air... It’s ... Air! In my 
     
     excitement about world domina- 
     
     tion I forgot one critical thing, I 
     
     can’t breath Air! Drat! Cringe in 
     
     terror as I limp back to my tank!! 
     
     Hmm? Conquering the universe | 
     
     from a living room fish tank. 
     
    
   
   
    
     I think I have a Plan..... 
     
     Have a good summer and, 
     
    
   
   
    
     teenage modulated cosmic—rayed 
     
     sea—things! ee 
     
    
   
   
    
     This is the last issue of the GEM for 
     
     the 1988-89 academic year. We enjoyed 
     
    
   
   
    
     i doing it for you! 
     
     -' The GEM Staff 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Thureday,April 13,1989